No beta and no spell check, the summary is bad along with the title cause I'm uploading this while tired and drinking a monster. Also bad plot but who cares.
There is no gay shit in this story, so you can read it unless you hate bad plot, bad writing, no story cohesion, etc. So it's your average harem fic I guess. Need to figure out what to do with Yuzu and Karin though along with Tier and Nel.
Warnings - Smut, OOC, spelling errors, some crack, cringe, and everything else
AN for people who were interested in the bi-harem fic at the bottom.
Ichigo pounded into Orihime, his girlfriend wrapping her legs around him so he couldn't leave her body. One foot on the bed and one on the floor so Rukia could continue worshiping his balls as she licked over them as he thrust into Orihime.
"Ichigo-kun, I'm getting close," Orihime said, panting as Ichigo played with her enormous boobs. His eyes filled with hunger as he latched onto one of her tits, sucking on her nipple, trying to get milk to come out of it.
Ichigo picked up pace when he heard his girlfriend say that, his large balls slapping Rukia's face faster than before as she kept her tongue out to lick at them, helping edge him to his own climax.
"I'm cumming!" Orihime yelled as Ichigo felt her tighten around him, only a few seconds away from his own release. The two of them doing it without protection only meant one thing once he released inside of her, and he couldn't wait for it.
The door opened, causing all three occupants to freeze as they stared at the two figures entering the room. Ichigo forgot about his release as they walked inside, the light shining behind and illuminating them.
Ichigo stared at the captain of the twelfth division, wondering why he was inside of his family's home all of a sudden, ignoring his new appearance, which included a golden headdress. The woman to his left was looking at him as her eyes lowered down to his midsection to where he was connected to Orihime, a look of what could be called jealousy appeared in her eyes.
"How the hell did you get in my room?" Ichigo asked, grabbing a blanket and covering Orihime and Rukia, not bothering to hide his nudeness; it was his home, after all, and his room. "Also, have any of you at Soul Society heard of knocking before entering? You're as bad as my dad."
"I could care less about what you were in the middle of," Mayuri stated, staring at the occupants, not caring about their nudity or actions. "But these are pressing matters at hand."
"Like what?"
"You'll be informed at the meeting, but you need to be within Seireitei within the hour for it," Mayuri stated, leaving no room for argument. "Nemu, secure him. Make sure he doesn't fight back."
"Yes, Father," Nemu said, stepping in front of Mayuri. Ichigo spotted her nipples hardening under the kimono she wore. As she stared at his chest, her eyes sank to his exposed appendage.
"What if I don't want to go?" Ichigo asked, not buying what Mayuri was selling and eyeing the captain for any sign of hostilities. He might have regained his powers after dealing with Ginjo and his group, but he didn't want to risk everything fighting this captain. His way of fighting wasn't something he was a fan of.
"Simple, I drug you and take you to Soul Society by force, or you can come peacefully without being drugged," Mayuri stated matter of factly, a cruel smile on his face. "Maybe I experiment with you while you're drugged?"
Ichigo felt a shiver go down his back. He might have pushed the issue if he was out of his body, but he spotted the badge on the table behind the mad scientist. His options were limited now. "Fine, just give me some time, is all."
"That is acceptable," Mayuri said as he started walking out of his bedroom. The doorway opened into a senkaimon for him as he twisted his zanpakutō in the air. "Nemu, I'll leave you to bring him to the meeting. I have research back at the lab that is extremely urgent."
"Yes, Father." She said, standing there completely still, waiting till her father was gone. The portal he used closed behind.
Ichigo watched as she walked towards him, a sway in her hips. He could feel the grin from Orihime from behind him and the one from Rukia too. Her hand glided over to lightly touch at his cock that was mixed in juices from Rukia and Orihime. "I thought you said you would wait for me?"
"You were busy," Ichigo answered as she leaned up against him as she gripped his cock with her hand. Jerking him off. Her hot breath tingled against his neck as she pressed her breast against his chest. "You said you were close to completing something with Unohana?"
"It should be ready by the time we arrive," Nemu said as she undid her kimono. Ichigo looked over at Orihime, who had Rukia's head between her legs. The Soul Reaper eating out his girlfriend as Nemu continued undressing. Rukia's fat ass in the air pointed at the two of them.
"I see," Ichigo said, watching the scene in front of him, Nemu guiding him to Rukia's rear by his cock. Her pussy was wet with juices enticing him to blow his load inside of her instead of Orihime.
"Did you know that she's getting married in a couple of days?" Nemu whispered to him, a feeling introducing itself in his chest as he felt annoyed by the fact that his pet was getting married. "To the limp dick lieutenant."
Ichigo felt his annoyance at Rukia grow to a boiling point at hearing that. His hand came down hard on the ass in front of him, smacking his property. Rukia moaned into Orihimes pussy before she looked back at him. "Ichigo?"
"You're getting married?" He asked, bringing his hand down again, playing rough with her. Orimhime leaned back against the pillows enjoying the sight before her. "To Renji?"
He watched as Rukia nodded her head. He pulled her cheeks apart at that, seeing her pussy wink at him, wanting him. "So why don't I give the groom to be a present for that wedding day?"
