"Are you feeling okay Dona? Do you need something to drink or eat or..." I'm really trying to be nice to my cuck witch fiancee this morning.
She nods with a smile. "I am fine my beloved, there is no need to worry." She's blushing. "While yesterday was a horrible, terrifying and mind numbing experience, it was certainly a interesting new one." It wasn't supposed to be so awful, I'm sorry!
I bow. "I'm sorry Dona! I won't gangbang you anymore, the Subaru Rangers are banned!" At least when it comes to Echidna.
I underestimated her weak body, I thought she could handle and only be tired, but she looked like she was dying yesterday...
And I almost died too! Because her condition almost gave me a heart attack, I don't want to turn my life into a edge fest where I fuck my fiancee to death!
She pats my head. "Like I said, I'm fine... Though I'm happy you have finally realized my value, please take care of me from now on." She smirks to herself. "I am but a frail lady, my body can't take too much punishment, specially from four brutes at the same time." I'm sorry!
I nod. "Of course, like I said gangbangs are off the table... And maybe normal sex should be too." I know I promised lovey dovey sex, but if she doesn't like it, then I won't do it. "Don't worry Dona! You won't be hurt anymore!"
Echidna shakes her arms in the air in denial. "No, no, no, you are overreacting my beloved, I can handle normal sex just fine." No you can't!
You were already super tired from just walking towards Garfiel's training spot yesterday... There's no way you can handle my legendary all powerful cock.
"Don't worry Dona, there's no need to lie just to please me, you can stay in the cuck chair from now on." She was born for the role.
She glares at me. "You're bullying me again!" I am!?
I step back in shock. "I am not! This is for your own good!" The cuck chair is safe, the cuck chair won't make her pass out.
She shakes her head. "You are definitely bullying me beloved!" ...Okay, maybe a little.
I nod. "Yeah sorry, don't worry, we will have lovey dovey sex sooner or later... Actually why don't we go on a date?" Maybe I should try making up for my mistakes.
I can't ungangbang Echidna of course, but maybe I can make her a little happy today.
Well, the sanctuary is not the best place for a date, but I can probably come up with something fun.
I do need to cut the barrier down of course, but I have time, Beako knew I was going to disappear for a while anyways, so what's the worst that could happen?
They have Gameshark, they will be fine...
Echidna smiles. "A date? My innocent heart just skipped a beat right now~." Your heart isn't innocent. "But I'l have to decline." It's over.
I fucked up so bad that even the company can't fix it, my fiancee just rejected me, there is no hope.
She blushes and plays with her hair. "Decline right now of course, we can go on one at a later date." We're so back! "But for now you should focus on the sanctuary beloved." I guess...
I nod. "Okay Dona, then I'll take you on a date when we have some free time." It's better this way anyways, there's not much to do here in the sanctuary...
Then again, there's not a lot of things to do in this world in general... To Echidna of course, I'm happy staying right here, but she wants new experiences.
I'll show off some cool multiverse stuff when we go, I probably have some Zelda item that will blow her mind and then...
It's sweet baby making time, I'll put another Beako in this world... And then fuck that new Beako.
She smiles. "I'll be looking forward to it my beloved, make sure to show me plenty of new experiences." Yeah, and they will be good experiences next time.
Echidna raises her arm and smells herself. "Well, that isn't pleasant... I'll be taking a bath now beloved, if you will excuse me." Right, I covered her body with cum yesterday...
I kinda want to ask her to not take a bath at all, but I did say I would tone down the bullying.
I nod. "Okay, then... After that we can go eat something, and then cut down the barrier." In front of many impressed villagers of course.
My legend must spread far and wide! Everyone must know of that time I cut a random barrier in some random village nobody cares about!
Why? Because one day my legend will be so fucking amazing that historians will be tracing my steps and then they will learn that this little village was actually the tomb of the Witch of Greed.
That sounds awesome, this place can probably become a tourist spot or something in the future, you could even say I'm helping this village by giving them free publicity.
Echidna smiles. "Yes, I can't wait to see you destroy the barrier I put so much effort into making." Sorry! "By the way beloved, please don't do something stupid while I'm gone."
She already lost all her faith in me, we haven't even been together for a week... It's so over.
Echidna leaves for her bath and leaves me alone to regret my decisions until the end of time... Or until she comes back.
I summon my phone, I wonder if I captured Shima? She did agree to be my woman after all...
Ryuzu Clones T5, Captured 12.
They came as a package!? What the hell!? That's kinda fucked up... Oh well, don't look a gift horse in the teeth or whatever the fuck the saying is.
