"Hah... Why... Hah... Did I even come here?" I was wondering the same thing smelly lady.
Goddamn does she stink, I know you try your best to bathe her Typhon, and I'm very thankful right now, I don't want to imagine her normal smell.
Still Typhon's baths are clearly not enough, probably because Sloth here doesn't cooperate at all, making it hard for the poor loli...
But stinky girls have their own appeal I suppose, and I can and will accept some waifus with exotic appeals
I give the Witch of Sloth a thumbs up and a smile. "To become my girlfriend!" I don't mind abusing [Alluring Whisper] here, because I don't think I can offer something besides being hot.
Echidna nods from behind me. "Indeed, become my beloved's lover and live solely for him." You became mine solely due to self-interest!
And Carmilla nods from my side. "L-let him fill y-you with love." I filled you with rape!
Daphne doesn't say anything of course, seeing as she busy getting some food, and by that I mean she is sucking my dick.
It feels very nice, thank you Daphne.
Sloth raises one eyebrow. "Hah... That all sounds like... Hah... Too much work." That may be true, but everything is too much work for you.
I give her a big smile. "Don't worry! I can enjoy a girl who doesn't move at all! Just lay back and let me go to town! Besides Carmilla is basically like that anyways." Skill issue!
Carmilla hugs me a little tighter. "L-love!?" Sorry, it's the truth.
Echidna smirks. "Indeed, Lust has no skill to speak off, ironic."
I point at Echidna. "And this one has only watched so far, so you can join the cuck part of the harem!" I can always have more cuckqueans!
Echidna's smirk immediately falls. "I... Damn it!" Just accept your destiny!
I don't use Daphne as an example obviously, she is sucking my dick, something Sekhmet would hate to do.
I do pat her little loli head though, I'm not a monster.
Sloth looks at me like I'm scum, but I know she's wrong, because I actually take showers unlike a certain someone.
She rolls her eyes. "Hah... Yeah... I shouldn't have come here... Hah..." Sekhmet looks directly at me. "Anyways... Hah... I'm Sekhmet, the Witch of... Sloth... Hah..." I can tell!
"And I am Subaru Natsuki! Your future husband! I can give breakfast on the bed by the way." One of my many qualities.
And she rolls her eyes again, though she has a slight blush. "You... Hah... Are another Typhon... Hah... Aren't you?" I would like if you didn't compare me to the other witches!
I haven't ever killed a human being! Only a few maebeasts... Man, that's some pussy shit, I need to kill someone before I lose my street cred.
But don't compare to those wacky witches! I'm completely different!
I smile. "I'm nothing like-" Oh, I'm gonna come. "Drink it all Daphne~." Anyways. "As I was saying I'm nothing like a Typhon, I'm a functioning member of society." Daphne drinks my semen... And then goes back to sucking my dick.
Sekhmet sighs, she does that a lot. "Hah... What did I do... Hah... To deserve being saddled... Hah... With another weirdo? ...Hah." You're weird! And you killed a bunch of people!
Actually she is one of the least destructive witches, she even bothered to contain the others when they went into rampages...
Sorry Sekhmet-Sama! I'm really sorry to bother you!
I point at her. "You're too cute! That's all! I like you Sekhmet-Sama! So join my harem and become a mother!" Sekhmet would probably just ignore her baby and let the kid die, but I'll deal with that when the time comes.
Sekhmet yet again rolls her eye, that seems to be a running theme with us, hopefully she's finding me endearingly annoying...
She does have a blush though, thank you cheats! "Didn't you just say... Hah... That I could... Take it easy... Hah... On your harem?"
I nod. "Yeah! Feel free to sleep all day!" I'll never heal my witches! I like them nice and crazy, because crazy is hot!
Her eye twitches. "Hah... How is being... Hah... A mother... Hah... Taking it easy?" Fair point!
I nod. "Yeah... Don't worry, being a mother will be great! Definitely! In fact by the end of it, you will want to get pregnant all over again" Sorry, it will probably suck, like all other pregnancies...
