"So... How did the deal go?" Shion finally came back, she has a big bag over her shoulders, carrying her and Lyra's 'importan' stuff.

Lyra blushes and hugs herself, looking to the ground she responds. "It... Certainly went." Please be more specific my elf whore.

Shion raise an eyebrow. "Went what? Good? Bad?" All of those depending on the way you look at things.

I smile and wave at her. "It went great! There were no complications, since Lyra is so easy." She basically mind broke before my cock even entered the equation.

Lyra looks at me with a blush. "Y-you...! What are you saying!?" That your elf body was easy to break.

Shion blushes too. "E-easy!? What did you guys do!?" Sex, your weird magic creation is now pregnant with my child.

I shrug. "We negotiated a deal of course, and Lyra was easy to convince into saying yes." Thankfully she also served as mind break training.

I'm gonna need those power levels when I face off against Crusch, in the end Lyra was just some girl with a horrible life and an already weak will.

Crusch is a proud warrior and all that, I doubt only one good dicking is going to do her in, I will need to train and unlock new cock forms against her.

Shion calms herself down and nods. "I see, so what's the job Lyra?" The goth elf looks like she wants to die.

She looks at me and blushes, she then looks back at Shion. "It's... Something only I can do, no, something only I want to do, so don't worry about it."

Shion looks confused. "I... Okay, I guess... So how much are getting paid?" Both of you are getting paid with lots of my semen.

Lyra responds. "We're getting free accomodation in Lugunica for starter, plus food and all that." Lyra looks at me. "But most important of all... We're getting his protection." I won't let any filthy knights touch my weak to rape elves!

Shion looks surprised. "That sounds great and all... But how are we getting to Lugunica!?" I have an idea.

I could use my shadows, with the Ten Shadows Technique I can sink into them, I can also sink people and objects...

But my shadows are basically another dimension, if I then pop out from my shadow I should be in Lugunica.

But my shadow is here you ask? Yes, but Redbaru, Bluebaru and Purplebaru are atop of Nue right now, which is in Lugunica.

I give Shion a thumbs up. "No worries cutie! I can just teleport us there... You will need to hold your breathing for a few moments though." Sinking in my shadows was like sinking on the ocean after all, it could kill a person.

Shion looks amazed. "You can teleport!? That's amazing, even the greatest of mages would struggle with that!" My ego appreciates that.

Shion then turns around and gives Lyra a look of worry. "But maybe... We should rest a little before we go Lyra." No! I need to go see my Mili!

Lyra raises an eyebrow. "Why? Don't be an idiot Shion, let's just go before more knights and cultists arrive." Eh, I could just slaughter them again, they weren't strong.

Killing a person felt meh, I didn't like it or anything, but I also didn't give a fuck about it.

The only reason why I am even thinking about it is because Lyra touched on the subject, if not for that, I think I would have genuinely forgot about killing all those people.

Shion looks worried. "It's just that... Are you feeling okay Lyra?" She's feeling more than okay! She just got the supreme Subaru cock experience!

Lyra looks confused, but nods. "Yeah... I'm fine." Are you though?

Shion breaths a sigh of relief. "That's great then, well I'm fine with leaving right now, I hate this country... It's always so cold." You know Gusteko sucks when elves say that.

After all, elves are more resistant to cold climates then your bog standard humans, that's why Mili lasted so long with only Puck for support in the Elior Forest.

Lyra agrees. "Yeah, it sucks here... But why were you even worried about me?" I'm also confused about that.

Shion blushes. "It's just that... You're all red and sweaty, and you also smell kinda weird..." That's the smell of my cum!

But yeah, now that I think about it, she isn't looking too good, I just hentai mind broke her after all.

Lyra looks to the ground. "I... It's just Gusteko getting to me, the sooner we leave the better..." How cute, she doesn't want to tell her friend that she was pushed against a wall and raped.

Shion nods. "Okay then!" And then moves closer to me. "So how does your teleportation work Subaru?"

Lyra looks at me. "I'm also curious Subaru-Sam-, Subaru." Please call me Subaru-Sama, ignore Shion's confused looks.

I grin. "All you girls need is to step in my shadows, we shall emerge from it in Lugunica, since I have clones there our shadows are on in the same."

They widen their eyes, Shion looks amazed. "You can clone yourself too?" Cheat baby.

Lyra blushes. "M-more? I... Can handle it." Thankfully she muttered that, so Shion didn't comment.