In the end I got some points, I now have 18... Which can't really buy much, but I might as well take a look around while Echidna cleans herself.
I guess it's finally time to throw in the towel and buy pocket space... It's pretty cheap, since it only costs 5 points.
And now I have 13, which can probably buy me something or another, but I might as well go fully in the pocket dimension thing.
I buy pocket apartment, officially putting me at a miserable 3 points... Though I am not homeless anymore!
I mean I live with Ros-Chi of course, but I want to actually own a house... Also it's useful if I ever want to throw a waifu inside of it and forget her for a while.
Still this whole portals being generated across the world is weird, I wonder if there's one in the sanctuary now... Would entering it count as leaving the barrier?
No need to test that when I can just cut the damn thing I suppose, though I still kinda want to test it.
Having a dimension for me is pretty cool I guess, but it's not like I super needed it, since I can just throw stuff in my shadow.
So what do I do now? Echidna said to not do anything stupid, but I'm bored... Maybe I could go bother Garfiel? He definitely hasn't killed Mahoraga.
Hopefully Mahoraga hasn't killed him... You never know with weird shadow monsters.
Nah, I want to wait for Echidna, so I'll simply wait, content with the sun shining through the window...
I'm reviving the witches! It's not a bad idea! I can contain them! And worst case scenario I can just throw them in my apartment! Yep.
First my girl Carmilla! I press the healing button, and this time I actually catch her before she falls face first in the ground like Echidna did.
"Yo Carmilla, I missed you." I raise her body up and release her, she even came dressed!
She smiles. "I'm a-alive again! Y-you did it Love!" Yeah, worth it, besides a cute girl like this would never cause troubles.
Let's ignore the kingdom she and her cult of simps burned to the ground, that was an accident, it doesn't count!
I hug her. "Yeah, you're back Carmilla, no more boring days of looking at Echidna's table for you." I wonder if Echidna ever changed anything in her mindscape.
Like maybe they would play chess some days or something, did she really just spend four hundred years sipping tea and gossiping?
Carmilla starts touching her face. "T-this is nuts! I l-love not being dead!" I think that's how most people feel... Most.
I pat her head. "I love you not being dead too." It's much more convenient to fuck her outside of ghost form!
Carmilla nods. "Mmmm, hugging my l-lover while the sunlight enters the window, t-this is the best..." She blushes. "A-and there's not even a barbian suddenly attacking my lover for daring to t-touch me..." What kind of life did you live!?
Speaking of her bullshit authority... "Hey Carmilla let's kiss." We need to be connected for this.
She nods. "Y-yes please!" And so we connect our lips together, but I'm not doing this just to make out with her!
Yeah, I have a much more important job! Messing with eldritch powers!
I use my powers as the [Darkness Devil] and connect to her [Lust, it's weird, because she doesn't even have the witch factor anymore, that thing is inside Capella.
Still, Carmilla kept her authority even after death, that's because the witch factor fundamentally changed her body.
So I'm changing it again, I can't make some super change like disabling her power, but I can nerf it, take off a little strength from her passive power and move to the active one.
From now on it will be harder for cults to form around Carmilla... But they still might, I can't change her completely.
Hell, I don't want to change her completely, it's hot to think about a bunch of people seething over me fucking their perfect girl.
Committing NTR against randoms is the best! This is why people fuck idols! This is why cultured man impregnate idols!
I end our kiss. "Carmilla I'm making you pregnant later." Seethe and cope randoms! Seethe and cope!
She blushes. "I-I always wanted children..." She looks down. "As long as they don't take our time together." She didn't stutter at the end!?
I smile. "Don't worry, you will love them too." Probably... "Anyways, it's time to bring the other witches back too!" I probably should've, but...
Eh, I can handle them, what's the worst that they can do? It's not like Daphne will eat the village and Minerva will cause natural disasters as soon as she sees a paper cut.
I don't care! I need my waifus! This is Echidna's fault for leaving me alone for more than one minute!
Carmilla looks shocked. "Y-you can bring back the o-others too?" Obviously, why would I be unable to?
I nod. "Yeah... It should be easy." Maybe there is something I'm forgetting?
Carmilla looks down. "Oh... I-it's just that I thought it h-had a cooldown... S-since you took s-so long to b-bring me back." I'm sorry!
I just forgot for a while, because I was all excited about my Link stuff and my Juuzou sword fanaticism!
And then Echidna told me I should bring you guys back in a safe environment! So it's her fault really!
Even if I'm ignoring her advice anyways...
I pat Carmilla's head. "Sorry, I just had to do some stuff." Like have an orgy with a harem of lolibabas.