Sekhmet looks terrified. "That's sounds like... Hah... My worst nightmare... Hah..." Not even [Alluring Whisper] could save that one huh?
I'm beginning to think Sekhmet and I aren't compatible, I don't know how to appeal to her...
I am not judgement, so I can't entice [Pride].
I am knowledge, love and indulgence so I can entice [Greed, [Lust] and [Gluttony]...
What would I need to become to take Sloth as mine? Laziness? I have no clue...
I look to Sloth. "What would I need to do to make you mine?" She came here after all, she has to have something in mind-! Ah... I just came on Daphne's mouth again.
And she's still sucking... This probably isn't helping my case, actually this is probably making my case straight up worse.
But I'll let Daphne suck me to her hearts content, I'll give this woman all the semen she needs! Like a hero!
Sloth pauses for a moment and then answers me. "You can't... Hah... Sorry, but you're not my type... Hah... Not that I have one... Hah... Having a type would be exhausting... Hah..." Damn it! I should have used my rape card on her instead of Carmilla!
I point at her in indignation. "Why did you come here anyways!? To tease me!?" Damn witch needs rape correction! Ah! I can't because I already raped a witch
And I plan on raping Pandora... So if I did with her as well that would be three rapes... I can't get that repetitive.
Sloth gives me a annoyed look. "I came here... Hah... Because Echidna kept bothering... Ha... me, and I owe her one... Hah..."
I raise an eyebrow. "You owe her one? What did she do?" My cute Cuckchidna would never help anyone!
Echidna explains. "Isn't it obvious? I collected her soul beloved, and let her have a chance at returning to life!" She looks all smug.
Sekhmet rolls her eyes. "Hah... I don't care about that... Hah..." And now Echidna looks shocked. "I'm just thankful... Hah... Because I can be lazy... Hah.. All I want... Hah... Here..." Amazing.
If only I had some way to convince her... I shouldn't even mention bringing her back to life, that would probably just piss her off...
But I won't give up! Never! Even if I have nothing I can do for her insanity! Because opposites attract!
...No they don't, that's just a movie cliche to make more drama.
Damn It! Now I'm pissed! I need to- Oh~... I just shot another load down Daphne's throat so I'm not pissed anymore.
Daphne goes back to sucking... I have an automatic blowjober loli! Life is good!
I nod towards Sekhmet. "I get ya, I can't magically fix your issues, because you don't really want that but..."
Sekhmet motions for me to continue with her eyes.
"But I won't give up, I'll be the most annoying guy ever, I don't know if someone ever tried romancing you, but expect me to be a thousand time worse than that."
Sekhmet scoffs. "Hah... So what? ...Hah... You're gonna come here... Hah... everyday? ...All the way... Hah... From whatever place you live... Hah..." No, I have a plan.
I motion to Echidna. "Hey Cuckchidna, I can totally take the remaining dead witches on a magic crystal right?" I have the one Frederica gave me.
Echidna nods, even if she looks mad. "Yes, you can beloved, Sloth won't be able to stop you... Please don't call me Cuckchidna ever again." I will, sorry.
I smirk. "I guess I'm taking Sekhmet with me, I'll have complete access to this cutie whenever I want!" Like an actual Pokémon.
Sekhmet looks horrified. "N-no... Hah... My four hundred years... Hah... Of a lazy life... Hah... Can't end like this... Hah..." They can, because I'm evil!
I give her a thumbs up. "Sorry! But they just ended! Get ready for a heart throbbing romance that will leave you exhausted! And after you fall in love with me I'm making you start to exercise! And eat healty! And wake up early!"
Sekhmet looks absolutely terrified, I get up, pull my pants us and continue, ignoring Daphne's pleas to have dick again.
I point to the skies. "This Subaru will turn you into a diligent girl! Every day you will do something fulfilling like working on a hobby! You're gonna get a job and higher education! You will live a good life with only the required resting!"