I give them a thumbs up. "Yep, I can do clones... Also when you enter my shadow hold your breathing, it's kinda like diving in water." Except you couldn't swim up unless you have curse energy.

I will bring them up of course, since they can't do it by themselves... But the fact that my shadow can drown people could have some interesting applications in the future.

Shion nods and runs up to me. "Okay! I got it! Let's go then." She uses one of her hands to touch my arm. "So is director contact nece-" But she's interrupted...

By Lyra who looks panicked. "Don't touch him!" Where did this come from!?

Shion releases me. "Uhm, whyyy?" She's clearly confused.

Lyra blushes and mutters. "Elves shouldn't go touching other men... They might get attached." Tone down the mind break please.

Shion rolls her eyes. "Geez, what? Do you think I'm so easy that I can fall for a guy by touching him? Calm down Lyra." Yeah, please don't give me away.

Lyra looks to the ground. "It's not your fault and you aren't easy... But your body is perverted..." I may have broken her too much.

Shion blushes. "M-my body!? Stop saying stuff like that Lyra!" For real, you might ruin my chances at a normal romance!

Lyra shakes her head. "B-but it's true... You were definitely into Subaru as soon as he showed up too." Both of you were, I could definitely have played a romance angle if I wanted to.

But I was horny, and rape is a quick and easy way of stopping horniness, also I traveled all the way from Lugunica to here for goth elf pussy, I was getting it one way or another.

Shion becomes red and looks at me. "Don't listen to the stuff she's saying please! I'm not a pervert!" I know, don't worry I will turn you into one soon enough.

Lyra moves closer to me. "No, you two shouldn't touch... I-I don't want that." Look at this hentai victim trying to save her friend.

Shion takes a moment to think, but then giggles. "Could it be... That you don't want anyone touching Subaru because you got a little crush?" She got a big rape, is what she got.

Lyra looks to the side. "N-no... It's just that elven bodies were made to be bred by men, to feel their seed entering our wombs, and there's no greater man than Subaru..."

She continues. "I just don't want you to be driven insane by lust Shion, so please don't touch him too much, or your body will fall for him too..." Ah, I should have held back my mindbreak powers huh?

Both me and Shion are driven to complete silence, until Shon starts laughing. "Wow, you got me good with that one... I never thought you would make such a perverted joke!" Yeah, definitely a joke.

I don't blame Shion for reacting like this either, there's no way she would ever consider the fact that I mindraped her friend and turned her into a weird pervert.

Lyra looks to the ground. "I-It wasn't a j-" This time I interrupt her.

"It was definitely a joke, right Lyra?" Please stop trying to save your friend from the inevitable.

Lyra stops for a moment and nods. "Yeah, sorry Shion, it was a joke... I didn't mean to make anyone feel uncomfortable, but please don't touch Subaru."

Shion smiles. "I'm just glad you're beginning to develop a sense of humor Lyra! You're always so up-tight." Heh, tight. "That said... Why can't I touch him still?"

Lyra's eyes widen. "That's because... Because..." It's time to save my waifu!

I chuckle. "It's because you were right about the jealousy thing, right Lyra?" I'm not keeping my relationship with Lyra a secret.

Shion face twists in shock. "Really Lyra!?" But she seems more excited than weirded out.

Lyra looks at me and frowns a little, but she's still blushing. "Y-yes... I got a little crush on him, so what?"

Shion jumps in surprise. "Wow! That's great... Ah, sorry, I just totally put you on the spot huh?" She seems really apologetic.

I shrug. "It's fine, this wasn't a confession, Lyra already became my woman." She's also pregnant with my child! I'm gonna leave that very small detail out though.

Shion immediately shouts. "That fast!? And I'm supposed to be the easy woman here!?" All elves are easy, that's why they're elves.

Lyra hesitantly nods. "Yeah... I fell for this loser, sorry Shion." Don't apologize for liking me!

Shion shakes her head in denial. "No, it's fine Lyra, I'm just surprised I guess... But I'm happy for you!" Be more suspicious, I beg of thee.

I make a thinking pose. "Oh, by the way... I have a harem." And I love them all! To some extent.

Shion and Lyra looks surprised. "A-a harem!?"

I nod. "Yep, I'm dating Beako, Shaula, Mili, Rem, Ram, Frederica, Echidna, Carmilla, Daphne, Minerva, Arma, Bilma, Shima, Delma and Lyra of course." I don't mention Meili.

Shion covers her mouth in shock. "You're such a lady killer!" I'm such a lady rapist!