Carmilla smiles. "I-it's fine, y-you should prioritize y-yourself over me." Oh, witch trauma, always gotta love those.
I smile. "Don't worry I will." I could say something like. 'No! You will always be the number one on my heart!' But she would hate that.
She blushes. "G-good..." Cute! I want to push her down and rape her!
No, I must hold back for now, I need to bring my other waifus back to life, hopefully they will be as forgiving as Carmilla.
I pick up my phone. "Stay back Carmilla, because I'm about to bring Daphne back." Carmilla makes a scared face and back off a little.
Daphne might be the most troublesome one, but she's also my little semen demon, I can't let her stay dead out of fear.
I find her name and click on the heal button, and the catch her just like with Carmilla. "So how does it feel to be alive again Daphne?" Hopefully good!
She immediately starts crying and biting the air. "Ahhhh! I'm hungry Subarun!" Wow! She hates being alive.
I drop her in bed. "Sorry Daphne, but I have a snack for you." I need to keep my waifus fed after all!
She gets excited immediately. "Cum!?" And then she deflates. "But I'm too hungry to suck your dick Subarun..." I know, I'm not going to make your work hard after you just got revived.
I give her a thumbs up. "Don't worry Daphne! Your amazing Subarun understands your plight!" With a swipe of my right hand I cut my left arm.
Both of them look shocked for obvious reasons, but I pick up the arm from the ground and hand it to Daphne.
I already regenerated a new arm anyways, and I did a cute little 'trick' with the arm I cut off. "Here Daphne, lunch." Hopefully my trick will make this one last a while.
She smiles. "Thanks Subarun!" And she starts eating my arm with no hesitation... Thankfully my arm is regenerating.
Basically I put some mana in it before I cut off the damn thing to excite my plant regeneration so to say, so now it's healing itself.
It will last sometime, hopefully more than a hour, but Daphne might eat the entire thing whole...
I need to find some way to keep her fed at all times, maybe I can make her a bunch of arms she can carry around...
I imagine most people would be terrified seeing that, but they can shut up, because my waifu matters more than them.
I smile. "Another job finished! Now for the next step on my Daphne control plan mark one." I join my hands together.
Carmilla looks surprised. "Love p-planned something?!" Nah, I came up with it on the spot.
Daphne doesn't comment anything by the way, she's too focused on her Subaru steak that also happens to be a Subaru salad.
I run curse energy through my body and shadow and make a shadow puppet with my hands. "Gama." The big frog appears by my side.
And uses his tongue to swallow Daphne, who drops my arm and screams. "The cycle of life! Predator become prey, I should have made a frog maebeast!" I'm glad you didn't
Carmilla frowns. "L-Love your frog swallowed Daphne-Chan! Quick m-make him vomit her before she eats him from the i-inside!" You're more worried about Gama!?
I sigh. "It's fine, Gama will just act as Daphne's new coffin, since he has plenty of space inside of him." The idea came from when Gama had eaten Nobara.
Daphne smiles inside of him. "Oh~, well it is pretty comfy inside of here." It is!?
I shake my head in disbelief. "T-that's good, I guess." I then pick up the arm Daphne threw and give it to her. "Here, don't lose it again." Daphne doesn't respond, she just goes back to eating the damn thing.
Poor Gama looks incredibly uncomfortable, sorry my poor little froggy, your master will be a horrible one like Daphne instead of a kind one like Shaula.
Carmilla looks disgusted. "S-o we will be mixing Daphne-Chan, frog i-inside, and L-Loves arm? A-all in one t-tight space." When you say it like that...
Daphne will be smelling like a nightmare, actually she already is, but that's just the necessary price for Glutonussy.
Though this does raise one question... How the fuck am I explaining this to the others? Not only are there more witches alive now, but one of them is eating my arm as well.
Hopefully the power of love excuse comes through again, that bad boy only has W's so far.
Still, now that Daphne is alive and happy, I guess it's time to revive Mili's mom...
Or maybe not, I mean I already caused enough troubles, but at least I can barely manage Carmilla and Daphne, but if Minerva is brought back...
It's not even her healing powers, all it takes is for her to stomp the ground once and this house will stop existing... She's troublesome.
And her tits are massive, I'm bringing her back! I find her name and click on the healing button!
Minerva used to be a fighter, I don't even have to pick her up, she rebalances herself easily and elegantly.
Also her tits bounce throughout the entire process, so that was nice, I very much enjoyed the show.
She immediately gets angry of course, pointing at me. "You took so damn long to bring me back!" And then she smiles. "But thanks, I can't wait to see her..." It's obvious she's talking about Mili.
I smile back. "And I can't wait to impregnate mother and daughter at the same time." The best type of family bonding is the one that brings new members to the family!
