"Are you absolute sure about this, I wonder?" I am, I may have made the decision this morning, but I am.
"Yeah, it's time Beako." Today I woke up with a very specific craving, one that only a white haired woman can satisfy...
Yesterday I went to sleep like normal, except I kept dreaming about a woman with white hair sucking me off, funnily enough I woke up with Mili on my crotch, probably because she was sucking me off.
I know what I'm about to do is incredibly stupid, but it must be done, sometimes a true MAN must follow his desires, no matter the cost.
Like that one time I went to the Pleiades Watchtower exclusively to obtain Shaula's glorious ass, or that time I tried mixing soda with milk.
Yes, that last one had disastrous consequences, but I made and followed my own path, I did something that no one can take from me.
Some men are born to lead, others to build, others to innovate, I was born to cuck Roswaal.
Today I wil be entering the Sanctuary, I will be seducing Echidna and then I will break that barrier! For the sole reason that I felt like it today!
I was the one preaching about how Jujutsu was about growing during troublesome situations and not during training, I'll learn domain expansion if I have to right there and break that stupid barrier!
"Betty's Subaru has no plan, I suppose" Beako sighs. "This is incredibly stupid, in fact." I know Beako, but I must fuck your mom.
I put each of my hands on Beako's shoulders while kneeling. "I know Beako, but right now there are some gorgeous women that need me." Including your dead mother.
Beako rolls her eyes. "Of course this is about women, I suppose. I'm surprised Betty didn't realize it sooner, in fact." Me too, it's always about women with me.
I'm the dumbass, perverted harem protagonist incarnate, but I actually have sex... Still just as obnoxious as them, but having sex is pretty cool.
And right now, there's a woman waiting on the windows XP title screen that's desperate for some sex, something only I can provide her.
Unless she's fucking the other witches of course, maybe lesbian orgies are common for the dead, I don't know.
I give Beako a smile. "Hey Beako, do you want a sibling for Christmas?" Because I can give you one!
Beako scowls. "Betty doesn't know what a Christmas is, I suppose, but don't change the topic, I suppose." I'm not! This is in topic!
"Sorry Beako, but don't worry this hero of justice here." I point to myself. "Will save the Sanctuary, I promise you." I'm fueled by Shirou god damned Emiya right now, nobody can stop my desires to save people.
I'm also fueled by Shiki Tohno, so nobody can stop my desires to rape people too!
Beako rolls her eyes. "You don't even know what you're doing, in fact." She looks down to the ground. "And if Betty's Subaru gets into trouble, Betty won't be able to help, I suppose."
I raise an eyebrow in confusion. "Why's that?" Is Echidna trying to stop me now that I'm in the finish lines?
Foolish woman! You're getting a cock stuck in your ass no matter what! No future telling book can stop me! My sudden desire for your body shall give me the strength to overcome all tribulations in front of me!
Beako looks guilty. "The barrier in the Sanctuary drains mana from spirits, I suppose. Betty won't be able to move around if she enters it, in fact." Oh, I completely forgot that was a thing.
"Beako... I'll be fine, don't worry." I pat her head. "There's no need to look so sad, I'm not the same weak schmuck I was when I arrived here." Subaru Natsuki was truly powerful now.
I bet I could even scratch a Xianxia protag! If it was like in the first ten chapters of his story... But Xianxia's are stupid anyways!
Beako hesitantly smiles. "Betty knows, I suppose, Betty just wish her Subaru gave Betty more time to guide him, in fact."
I smile back. "Sorry Beako, I know this is frustrating, but I will get through somehow." Worst case scenario I bought something to get me out of there.
I have 26 points, I'm sure there's some damn bullshit in the catalog that can save me from getting my soul stuck there, probably...
I mean, soul defense only costs 25! I'm planning on capturing Echidna anyways, and Ryuzu is there too!
Beako looks confused. "Betty just doesn't understand... Why now, I wonder?" She shakes her head. "You have all the time in the world, in fact." True, counterpoint...
I had a dream that your mother was sucking me off, and it was really hot, besides waiting to go there is getting annoying.
