"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up." - Neil Gaiman Individual pairings and warnings inside. Title taken from a Marilyn Monroe quote.

James may not be the brightest candle on the candelabra but even he can tell when something's off with his best mates. Now, if only he can get Remus to talk and Sirius to stop being so dense. . . . Perhaps this whole thing is going to be a lot more difficult then they all imagined.

Ginny is tired of Hermione lecturing her about her O.W.L.S, so she does what any teenager would do. She kidnaps her boyfriend in a dark corridor! Lemon! First time sexual situation. A few swear words. Please R&R!

AU/FemHarry. Morrigan Potter, the-girl-who-lived, is back for another year. With no Quirrell, she thinks that her term will be better. But no one counted on the Chamber of Secrets to be opened and her new guardian's lives to be in mortal danger. Sequel to Morrigan Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

Hermione's father, Lucius has trained her, along with others, to make her what the Dark Lord wanted. She sees herself strong minded and yet slowly losing her sanity, while others say cruel and others that she is beyond perfect. What wouldn't she do for her family's honor? What can Draco, a Gryffindor perfect model Head Boy, help realize this Slytherin?

Wizarding history books only recorded the marriages of the Golden Trio, the births of their children, the occupational achievements they made and, when the time came, their deaths. Hermione Granger became a noted Politician, whose own personal experiences with injustice, persecution and prejudice against something that was not something she chose, solely something she was born with

Gina acaba de ser despachada por seu noivo rude e egocêntrico. O que será de sua vida quando um lobo roubar seu coração em meio à noite fria de Nova Orleans? /UA adaptação do romance de Sherrilyn Kenyon

Sometimes all it takes to heal you is true love. Percy finds this out the hard way with a little help from Oliver. / Percy/Oliver and the struggle to tell the family.

DRAMIONE. Hermione forgave him once, but when Ron does the unforgivable who will be there support her? None other than her worst enemy Draco Malfoy. Has Draco really changed for the better? When the pairs future intertwines can hate really turn to love? Rated M for later chapters.

Ron cheats on her, can she find comfort in the Head Boy? D/Hr

And it wasn't just the dorm she was leaving. It was Hogwarts. Everything she'd dreamed about, everything she'd ever wanted - now she had to leave it all behind. The world was waiting - and everything they'd been holding out on, every decision, their whole future - it wouldn't wait any longer. And she wasn't ready. James/Lily fluff, really.

Muggleborn? Either this was an extensively elaborate setup, or I was in the real thing. Since I had nothing to lose either way, I should probably play along. If this all turned out to be some sort of prank, it would be much safer to be laughed at than to have my memory wiped, or worse. I smiled nervously at the major white lie I was about to give. "Yes, yes I am."

Rolf enters a Muggle restaurant looking for a break. What he finds is so much more.

Molly Weasley is a mother, and nothing else will ever be more important to her than her children.

El título no tiene nada que ver. Pero bueh, de todas maneras estos escritos son lo que me salen de los dedos gélidos cuando sufro de alguna enfermedad gastrointestinal, me pica alguna parte del cuerpo, o se me ocurre una idea.

Draco, in need of a shower, resorts to using the head girls. He figures she's off in the library, until of course he's greeted with a wall of steam as soon as he opens the bathroom door. Dramione oneshot, warnings for cursing & Dubcon. Songfic based off of Good Stuff by Shakira.

"They were all of them much too used to death by now-for even with their over exposure to Death's cold hand, none of them had ever thought it would touch Luna in a way that was so very, very regular. She was crying." A snapshot of Xenophilius' passing.

When Draco walks in on Daphne singing in the shower, he falls in love with her voice. Not knowing that it was Daphne, he sends her a series of love letters professing his love for her. Finally, at the Masquerade Ball, Draco ends it all and finds his Dirty Little Freak. Written for colorful swirl's Fanon Pairing Competition

**Hvordan hadde han ikke sett denne skjønnheten før? Han hadde vært så besatt av Gulla at han ikke hadde lagt merke til noen andre. Han så på Hermine med undring. Hvem var dette? Hvem var denne skapningen med mørkebrune øyne og nydelig krøllete hår?** En kort historie fra Harrys sjette år på Galtvort. Harry finner en trist Hermine i et bortgjemt klasserom.

Ever since she was six years old, Lily realised that she had a gift. Able to sense when people are perfect for each other, she decides to lend a helping hand in order for them to realise who their true love is. After all, she just wants her relatives to live happily ever after, and that's not too much to ask.

The war has been won but everything is not perfect for Head Girl Hermione Granger. Her friends become distant, her parents don't remember her, and her life is falling apart. She returns to Hogwarts to finish her 7th year. But battleing depression, self mutilation, and anorexia takes its turn on her, when things get real bad who is there to pick up the pieces but Draco Malfoy

A collection of drabbles, freeverses and one-shots based around many crack!pairings i. Harry/Invisibility Cloak (M) ii. Hagrid/Teddy iii. Hermione/Hogwarts: A History (M) iv. Luna/Sanguini v. Dumbledore/Socks vi. Percy/Head Boy Badge vii The Fat Lady/Sirius Black viii. Snape/Cauldron

Pourquoi Hermione Granger se retrouva enceinte de Drago Malefoy ? Comment Ron Weasley avait été emporté ? Pourquoi Harry Potter ne revit pas Hermione Granger avant longtemps ?

"What's that scar on your arm, Dad?" - In which Scorpius asks a question that gets an answer he wasn't expecting. - Participation to the Final Showdown of the Ollivander's Challenge

Hermione and George in the Burrow a few days before the wedding