Her face becomes as red as a tomato. "Y-you! Who says that type of stuff!?" Me!
I shrug. "Don't worry about it, it's only natural I would act this way, since you're my woman now." There's nothing natural about the things I talk about.
Minerva goes to say something, but then she notices the bloody state of the room, and Daphne munching on my arm inside of Gama.
Immediately she raises her right leg. "I can't believe this! Now I'm angry!" And goes to stomp the ground.
But there's a hero present in the sanctuary! I dash at her and raise her body with a hug before she can turn this house into a crater, be grateful to your savior villagers!
Ignore the fact that I was the one that revived her of course, if you didn't then you're just nitpicking.
Minerva struggles to free herself. "Let me go! I need to express my anger at the world for letting you get hurt!" I don't think it's the world's fault!
She's unbelievably strong, even if all my strength I'm having some difficulty at holding her back, if she could actually inflict damage she would be one of the most powerful beings in the world.
As it is right now she's just one of the most dangerous beings in the world, she truly embodies her title as an walking calamity.
"Calm down Minerva, it's fine I did it to myself so I could feed Daphne." I can't let my cute cannibal girlfriend go hungry.
Minerva is still struggling. "It's not fine! It's not fine at all! Now I'm angry! Now I'm furious! You pissed me off!" Is there anything that doesn't piss you off!?
And if you really want to be pissed off can you at least stop stomping the ground!? It's like Minerva is a pokémon that only knows one move!
Fine! Time for my secret technique. "Minerva if you don't stop I'll rape you!" A classic, unbeatable move.
Minerva begins struggling even more. "I won't stop! I definitely won't stop until a gentleman holds my body down and takes me by force!" That just made her more excited!?
As much as I want to do that... If Minerva starts moving while we are fucking, then this place will definitely suffer an earthquake.
I need to find a way to stop her, maybe I can reconfigure her connection to the world? If I connect her to me then... That wouldn't do shit, she would still be crazy strong.
The problem isn't the natural disasters, the problem is her insane strength... And the natural disasters.
Maybe I can seal her strength a little? At least her strength when she's not using for combat situations... Okay, Orsted time!
I begin holding Minerva with only one arm, it's incredibly hard of course, but it must be done, my other arm draws the four sword from my shadow.
And now the Subaru Rangers are here! Greenbaru is the one holding Minerva of course, I drop the sword into my shadow and go back to holding her with all my strength.
Carmilla whispers in wonder. "So much Love..." I'm surrounded by the lack of a rape joke.
Daphne whispers in wonder. "So much food..." Hey you already have my arm!
Bluebaru, Redbaru and Purplebaru start the process of sealing her strength, we need a place to put it of course...
And that place is the goron's bracelet, normally it's an item powerful enough that a kid wearing it can lift rocks bigger than him.
But what we want with the thing is to put her strength inside of it, hopefully it will work.
We forcefully put the bracelet on Minerva and the bracelet shines, her strength is now... Not sealed, but contained.
We also put a special clause of course, if the bracelet detects that Minerva seems distressed because of a combat situation her full strength will return.
I drop her and return to being one Subaru. "Geez Minerva, way to give me a heart attack." I don't want Garfiel to return home only to see that me and my harem destroyed it.
She looks worried. "Y-you! It's your fault! You shouldn't let Daphne bully you! That's bad!" And she stomps... This time a crater is not formed.
But she does stomp through the floor... Sorry Garfiel! I tried my best, but even after the Subaru Rangers tried sealing her she's still much stronger than even your average royal knight.
She could probably run circles around Julius, and she would definitely win against him in arm wrestling... Eh, whatever, I did my best.
Now it's time for the finishing blow. "Sorry Minerva, as my apology for worrying you I will kiss you!" And also maybe stop the whole natural disaster thing!
"Eh!? We shouldn't! Tella will get mad!" Then she can come here and complain! I would definitely like to see her again.
I pull Minerva for a kiss, ignoring her complaints, thankfully Satella doesn't appear and start wrecking shit.
"Mmmmm~!" She's incredible at it, the true power of an experienced milf, it's like I'm kissing a upgraded Mili... Actually I never kissed Mili so I can't say for sure.
But I'm not kissing her solely for the enjoyment of her lips, though that is a big part... I'm trying to disconnect her from Od Laguna.
And I'm not really succeeding, I can't really do it with my current strength, her [Wrath] is much stronger than Carmilla's [Lust].
Still, I can at least share the burden, now she won't cause as many natural disasters as she normally would.
In fact, if she doesn't go on a rampage healing people it should be fine... Which means it's not fine at all!
