An overdose of overdone HGSS plot clichés with a twist (forced marriage, mpreg, prophesy child, potions accident, daffy but scheming Dumbledore, house points abuse, accelerated aging, oppressive ministry, detention, exaggerated character traits, canon crack, et al)in a nutty little nutshell of a parody because my goal here is to make you to snort beverage all over your laptop.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,677 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/29/2016 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.