Lyra blushes. "A-are they all elves?" Lyra did I make you have prejudice against your own race? I'm sorry Lyra...

I shake my head. "Nope, they are all pretty different... Mili is an half-elf though, she's the lewdest, also she happens to be a princess." Might as well drop the lore bomb.

Shion steps back in shock. "A princess!?" Yeah, I work for a person who's pretty important.

Lyra simply nods. "So even a princess surrenders her body if she's an elf..." Lyra smiles. "So really, I had no choice." I'm sorry Lyra!

I nod to Shion. "It's complicated... But Lugunica is going through an election right now, I support the candidate Lady Emilia, she's a silver haired half-elf, but she's a kind, wise woman, she will make a good ruler." Probaly...

Mili is really naive, but she can't be worse than the rest...

Priscilla is Gilgamesh, Crusch wants to break up with god, Anastasia... Is fine, I guess, Felt doesn't want to be king, she wants a french revolution, which is pretty based, but also really bloody.

And Melty just wants her suffering to end, very relatable to most people I guess, she's just like me for real.

Shion nods excitedly. "A silver haired half-elf? And she's running to be king? That's awesome! Okay, you have my support!" For an elf Mili must seem like the dream candidate.

Lyra sighs. "My body will always take your side..." Why did you specify about your body!?

I clap my hands. "Okay everyone, time to teleport come and touch me! It's necessary!" It isn't.

Shion nods. "Okay! Sorry Lyra!" She grabs my right arm.

Lyra sighs. "I... Please let it go once it's done Shion." She grabs my left arm... And her body shivers. "Ahhhh~..." Don't moan out of nowhere!

And so we sink...

And then emerge...

"Teach yer' back!" I'm greeted by my little aprentice.

"Ah! Fuck! I don't want to die!" Oh right, my elves... That was Shion by the way.

"Oh... So this is our end, at least I'm glad my body tasted heaven." And that's Lyra.

They're both almost fall off from Nue, but I manage to hold them. "Ah... Sorry about the bird thing..." Nue is pretty big, but he's still flying at a moderate high velocity.

Though the Subaru Rangers did put some spells in place so the wind pressure wouldn't throw us off, thank you Subaru Rangers!

I pull them close to me. "Lyra, Shion it's fine... sorry." They tremble into my arms.

Garfiel points at me. "More?! The hell is yer' dick made of Teach!?" I'm sorry Garfiel, you're sensei can't reveal his tricks.

Shion immediately gets the memo. "I-I'm not in his harem!" Yet.

Lyra immediately fails to get the memo. "It's made of dreams and wonder... Even if it's just a trap." What are you talking about!?

Echidna sighs. "Did you just travel for hours to add more women to..." She then notices Lyra. "Oh my, how interesting... Keep doing what you do my beloved." I feel like you were going to admonish me.

Minerva screams. "Wow! Elves! I'm glad such fine company is joining us!" Hide your fetish... Also why are you being held by a Subaru?

I look at the Subaru in question and raise an eyebrow, he blushes and responds. "S-sorry... She started kicking Nue in the head, so I had to restrain her." Understandable.

Still, I'm glad everyone seems okay, I might as well fuse with the rest of the Subaru's now...

Awesome I'm restraining Minerva, her body is great... I can't wait to join up with Mili and the rest, I miss them.

I sure took a long time coming back, but I'm sure nothing bad has happened at all! Yep.

And if something bad did happen? Then I can blame Gameshark.

...Why in the fuck is the White Whale so close to Arlam? What the fuck are you doing Gameshark?

Another job for [Subaru Natsuki]... I guess.

"I will ask you one more time... Step aside." I have to go to Lady Emilia's side already, I don't have time to waste with this!

The woman sighs, as if speaking to a child. "Calm down Reinhard Van Astrea, I am not here to hurt anyone, this is but a test, and I cannot have you interfering." I'm definitely interfering!

But every time I tried doing something... This woman would stop me, her words had power, one that even my blessings couldn't stop.

She is truly beautiful, I can't help but admire that, her body, her hair, her eyes, her voice, everything is perfect.

It's making shivers go down my spine...

"A test? Then I'm afraid I will be helping my friends cheat." Subaru left them in my care, I won't fail the man I lo... The man I care about.

The woman doesn't change her tone at all. "I see, very well, do try to stop us."

The man besides her stomps the ground "Ah! I'm tired of waiting! Why are both of you ignoring me!? Who gave you both permission to do that!?"