It's making me feel like someone who bought a game on steam and then never played it, I don't like that feeling, so I must complete the five dollar indie game that is Echidna!
"Beako, sorry, but sometimes a man has to do something exactly because he has all the time in the world." I have no idea what I said meant, I just wanna go grab Echidna.
Besides, I now have Frederica's crystal, so I can even make a contract with Echidna and the others if I need to... I don't know how it would work with Beako's contract, but she specified that no spirit NTR was allowed, the witches aren't spirits.
Very Saul Goodman of me.
Beako chuckles and calls me on my bullshit. "That's nonsense, I suppose."
I nod my head. "Yeah, it is, but I'm driven by nonsense, you will find no good reasons for me to do this, I just want to do it, because I want to do it." Okay, the reason is actually four hundred year old witch ass.
Roswaal is just like me for real.
Beako slowly nods. "Betty can't stop you, I suppose... If Betty tried, her Subaru would simply run to the Sanctuary instead, in fact." Yeah, pretty much, being insanely fast is crazy.
If I wanted I could run all the way to Kararagi, stamp Zarestia and then come back in under an hour, that's how crazy my speed is.
Beako continues. "But can't Betty's Subaru at least take someone as backup, I wonder? Like the Sword Saint for example, I suppose." That's not a bad idea actually...
I get on a thinking pose. "That's... Nah." Beako's eyes widen. "Mostly because they wouldn't really help with anything."
Sure some of my waifus could maybe conquer the trials, but that was a big maybe, and I don't want to put one of them in such a stressful situation for no reason.
Honey come here, I need you to face your past, present and future, just because I want to nut in a white haired woman.
If they were demi-humans they would get stuck, and if they weren't then they couldn't help.
Sadly Gameshark can't just slash away the barrier, and Shaula can't just burn it away with a hell snipe.
Don't get me wrong, there's also a little (a large) bit of selfishness in my decision, going to the Sanctuary was one of my first big missions, and it was something I planned to either do it alone or to do it with Beako.
I did use to think about throwing Mili there, but she already faced her past all by herself, so I didn't need to do anything so extreme.
Beako sighs. "How foolish, as expected of my contractor, I suppose." She nods. "Very well, the door of the library now connects to the Sanctuary, in fact." Echidna time!
I get up. "Time to go then, see ya soon Beako." Next time she sees me, I will have her mother by my side.
Beako pulls on my sleeve. "Just be sure to be back soon, Betty won't forgive you if you take too long, in fact."
I nod. "I won't, don't worry I'll be back in like a day, until then just come to Gameshark if you need anything." He's even stronger than me.
Beako shakes her head. "I won't, I suppose, that's why you should hurry, in fact." Ah! Emotional blackmail!
That's fine though, she can be as petty as she wants, I don't plan on breaking my word anytime soon after all.
I give her a thumbs. "Got it! Next time you see me I'll be banging your mom!" Oops, shouldn't have said that.
Beako's face twists in shock, and before she can say anything I dash through the door.
So... This is the sanctuary huh? I'm just outside the entrance to the trials...
I activate my Six Eyes and look around, the barrier is a masterpiece, it will be hard to break, but I'm sure I can do something with Orsted's mana mastery.
I might need to find the core crystal, the place where the original Ryuzu is, then I will break that thing... With care of course.
Behind me is the entrance to the trials, I wonder how they would even manifest for someone like me... Can they even read my memories?
The [Devil Of Greed, [Subaru Natsuki] and [Satoru Gojo] sure, I'm certain that it could read our memories... But [Orsted The Dragon God] and the [Darkness Devil]?
No way, they were way too old, the trials would definitely explode or something...
I guess I should investigate this place more, time to say hello to Garfiel I suppose...
Why do I feel so tired...
I am begging you, please come to my witch's tea party.
I pass out, or at least it feels that way, because I blink and then suddenly I'm in a dream...
My Six Eyes tell me this place is like a domain expansion, but it's definitely a shit one, because there's nothing here put green plains.
And a beautiful woman waiting for me with tea.
