My name is Harry Potter and this is a book I've written to categorize the different creatures living in the Forbidden Forest, so as to help future generations of wizards who so happened to wander in.

Step 1: Get drunk. Step 2: Get more drunk, together. Step 3: Ignore the fact that one of you is a Ministry of Magic official while the other one is supposed to be on house arrest.

Hermione's back for her seventh year and she's living the lie, pretending that she isn't in love, pretending that she isn't in a relationship with the one person she shouldn't be. Snape lives!AU

J.K. Rowling is giving us some new info over the next twelve days and I will be writing a one-shot based on each of these new writings as they are delivered to us. As I am not sure what exactly her new stories will be about, this will be quick fiction, just me quickly delving into whatever it is she decides to share with us. I'll be updating the characters with each new chapter.

Umbridge anda por ahí castigando niños y cazando parejas felices. Lo irónico es que ellos no son pareja, aún.

Response to Mysterioustgexpert's reverse animagus challenge.

Hermione and Harry go back to Godric's Hallow, September 1981. There Harry meets the mother he's always wanted and Lily meets the son she's always had.

Harry and Dudley during their sixth Christmas.

Marlene has a confession to make.

She kept on babbling on about weaving and processing or something, but Frank wasn't listening to a word she was saying because she had just stepped out of the shadows and she was beautiful. / One-shot, fluff and solid Frank/Alice.

Andromeda is not having fun at the Malfoys' Christmas party. She's too busy thinking of someone who isn't there.

HPDM pre-slash. Harry has a month to undo the hardest curse he's ever worked with, a curse that has turned a man into the equivalent of a spider-except for his eyes. COMPLETE.

Pansy spends the day at Draco's place but it is not without incident. Maybe his parents won't notice when they return. Maybe her father won't notice she'd been out.

Lockhart craved him, his lips, and everything about him.

This is a Sirius x Harry fanfic, it is based in the years after the final Hogwarts battle, but is before Harry and Ginny have had any children together. The story is about the return of Sirius Black through the veil. Rated M for later Chapters.

After being kidnapped when she was younger, Lily Luna Potter had to grow up the rest of her life in constant control of her parents. She suffers from depression and realizes that she doesn't know what Lily Luna Potter is supposed to be. That is until she talks with Scorpius Malfoy, who wants to help her. However, it will lead them far into the unknown. (I do not own Harry Potter).

Lucius comes home. Malfoy family fic. Set in the summer between HBP and DH. Lucissa as well.

Zacharías, Justin, Ernie y Wayne, eran amigos desde primer año. Solían hacerse bromas entre ellos, en especial a Justin, pero ese día no era él la víctima. ¿Qué hará Zach para vengarse de sus amigos? Este fic participa en el mini reto de diciembre para "La Copa de la Casa 2014-15" del foro La Noble y Ancestral Casa de los Black.

Severus Snape watched his life pass in front of his eyes before he died not because he was a hero or because it was the right thing to do. He did it for the same reason he had done everything else. He did it for her. He did it because every breath he had drawn—every sling and arrow he had suffered—had been dedicated to the memory of the love he had lost.

Draco and Harry are young and in love with bright dreams for the future. That is until the realities of teen pregnancy and the real world come crashing down around them. Out on their own, they have to find a place for themselves in this world. It's not easy and it might just tear them apart forever. Mpreg.

After Voldemort is defeated, Lucius Malfoy slips Harry a potion, effectively poisoning him. It's a one-shot in where Harry is poisoned, then saved and everyone wants to know why his savior is Draco Malfoy.

Set in Hermione's darkest hour. She feels so alone but finds solace in her new found friend. Based on the poem 'Mirrors' by Sylivia Plath, however this is a short story. M for rather dark themes.

Serie de One Shots sobre la vida y relación de Remus Lupin y Nymphadora Tonks. Ningún one shot tiene relación entre si.

Just a short story in celebration of my birthday. Charlie's was the closest birthday I could find to mine. Apologies in advance for any flaws you may find. NOTE: no. I did not just turn fifteen like Charlie in the story.

We're all just trying to live. Here's to scraping by even when you can't tell you are.