He scowls. "It's incredibly rude, I'm right here you know!? You can see that right!? Now, I'm not saying that you should feel guilty or bad about paying attention to Pandora-Sama first, but..." Her name is Pandora? Good to know.

"But I would like some acknowledgement at least! You haven't even asked my name! How hard is it to introduce yourself!? Seriously have some common sense!"

"Now I comprehend I haven't introduced myself either, but I'm willing to rectify that, because I'm a good man with good morals."

He smiles. "My name is Regulus Corneas, Arch-Bishop of the Witch's Cult representing Greed! Now it's only fair you introduce yourself as well, right!?" I...

I pick up my sword, it refuses to be drawn, normally this would calm me down, but Subaru has shown to me that the Sword can fail.

I get into a fighting position. "My apologies for not having introduced myself sooner, my name is Reinhard Van Astrea, a knight of the kingdom." And tonight I'll be ending the life of an Arch-Bishop.

Greed sighs. "This... This is making me mad! After I acted nice this happens!? Isn't this a violation of my basic rights!?" Huh?

I tilt my head in confusion. "M-my apologies... I didn't mean to cause offense." I do mean to kill you however.

He frowns at me. "I'm not talking about you! Why did you even assume I was talking about you!? It's stupid to take the blame for others! In fact that attitude pisses me off!"

He continues his ranting. "This whole little... Act you have going on! Isn't it just a ploy to get attention!? I mean you're trying to take the fall for others so I acknowledge you right!?" N-no...

"It's incredibly disrespectful, but I understand you could be just acting chivalrous, so I will let it pass this once... But what I can't forgive is...

He turns around and looks at the woman named Pandora. "Is your attitude you whore! You stayed silent! I said we should introduce ourselves and you didn't say anything."

He puts his hands into his chest. "Do you know how embarrassing that was?! Take some responsibility! Get on the ground and apologize right now!"

The woman blinks in confusion, but then responds. "My apologies Bishop Corneas, I didn't mean any disrespect whatsoever." And her tone yet again stays the same.

He puts one of his hands in his white hair. "Oh now you apologize!? Only after I told you to do it!? How immature! How childish! What are you!? A kid!? Grow up!"

He points at her. "Now you embarrassed me again! This Reinhard fellow probably thinks I'm a fool who overreacted! You! Fucking! Bitch!"

The woman simply keeps smiling. "Like I said, I meant no off-" And suddenly she burst into a cloud of red.

The white man kicked dirt at her and she died, in a second. "Damn it! Didn't I make it clear that you shouldn't apologize! It's only natural I would kill you after that!"

He points at me. "And you! Why didn't you intervene! Who just awkwardly stands there while two people have a fight!?"

"That woman attacked me! And you didn't do anything! You clearly are a knight, so why didn't you protect me!? Do you think I'm not worthy of your protection!?" What am I supposed to say to this? Also, It was clearly you who attacked your own ally...

He sighs and seemingly calms down a little. "Now I understand that perhaps you are simply a new knight, and such situations are unfamiliar to you... Which is why I apologize clearly the fault does not lie with you."

He glares at me. "It lies with your teachers, just tell me where they are and I will kill them all, murder may seem like an overreaction of course, but sometimes the dregs of society must removed."

"Now, I won't kill you, since it's clearly not your fault, but I insist your kill yourself post haste, you sully the good name of the knights with your incompetence."

He nods to himself. "Yes, killing yourself would only be appropriate, you may lack the skills of a knight, but prove that you have the spirit of one." This man is insane.

I... I never met someone as insane as this person, this is what true evil looks like? He doesn't even look particularly menacing.

Just a common man, that's what he looks like and yet... My body shivers. "I'm afraid today isn't the day I die." This man may be a monster, but...

I am one too, and he knows that, because his body shivers too, just like mine.

His eye twitches in anger. "After all that yo-" And he's interrupted... By the woman he just killed.

I see that this place is filled with three monsters, I shouldn't underestimate her.

She's atop of his head. "Bishop Corneas, I shall bring you back home once it's done, for now I will have to entertain the Beast Of The End and the Oni God, take care while I'm absent."

And she disappears... She's definitely powerful, I hope everyone can deal with her...

"That damn woman! Who does she thinks she is to order me!? I have half a mind to...!" The Arch-Bishop starts ranting... Again...

This is going to be a long day.

"Whore! You fucking whore! Bitch whore! With that body made to seduce men with those disgusting curves! And those disgusting cockroach filled lips that only tell lies!" She is so mean!

She's also throwing a fireball at my face, thankfully I can easily make a crystal barrier to block it...

