A troll, a hag, and a leprechaun walked into a bar.

When Severus accidentally walks in on Sirius and Remus in the Shrieking Shack, he thinks the most he's getting out of it is a promise for the bullying to stop in return for his silence. But when Remus points Sirius to the attention of who he has his eye on, he ends up getting more than he bargained for.

Four years had passed since she last saw him, and to her knowledge, no one else in Britain had either. Rumours had sprouted like plants under a Herbivicus Charm after he failed to return for the second half of their final year at Hogwarts. Even Hermione hadn't been able to resist the question in every student's mind: Where had Draco Malfoy gone? Apparently, she now had the answer.

After each one of his partners and friends is murdered by Death Eaters, a lonely and sex-deprived Harry Potter decides that his enemies would pay for what they've done, and compensate his libido. (Hopefully that counts enough as a trigger-warning)

An autistic Remus gets overstimulated at the Yule ball. His boyfriend Sirius comes up with a better way to spend the evening.

Re-incarnation Slightly AU.

How the 1991 Hogwarts department meeting for the school year must have gone

Percy Weasley no estaba preparado para encontrarse nuevamente con Oliver Wood. Porque encontrárselo significaba ser engullido por la niebla del pasado, significaba rememorar los errores, lo que habían hecho y, sobre todo, lo que había sucedido con Penélope Clearwater.

(ADOPTED FROM KWIPPIISQISH UPON PERMISSION) After the devastating events in Godric's Hollow, Harry is left on his aunt's doorstep. Instead of taking him in though, she rids herself of the baby. He is quickly found by a mysterious stranger. The fate of the Wizarding World is about to change.

A collection of one shots that I have written for the Harry Potter universe. They will be standalone stories, crossover stories, completed stories, and not completed stories. Regardless of whether the chapter is a complete story or not I invite anyone to pick up one of the stories I have here and use it as a steppingstone for an idea for their own story. These are ideas that just f

Voldemort is no more, but always two there are: a master and an apprentice. Which one was defeated? What if the plans "for the greater good" were never abandoned after Grindelwald's fall and were secretly nurtured since? This fanfiction continues Harry's story directly after book 7. Realistic, increasingly powerful Harry, no AU. BOOK 2/3.

My Harry Potter one shots. Not all of the stories have mature content but some do.

While Severus Snape uttered the deadly words on the Tower of Astronomy, a strange guest knocked at the massive door of Malfoy's mansion. Voldemort has never been more certain of his victory. While he's celebrating his eternal reign, the spirits of the ones he'd killed refused to cross the bridge until he left this world. When Severus thought things couldn't get worse, a snake...

Fred was dressed as an orange jellybean. The most obnoxious orange colour that clashed horribly with his hair, and it was scaring her a little, but Hermione couldn't stop smiling. She knew exactly why he was dressed up like that. (Muggle AU)

First-year students at Hogwarts summon Familiars. While most are harmless, some are things a teen shouldn't be in charge of. Carnivorous flower spirits, armored murder-owls and walking incarnations of fury roam the halls of Hogwarts. This is just as bad of an idea as it sounds. Probably even worse. Our "heroes" might just save the world, assuming they don't destroy it first.

A book left by Sirius opens Harry's eyes as he delves into the mysteries of magic, learns about the realities of a war, and shifts towards the Grey. Meanwhile, Daphne Greengrass is faced with an unusual solution that involves the Boy-Who-Lived, but could be more trouble than it's worth. And in the end, there is always a price to be paid for everything. HP/DG Contract, 6-7th year

Anahstacia Vaneraries, her life is nothing but complicated. But everything is about to change once she meets the man all in black, once again.

"求求你，"他在她耳边低声说，嘲弄着她。"求求你。"她不禁想，这是不是他第一次说"求求你"，即使他只是在取笑她。《Black Demon》中文翻译，作者Keeperofthemoon0。

The war is lost. Everyone is gone. A depressed Harry approached his death only to get a second chance in a whole new world. Long lost faces return, but is Harry free after all? Powerful Harry, invincible Harry, parents and son reunion.

Lydia Ward now has magical powers. She has captured arch-villain Alorea Rakissen and made friends and enemies in the magical world. Now, she is going to Hogwarts to learn how to control her magic. Her life is about to become more interesting, exciting, confusing and dangerous. Sequel "Desolate Boughs Vol 1" now available

And so the basilisk is slain, and you are returned for your 3rd year at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Your feelings laid bare and your spirits higher than ever. But what lurks around the bend this time? What darker threat now begins to skirt through Hogwarts' corridors? Friendship drama, deduction, spellcasting and power creeps. All that and more for this book!

What if Harry had had another fangirl? And what if this girl would have done everything – and I do mean everything – to protect the boy she loved? Halloween-esque Oneshot Harry/Daphne

Another selection of one shots

Based on a reddit prompt. Daphne Greengrass has been spying on Harry Potter as his familiar Hedwig for years. But what will she do when the Quibbler exposes her secret?

Situé en 6eme année, ce texte est un pur PWP BDSM. Le couple est classique, les positions nettement moins. Enjoy.