I turn off my Six Eyes and begin walking towards her, she's insanely beautiful, but I understand what Puck was talking about before, there's something weird about her expression.
She's blushing scarlet holding herself up using the table. "Y-you... Finally..." She mutters with a loving tone.
Once I reach her... I punch her hard of course, sorry, but I owed you that!
She falls from her chair, I didn't punch her enough to send her flying or anything, I don't wanto kill her, though I don't know if she can die here in the first place.
Echidna doesn't get up, instead she just lays down and whispers in disbelief. "D-do you hate me?" There's a weird amount of emotion in her voice.
I smile. "Not really, I actually like you a fair bit, I just promised something a long time ago, that's all." And immediately Echidna smiles.
She slowly gets up and fixes her chair, she sits on it again. "Well, that was quite the start to our relationship, please sit." She motions to a empty chair.
I sit on it. "Sup." I wave at her as I do so. "Name's Subaru, nice to meet you cutiepie." Echidna is technically the first milf I have met so far, so I'm pretty excited.
She smiles. "Indeed it is a pleasure to meet you, I am Echidna the witch of greed, though I'm sure you already know that... Don't you Subaru Natsuki?" Yeah...
She continues. "Or do you prefer Orsted? perhaps Darkness Devil? Maybe Satoru Gojo? Or even..." I interrupt her.
"Subaru is just fine." She doesn't need to state my full legal name, thank you.
She gives me a disarming smile. "My apologies, I truly don't wish to make you nervous, but I do admit that I took a small peek on your memories... They were so wonderful..." Creep! Who does that! I mean, sure I do mindrape women, but I...
Yeah, I have no right to ask for privacy, still... "I'm surprised you managed to see my memories at all, I was sure it was impossible with how many of them there are." Orsted alone was at least dozens of times older than Echidna herself.
She nods. "Indeed, I didn't manage to see them all... Only a glimpse, at the beginning I thought of myself capable, but your memories size far surpasses even my tome of wisdom, my brain would definitely have been destroyed if I dived in too deep." That's good to know...
"I see, by the way, I'm drinking this tea no matter what you say." I know it's her bodily fluids, they are her sweat in fact, that was confirmed by the author himself.
Echidna blushes, it's clearly a fake one. "Oh my... By the way, this one is special since I made with my love juice." I gulp down the tea immediately.
A small leftover of [Greed] enters my body, I feed it with darkness, my resistance to witch shenanigans has increased immensely.
"Okay, I will remember our conversations now." I fed the piece of [Greed] enough for it.
Echidna's eyes widen. "Really? I was so sure that would take a few more visits... Is that related to your memories? I'm curious on how you even have them? Is it reincarnation?" I go to answer her, but she interrupts me.
She raises a hand. "No matter, I can learn that later, now please make me yours." Another free waifu!?
"For real?" This is too easy.
Echidna nods. "Yes, for real..." And then makes a thinking pose. "But I suppose waiting three days, is not ideal... But a confession of love should work, right?"
I nod. "Yeah, but I'm surprised you're so willingly selling yourself..." I thought she was going to trick me unto something...
She smiles. "I'm not the only here that's wiling to do so... Well the others want you to accomplish something specific for each one of them first."
"Side quests!?" On my Waifu Catalog!?
She nods her head. "Yes, I'm sorry... If it was up to me I would lock them here and let you have you way with them..." Isn't this Echidna too cooperative!?
"Why are you acting like this?" Where is my evil contract!?
Echidna clears her throat. "Let me tell you... The reason is because you are what I seek."
She blushes. "This might sound strange, but I feel like I've been waiting for you all of my life, no, not waiting, I have been endlessly pursuing you... Always chasing after you with endless devotion."
She continues. "When I first learned about you I got excited, a boy who can travel through time... He could do anything in any situation, a match made in heaven for me, at that time I foolish thought, surely this is love."
"But it wasn't, it was a weak, pathetic, crush, what I felt for that boy was inconsequential, it would inevitably die out, love would fade away..."
