Just a little random story of two OC's of my making, entering their first year alongside Harry and the Trio. Mostly just writing practice for me and a place to make fun head cannons about the friendship between a chipper Slytherin and a high-strung Hufflepuff.

Inspired by Bo Burnham's 'WHAT'S FUNNY'. Harry sucks and multiple slurs are used. Harry Potter hates his job. He hates his life. He hates his kids. He hates his wife. Crossposted on ao3 under msscribe stan

Lors de la deuxième année, les crimes sévissent à Poudlard, et un élève s'amuse à voler des ingrédient dans la réserve du professeur Rogue. Katerine a la charge de le retrouver. Mais entre les vols, les attaques mystérieuses du basilic et Prince, cette mystérieuse élève qui semble en savoir beaucoup trop, pourra-t-elle trouver le voleur sans se mêler de ce qui ne la regarde pas ?

Ambos eran conscientes de todo lo que estaba a punto de ocurrir, sabían que cuando uno de ellos salga por aquella puerta de la Sala de Menesteres ya no habría vuelta atrás, por mucho que quisieron evitar que ese momento llegara, la guerra era mucho más que ellos dos y había demasiadas vidas en riesgo.

Time drifts away from us all. So do people.

Lorsque le jeune Auror Harry Potter est convoqué par son chef Gawain Robards, il est loin de s'attendre à une telle mission : Il a désormais un mois pour apprendre le français. Et quel meilleur professeur que Lucius Malefoy lui-même ? L'aristocrate a décidé lui donner des cours de langue intensifs... (Ce n'est PAS du PWP, il y a un vrai scénario même si c'est un OS !)

She had ambition, that was for sure. She had dreams. She was cunning, she was smart, she was resourceful - there really wasn't any reason why she couldn't be in Slytherin. And if whispers of greatness in her ear from Tom helped her along the way, then so be it. Ginny Weasley in Slytherin. What a conundrum. What a riddle. She'd give them something to talk about.

Remus has been obsessed with Hermione ever since he saw her wearing his clothes. All he can think of is having her, but he has his usual worries, of course. He wouldn't be Remus Lupin without them. AU!

"You'll be fine, Draco." Hermione squeezed his hand. When Draco shot her a glare, she bit her lip to stop a smile from escaping."It's just a baby." "That's just it. It's a baby—I've never been around those things before. What if I drop it on its head? You can't expect me to survive this encounter." Draco stared at the door as if there was a nemesis behind it that couldn't be tamed

I knew that my mother's name was Char-lee, which seemed strange for a dragon, but I didn't care. He was my mother, and I loved him.

What happens when a bat flies into the Weasley twins' room? Pure chaos, of course.

Its 6th year and Lilly is determined to try and stop Sev from becoming a Death Eater, but things don't go according to plan... She finds Snape, but it's not the Snape she's looking for. **AU

Charlie wants to talk to someone about dragons, but no one wants to... until Hagrid.

"Well, what do you boys think?" Rabastan asked, standing in front of the table, his hands on his hips. Childish pride was evident on his face, but Regulus couldn't see why he was so pleased. "I baked the cake myself!" What happens when Barty and Regulus are forced to eat the cake against their will?

Everyone has their breaking point; some are just more explosive than others. In order for something to heal it must first be broken, and what's broken has to want to be fixed- otherwise it's all in vain. Teacher/student (both of age), slow-burn

After Lily Luna's funeral, the remaining Potters gather in her childhood bedroom. AU! Mentions of suicide.

Charlotte croyait être une sorcière banale. Mais lorsqu'elle découvre sa véritable nature, sa vie bascule subitement. Entre transformation et sentiments, Charlotte devra faire preuve de courage pour lutter contre les forces du mal, qui ne tarderont pas à vouloir sa peau.

Draco avait toujours été amoureux du Survivant, depuis la première fois qu'il l'avait vu. Cet amour était ancré en lui, mais il savait qu'Harry ne lui appartiendrait jamais. Jamais. Alors pour que celui-ci garde un souvenir de lui, il s'en était fait un ennemi. On n'oublie jamais un ennemi. Les méchants n'avaient pas de Happy Ending. HP/DM, RW/BZ, HG/TN MPREG

ITS BEEN 13 YEARS SINCE DARK LORD DIED BUT HARRY POTTER'S JOURNEY IS NOT FINISED YET. WHEN A NEW THREAT WILL RISE OUR TRIO WILL COME TOGETHER AGAIN. FULL JK BASED CHARACTERS .H/G HR/R

A compilation of Jily Lives AU oneshots canon compliant to give Harry some moments with his parents.

On his 16th birthday Draco Malfoy comes into his Dark Veela inheritance

My version of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. What if the Order was feeding Harry potions and then he comes into a creature inheritance. What if then he kills his mate and is left only with his positions, wand, and unborn child in his stomach.

A one-shot idea I have that I need to write down. The story revolves around the night after Molly steals Arthur's children. Arthur and Molly are not married in this story. Molly-basing. Not Dumbledore-basing.

This is another piece of Harry Snape The Next Chapter I just also had to turn into a oneshot for those who haven't seen or read it yet. Harry's younger sister Sarah gets Harry expelled from Hogwarts (you would have to read that part in the story to understand it fully) and they get into an argument. Draco and Harry friendship/brotherly love and TONS of Dramione fluff! :D

Exactly what the title suggests.