"Are you having fun, Charlie?" Fred and George turned to look at him, their beady little eyes gleaming in the restaurant's candlelights. They chorused in their usual creepy manner, "Yes, Charlie, are you having fun?" Charlie gritted his teeth and glared at them. "I would if only I was at home with my wife naked under me. But no, she'd rather play house with you two bozos."

"And what's this about a plan? What plan are you talking about?" "The plan to get back in Granger's good graces, of course," Theo said pointedly. "I'm assuming you two had a fight and that's why you've been making pitiful puppy-like faces at her when she's not looking."

The Kama Sutra was a Valentine's Day gag gift from Fred and George, who both believed that Hermione and Percy's sex life wasn't as spicy as it could be. No matter how much Percy had threatened and blustered at them, the twins had forced him to take the book and go through it with his lovely wife.

"George, duck!" Hermione suddenly screamed. George followed her command without hesitation. He fell to his knees, his wand ready in his hand. An AK curse flew over his head, courtesy of Rodolphus Lestrange. And then, the Death Eater was rolling on the ground, curled up in a tight ball, with an enraged Hermione standing over him, her wand pointed at his chest.

AU where the war ends at the tail end of Harry's 6th year, and he, Ron, and Hermione return to Hogwarts for one last year before being thrust into the world they had to save. Unfortunately, Headmistress McGonagall has an announcement that will take them and many of their peers from the familiar walls of Hogwarts, and out to their sister-school; Beauxbatons. Member of Abandoned Gang

"I just wanted to bake a cake," Hermione muttered, her lower lip jutting out in a small pout. There was flour in her hair and on the corner of her lip. "It's midnight." Draco stared at her, unimpressed. He valued his beauty sleep and tried not to melt at the sight of his witch looking as adorable as a baby Niffler.

The definitive work on the life and times of Blaise Zabini: the good, the bad, and especially the ugly. He's no hero, and he's no saint, but that's why he's perfectly suited to the path before him. If he can avoid trouble, excellence, and keep the skeletons in his closet far from prying eyes, he might make it out alive with none the wiser.

Marcus stood alone in the middle of the dancefloor, trying to figure out a way to leave without looking like an idiot—not that he didn't feel like one already. Just then, someone tapped his shoulder from behind. Marcus pivoted on his heel and came face to face with the one witch he'd been trying to avoid all night. Hermione Granger.

18 years have passed since Dudley Dursley last saw his cousin, as she walked away to fight a war that might have killed her. Now, a frighteningly familiar letter has arrived for his daughter, written on parchment and addressed in green ink. Who else could he turn to for help other than one Azalea Potter, Girl-Who-Lived and Woman-Who-Won? fem!Harry/George Hiatus for Covid

Captured and imprisoned beneath Malfoy Manor, Hermione comes face to face with none other than the Dark Lord Voldemort himself. Recognizing him as the boy she fell in love with years earlier, she makes a decision that starts her down a path of power and death to become his Dark Lady.

Los magos ya no viven en un mundo separado, pero tampoco viven sin secretos. A simple vista, los magos han aprendido a ocultarse entre los muggles y han adoptado su tecnología a su favor. Una de las cosas que más han adoptado son los Smartphones y sus apps. Esta es la historia de un encuentro entre Harry Potter y Severus Snape, gracias a una app. [Snarry] [Slash]

Traducción de "Diagon Alley during the Summer of 1991" de CypressWand. Un relato breve sobre lo que ocurrió tras las escenas cuando Hagrid guio a Harry a través del Callejón Diagon por primera vez en el año de 1991.

Hermione Granger attempts a life in Muggle London, away from the publicity and chaos of the wizarding world after the war. Yet, her past catches up to her when a new customer enters the small bookstore she manages.

Dans les tumultes d'une vie d'après-guerre, il est un lieu qui se fait le phare dans la tempête et après une nouvelle accusation par le monde sorcier, Draco a le plus grand besoin d'une lumière pour l'aiguiller. Mais peut-être ne viendra-t-elle pas exactement de là où il l'attend.

Tragedy struck the Royal Family leaving the throne empty for the first time in centuries, only to discover one last legitimate heir to the throne. How The Wizarding World will deal with its savior now being the reigning monarch in the non-magical. If curious come see as the events unfold and witness the rising of a new Legend and Dynasty.

Harry watches as Sirius Black disappears into the sky with Buckbeak, and he wonders if his newly found godfather will be as much as a failure as everyone else in his life.

Sequel to HP and the Protectors of Hogwarts. Harry and his friends now move into 7th year trying to recover from their experiences from last spring. Going into 6th year Harry had a plan. Though, he's been forced to adapt, he knows he's been given a key to unlock the power he knows not. Harry doesn't know how not to fight. Who will stand beside him? Read and Review please!

Ils étaient de bons elfes. Ce n'était pas leur faute si First avait laissé son "frère" dans la forêt de leur Maître. Ou si la Mort leur avait dit de s'en occuper. Ils étaient de bons elfes. Et Spiky sera un bon elfe aussi. Même s'il était humain. En partie en tout cas. Les elfes savaient qu'on ne devait pas jouer avec les Entités.

Beauxbatons is hosting the Triwizard Tournament. Harry gets a trip to France where he realises that there is more to the school and its students than meets the eye. He can't help but notice a certain French witch who incidentally, does not crave attention. Voldemort's not too keen on sitting back in Britain, either. Smarter Harry.

Astoria gets in over her head

Charlie's been charged with scaring away a ministry official who wants to visit the reserve without training. Too bad Hermione's hard to scare.

Es la madrugada del 31 de julio de 1994, y como siempre, nada en la vida de Harry Potter podía ser normal. Encontrarse un bello y aterrador Draco Malfoy alado en su jardín era lo último que esperaba como regalo de cumpleaños. Drarry. Veela. Yaoi.

There is a soulmate potion which they all brew when they reach a certain age. The name that shows up for Harry is not the one he expected, and he has to think fast. Crossposted. Threeshot.

A little poem I wrote in honor of Harry Potter's 42nd Birthday. Yes, he would be 42 today as he was born on July 31st, 1980! So enjoy this little poem!

Set 10 years after Order of The Phoenix, Harry is hit through the veil of death arriving during an alternate realties battle at the ministry. Their he is reunited with his earths Sirius Black and becomes instrumental in taking down Voldemort. While in this new reality he finally finds the family he's always wanted. Harry/Fleur/Tonks. Ruthless Powerful Harry but not godlike.