The writers here at Random stories at 2 am go on plot generators and write random crap based on the plots. I hope you enjoy comedic stupidity! The story is about a Nerdy Girl who falls for a weird southern boy who hates Thai Food. Enjoy 3

"I think I've been in love with you since the day you knocked me out the tree with an apple." Who said growing up was easy? Especially when your best friends are the Marauders. AU. No Time Travel.

Dumbledore is dead, Voldemort is in hiding, and her two best friends are more like zombies. But Hermione has even bigger fish to fry. Namely Draco Malfoy who has returned to Hogwarts with a vengeance. And he's not messing around.

Hermione and Draco haven't had the easiest friendship. But Hermione knows she is supposed to be connected to him. She doesn't know why, but she knows she has to be close to him. What happens when a past experience brings them closer than ever?

A young woman arrives at the Burrow and is immediately welcomed, but something is strange about her. What is it? And why is Voldemort searching for her? OC

Hermione is delegated an instrumental task that could change the tides of the war, but is she willing to put herself through unimaginable hells to save a friend? As she attempts to secure the vessel through a weekly anonymous command, she discovers more about herself than she bargained for, and finds love along the way. But, as they say, one can't have their cake and eat it too..

On a lazy day with nothing to do James and Sirius set their sights on their favourite target: Severus. But what starts out as taunts soon turns into something more,as humiliated bullied and outnumbered Severus uses a curse against James that has serious repercussions.When James is almost killed by a transformed Lupin the friendship between the marauders is put to the test.

Severus Snape survived the war against all odds. All he wants now is a little peace and quiet, but when he discovers that a childhood friend still lives on Spinner's End, his plans change right away. Throw Ginny and Harry into the mix, and peace and quiet are no longer even a remote possibility. But Sev wouldn't trade it for the world. AU, OOC Sev, Ginny/Harry, Severus/OC

Based off the "i'm going to bed" meme. Draco and Hermione go back and forth with each other in Potions class. Who will win? What are the results? Find out by reading. Story is much better than the summary, trust me! Rated T for suggestive themes.

Serious Black is alive and so is the dark lord who is progressively gaining more followers. Harry is caught between following the new prophecy and protecting the ones he cares for.

Artemis Kane is a young pureblood girl. She enters Hogwarts and becomes very close with Harry, Ron and Hermione. But a certain Slytherin has his eye on this certain goddess. Draco/OC first year onward.

She felt so alone when she grieved for Cedric. She found solace in her silence, now she finds that telling somebody what is wrong brings liberation and great advice.

Alone, you're just Lucius. She's still beautiful and perfect, but together, you're a perfect match; a prince and his princess. Destiny. : Lucius/Narcissa drabble

6th year, post-sectumsempra. There is no cure to Draco's despair or predicament...Or is there? Who could become his personal medicine? Slightly based off Medicine by Daughter. Minor cursing, MUCH teen angst.

O Mundo Mágico é segredo absoluto certo? Errado, Harry e Draco descobrem isso ao entrar numa livraria trouxa, ao mesmo tempo em que são reconhecidos como personagens dos livros.

What if James and Lily Potter had a daughter before they had a son? What would change if James and Lily had lived and Harry Potter was declared the Chosen One? What would life be like as the forgotten Potter sibling? As she begins school a year late, Eathelen Sophia Potter finds her own way as she always has. Features Ravenclaw MC, WrongChildWhoLived & Not Nice!Dumbledore.

ABANDONED! Harry Potter was the child that no one noticed, and they had no reason to. Not when his twin brother was the Boy-Who-Lived. After facing years of neglect from his parents, Harry ran away at the age of eight and joined up with other strays. Together, they formed a family, and they were a force to be reckoned with. ABANDONED!

Porque no hay nada como obtener la recompensa buscada... -A un click sabrán que una cosa lleva a la otra, o si no, él se encargara de que así ocurra.- Advertencia: Slash. -Las musas hace que yo escriba locuras, por eso espero que os guste y comenten... que sino ellas me torturan- -Las musas no me han dejado dormir, me duermo...- ¡Disfruten! Y diganos que les parecio este one-shot.

The Darkness has fallen. Secrets have been told. Consequences must be dealt with. Sequel to Secrets of a Slytherin Princess.

The world isn't split into good people and death eaters, can the child of the epitome of each show the world that?

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? Hermione/Remus, M for a reason. Part of the Grimmauld Fairy Tale one-shot collection.

Draco's life became his greatest lesson. Every sickness has a cure, even if it does not appear to. Draco can find his cure, but it will come with a price. Drabble, One-shot.

Harry was aware that it was a gift.

When Harry awakes to find Ginny gone, nothing but a threatening note on her pillow and a portkey to even hint at where she'd gone, he is… frankly, a bit exasperated. He'd thought the end of the war would bring the end of all this. Regardless, though, he will fight through anything to bring her back — but what happens when he is forced to make an impossible choice? :: For Lady.

Una pelirroja más en este mundo comenzará a tener vivencias que la harán cambiar. Se enamorará. Se enojará. Será feliz. Pero siempre habrá algo que la haga sentir viva.