Sekhmet looks like all hopes has left her, Echidna smirks. "That's right beloved, put this woman to work! I'll even take her as an assistant for my research!" Job get.
Carmilla nods. "Y-yes, Sekhmet n-needs to stop being a l-lazy bones." Like you are in bed?
"Cock... I need more cum Subarun..." Not now Daphne! Oh... She's eating the table again...
My party is a mess, I might as well go to Konosuba at this point...
Sekhmet actually moves for once, she pulls her hair in frustration and screams. "No! Never! It won't happen!" Wow, she didn't even do the hah... thing.
In a flash Sekhmet leaves, spooked by my amazing seduction abilities, I just shout with all my might. "There's no running from the inevitable!" My [Greed] will consume her [Sloth] and then erase it.
Echidna sighs. "That... Could have gone better." No it couldn't, I won't be able to match Sekhmet's low energy, I need to drag her up.
Daphne smiles. "It's fine, I can tell by Subarun's face that he will eat her whole... Now cock please!" At least let me introduce myself to the next witch you cock goblin!
Carmilla admonishes Daphne. "P-please contain yourself D-Daphne-Chan!" And the reason for that it's that Daphne is trying to eat her!
Thankfully our contract means she can't, so she just keep ineffectively munching on Carmilla's scarf.
"So Echidna when-" I'm interrupted by another comet landing, but this one hits the ground with way more force.
A huge crater is made on the ground, and it keeps getting bigger, since the witch that has come keeps stomping her foot in anger.
"Ah! I'm so mad! I'm so pissed! I'm so angry!" There's tears in the corner of her eyes. "Even though I wanted to be first! They kept bullying me! I ended up being the last one! Ah!" The plains now look like Reinhard and I fought here.
My Six Eyes tells me this woman is insane, there's no way someone should be able to reinforce their body that much and not be called Reinhard.
She points at me. "And you! What the hell is wrong with you! Why did you let Daphne eat you! It's so dumb! It's so stupid! It's so idiotic! I hate it!" Please stop stomping! You might genuinely break this place beyond repair.
I raise my hands in surrender. "Sorry! I really am stupid." And then I teleport closer to her and gaze at her eyes. "That's why I need a good woman to keep me in line."
Minerva steps back blushing. "P-passion... No! You're dating my daughter! I won't be seduced!" I'm dating your daughter!? Oh right... Mili...
Mili, Fortuna and Minerva oyakodon... I must obtain Minerva, no matter the cost.
I chuckle. "Well, maybe you won't be seduced, by you already seduced me! Become mine!" This magical girl will be mine!
She blushes and then frowns. "Y-you don't even know my name! So how can you say that!? I'm mad! You made me mad! You're so passionate that I'm becoming mad!"
I smile. "Of course I know your name, it's Minerva right? The Witch of Wrath." The world's most destructive witch right behind Satella.
Minerva has achieved the [Tomato State]. "H-how do you know!? I didn't tell you!"
Foolish Minerva. "Because of love." Meta knowledge actually.
She steps back. "L-love!? You love me!? I-I have a husband! Don't disrespect his memory! Don't make me mad!" Give me a break, the guy is dead!
"Oh, I see... Guess I'll go die then." Emotional manipulation time! I'm the greatest scumbag this world has ever seen!
She looks shocked. "D-die why?!" Because I'm a crybaby.
I put my hand over my chest. "Because you split my heart in two, I'll be splitting blood soon." Maybe I could fake a actually spitting blood?
Minerva gets even more tears in her eyes, and then... Her body tenses.
A monster dashes at me, that monster is as fast as Reinhard, that monster has more energy in her body than a nuclear bomb.
She punches me in the chest, my heart should become dust... But instead a little cartoon heart flies out from my chest.
Minerva looks at me. "There! You're healed!" That's... Did I just cause a natural disaster?
