The Beatles play their sold out show at Hogsmeade, however Lucius Malfloy and Luna Lovegood are getting rather rowdy in the crowd! Luna was saving her virginity for Draco but this looks like the end 0 0 Set list Love My Poo Please Poo on me Taste of Jenkem Throw your Turd She loves poo A hard darn turd Within poo without poo Pooey lane

Woo! Travis Scott cannot be morre devistated after the horrific croud crush at Hogsmeade, and to apologise, he is going to play his famous song “Sicko Mode” at hogwarts. But, while the Dumbledore was going into sicko mode, he does not realise that Voldemort has sneaked in :0. Travis is our only hope!

UNA VISITA, UNA NUEVA OPORTUNIDAD

Pre-HPSS. Sharing a quiet place in the library after the Battle of Hogwarts turns out to be surprisingly productive, for both Harry and Severus. COMPLETE.

'I don't know about you But I'm feeling 22 Everything will be alright if You keep me next to you' "Sirius Black, you won't!" He did. And he looked positively sinful whilst doing so. Hermione didn't think watching Sirius ride a mechanical bull would be so...hot. But it was. PWP

The females in the Black Family are cursed, and only a man with "special talents" can keep them from losing their minds. SMUT Lemons Harry/Narcissa/Andromeda

this harry potter extravaganza will make you laugh and gasp at these funny kids

'We had a beautiful magic love there What a sad beautiful tragic love affair' "I'll make you smile after," she muttered cheekily, her eyes bright with mischief as she caught the way he scoffed even as he felt the tips of his ears burn, "I promise." Imagining her pretending to enjoy the farce of an event was the closest she ever got to fulfilling her promise.

Coupe du monde de Quidditch 2004. Harry Potter est l'Attrapeur de l'équipe nationale et Drago Malefoy, journaliste, doit couvrir l'événement tout ça parce que son connard de collègue a la chiasse. Soirée de merde en perspective. Quoique... Qu'est-ce qui se passe dans ces toilettes ? Oh putain, le scoop !

Fred and George slip Draco Malfoy a love potion, designed to make him fall in love with Harry Potter. Except, Malfoy doesn't act any differently... One shot

Tłumaczenie opowiadania autorstwa merlynthegrey. Jest to alternatywna historia lat 3-7, w dużej mierze trzyma się kanonu, ale zawiera też dość liczne zmiany. Autor stara się przede wszystkim sparować razem Harry'ego i Hermionę. Postacie, świat jak i przedmioty należą oczywiście do J.K. Rowling.

A Christmas Story! It always smelled of chocolates in Hogwarts before Christmas. Something about the holidays had everyone craving them; it gave people the idea that there could be peace and hope in the world, even if just for a few days, especially at the darkest time of year.

Hermione stumbles into a dark room where she finds something beautiful. AU!

this is my firist fanfic so bare with me

I'm not like one of those girls. I'm not well-read, I don't cross my legs when I sit, I would never be caught dead in a sweater set. There are rips in my tights, and usually a bottle of firewhiskey in my grip. I, Rose Weasley, am pregnant. It may be strange to me but to them I'm just another one of those girls.

"Am I real, Draco?" "Honestly Scarhead, what are you blathering on about now?" "Sometimes I don't feel real."

These were the last words young Minerva McGonagall heard from Albus Dumbledore before leaving Hogwarts to start her adult life. But what were the first words? And the many words in-between? This story is a prelude to the romantic relationship between Albus and Minerva. It covers seven years of her education at Hogwarts.

Harry, Ron and Hermione are captured and brought to Malfoy manor. Their escape attempt however, is stopped in its tracks when Bellatrix throws her knife a few seconds earlier.

Fred Weasley and Ellie Potter have always had a strong bond. But how will the truth of that bond change the story? And what of her bond with her adoptive father, Remus Lupin? How is life being the other 'Chosen One? Rated M for language, violent content, and sexual content

Remus has been many things in his life, but being the person that Harry comes to for advice is, to him, the most important — and terrifying — thing by far. (PoA, background pre-RL/SB. Coming out narrative.)

The Potter-Malfoy household decorates for Christmas

Ginny and Harry's affair with Neville Longbottom, professor of Herbology at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Includes a never seen before loveletter. For Iwik and scrappy8.

A series of drabbles and standalone one-shots concerning Remus Lupin. Each chapter is a complete work. RL/SB, some RL/NT (mentioned.)

It's 1992 & our young half-blood finds out she's a witch! Let's follow her as she develops a love for runic magics. But! There's a chamber of secrets, people getting petrified, that crazy ginger with a diary & look! there's Harry Potter! If this is just her first year, however would the other years be? What's a group of inquisitive students to do? Golden Trio, meet Mystery Quartet!

La résurrection de Voldemort échoue lors du tournois, Harry en ressort cependant atteint d'une étrange maladie. Qui le soutiendra dans cette douloureuse épreuve