Still she's incredible, her fire almost tears through my ice... And her other ability is amazing as well.

Lord Roswaal quickly found a counter for it of course, she has some sort of ability that shares thoughts and feelings, but the court mage was able to keep us separate from her with yin magic.

To be honest, I don't even know how Lord Roswaal found about her ability in the first place, but he said we should definitely not attack the woman, and he was right.

Speaking of him. "An Arch-Bishop should staaaay silent when it coooomes to others, there is noooothing more disgusting than your kind after all." He's right here, helping me...

But we still can't win, because his spell is taking all his concentration and so, as the woman sends another fireball at him I block it with my ice.

She rains down hell after hell on my shield. "Shut up court mage! As if you could understand true love! True hatred! I will kill that whore!" Puck says you shouldn't say that word, it's bad. "That damned whore who steals men with her beautiful pity filled eyes and her beautiful pale sickly skin and..."

But then again... This woman is clearly bad. I get into position and send giant icicles at her. "Stop saying mean things to me! And I have no intention to steal men! I have a lover!" And he's coming to save me... Eventually.

She burns my ice before it even touches her. "Y-you have a lover?" She starts crying. "No! That's a lie! He wouldn't love you! He loves you!? Lying thieving whore! Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, even if you are a whore." So this is the insanity of the witch's cult? It's... Creepy.

I clap my hands together and make more ice weapons. "I do have a lover! And he's amazing!" Puck said I shouldn't praise Subaru all the time, but it's fine...

Honestly, he said I spent too much time thinking about Subaru, but that's not true at all!

I only want to sleep with Subaru, talk with Subaru, taste Subaru's love, eat with Subaru.

Subaru, Subaru, Subaru, Subaru... Oops, I can't get distracted right now! I have to protect everyone.

Right now there's fighting all across the mansion, since it's filled with cultists... Still everyone can handle themselves, so it's fine.

The woman covered in bandages glares at me. "You're lying! I said to stop lying Emilia!" For some reason really I don't like when she says my name... "You weren't raised a liar! No one raised a liar!"

She covers her face. "Ah! It's not... You... Ah... Sorry, I shouldn't accuse you of lying, that's mean, you can't be mean to a child, they need to learn love early."

She continue. "They need to learn how to be good early? That's true... I'm correct, but then why is she lying? She shouldn't be lying..."

And fire mana builds in around us again. "Stop fucking doing this you bitch! How many times do I have to tell you this!? Can't you stop being such a perverted whore for once!?"

The fire takes shape above her head, I prepare my own defense as she keeps shouting. "Even after I showered you with love you kept being a fucking whore! Even after he showered you with love... And now you're telling me you accepted it! Ah!" And she throws the fire ball at me.

I block it, I don't even feel a strain in my mana to be honest, I think I can win this... The only reason it's hard is because I must protect Lord Roswaal.

I point at her. "I have no idea what your talking about! You haven't even said your name!" She just started screaming and attacking me as soon as she saw me...

The woman blinks. "I didn't? I did right? No I didn't, I'm sorry." She bows. "I am Sirius Romanée-Conti, Arch-Bishop of the Witch's Cult representing Wrath."

She smiles. "Now, that I have introduced myself, can anyone tell me if they have seen my husband around? He's a beautiful man, I'm sure that if you have seen him you can recognize him."

She starts looking around. "He has beautiful pale skin, beautiful green hair, beautiful eyes, his whole body is beautiful, because I love him... Ah, I shouldn't be bragging about love in front of people who have none, sorry."

I shake my head. "Sorry, I haven't seen such a man." Maybe she will leave now?

She blinks in confusion. "Really? Truly? You aren't lying, right Emilia?" I nod. "But... But my gospel said my husband would be found here, today."

She continues, getting more mad. "It said, that a man would take me and fill me with love... So where's my husband!? He has to be here right!? Oh, I didn't mean to doubt you, sorry."

She focuses her mana again. "But, but, but if he's here and you said he isn't here... Lying again Emilia! Even though I told you not to lie!"

"I didn-" I try responding, but I'm interrupted by Roswaal.

He looks at me. "Lady Emilia, do noooot try to argue with these lunaaaaatics, they will make it so that in aaaany and all situations they are the victim, siiiiimply fight." ...Right.

But still, why does my heart hurt so much when she calls me a liar?

"Ahhh! You're so sublime! You're so amazing! You're just so, so, so, so, so, so...!" Is he gonna keep that up forever!?