Minerva's authority heals by using mana from the world, this ends up causing natural disasters across the planet, this made her the witch with the highest body count.
And she just used her authority on me, sure I had no wounds... But little hearts did fly out...
Sorry random people! But please die so I can fuck the woman with the second biggest tits in the world!
Your sacrifice is a worthy one! I'll think about you when my cock is being massaged by her massive cow tits, so please die!
And because I have caused so many deaths I can't back down. "Thanks Minerva!" Even though I wasn't injured. "Now I have fallen for you even more!"
"T-that Isn't fair!" She's stomping on the ground again. "Stop being unfair! Stop being passionate! Stop being like him! Stop!" 'Him' huh?
I guess she must have been talking about her past husband, she clearly likes my passion, so Mili's dad must have been a pretty crazy guy.
Of course he was, the bastard fucked a witch and made her pregnant with no cheats, sadly I have to give him respect.
I will still turn his wife into my cocksleeve however, so my respect doesn't mean much.
I pull Minerva into a hug, mostly because I want to feel her big tits. "Let me bring you back to life Minerva! The world needs you!" It doesn't! But she's one of the few witches that probably would like being alive.
She melts. "Ah~... No!" And then releases herself from my hug. "I can't do that to my daughter! I am already... A horrible mother..." Oh, it isn't your fault you couldn't raise Mili.
It's the fault of the people that trapped and killed you just because you caused millions of deaths knowingly and would do it again! Those horrible people!
I put my hand on her shoulders. "Your daughter is Emilia right?" She nods teary eyed, but there is clear confusion in her face at the fact I know who she's talking about. "It's fine, she's okay with harems!"
Minerva nods. "I know damn it!" She does!? "Of course I know! But a mother still shouldn't sleep with her daughters boyfriend!" Ah... That makes sense... Stop making sense! You're a witch!
Minerva starts stamping her foot and crying. "So even though I wanna go! Even though I think your passion is cool! Even though I really respect the fact you haven't killed anyone, I can't!"
"I can't disappoint Tella too! She likes you damn it! Didn't you notice her?! That makes me mad! That makes angry! Ah! I. AM. SO. ANGRY!" I can tell.
"I want to punch you in the face! So stop being so passionate! Accept that not everything can be yours! Be content! Ah!" She gives the ground one final stomp.
Passion huh? There's no doubt that is the tool I must use to defeat her [Wrath, but how?
Maybe play to her mother instincts. "If I revive you, then you can be with Emilia." I'm sure Mili would become the happiest girl on the planet.
Minerva punches the air in frustration, a shockwave from it devastates this place even more. "I can't! I'm a idiot so I'll just ruin everything for her! Like I always do! I'm angry! I'm pissed off at myself!" Then stop being a weirdo.
I point at her. "Then stop ruining shit and go back to your daughter." Now that I have confirmation that in this world that one crackhead theory is true, I'm dragging Minerva with me kicking and screaming if I have to.
She looks down to the ground ashamed. "I can't! Everytime I see someone in pain I HAVE TO HELP THEM! I have to! Because being in pain hurts! I won't ignore wounds that are right in front of me!"
"Even for my daughter! I know I won't be able to resist! So... So I'm angry! Ah! I hate this world! I hate this entire world!" Aren't you blaming something completely unrelated!?
But I took a wrong step in my seduction, I committed the worst sin a witch can commit.
I actually used my brain.
I have to be dumb! I have to truly abuse my powers as an idiot! So...! "Ah! Just accept my love already damn it!"
Minerva crosses her arms. "No!" Normally this is where a person would change tactics, but...
"Accept it! Accept It! Accept it! Accept it!
"No! No! No! No!" Were going to be here for a while...
"Okay Minerva you love me!" I shall use a plan that will be even more stupid!
She looks confused and then stomps the ground. "I don't!"
I smirk. "You do!
"I don't! I don't! I don't! I don't! I don't! I don't!" You're a mother, please stop acting like a kid.
Because I won't. "You do! You do! You don't!"
She screams with all her [Wrath]. "I DON'T! I DON'T! I DO!" And then stops once she realized I tricked her, tears in the corner of her eyes and a massive blush.
My phone shakes, because that was genuine, it's just that she's a stupid tsundere, she liked me as soon as I arrived.
I raise my arms in celebration. "Victory!" That was way easier than getting devoured!
Minerva looks down to the ground. "Defeat..." Suck it! I'm the best.
The other witches finally interject, first Echidna sighs. "That was... Something." Don't say it like that! Let me enjoy my victory.
Carmilla does a fist bump in the air. "L-love! That's h-how it should be!" I'm surprised you didn't comment about raping her. "B-but Subaru-Chan s-should have just r-raped her once she resisted." There it is.
Daphne graces us with her amazing comments. "Subarun... I'm hungry! Feed your girlfriend!" Ah, sorry Daphne!
I ignore Daphne and check my phone.
Minerva T8, captured 120.
Sweet victory baby! Let's fucking go!
Daphne is trying to pull my pants down. "Subarun... Cock. Now." She's mad! So high maintenance!
I pat her on the head. "Soon, first I'm putting my dick between Minerva's massive tits." Daphne still looks mad, I give her a smile. "Then you can lick it off." And now she's smiling too.
Minerva is red. "Wait! Wait! Wait! You tricked me! It didn't count! It's not fair! I take it back!" Standard tsun behavior huh?
I shrug. "Oh well, I guess you're out."
She starts crying. "Nooo! I'm in! Don't throw me out after that! Come on act like a man!" She's causing more earthquakes...
I go towards her and pull her for a kiss, by Mili's logic I am impregnating her mother.
Maybe I can make an army of Mili's? That would be a dream come true...
Good old [Sticky Fingers: Brown Sugar] makes Minerva moan on my mouth and then I release her. "Sorry, I was teasing you." There's no way I'll give up on such a mighty milf!
She blushes. "Ah! You're so...! So...! I'm sorry! Please don't kill us!" Eh!?
Dark hands grasp my body, I active Limitless by instinct, but these hands are the result of yin magic, space-time manipulation, they completely ignore my defenses, and they tear me apart from Minerva.
Eh!? What the hell is going on!? What's this malice I feel.
"Really Flugel!? With my best friend!? Really!?" Ah... It's game over.
She's here, she tore her way here to kill me, Satella... Fuck, she's so beautiful, even when mad.
[Sage]
I wave at her. "Hey cutie... How is it going?" Please don't kill me.
A wave of mana is unleashed from her body. "It's going not good! Why are you trying to sleep with my best friend!? I could handle the others! Even that bitch Echidna!" Oi. "But not with my fucking best friend!" I feel like I broke a rule I didn't know about.
"Sorry the music made me lose control!" Please don't release that anger at me.
"What does that even mean!? You're sleeping on the couch tonight Flugel!" What couch!?
Still I nod. "S-sure? Anyways how do you feel about me anyways?" Points, points, points!
She ignores me. "And you Minerva!? What the fuck!?" Hearing a swear coming from Mili's face feels weird.
Minerva looks super guilty. "Sorry Tella! Really! It's just..." It's not her fault! I tricked her with my dumbilities!
I'm not telling Satella that of course, I'm not that stupid, in fact I'm staying very silent until my scary wife goes away.
Satella grits her teeth. "It's just what!? That you needed to open your fucking dirty ass legs for somebody after not getting anything for a few hundred years!? That's your excuse to try to fuck my man!?" What...?
Minerva shakes her head. "No! Tella it's just that he's so passionate! I had to do something! Or else I would get mad!" You're always mad.
Satella looks unbelievably angry. "That's your pathetic fucking excuse for jumping the bones of my lover!?" She didn't jump them yet! Forgive us! "Knowledge, love, indulgence, passion, all dumbass excuses to try to take my man!"
Her shadow hands grab all witches. "Fuck that! You're all getting your asses kicked! You all wanted to catch these hands didn't you!?" Where did this Satella come from!?
I really feel like a husband who just got caught cheating... Sorry Satella, please don't divorce me!
Echidna tries to do her best smug face. "That's right bitch, the sage is mine." Not the time for your grudge! Really not the time!
Satella glares at her hard enough that Echidna flinches. "I'm ripping out your tongue." No! I need that so she can lick my cock!
I try calming down Satella. "Sweetie, she doesn't mean what she says! She's a cuck! She just watched me having sex while being frustrated!" Yep.
Echidna glares at me just as hard as Satella was glaring at her.
Thankfully Satella's glare diminishes. "Okay, that does sound kind of nice." It does!?
Satella smirks. "Yes, being the cuck is perfect for Echidna." The witch in question looks livid.
The half-elf looks at the portal she made. "Fine, I'm leaving... I shouldn't get too mad anyways, it's just that the rat got on my nerves, and it doesn't help that Volcanica and Reid are so mad just because I broke a few seals..." You what!?
Satella moves close to me and pats my head. "Take care... But don't do stupid things like letting Daphne eat you anymore... Or I'll worry." I'm definitely doing those things.
Satella begins to leave, but before that I raise my voice. "Hey Satella, maybe you could tell me how you feel!?" She's tier 9 or 10 for sure, since she could literally solo all the other witches at the same time.
I want that! I want templates!
Satella puts her tongue out and makes a fake punch to her own head. "Sorry, can't say, since you're in the dog house." She's still mad!
She giggles. "Just kidding, you know how I feel." Yes and I really would appreciate it if you put it in words!
She leaves... I don't get my absurd amount of points... I have reached canonical Subaru levels of depression.
Damn her! Why does she chose now to not be a person who just repeats 'I love you' over and over again!? Is it because I'm not depressed like canon Subaru!?
Poor me, all I got was the love and loyalty of four beings who can crumble nations with their broken abilities, really, I'm the unluckiest man in the world.
I look at Echidna. "Cuckchidna I'm leaving now since I got some of what I wanted, I'll revive you guys once I'm outside, also please transfer everybody's conscience to the crystal in my pocket." I need to carry my pokémons.
Echidna nods. "Of course beloved... Also please stop calling me a cuck, seriously." Okay! Maybe! Depends on how I'm feeling at the moment.
Daphne complains. "B-but I need more of your cum!" If it's any consolation I almost came just by hearing a loli say that.
Minerva nods. "Yeah! Now I'm angry! You promised to cover my boobs with your cum!" Did you forget the pissed off Witch of Envy just now!?
Carmilla admonishes them. "C-calm down everyone, L-love isn't the t-type of man to defile a bunch of w-women and then leave forever." You haven't spent enough time with me.
I ignore their protests and make a peace sign. "See ya!" And when I blink...
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I'm outside! Namek is over! Five minutes have passed! Freeza was defeated! I came in the ass of a living calamity!
I look around. "There's no one here..." It's also night time... Maybe my arrival at the sanctuary wasn't noticed? That was good, I wanted to make my meeting with Garfiel special!
Heh! I'm fucking his sister!
I actually begin moving to inside the tomb, I pick up my now filled pokeball (crystal) and whisper. "Echidna, do not call me for the trials." The crystal glows, I hope that means she understood.
Once I'm inside the temple I pick up my phone, it's testing time! I go over to my Echidna capture and press the 'heal' button.
And Echidna appears besides me, falling face first on the ground. "Ouch!" Sorry I couldn't control it!
But I'm glad my plan worked, I wasn't sure if it would count them being souls as damage or not, but in the end I guess my intent is what matters.
For example, I wished for Echidna to still be physically frail, since that's hot, and I'm guessing she still is.
I start helping her get up. "You're about ten times cuter when alive." Specially since I now have physical proof of my Roswaal NTR.
To my surprise Echidna doesn't respond, she simply looks at her own hands and whispers lovingly. "Flesh..." I know this is definitely not gonna be good.
"Echidna... Are you okay?" She didn't immediately become insane or something... Right?
She raises her hand to her mouth, and bites it with great force, it leaves a wound open, she doesn't even flinch at the pain.
But she does laugh, she laughs like a maniac. "Ah! I love this! Finally! Knowledge!" She looks at me and licks her lips. "Thank you beloved." That was insane... Insanely hot!
But I don't like self harm. "Bad Echidna... Give me your hand." I might as well heal her.
She extends her hurt hand. "Is this a proposal beloved?" Another fiancee?
I nod. "Yeah, let's get married eventually." I want to look Roswaal in the eyes and tell him I'm marrying his teacher.
I call upon healing magic and fix her wound, she trembles throughout the entire process. "Wonderful, sublime, exciting... I accept your proposal my beloved." She's panting like a bitch in heat.
I give her a thumbs up. "Awesome, now let's have sex a top of your grave." It's on my bucket list.
Echidna blushes. "Oh... To experience sex once again..." Hot!
I grab her ass and give it a good squeeze. "Let's do it-" Actually nah... "Eventually." I can see her face crumbling into annoyance.
Echidna questions me. "Why? Beloved to be honest I'm feeling quite down for it right now, contrary to your beliefs I am not a cuck."
She continues. "I accepted the first time since it was a new experience, but I would like if you paid more attention to me, I know I said I was fine with being ignored for lengthy periods of time and that was true..."
"But this is too mean, you just grabbed my butt did you not? That implies you are interested in having sex, and I desire to know how mind breaking sex feels like, please grant me this knowledge." I bullied her so hard she went into a Re: Zero villain speech!
I pat her in the head. "Echidna, I may be able to gang bang you after I do this."
She raises an eyebrow. "That does sound interesting, but I would like to get fucked now." Please show some restraint, we are on a tomb you know!? And yours at that!
I smile. "The powers that will give me gang bang capabilities are from another universe."
She smiles back. "Okay, go ahead beloved~!" How cute, she's back into bitch in heat mode, hopefully No Game No Life doesn't sue her.
I open my phone and start looking for what I want, right now I got a bunch of points, so I can buy a new template.
I want someone who can both gang bang and use light related abilities, mostly because I thought it would be cool if I was the light and Satella the dark...
Basically I popped a massive boner when she should up and I started thinking of roleplay possibilities...
What's that? I shouldn't modify my very own being for roleplay? Oh please, I play Yu-Gi-Oh, I have done worse things to my soul.
I look at Echidna. "Please take care of my body, I'm about to become high as fuck." And before she can respond I buy my new template.
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Who am I again?
I... I'm a hero, ever since I grabbed a sword I have been a hero, that's because I couldn't ever be anything else.
I did the best, most foolish mistake of my life, I fell for a goddess and... She fell for me, I was so, so happy.
She had enemies, she had so many enemies, an unending tide of darkness, but that's fine, I was not afraid.
My name is...
Again, and again I picked up that sword, every time I won, my bones would rot and I would pick up the sword again.
Courage, I have to be her courage, so I did my best to cut a new path for her, no matter what was on my own path.
The skies, the oceans, the earth, I've journeyed through them all, for her... And for me.
Because I love the thrill of adventure.
My name is...
How couldn't I? I love obtaining new items, I love meeting people and I love helping those people, because then I can get more items and meet more people.
I love our cycle, even if I have to face pure darkness, because I always shine brighter deep inside the abyss.
My name is [Link The Hero] and I may or may not be a adrenaline junkie and a hoarder, give me a break! I still helped people!
No, I am the [Being] and [Link The Hero] is just a new part of me.
He doesn't have that much influence over me, but...
I have a strange desire to break pots all of the sudden, also get Patrasche, mounts are cool.
Sorry Zelda, I'll make you my toy one of these days, then we can stop with the reincarnation bullshit, that was getting old.