But it's the best I can do right now, besides, who the fuck cares about some random villagers? They can die in a disaster for all I care. Literally.
I release her from the kiss. "No Satella in sight s-" And she interrupts, by pulling me into another kiss.
She's basically throwing her entire body at me, her tits pressing against my chest, but after a while she releases me.
"Wow, Didn't know you were so des-" And she shuts me up again, pulling me for a third kiss.
What the hell is up with her!? Where did all the tsun go!? Don't get me wrong, I am very much appreciating this, but I would like to know why.
Carmilla whispers in wonder. "W-wow, when did Minerva-Chan b-become such a beast." Help me! This beast is devouring me!
Minerva releases me, she finally says something. "Now this is true passion... The same I felt for my husband..." Eh? This passion thing again?
I am confused. "What's with the passion thingy?" I still don't quite get it, I just know she likes me to be forceful... I think?
Minerva smiles blushing. "It's just something I like, people who wholeheartedly throw themselves into life... It's truly amazing.
She hugs me. "That's a good quality you have my Subaru, life is short... Even for creatures like elves, so make sure to enjoy it." Oh...
I guess this is the rare insightful Minerva, she hates injury for a very specific reason after all... And this also explains why she married an elf.
Minerva used to be a soldier, and one of the best in the entire world, but war and death broke her mind, so it's only natural she would like people who live their lives to the fullest.
And it's also only natural she would be attracted to long lived races like elves, they won't just drop dead on her after all.
I hug her back and whisper in her ear. "Don't worry Minerva, I'll keep doing whatever I want, so just heal me when I fuck up." I appreciate her permission to my tomfoolery.
She sighs. "Geez... Fine I'll heal you..." She then leaves my hug and punches the air. "I'll heal everyone and everything! No matter what! I won't allow people to suffer in front of me!" Shirou Emiya, is that you!?
I nod. "Okay, then we will all be counting on you." Sorry for the natural disasters everyone.
Still this does make me wonder... If I took her to someplace like the Nasuverse, would her authority connect her to Gaia? That sounds awesome as hell.
Minerva plays with her hair while blushing. "You idiot!" The tsundere returns!? "You do realize I only cause pain with my healing right?" If you know that then why do you do it!?
But I know of course. "I don't care, it's the world's fault for making my Minerva see gruesome sights, feel free to heal as much as you want." My toys happiness comes before the happens of the planet!
Minerva becomes completely red. "Y-you... Ah! Sorry Tella!" She goes for another kiss... Satella must be so angry right now.
We separate after a while and I whisper. "That's it, if you love life so much I'm putting a new one inside of you, time to make you pregnant Minerva." I was hoping to impregnate her at the same time as Mili, but I can't hold myself any longer!
Besides... I want to drink milk from her massive tits! Normally I'm not a guy who is into lactation, but you gotta appreciate the finer things in life once in a while.
Instead of going crazy like I expected Minerva picks me up. "Okay! This time I'll be a good mom!" And throws me in bed.
What's this confidence!? Is this the power of a woman who was married before!? Is this the dumbassery that comes with history's greatest healer!?
Before I can regain my bearings Minerva is already atop of me, she's smiling. "Okay! Let's break the bed like usual!" Breaking the bed is usual for you!?
I... So this is how Mili is so powerful, her elven bloodline combined with Minerva's natural talent, she's like a child between Naruto and Sasuke.
I can't help but stutter my next words out. "M-Minerva!?" She's slowly moving her clothed hips against mine.
She smirks and screams. "What!? Scared!?" Yes! "And here I thought you were some harem master... Don't worry! Just lay back and fill Mama Minerva with your cum!" Mama Minerva!?
This is...! I should have trained more for this moment, I'm not ready for the final boss! Mommy Sephiroth please be gentle when milking me!
Carmilla who was silent until now objects. "W-wait! If M-Minerva-Chan does it here, t-this village might disappear!" The worst part is that this might be true even with her strength sealed...
Daphne for once stops nibbling on my arm and speaks. "Yeah, stop being like that... Actually I'm scared of being pregnant, so do your best to entertain Subarun in my place." And she goes back to eating.
Sorry Daphne, I know for a person like you being pregnant must be horrifying, but I must impregnate all witches, it's a mission bigger than me, it's bigger than all of us.
But now it's not your turn, I need to be a big boy and fill Mama Minerva!
Before I can experience more love from Minerva than Mili ever did the door opens, it's Echidna, she's giving me a disappointed look.
She sighs. "I left you alone for just a few minutes beloved..." Sorry! I need someone to hold my hands at all times.
I can only weakly apologize. "Sorry Dona! I just... I got lonely, I needed my cute little witches, I needed Carmila's smile, I needed Daphne's... Optimism, and I needed Minerva's tits." I mostly cared about the last one.
Carmilla smiles. "Y-you can have m-my smile whenever you w-want." Cute!
I love my lusty wholesome witch! We are going to have a awesome fluffy wedding!
Daphne sighs. "Subarun, I'm not a optimist at all, I know existence is pain, a world where the strong eat the weak, and the weak eat the weaker." And she goes back to eating my arm.
Oi! Don't just go back to your snacks after saying that... As expected of the woman that made the black snake solely to decrease the amount of people who need food.
The black snake does that by eating people of course, very based Daphne.
Minerva smiles, showing teeth. "My tits huh!? Well mommy was in need of your big cock so let's trade!" Stop acting like this!
I was expecting a shy tsundere in bed, I was a fool, Minerva was married to a elf, her power is endless.
"Okay mommy, that seems like a fine trade!" Time to make a second Mili!
Mana floods the room, it's Echidna, her eyes is twitching. "Did you forget I'm here beloved?" Yes.
"No! I would never do that!" I just did that.
Echidna shakes her head. "Beloved you... Let's just go break the barrier already, I did check with my authority and it doesn't seem like anything horrible has happened in the mansion, but one can never be too sure." Her authority?
I genuinely forgot she had that, it's a pretty strong one too. "You're right Echidna, I can leave sexing mommy for later." After all there are some people who can probably bypass her authority.
Pandora is definitely one of them, for all I know she's currently killing all of my girlfriends.
Minerva grinds her hips against mine. "But Subaru! Mommy needs her fix!" Your fix!?
I raise my hand up. "Sorry Minerva, but that's just how it is." I could probably have a quickie, but I have regained my senses, and I want my first time with Minerva to be together with Mili.
She punches the wall, making a hole on it. "Ah! Now I'm mad! You just made me mad! You and Echidna!" Sorry for your house Garfiel.
Echidna sighs. "Minerva calm down, you can have sex later..." I wonder what would the people who died due to Minerva's rampages think about what's happening right now.
Minerva gets up and gets close to Echidna, she does that in one acrobatic jump, it's really fucking impressive.
She of course, stomps the ground and break Garfiel's house even more. "But I want it! I want it! I want it!" She ended mommy mode huh?
Echidna rolls her eyes. "Control yourself Minerva, you're an adult, not a child." Yeah, her existence is scary...
Before Minerva can throw another tantrum I interrupt her. "It's fine Minerva, it will be better to do it with when we can have a threesome with you daughter." Oyakodon!
Minerva blushes scarlet red. "How can you say stuff like that!? Don't you have shame!? Start having shame!" You're the one begging for sex!
I explain myself. "Just think about it this way Minerva... You and Mili can help each other in raising my kids!" I feel like most of the help will come from Mili...
Minerva may be the mom, but I would trust a kid with Mili way more... Actually I would trust neither of them, please work hard Puck! Your grandchildren will need you!
Minerva's eyes widen. "That's..." And then she smiles. "Great! You're right me and Emilia could help each other! Well... I'm not a good mother, but we could become good mothers together!" I wonder what Emilia's father would have thought of this...
Echidna shakes her head. "Only you could be so... You. I will never understand you Wrath." Don't act like you're not crazy either.
I smirk. "Don't get too cocky Dona, I am doing the same to you and Beako." I have to put a baby in my cute yin spirit eventually.
Echidna smiles, it's shaky. "I... See, well I'm not against having biological children, that should be an interesting experience."
She continues, this time her smile is genuine, and creepy. "And besides... Beatrice's pregnancy will be a marvel to behold! The rules of this world state that spirits cannot procreate, yet you powes completely ignore that, simply amazing!"
Weirdo, stop fetishizing your daughter's non-existant pregnancy, only I can do that!
Still, now that everyone is here... "Okay guys, let's eat and then I'll cut that barrier down!" It's gonna be great!
Echidna smirks. "I'll be looking forward to your explanation about how you brought us back to life." I won't!
Seriously, how the hell will I explain this?!
"Okay Teach, how the hell are yer' explaining this!?" I don't know!
I shrug. "P-power of love?" Please believe me my little shounen pupil!
Garfiel raises an eyebrow. "Really? I wanna believe that Teach, but..." He looks at Daphne, who's currently having a snack inside of Gama. "Ain't that your arm?" Yeah...
Daphne actually finished the first one, even with regeneration, so I had to cut off another, in fact Gama is now storing a bunch of my arms...
