Being dead wouldn't be so bad, Harry thought, if he wasn't bound to Tom Riddle, his snake, and the ghost images of several useless artifacts because of unforeseen horcrux consequences. At least he got a cool scythe out of the deal. [Post-DH. Death!Harry, MoD!Harry, Done with Everything!Tom. One-shot for now. Potential TMRHP if you really squint, I guess.]
Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/7/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete