i become an amateur matador
(mom gets us onto the road, keeps her foot on the gas)
(bellowing escalates, something is chasing us, mom wants to get me to safety)
(what the fuck is is going on, is this a dream, i can't make up this shit)
(mom says we've got to get me to summer camp)
(all of a sudden, a lightning bolt hit our car and it swerved into a ditch)
(a flash of lightning let me see a giant figure coming closer)
(mom says i have to get out of the car and get to the big pine tree nearby)
(no way i'm leaving her alone with that giant, i walk with her to the tree)
(he's coming closer, he has a big head, massive horns, and is pretty ripped)
(the tree's still far off, the giant bull-guy is sniffing for us near the car, then threw it and it blew up)
(mom says to dodge sideways when bull-guy attacks, regrets caring about her son while bull-guy approaches)
(bull-guy attacks but i dodge, so he decides to jump my mom, when we're nearly there)
(bull-guy charges my mom and grabs her, then turns her into light)
(i temporarily become a matador and taunt bull-guy, then jump on his head)
(i break off one of his horns and then shank him for lighting up my mom)
(walk over the hill, see bearded guy and blonde chick, then pass out