There's a new shop in town, but what happens when some evil stuff turns up? Pure CRACK xD

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AU Severus survived the war and is in a relationship with Madam Hooch. I have used Xiomara as her first name here. She starts panicking when she thinks Severus is going to propose. She gets a little help from a friend.

Earlier that day she had caught him looking at her picture, touching the portion where her face would be. So when she felt the shift in their bed, she knew where he would be.

"Ich tue doch gar nichts!", beharrte sie, bevor sie einen Schluck Butterbier nahm. "Du starrst ihn an!", gab Mary sofort zurück. "Sirius hat es schon gemerkt, siehst du, er hat wieder seinen Ich werde alles tun, um ihn zu verteidigen-Blick aufgesetzt und beobachtet dich.", dieses Mal verdrehte sie ihre Augen... JL Wird in späteren Kapiteln M...

The story of Donald, a wizard born in an American, and the mystery of his heritage. When he finds out he is a wizard he is sent off to Hogwarts, but that is all I'll tell you. Rated M for language and violence, maybe for more later in the series.

Written for the "Things I'm Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts" challenge. #367: Bribing several girls to attack Snape and wash his hair is a terrible waste of money. It is even worse when you tell him that he now has 'girl-approved hair' in detention, thus referencing the muggle shampoo commercial. Humorous silly drabble!

A depressing poem about Harry's life, vague but clear non-canon references. Graphic self harm references.

Have you even wondered what had made Godric Gryffindor establish Hogwarts School along with Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Salazar Slytherin? Have you ever wondered who owned the castle now known as Hogwarts? Read and Find out my version.:D Dedicated to my teachers. First One Shot. Former name Enemy of Courage, Knight of Chivalry

It all started because she was an insomniac. He was one too. It was their little tradition, talking to each other at 3 in the morning. Then, she falls for him hard. KBOW

Sirius doesn't know he's in love until she's gone and then he has to face the facts that A) he's in love, B) that shes gone and C) He doesn't know how to get her back.

A witch must make the decison between being a witch or a shadowhunter.

Ring-a-round a rosie...a pocket full of posies...Ashes! Ashes! We all...fall down... Sirius is falling, falling...falling...and he can't get back up...

Isabelle is a 7th year Gryffindor at Hogwarts, but the summer before the year began she ran into the Slytherin prince himself. Their relationship could be a dream come true for the both of them or their worst nightmare. As Draco joins the Deatheater circle how will this affect their relationship? And what will Isabelle choose? Constructive criticism wanted! First fanfiction story.

Porque para Albus y para Teddy, a veces el camino trazado no siempre hubiera sido el mejor. / Slash.

My own take on what happens after Harry Potter dies, many years after the epilogue, and who he is greeted by when he is welcomed in heaven. Please read and review!

His life was in shambles when she stepped in and saved the day. She saved him again when he was left broken and bleeding. His conscience demanded that he thank her. But thanking someone is harder than it sounds.

The seasons have a way of changing everyone.:: Sirius, Regulus and how spring was their best season.

Harry is having a bad day during History of Magic. Hermione, in her ever studious manner, wants him to focus. Who will win in this battle of wills?

The Yule ball has been a wreck. Viktor had been nice but Hermione secretly longed for someone else. (Please review!) Rated T to be safe.

Meet Lily, James, Severus, Sirius, Remus, and Peter in their Hogwart's years. As the wizarding world descends into war, loyalties, love, revenge, and honor motivate these young witches and wizards to grow up much faster than they otherwise would. While the entire world enters war, two men focus on the fight over the affection of one woman.

Harry was abused and used by everyone, so he turned dark, he trained and now he's out for blood.His birthday came, and now he meets his mate. His mate just happen to hate him. Harry will try to harden his heart but can he. Together, they can rule the world but separate they will die. Is the light screwed or are they screwed? Summery sucks. Rater M Slush.

Harry Potter lived in abuse, when the abuse goes to far he ends up in a coma. when he comes out he's going to find out that everything he thought was true, is not. With his new mates, his new power and death on his side maybe he can get things back on the right path. Summary sucks, warning: slush, mention of abuse, Lucius and Harry and Tom,Severus and Draco pairing.

Plusieurs Oneshoot mettant en scène le couple DmHg! Nc17!

my first attempt! Enjoy!