Ichigo aligned himself with her waiting hole, Nemu helping his cock find purchase as he shoved it forward; he hilted himself to base. All fifteen inches inside of the petite girl as she let out a soundless scream of pleasure into Orihime. He had less than an hour to ensure his present for Renji was ready, and he planned on making every second count.
Ichigo walked through the halls of the Seireitei, following behind Nemu as Orihime walked beside him. The bubbly girl wanting to visit Rangiku and Unohana after the meeting. Rukia told them she had to go meet up with Renji beforehand. He and Orihime watched as the raven-haired girl ran off with his cum still inside of her, taking root inside her womb. He wondered how she planned on convincing him that the kid was Renji's as he continued walking, stopping at the door of the meeting he was told about. Nemu opened it for Orihime and him as she waited outside.
Opening the door, he peered inside, only to see Shunsui Kyōraku in the room looking down at a piece of paper. The man looking tired from work. "Oh, Kurosaki-san and Inoue-san, glad you could both make it. We have a lot to talk about."
"I thought this was going to be a meeting?" He said, wondering where the head captain was. The old man was oddly gone when he got here. No one answered his questions when he asked about it. Which meant one thing usually, that he had died. He wondered what got him. The man seemed like he would live another thousand years or so from the last time he saw him.
"It is," Shunsui said, putting the paper down as the two lovebirds walked over to him. It was easy to tell that the two of them had gotten together from the marks around their necks they forgot to hide. Both of them looked confused at the tone he used. "The previous head captain has died."
Ichigo thought he had misheard him when he confirmed his suspicions that he previously had. "How?" He and Orihime said in unison.
"Poison, we currently guess," He said, explaining the findings to them. "We are guessing it's from a different faction."
"Faction?" Ichigo said, confused about the way Shunsui used it. He made it seem like there was another group of Shimigami out there. There wasn't, was there? "Like another group of Shimigami?"
"I wish it were that easy," He said, placing his hands together. "Kurosaki-san, Inoue-san, what do the both of you know about the Bible?"
"There are Angels and Demons," Ichigo answered, confused about where this was going. It wasn't possible that so-called Angels and Demons were real, was it? "Are you saying they're real?"
"Yes, and there are multiple other factions out there, too, not just those two," He continued seeing the looks of surprise on both of the teen's faces. "But that is only part of why I've asked you to come here. The other part is that we need you, Ichigo. We need you to become the head of the Shiba clan."
"What? I'm a Kurosaki, not a Shiba, and why do you want me to do that?"
"A little name change didn't hurt anyone," Shunseui said. "We need you to gather allies on earth for us under the clan of Shiba."
"Why?"
"Simple survival; with the latest accident that happened of the poisoning of Yamamoto, we are apparently known to others, so that means someone might come for us at any time. We do not know how dangerous the other factions are, but we can not take any risk. We also need you to inform the Western Branch of what happened and the steps we are taking to bring them back into our fold," Shunsui answered, listing all of the reasons and potential recruits that Ichigo could find in Japan and elsewhere, ignoring how his face dropped as he continued. The orange-haired teen finally had enough and stopped him.
"So let me get this straight you want me to handle some rogue robots and ai in the north? Handle these new creatures called demons in Tokyo? Go to Britain and talk with some vampires and the Western branch to get them to join us? Find a bunch of rogue pyromaniacs or something and mages that are terrifying Japan, and find gods and people related to some so-called gods to unite them all under the Shiba name, and then go to Kyoto to unite with the faction there so we can unite under the Shinto pantheon. This isn't even touching the issue of this so-called Yokui faction you just told me about and how they might not even agree to join under the Shiba clan. All in the loose hopes of achieving peace for Japan. Oh, you also want me to go to a new school where Devils are going to try and befriend them in hopes of learning more about them? What the hell is this bullshit? The warring states period again?
"Yeah, about so it's Japan after all, plus you can also gain a harem if you want to repopulate the Shiba household," Shunsui commented after Ichigo listed what he asked incorrectly in some areas but ultimately got the gist of what he was asking. "It's not like you're failing in regards to that with Rukia. I'm not wrong, am I?"
"I-"
"That sounds fun, he agrees," Orihime said, causing his mouth to drop at what the bubbly girl said. She had a smile on her face as she grabbed onto his arm. Forcing it between her breast ending the discussion right then and there, causing him to agree to what Shunsui asked of him.
"Ichigo, do be careful. I don't need any diplomatic accidents cause of you," Shunsui jokingly said, knowing that he was bound to get one or two from how Ichigo acted around authority. Watching as Orihime dragged him out of his office to bring him god knows where.
You don't have to read this part since it has to do with the versions you are likely not interested in.
So here the mess of messes story that won the poll 2-3 votes ago. There will be 2-3 versions of this story. The other version will be bi, and one would be strictly yaoi, but I don't know if that would even work in a DxD setting since you know big tits are the MC. Might just make the Bi version lean into the yaoi heavily but keep elements of hetero in it to keep the plot and everything going. Who knows.