The reason we still have a sanctuary is because I did it outside of Minerva's view of course, I'm pretty sure she thinks Daphne is still eating the first one.
I give Garfiel a smile. "Look, my girlfriend was... Is hungry, what kind of man would I be if I didn't feed her." Probably the kind of man that doesn't get to fuck her ass.
Garfiel still seems very unsure. "I don't know Teach... My amazin' self does think that sounds awesome, but... Why yer' arm? Couldn't ya just make her a sandwich of somethin'?" It's just not the same!
I shrug. "My arm was just more convenient." Sandwiches don't grow back, also my arm tastes better, supposedly.
Garfiel sighs. "I... Fine Teach, but why were there so many holes in my amazin' self's house?" Ah... Sorry.
I scratch my head in embarrassment. "Sorry, that was the work of the lady that healed you and called you a idiot." That's what Minerva did when they first met.
Garfiel spent the entire night training with Mahoraga, and while he wasn't killed... He still ended up pretty bloodied up, though it doesn't matter too much since Garfiel can heal himself to a certain extent.
Of course this does mean that as soon as Minerva saw him she started healing him... Sorry random place that is probably facing a hurricane right now!
Garfiel nods. "Right, the stupidly strong lady." He was amazed by her strength, even if they didn't fight. "Whatever, as long as it wasn't done with harmful intent, my amazin' self will let it pass this once."
I give him a thumbs up. "Thank you Garfiel, Minerva is crazy, but she never means any harm." Even if that doesn't excuse her awful deeds.
He smiles. "No worries Teach, besides my amazin' self will be following ya anyways." Right, he's coming to the mansion with us.
I did tell him to leave the sanctuary to grow after all, and what better place to challenge himself than the place where the Sword Saint works at.
According to Garfiel he progressed more against Mahoraga than he has progressed alone in years, there's no doubt his strength will skyrocket when he starts training with Gameshark.
Garfiel sighs. "Still... Gran'ma is going to stay there, so that's kinda troublesome." Oh no, my poor lolibaba living in a house full of holes!
The lolibaba herself interjects. "Who says I'm staying here?" You aren't?
Garfiel gives her a weird look. "Ain't ya staying to take care of everyone? Yer' basically the one who runs things 'round here..." In other words, the village chief.
She shakes her head with desperation. "No, I will be following the man I surrendered my body to." Arma... That's absolutely fine!
Garfiel's face is green. "S-surrended yer' body...?" You don't want to know!
I give her a thumbs up. "Okay! Arma, Bilma, Delma and Shima, I'll accept all of you!" I'm not leaving my lolibabas behind!
Shima smiles. "I knew letting you finish inside of me wouldn't be a mistake Su-Man... Now take me! Bring me to your home and keep me as your woman!" Yes, I will!
Arma nods. "Yes! Please ignore all the awkward questions that people will have once they see us!" I will ignore them all!
Garfiel isn't hearing anything anymore by the way, he covered his ears once Shima mentioned finishing inside of her.
I wave them off. "Don't worry, people have way more strange stuff to worry about, they won't even notice four more... Petite woman added to my harem." At least the mansion denizens basically ignore Beako.
That said, there are people giving us awkward looks... Currently we're standing in the middle of the village, and the common folk are understandably freaked out by what the Ryuzu's are saying.
Also because Daphne is eating a arm, that also probably helps... Also she's eating that arm inside of a giant frog.
Not a sight you'd see everyday, that's for sure.
But it's a good thing people are looking, because I'm about to free them from this stupid barrier! Look at me peasants! Your hero is here!
Echidna sighs. "Beloved I don't think it's a good idea to bring any of the Ryuzu's with us." Dona notices my expression of confusion and elaborates. "Garfiel was correct when he says they run the village, the populace will be lost without them." Okay so?
I raise an eyebrow. "Echidna when did I ever care if something was a good idea or not? Also why would I care about the village folk?" They exist solely to feed my ego, I don't care about them.
Echidna nods. "Indeed beloved you have no love for them... But it may still impact the half-elf's campaign." Who gives a shit about this village?
By that I mean... Would abandoning them really mess up with Emilia's campaign? I imagine they are pretty closed off.
I shrug. "It's fine Echidna, they won't have too big of an effect, and besides I need my lolibaba harem." I can't be apart from my waifus!
Echidna raises an eyebrow. "You won't be apart from them Beloved." Huh?
"Yes I will, they will be here and I will be all the way in the mansion." And the mansion if fairly far too.
Echidna sighs. "Beloved you can get from the mansion to here in seconds, have you forgotten your speed?" Oh shit, I did forget that.