"But! But! You arrived even more beautifully than I expected it, even more charming, even more exciting! A man who can travel through worlds! Infinite worlds!"
She gets up with a jump, her chair falling to the ground. "I want that, I need that, I desire that, please share that with me, I promise to be of use..."
"All I want is a little bit, do you have any idea how hard it is for me, who is the embodiment of greed to say that? But I do, because for you, even a little bit is infinite."
"Please take me to the world of Subaru Natsuki, please let me understand the complexities of modern society and technology."
"I'm begging you to take me to Satoru Gojo's world, I need to understand curse energy, I need to understand how an honored one is born, what makes them special."
"I will do anything to get a glimpse of Orsted's world, that beautiful place where magic is so different yet so similar, to see all those wonderful new races and those wonderful new countries."
"I would sell my very own soul to behold the hell from where the Darkness Devil came from, to see it's beautiful fields of flowers tainted with devil's blood, to see how their society functions."
She's panting now, her face red, her blush is real. "I promise to be of use, I will do my best to understand modern technological and how you can use it to your advantage..."
"I will do my best to uncover the weaknesses of other sorcerers, to find a way to defeat Sukuna, to make that world a place where the weak thrive."
"I will do my best to hunt down the human god, to find the hole where he's hidden, to flush him out as quickly as possible, to find a way to finish your thousands of years old conflict."
"I will do my best to make humanity fear you, I know a lot about the human mind, I will make sure that the average human prefers dying over staying in a badly lit place."
"Subaru Natsuki, I desire you more than anything else in this world, I understand that you may be angry due to my previous treatment of Beatrice, but I beg for your forgiveness."
"I will do anything you want as redemption, I shall let Beatrice tear the skin from my flesh, and then tear my flesh from my bones, I'll turn my entire existence into pain if you forgive me."
"I can be useful too, I promise, I shall teach you everything this world has to offer in magic, from the simplest of spells to the most complicated ones, so please forgive me."
"And even if you cannot do so, please take me anyways, as long as I follow you I don't care about losing my mind, I'm willing to sacrifice anything that makes me Echidna for you."
"I can be any type of woman you desire, if my body doesn't please you I can change that, from innocent young girl to desirable old woman."
"I can even obtain my virginity back if that pleases you, healing my hymen would be easy enough, and if you want even more than that, I can erase any memories related to sex from my mind."
"That's how much you mean to me, I Echidna, the Witch of Greed am willing to give up knowledge for you, that's because I will do anything and everything for you."
"I am talking to you using a personality and mannerisms that appeal to Subaru Natsuki, my original plan was to use this to trick him as you know."
"What I'm trying to tell you is that personality isn't a problem for me, I can change it easy, like swapping clothes."
"Do you wish for a sweet, naive girl? Fine I will become that, I will speak slower and with a higher pitch, I will play with dolls and dream about princes atop of horses."
"Or perhaps you desire someone more feisty? That's fine too, I will insult you and belittle you, mocking you for every mistake you do, but when I'm alone I will blush and mutter about how much you mean to me, and how much of an idiot I am."
"If you'd like a girl who had trouble expressing herself I can easily comply, I will show no emotion, but my words will be as sweet as possible, that facade breaking during our love making."
"I can be anything, even a dumb whore, if you desire I will erase every other word from my vocabulary except cock, I will beg for it every day, I will live by consuming your semen."
"You like girls that give you everything don't you? I hope I'm your type, because you are mine, I could not imagine a better match for me."
"I'm willing to help you in conquering this world, I already gave you Beatrice and Roswaal, but I'm willing to give you more."
"First Ryuzu is yours obviously, but I can help you more than that, I have many secrets across the world, they are now all yours."
"I know a lot about the human mind, I'm certain I mentioned this before, I hope that can be of use to you when it comes to breaking the mind of other women."
"I know exactly how to strike at Priscilla Barielle's greatest insecurities, how to break her pride and make her scream your name in ecstasy."
"I know how to make Crusch Karsten into a dumb bimbo, how to make her forget her past love, turn the fierce warrior into a woman that believes all women should serve men."
"I know how to make Anastasia Hoshin focus her greed solely on you, make her desire you above anything else, make her carelessly waste her fortune trying to seduce you."
"I know how to turn Felt into a prim and proper princess, make her enjoy dresses and parties, make her love royalty and look with disgust to the slums."
"I know how to heal Melty Pristis, to free her from her shackles and how to make her truly love her savior, make her think of him like a god, one thar far surpasses Volcanica."
"I could help you break the half-elf, but you already did so, still I hope my willingness to help shows how dedicated I am, because for you I would even throw away my hate for her."
"Love far surpasses hate, I would get on my knees and please Satella if you wanted, just the thought of it makes me want to vomit and brings tears to my eyes, but I would do it."
"Like I said, I would do anything for you, so is there something specific you want? A specific spell or a specific fighting style? Child's play."
"I can make far grander things than that, if there is a new type of architecture you desire I shall create it, if it's new music you desire I shall invent it."
"I have mastered all artistic pursuits long ago, and you are the greatest muse I could ever ask for, I will make music that says how much I love you, my paintings will depict my obsession for you, my statues will be modeled after you."
"If the government system of Lugunica displeases you I can reinvent it, I can turn this kingdom into a democracy, or a meritocracy or whatever you desire."
"Obviously I will give this kingdom to you, I know much of war and politics, so whether you wish to conquer Lugunica using pen or sword it doesn't matter."
"Gusteko will be yours too of course, taking advantage of that place should be easy, that mad tyrant is a fool, I can circles around him."
"I can give you Vollachia, a place that worships strength is easy pickings for a beautiful man like you, and I can help with all the annoying politics of the aftermath."
"I can unify all of the states of Kararagi, make Hoshin's creation yours, break their economy and rebuild it in whatever way you desire."
"If you wish I will unify all of the kingdom's into one, the gream empire of Subaru Natsuki, may it last foremore."
"So please love me, you don't have to consider me your number one or anything, not even your numher two or your number ten or your number thousand."
"Even if you forget about me for a billion years and then suddenly remembered I exist for but a second I would be elated beyond belief."
"If all I said wasn't enough to convice you then I implore you to think about it more, I have even more skillsets to offer you, and I would love it if you taught me even more."
"You are aware that I made Beatrice and Puck correct? I can make more, an army of spirits just for you, from mighty world enders to weaklings that can't hurt a fly."
"Dragons are close enough to spirits, I'm sure I could create one, all men desire a pet dragon do they not? I can give you one! I can give you hundreds!"
"Damn it! I just love you so, so much! I've waited and waited for you to come, each day I spent without you was a endless terrifying nightmare!"
"I thought about taking my own life countless times because I couldn't take the pain, I really did, the only thing that kept me going was the hope you would show up!"
"I cursed this world for not allowing you to see me, I cursed you for not coming to see me, I cursed myself for creating this stupid barrier four hundred years ago!"
"I felt undying hatred against the other witches, I simply could not understand why they wouldn't surrender themselves to you!"
"To be honest I still can't understand it, specially now that you're here, real and wonderful and unique and new!"
"Something truly new, something untouched, something no one has seen before, knowledge!"
"Just a glimpse of your memories brought me to a climax, it's embarrassing for a pure maiden like to confess, but I came as soon as you appeared!"
"That's how good you make me feel, like a stupid maiden in love, touching herself thinking about her possible lover!"
"Ah~... Those days I spent longing for you... I even done something I had never done before, I dreamed!"
"I dreamed of our future house! Of our future marriage! Of our future children! My head was filled with small dreams such as these!"
"I understand I wasn't a good mother to Beatrice, but I promise you that if you care even a sliver about them then they shall be my world!"
"Of course, it's not like we need to have children, I don't want to force you to do anything, I can't force you to do anything!"
"We don't even have to be lovers, do you wish for me to be your mother!? I will do it! I promise I will raise you with care and affection!"
"I can be your sister as well, younger or older! Whatever you want! I can be a brat who seeks affection or a mature woman who teases you!"
"For you I can even change my gender, if you wish for a father or a brother, that's fine, I can do that!"
"I forgot to mention, but it should be obvious that I'm willing to be your daughter or son as well! I'll call you daddy everyday! Or papa, or father or anything else you prefer!"
"Do you wish for an incestuous relationship!? I can do that! I can even change my body so we are actually related, I can even change the mind of society so they think we are related!"
"Together we can accomplish anything, together I can accomplish anything, all of my knowledge is yours... Because I love you!"
"Is this love!? It has to be love! And the reason I love you is because I always loved you! There hasn't a moment in my life that I didn't love you!"
"I love you much more than any women in your harem, much more than Satella, much more then even you love yourself!"
"All of my thoughts are consumed by you, I prefer thinking about you than breathing! This is pure unadulterated love!"
"Love! Love! Love! Love! Love! Love! Love! Love!"
"I would rather not be able to eat or taste or touch or smell or see or hear than be separated from you, all of my five senses are meaningless compared to you!"
"Please accept my love! I know this may sound manipulative, but if you don't I'll take my own life, I simply wouldn't be able to live anymore!"
"That's because I love you! So don't reject me! That is the only possibility in this world that I never ever wish to see!"
"Hate me, detest me, revile me, destroy me, rip me apart, but please don't reject my love! I have been looking for you for so, so long!"
"Never satisfied, always wanting more... That's how I've always been, ever since I was a young girl... And it is you, only you that can fill that void!"
"My body belongs to you! My soul belongs to you! My mind belongs to you! My heart belongs to you!"
"You Subaru Natsuki are knowledge incarnate, and for my entire existence I have devoted myself to you, so please reward me, please take what I offer!"
"Take me away from this world! Show me somewhere new! Let me consume that world as well!"
"Bring me back to life! Grant me a eternal body! Make my endless quest for knowledge truly endless!"
"Love me! Love me! Love me! Love me! Love me!"
"But even if you don't, know that I always will, above all others, above all things, I love you! My love for you defines the word love!"
"How could this not be love! Obsession! Love! Obsession! Love! I love you!"
"Turn me into your lover, turn me into your daughter, turn me into your mother, turn me into your sister, turn me into your aunt, turn me into your friend, turn me into whatever you desire!"
"I'm yours! Forever and ever yours! Use me as you wish, conquer this world as you wish, take me with you!"
"My beloved, my darling, my dear, my everything! Knowledge turned human! The only man I could ever love."
"I... Echidna the Witch of Greed am in love with you." And she finally sits back down.
My phone shakes, that was a sincere love confession, it came from the bottom of her heart.
I don't respond to her, because I have no words, even the [Devil Of Greed] is completely silent.
I simply pick up my phone and look at it.
Echidna T8, Captured 120.
I put my phone back into my pocket and go back to staring at her.
She's giving me an anticipating look, she's insane, I thought I was too, but I don't even reach close to her level.
How did people compare me to this woman? I could never be this crazy...
She's so fucking hot. "Okay Echidna, I accept your love, after we leave this place I'm making you a mother, you better do a good job at riding my cock."
She gives me a disturbing smile. "I will my love! Everything for you!"
I nod. "You better, after that speech I have great expectations for you." I'm actually a little mad, her evil speech was way longer than mine...
I still have much to learn.
Echidna simply blushes. "This pure maiden will do her best." There's nothing pure about you...
She gets up from her chair and moves closer to me. "M-may I sit on your lap my beloved?" I nod.
Here I am feeling the soft butt of the Witch of Greed pressing against my crotch, go die Roswaal.
She whispers. "Get ready my beloved, they are coming." From a burst of light Typhoon arrives.
It's time... Hopefully she's not as crazy as Echidna...
Well, whatever, I [Subaru Natsuki] already decided to break the ancient rule of not sticking my dick in crazy anyways.
AN: Double chapter! Never expect to have this happen ever again, I feel like my hand will fall off any minute now, but it was a national holiday on my country yesterday, so I had the time...
Also no more chapters on weekends, I realized I'm not built like that.