A new professor has arrived at Hogwarts, and Hermione is less than impressed

As they ran away from Filch, the three Gryffindors found themselves trapped in a dead end, the doors ahead of them locked. "Wet me twy!" Hermione said. "I know a speww to unwock it!" She pointed her wand at the lock. "Awo- awohamow- awohawmwa- amwohamawa- f***!" Hermione cursed. — AU where I changed the kid's ages and let them swear and after that it got a bit out of control.

Hermione, Harry and Draco seek to forfeit fate, deal with death, and tamper with time. Hermione in Marauder!Era, Mahōtokoro, Ouagadou, Harry in Pre-Hogwarts & Founders!Era, Draco in Dark!Future- a story of plotting, friendship and patterns. Gods, Fae, Monsters and battling a Dark Lord. No OTP, EWE, Full Summary (with spoilers, so read carefully) inside.

In the years following the war, Draco Malfoy meets a woman who makes him question everything he ever believed about Muggles. The problem? She is one. [Draco/OC]

Being the only 'decent' Malfoy alive is a tiring task, dealing with others believing you are like your family is even more so - but keeping your sexuality a secret from your family? Exhausting. It's rumoured around the castle that Elio and one of his childhood friends, Max, were seeing one another until recently - and Cedric had no idea. Why does he feel jealous?

When Blaise makes the mistake of sharing his secret with Theo, he should have known it was only a matter of time before the lack of filter bit him in the backside

After overhearing that Professor Snape helps abused victims, Harry decides to give it a go. But, of course, he's Harry and nothing goes smoothly. This is my take on how the scene should've gone. Written for Writing School; IWSC; S4; R5.

Harry Potter was his, and Lavender Brown would rue the day she was born. But, what was supposed to be a simple task, went horribly, horribly wrong. Or: when Tom Riddle accidentally murdered the wrong person. MCD, angst, murder, suicide, accidental murder. Muggle!AU, SameAge!AU, NoDarkLord!AU. Written for IWSC; S4; R5.

A pregnant Chinese Fireball dragon? No problem! Constant sideways rain in Ireland? Piece of cake. Hermione having to deal with her feelings for Charlie Weasley… well that's another story.

What happens when the perfect life you planned starts to crack? what if what you needed was not perfection but someone just as broken as you were ... maybe then both could start to rebuild your lives

Draco Malfoy and Rose Weasley go to a work trip to find an ancient artefact, coming back empty handed. They hadn't find it... or so they think. Turns out they were very wrong indeed and that there was more to the feathery mess they'd seen than previously thought. And maybe there was more to their friendship than they'd ever considered too. A lot of things hide in plain sight...

In which everyone is well-adjusted and trying to organise a Little League Quidditch game that ends with someone catching the snitch. Or Severus Snape gets roped into refereeing Little League.

Lucius Malfoy makes a mistake when he doesn't tell his girlfriend of a party he intends to throw.

Nobody knows what happens after we die, certainly not Celeste who was a average girl with not so tainted soul. Though she obviously did not expect to be in a process of reincarnation with one of its first task to make sure that she survives beside her brother,...in her mothers womb. Glorious, she decides. Might as well as fuck with everyone around her too during this process.

This is the first year of Minerva McGonagall as a new student at Hogwarts and in the magic world. The war just ended last year and now peacefull times begin until people start to be petrified for a mysterious... wizard? creature?

Voldemort is defeated at the end of Harry's fifth year and fearing attacks from death eaters Harry is sent to live with The McLaggens for the summer. What will this change mean for Harry and for Cormac? This will be Harry and Cormac slash. I do not own Harry Potter. Rating may go up later.

Ron's attention is distracted by a simple feather when he enters the Burrow, letting the others work in secret to plan around him. [Post-War AU, Everybody Lives, Established Kromione]

When Shyou's father dies under mysterious circumstances, it is up to her and a kind healer to bring the killer to justice. Will they succeed or will Shyou meet a similar fate?

Where a magical feather forces Harry to address his trauma

Hermione Granger，受迫害弱势群体的骄傲卫士。她的保镖是Draco Malfoy，那个因为手臂上的黑魔印记伤痕而名誉扫地、死不足惜的Draco Malfoy。某个夜晚，发生了某个错误。但那个错误不会重演。绝不会。

Harry Potter is a magician. Oh... and also a wizard, I guess. A collection of England's reactions to an unconventionally magical Harry.

Harry doubts a lot. This time, he questions why his boyfriend chose him out of all people in the world. (CDHP)

Daphne never thought she'd get to have a conversation with the Tony Gold of all people!

Hermione will do anything to save those she loves, including giving herself over to the Death Eaters as prisoner. But when Draco abducts her in an effort to bait Harry Potter and return to the Dark Lord's good graces, they're both surprised to find that while neither can give the other what they want, maybe they'll be able to find what they need.

When Severus is given the opportunity to serve an alternate sentence for the murder of Albus Dumbledore in the Department of Mysteries, he is certain that it will be preferable to Azkaban. Hermione feels deep guilt about having left Severus in the Shrieking Shack, so she is willing to sign anything to help him. The devil, as always, is in the details.