"Beloved are you awake?" The beautiful voice of Cuckchidna get my attention.
I slowly get up. "Yeah, sorry, but the process worked, gang bang has received a seal of approval." The four sword is awesome! I want to use it right now!
She gives me an deranged smile. "Good~, a whole new universe at your fingertips..." And then she licks her lips, hot!
I summon the four sword, since I'm already so strong I can use most of my items with no troubles. "Let's test this bad boy." Echidna tilts her head in confusion.
There are now four me's around... This is weird, this is very weird.
Each one of us is color coordinated, I'm Green, but there's also Bluebaru, Redbaru and Purplebaru.
Echidna laughs. "Oh my~! How sublime!" Thanks I guess.
Ouch! Someone just punched my cheek! Actually Redbaru punched Bluebaru. "Cool color scheme nerd!" Interbaru bullying!?
Bluebaru rolls his eyes. "We all felt that, so please don't do it again." I have to agree with that.
Redbaru shrugs. "Sorry, but I have to set the pecking order! It goes Greenbaru, Purplebaru, me and then you!" Why are you in third place!?
Bluebaru asks the same. "What kind of logic is that!?" It's Subaru logic...
Redbaru smirks. "Isn't it obvious? We already have color coordinated attacks, and you sit at the bottom of those." Not true.
I punch Redbaru this time. "Ah! Why!?" Because I'm stupid, also I just hurt myself...
"Let's not start this hierarchy bullshit, it will inevitably lead to us killing ourselves." They both nod, this we can all agree on.
Bluebaru raises his hand. "Okay Greenbaru, but can I take Echidna's ass in the gang bang? I have an anal mood!" Very based.
Redbaru nods. "That's sounds fine for me... I want her to jerk me off with her hair." What kind of secret fetish do I have!?
I shrug. "That sounds great and all, but can we first talk about our points? We have lots of them." A consequence of so many tier 8's being captured by me today.
Bluebaru nods. "Sounds good, we should get some new lures... Or maybe a new binding method, no more templates though." Fair, they are super expensive right now.
Redbaru agrees. "Yeah, we will cut down on the templates, we should also get our pocket dimension already and some new defenses." Understandable.
I look at Purplebaru who has stayed silent so far. "Any imput Purplebaru?" He better not ask for Echidna's mouth! I'm taking that!
"Uh? Sorry Guys, I wasn't paying attention since I'm buying a new template." Goddamn it!
Our bodies become one again, we go for our second trip of the day while Echidna just looks confused.
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Who am I again?
I... I'm a immortal, one who works for Uq Holder, and organization full of people like me... Their purpose is helping people.
I don't care about that, all I care about is honing my blade, because I'm a swordsman.
From the very start I was one, I trained all my life to become the best one, unmatched across the solar system.
Ten years, a hundred years, eight hundred years... More, I have to keep honing my skills, because that's the only thing I'm good at.
My name is...
I have to personally beat into my old teacher's head that I'm better than him, I have to prove I'm stronger than him...
I have always been competitive, even when I was beaten the only part of me that felt pain was my soul.
The body and the mind heal, but pride is forever wounded, my immortal corpse may heal from any wound with its plant capability, but I need to save my soul.
My name is...
I can cut through flesh, I can cut through steel, I can cut through monsters, I can cut what is visible and what isn't...
My fire is still limitless, the talentless boy that I was became the second strongest of Uq Holder.
I will cut my way to the first place.
My name is [Juuzou Shishimi] and I bet my whole identity into my strength.
No, I am the [Being, the immortal swordsman known as [Juuzou Shishimi] is just a new part of me.
I'm also the idiot who only has 6 points left... Oh well, [Purplebaru Natsuki] had the right idea anyways, templates are cool.
AN: Link won! Unless he loses in the last fucking minutes, but I assume such jobbing capabilities are exclusive to characters like Vegeta and Gilgamesh.