I'm on a journey to put as many cliches as I possibly can in a fanfic. If you're looking for a well written, or serious fanfic, this isn't for you. Complete crack.

Harry Potter, hero of the wizarding world, against the Dark Lord, it seems the obvious choice on who to root for... or is it? Discover the backstory of Lord Voldemort's past, and what happened to Harry Potter, that might've been overlooked.

Harry didn't understand it. His friends had turned their backs on him when they discovered he could talk to snakes. So why was some Ravenclaw first year talking to him?

Harry Potter had a good life, until his second Halloween when his brother, Matthew, was proclaimed the boy who lived, and he was pushed to the shadows. Now, Harry has to put up with the bratty BWL and his vie for his parents' affection. Discontinued. Edited 12/10/2019

Written for The Golden Snitch. Years after a whiskey-filled night in a bar, a lawyer shows up at Severus Snape's home with a surprise.

A Dramione marriage is tested when a magical accident sets Hermione's memory back to age 18. Draco fights to fix his wife and their 2 teenaged kids: Pollux, who's just learned he's the inspiration for Griselda Goyle's Veela stories, and Castora, who, with the help of James Potter, confronts the fact that she may be a squib. Follows "The Oblivious Ones" or read alone. HEA complete

Luna Lovegood and Tonks conspire to steal Harry's money and get him locked up in Azkaban. When Harry hears their plan, he sets up his own. (Luna and Tonks bashing. COMPLETELY DONE AS A JOKE. Expect it to be filled with cliches. Has like two sentences of Tom/Harry in the end.)

Après la bataille, Draco s'est vu prêter une chambre à Poudlard. Un soir, Harry l'a suivi pour lui parler sans vraiment avoir de chose à lui dire... Drarry, lemon, /!\ PWP

This is not the story you know. It's a different world... What will become of young Harry and Dudley when there taken form the Dursleys? Let's see into Harry's life shall we?

Severus Snape prenait son petit-déjeuner dans la Grande-Salle. Il aimait bien cette petite habitude qui lui permettait de surveiller les élèves dès le début de la journée.

It was the wedding of Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley, but what should've been a joyous occasion turns sour when a ghost from their Uncle Harry's past slips through the cracks and sends the newly-weds and all their cousins on a spontaneous trip to the past threatening to undo the very fabric of time itself.

The girl's breathing had laboured and her face was pale in the soft light of the lightbulb. She smiled almost wistfully and sighed: "I hope he looks like his papa" Emily Cole couldn't help but agree with the gipsy girl. The girl was by no means a beauty and a child deserved better. Later would Emily realise the girl had gotten her wish: 'Just like his papa'; Beta needed!

"Your House is like your family," and yet to Harry Potter it was just the start of a number of disappointments.

Relations between Wizards and Muggles are at an all-time low following the attack on the Quidditch world cup. This should be of great concern to a few undercover Muggle students at Hogwarts. However, flying, magic, the current Triwizard cup, and who's dating who seem much more important. But how long can this secret last, when a few purebloods are starting to catch on.

Harry prepares for the war following Voldie's return by studying and gathering allies. Stars at end of 4th book. Manipulative/Good Dumbledore, Strong!Abused!Harry Good Snape

Hermoine is forced to move to the Slytherin house how will she cope? what will she do now?

When Hagrid collects Harry he see's what the boy has to go through, what happens when he contacts Hogwarts and a certain Potions Master comes his magical guardian snape/harry mentor fic WARNING CONTAINS THE SPANKING OF A TEENAGER bad summary, good read

To Salazar Slytherin, death was to be his greatest obstacle. And, possibly to the surprise of most, he overcame it... by some definition. Because nearly one millennium after his body was lay at rest, his soul found itself in the body of a baby girl. Born heiress, Pureblood, she now bore the name Daphne Greengrass. And my word, was she born in an interesting time.

**Runner-Up for Best Drama/Angst in the 2018 Hermione's Haven Awards!** During the Battle in the Department of Mysteries, Hermione kills Bellatrix Lestrange while protecting Harry. With the Dark Lord calling for her blood, and Bellatrix' widower hunting her relentlessly...how can she survive, and what unforeseen consequences will she have to pay?

Daphnée, elle a la peau opaline, le nez mutin et des cheveux fins qui s'emmêlent. On dit d'elle qu'elle est fragile, qu'elle se casse au moindre choc, à la moindre explosion. Elle est de porcelaine, Daphnée. Moi, je la trouve plutôt de marbre.

A short story trying to convey what Sirius Black had felt the first time he had seen James Potter.

Death. Romance. Destruction. Sex but mild . Join Harry as he goes on a quest to find his identity, his friends... and true love. Mild slash. A series of events that could change perspectives... forever.

Hermione Grenger y Draco Malfoy cruzaron sus caminos. Ella descubrió que sí era una mujer y él que sí tenían alma.

On leur avait dit qu'ils pouvaient être heureux, qu'ils pouvaient s'aimer... L'un y avait cru. Pas l'autre. Et puis ils s'étaient connus, s'étaient aimés, jusqu'à en mourir. Ou jusqu'à en vivre, peut-être... Et cette histoire commence le jour où s'aimer en secret ne suffit plus, le jour où ils montrèrent enfin à tous qui ils étaient. Car l'amour n'est pas un crime, nest-ce pas ?

Lily and James walks through the minefield of the change in political landscape through the mounting power arms race of Lord Voldemort. As well as the minefield of their own social lives.