It's kinda insane to think about it, but if I really want it, I could just move really quickly to Vollachia or something just for an exotic snack...
I nod towards Echidna. "You're right, I can move that fast." But I still deny her. "But my lolibaba squad can't, they should be able to bother me whenever they want."
Echidna smiles, though it's a tired one. "Very well, I suppose if it's your greedy desire..." Yeah, I gotta take all my units to the starting base.
Besides, I gotta repopulate the elf race, there so few of them... Mili, Sirius, Satella and the Ryuzu's and... I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Something important, something that could define my very own life, something which I should never have forgot.
Mili... My detective senses are telling me that I will remember what I want if I think about her...
Mili is a candidate, what are the other candidates? Emilia, Felt, Priscilla, Crusch and Anastasia.
But Felt isn't a candidate anymore, her place has been taken by Melty, a fake candidate that has been tortured by Capella.
Melty comes from a game... Elves... Shitty Re: Zero video games... Restarting the elven race...
Oh my me!
My eyes widen. "It must be done!" I open my phone, I check if she's real, if she's capturable, if she's rapeable!
She is...
Echidna looks confused. "Beloved are you okay?" I'm more than okay, I'm fucking cumming inside my pants!
I ignore Echidna and pick the Master Sword from my own shadow, I jump high in the air, to the limits of the barrier.
And I slash that barrier, breaking it, the sky flickers for a minute and then goes back to normal as if nothing had ever changed.
I drop back down, everyone is confused, so I explain what just happened. "I just cut the barrier everyone, please use Nue to get back home... I need to do something quick." It will be real quick.
This time for sure, less than a day definitely, so I feel fine leaving.
Echidna starts questioning me. "B-beloved?" I ignore her, I must do, what I must do, before I forget yet again.
I pick up the Four Sword from my shadow, and throw the Master Sword back into that shadow.
The Subaru Rangers are here, I Greenbaru explain the situation. "These guys will take everyone home, I must do something of extreme importance right now." For I have a craving!
Echidna tries to respond, but I simply fly out, she will be fine with the other Subaru Rangers.
Sorry Echidna, but I need to do something right now, the [Devil Of Greed] demands it.
Soon I will be accomplishing [Subaru Natsuki]'s biggest dream! Okay, not my biggest dream, but it's up there!
"C-Captain... The border was breached." Fuck... This is the worst.
I must look quite shocked. "Who breached it?" Please not fucking Lugunica, please tell me Kararagi decided to be stupid for once.
My soldier almost looks like he's about to cry. "The breach came from Lugunica, Captain." I guess I will be dying soon then...
Why in the fuck is Lugunica attacking us anyways?
Lugunica has no reasons to attacks at all... Is it because we closed a few trading routes? Attacking us for something like that sounds more like a Kararagi move.
Of course, if it was Vollachia I could understand, the bastards loved war... And there would be war over this.
A war we would lose, how in the fuck is someone supposed to win against Lugunica?
Maybe they finally realized all their power and decided to begin conquering, it's not like anybody can stop the Sword Saint.
And he's not even the only problem, Lugunica also has the Matters family, their court mage is already a fucking army just by himself.
Besides, even if someone did manage to enter Lugunican territory, like Vollachia had done in the past...
All that meant is that you would become dragon food, Volcanica will protect his kingdom from all threats after all.
Fuck me, my country is going to be razed to the ground.
I look at the soldier. "Who did it?" Is the Sword Saint killing my man right now? Or did they send a more conventional army?
The soldier swallows. "I don't know Captain, it was a white haired man." A white haired man...
What if it wasn't a Lugunican attack? White hair... I know someone dangerous with those qualities.
I look at the soldier. "Do you have confirmation that it was a Lugunican attack? Or did it simply come from their side of the border?" I don't know what's worse... The Sword Saint, or the Arch-Bishop of Greed.
The soldier nods. "Captain we have no confirmation if it was a Lugunican attack, but the invader did say something..."
I raise an eyebrow. "He said what?"
The soldier blushes. "He... He said, and I quote... 'Sorry for breaking stuff, but I got some goth elf pussy to rape." What?
Excuse me, what?
AN: AH!! Lyra sex! LYRA SEX!!!!!!
Ok, let me explain myself, some astute readers may have noticed that Subaru suddenly decides to travel to another country out of nowhere... And the reason for that is LYRA SEX!!!!!
Now, normally I don't put the character pictures in the actual chapters, but look at this:
You can thank me remembering Lyra exists for this chapter, I wasn't even supposed to be writing today.
Also I played Xenoverse 2 recently, it was okay I guess, it has nothing to with this at all, but I wanted the world to know that someone did enjoy that game