Harry died, kind of...not really. Well he did, but he's back, just not the same. In the past, in another timeline, in the body of a female version of him, and with Death at her side. And honestly, Death is a bit of a pervert, but it looks like Harry might be too. Oh, and there's that Voldemort fellow too. Porn with plot, so read at your own discretion.

Now as a Seer I was used to visions. But definitely not one's where I see myself as the mother of my best mate's brother's kids. I mean, I've hardly talked to the bloke! It's difficult to have a conversation with one of the most handsome blokes of Hogwarts when you tend to be a clumsy flustered mishap like me. Merlin! I hope my kids didn't get my clumsy genes.

My sister snagged herself a hottie bayooty all the way in good ol England. But then she ruins it by saying that the little shit is an A-list celebrity. And what on earth was she thinking, getting her face in all those magazines? I can't even straighten my hair in fear that I'll be mistaken for her. So I'm gonna just calmly explain to her the negatives of dating someone famous.

Or five lies Lavender told Parvati, plus one truth, much too late.:: for Poke

Hermione fait une pause dans sa vie d'auror et accepte l'offre de son ancienne directrice de maison pour le poste de professeur de Défense Contre les Forces du Mal. Elle avance à pas feutrés dans une nouvelle aventure aux côté d'un compagnon de route étonnant et sarcastique, Severus Snape. Alors qu'une nouvelle menace surgit de l'ombre, ils se battront main dans la main.

Albus Dumbledore was, despite popular opinion, still nothing but a man. He had his flaws. Harry knows this. (Not actually all that good but I needed to get it out of me, not all of them can be winners). One Shot. Really doesn't match any category...

The last moments of Lily Potter's Life.

Random crack one shots

Hello, je suis Amy et je suis sur le point de rentrer à Poudlard pour faire ma sixième année après avoir débuter ma scolarité magique à BeauxBâtons. Je vais vous raconter comment s'est passé ma scolarité à Poudlard où j'ai fait la rencontre de différentes personnes plus ou moins agréables et agressives. Vous êtes prêts à découvrir mon histoire ? Alors suivez-moi...

2 years gave someone a lot of time to grow. Someone that she had a nine-month infatuation with while she was in school. Someone who apparently knew of her infatuation and was now seated directly in front of her.

Wie verpasst man Vernon einen Herzinfarkt? Oder: Harry wird von der Queen geehrt, die Dursleys sind dazu eingeladen.

Forced into a marriage by a law created long ago, Hermione gets more than she bargained for when she marries into a deadly family curse. (Halloween Trope Fest) (tags: Dark!Dramione, lust, curses, marriage law, murder/death, mild smut, horror/psychological horror)

Lucius finds himself on a mission with his wife's youngest cousin, yet he finds himself wondering what use the Dark Lord could see in the child. (NaNoWriMo 2020)

Meet Willow Everspeak, Gryffindor Pureblood, best friends with the twins, and completely unaware of her fathers past. Follow her as she journeys through school, a war, and a romance with the prince of Slytherin, who she hates, and finding out the secrets her father has hidden from her. She may even become a spy, if Dumbledore gets his way.

Loosely based on Taylor Swift and The Civil Wars' "Safe and Sound," this is a short drabble centering around Harry and Hermione facing an impossible situation.

After an Order meeting, Severus finds out just how much he is loved.

The Dark Lord didn't go to the Potters to kill them that night. He made a plan, he'd give them an offer they couldn't refuse. Providing they didn't want him to kill their son. If they knew any better, they would accept this deal of his. That meant one less enemy against him. Perhaps an ally in the future if things went his way. Slash! Don't like, don't read. M/M. Montague/Harry.

A series of drabbles about parenthood/children (all canon, most likely). - 1. Ron and Hermione go for ice cream with their kids - 2. Lily and James welcome baby Harry - 3. Narcissa tries to get through to Draco - 4. Molly has some tough news for Ron regarding the World Cup - 5. Albus and Lily enjoy an autumn tradition

Harry est en crise depuis son anniversaire : perte de contrôle de sa magie, crise de transplanage incontrôlable et douleur fréquente, son état empire. Son arrivée au Manoir Malefoy provoque une succession de révélations étranges et bouleversantes sans oublier l'inattendu retour de Grindelwald, ravivant une guerre ancienne, présente bien avant sa naissance. Et l'arme, c'est lui.

My five rules: 1. To make sure no-one knows the real reason why I left my ex-bestfriends. 2. To make sure no-one knows what my "relationship" with them was like. 3. To find new friends, anyone as long as they treat me as a friend. 4. Even though Remus said it's fine, don't get too close to the Marauders. 5. And don't let Sirius' ego trick him into thinking I'm one of his fangirls.

i just love Harry potter, and cant wait for you to read my short poem! X0X0

The war is over for everyone but Harry. He is still fighting just to survive, but he won't make it on his own. Just when he's given up, help comes along.

Voldemort looked upon his servant in disgust, not only had they let the boy escape him he had apparently broken into his most trusted servant's vault, he couldn't give the boy any time to plan, he needed to go check up on his Horcrux now, there would be no way for the boy to thwart him again.

If she lets him get too close to her, she might not be able to stand the heat. Rating high just in case - contains strong language and mature themes.

Hermione detested failure. She hated entering a new situation where she wasn't absolutely confident in her abilities to succeed. Dating women was one such new situation. She decided to arrange a no strings encounter but was not prepared for the feelings and memories it dredges up, feelings she thought she'd buried after she lost touch with a certain Frenchwoman. Fleurmione