A bunch of oneshots parodying common tropes in Harry Potter fanfics.

Draco esta furioso, el quería un animal majestuoso como patronus y le había tocado ese bicho estúpido, ¡Y todo por culpa de ella!

I usually don't write Harry Potter, but here is my attempt. Ginny gets sick and tries to hide it. How will it turn out for her?

What will happen if Hermione Granger never made it to the burrow? What will happen if she never helped Harry and Ron destroy Hurcroxes because of a certain blonde man? - view full summary inside. Rated M for reason

[AU] Él había tomado una de las peores decisiones en un momento definitivo para ella, le había roto el corazón y entregado los fragmentos a un monstruo capaz de cualquier cosa por conservarla para él, como un triunfo, como un souvenir. [Serie de Viñetas relacionadas].

Eva Orgall est une jeune femme au passé trouble et au regard fuyant - du moins c'est l'image que conserve Harry Potter de sa professeure de potions à Poudlard. Lorsque le criminel Sirius Black s'échappe d'Azkaban, c'est tout un pan de son passé qui semble réapparaître, ne lui laissant que deux choix : rester celle qu'elle devrait être ou de redevenir celle qu'elle était.

Welcome the the Goblet of Fire the fourth installment in a series of one shots based off of the chapter titles in the book. Some of these stories are related to the original chapter, others not. Read carefully dear reader for not ever story is as it seems. Chapter 8: Harry makes a bet about the World Cup. Does he win the bet?

La seule chose qui permit à Harry Potter de survivre fut la manifestation de son animagus. L'enfant est abandonné au profit de son jumeau, Stéphane Potter. Quand un sorcier rencontre deux ninja et un Ghost Rider pour avoir une famille c'est Poudlard qui tremble. Animagus/Grey Harry. Good/Stéphane et Manipulative/Dumbledore. Naruto/Kurama/Gaara/Johnny Blaze présents. Serment Voldy.

After being bitten by Nagini in the shrieking shack and giving his memories to Harry Severus wakes up suddenly to find himself in what seems to be a dream but very much reality.

He called her Apple, and if someone were to ask her, she'd deny feeling anything aside from contempt for the nickname. She'd be lying, naturally, because her social group, the girls she is required to call her friends, claims that it's simply unsavory. Fluffy one-shot based on a re-imagined ship, Draco x Apple.

Disclaimer - The world of Harry Potter, in books, games and films, is owned by J.K Rowling and publishers. I do not own the characters, story or setting. I claim no credit or ownership. The following is my exploration of Hermione's potential experience of the same story that Harry Potter experiences in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone by J.K Rowling. Enjoy! xx

Est-ce que les papas sont loups-garous ? Est-ce que les mamans risquent leur vie ? Est-ce que les amoureux ont peur des grands frères ? ... Iris Lupin n'a pas réellement fini de se poser ces questions quand elle arrive à l'âge adulte. Saison 6 d'Entre Lune et Etoile

A little one-shot mini-prequel to Tom Riddle's POV scene in Chapter 23 of Mary Potter and the Chained Servant. Contains sex and murder, but both are non-graphic.

Harry Potter commence sa deuxième année à Poudlard, le Maître des Potions n'est pas heureux. Une énorme nouvelle risque de tout faire chambouler et des questions seront soulevées. D'où vient ce garçon aux cheveux noirs ? Pourquoi ressemble-t-il à Severus ? Pour ça, il va devoir réfléchir à 11 ans en arrière ... Oups. En partie UA, Sev/OC (père biologique), Sev/Harry adoption fic.

Don't bother reading this, it's trash

"As you attempt to form a coherent sentence Miss Granger, I will tell you what little assumptions I have made of our situation. We are not like the ghosts you are used to roaming Hogwarts. We can not be seen or heard by any of the living or those ghosts that you are so used to. The reasoning behind this has yet to make itself known," Snape took a step back from her.

Annabelle es la mejor amiga de los merodeadores desde el primer año pero algo que estuvo sospechando durante mucho tiempo, se confirma al asistir a la clase de pociones e inhalar el aroma de la poción de amor.

Just funny stories about people reciving Howlers! NOTE: has profanity

Draco Malfoy knows how to get to Harry. As hard as Harry tries to be the bigger man, one insult gets behind him, and a fight breaks out. Professor McGonagall gives them two options of punishment. A month of detention with Filch, or sitting in the Entrance Hall, holding hands. You can probably guess what they chose. ((Drarry. Kinda smut. 5th year))

parseltongue is possession, and petrification, and listening to a horror narrate its hunger and hunt through the walls of a castle i call home

The summer after Sirius's death, Harry is forced to stay at Grimmauld Place with none other than our favorite snarky git. But when the truth all comes out, Harry learns that there is a lot more to people than what's on the surface. And Snape may just give him a birthday present that will change his life forever.

"Trust no one, Miss Granger, least of all anyone here." How could she trust anyone ever, ever again, when she had never tasted their mind like she'd tasted his? Post-GoF. TimeTurning!Hermione. HG/SS.

Ron returns to Hogwarts for the anniversary dance of Voldemort's defeat. He needs to see her one more time and learn the truth, even if it breaks his heart. Some good advice comes from the unlikeliest of sources however, but is it too late to save his friendship with one of his best friends?

What if Harry remembered Remus in his third year? Follow Harry as he unravels his past and learns the truth about his parent's demise. "To know the future, you must return to the past."

Post Hogwarts. Katie and the girls have a boozy night gossiping about boys. Katie's boyfriend Marcus Flint comes home early and accidentally overhears something he doesn't like. Drama ensues. Cross-posted from AO3.