I point at him and fire another hell's snipe. "Yep! I'm the best!" I gotta appreciate a guy who appreciates me!

He dodges with elegance. "Ah! I'm so happy that I found such good food ~ tsu." I'm not food... Unless he means...!?

I shoot another hell's snipe at him. "Only master can eat my butt! Yep!" No NTR allowed, even with shotas!

He dodges yet again. "Eat your butt? Silly lady I'm not gonna eat your butt." You aren't!? What's wrong with my butt!? Master said it's the best!

He starts bitting the air. "We are going to eat you! All of you! Everything that's you! Your entire being! Ahhh ~ I'm starving, tsu." He stops biting.

I raise an eyebrow. "I'm pretty sure everything includes my butt! Yep! I'm not allowing you to eat my butt!" Respect my boundaries!

He nods. "That's fine, that's understandable, I'm not eating your butt, I'm eating you, I love you, you're gourmet!" A sudden love confession!?

I make an 'X' with my arms. "Nope! I won't fall to the shota menace! Yep!" He must have sensed my big sister energy...

He looks confused. "The shota menace? Wh-" And he's interrupted by the woman he thought he had killed before.

It's a beautiful clash of steel, you could say a bunch of chuuni words about it that master would love, but eventually the woman steps back.

"Oh my, you are quite skilled for a child." Elsa licks her knife, because she's a big creepy creep.

The boy raises an eyebrow. "Didn't I kill you? You might be gourmet after all... Sorry for saying you were bad before, I apologize, I feel bad about it, so can you tell me your name?"

Elsa chuckles. "My name? I'm just Elsa, I'm a cute and proper maid who works here..." She gets into a fighting position. "My job also includes butchering meat, quite unusual for a maid."

The boy nods. "Okay, and what's your name dumb lady?" Who is he talking about?

He points at me. "I'm talking about you, by the way." Hey! Just because I'm dumb doesn't mean you should call me dumb, only master gets to do that.

I puff my chest. "I'm Shaula! Yup! The sage's apprentice and the sage's butt sexer!" Mostly the latter!

He nods enthusiastically. "Good, everyone is being kind, and honest, and nice, that's why I should be nice too... My name is Ley Batenkaitos! Arch-Bishop of the Witch's cult representing Gluttony!"

I nod. "Oh! So you're those guys who worship the cuck! She's a cuck by the way, yep so you guys are little cucks by association." Solid logic from me.

He shakes his head. "I should probably just ignore what big sis here says huh? Well, being a idiot is no crime."

He smiles. "Besides, big sis is nice, she smells nice, she will taste nice, she's strong so she will be filling."

He keeps nodding to himself. "Even if she's some insane individual who thinks that she's the apprentice of the sage that's fine, because I like her taste ~ Tasty!"

He looks at Elsa. "And the maid is nice too, regeneration is rare, it's a incredible gift! I want that! I need that! I'm preparing that..."

He's panting. "Yes, I will slowly cook both of you, I will slowly devour both of you, even if you are tasty, because you're tasty, even if I'm famished, because I'm famished."

"I am gourmet, I won't stick crap in my mouth, I don't want crap in my mouth... The gospel said the best food ever would be found here..."

"Roy doesn't care about it, but I do, because I'm not a idiot, because I'm truly hungry... So which one of you shall be my final dinner?" No butt eating allowed!

Elsa sighs. "Ugh... It really is just like mama, bunch of nutjobs." I'm pretty sure I caught you masturbating while muttering about guts once.

Ley smiles. "Enough, it's time to cook." He dashes at Elsa, they both are incredibly skilled, but I take what opportunities I can to fire at him.

It's insane, he truly dodges every single shot like a master, no kid should fight like this, it's like a mini non-pervert Reid appeared.

I like non-pervert Reid, I hope he's fine... Eh, I'm sure he can handle himself.

Eventually Ley makes elsa back off, he throws her through the courtyard and then rushes at me, I try to defend myself of course.

He smiles. "Leaper." And suddenly he's behind me, though for some reason he only touches me.

He retreats and goes to lick his palm. "Shaula...!?" And then he starts vomiting.

"Hey! I'm not that dirty! And besides you touched me, yep! Lick it again and apologize!" That was mean.

The Arch-Bishop glares at me. "You... You lied! I guess big sis is a big liar..." I never lied!

He keeps walking forward. "Give me your real name! Don't tease me! Don't mock me! You promised me food!" I said I wouldn't give you food... No butt eating allowed.

I can't help but sigh. "What a weirdo... Whatever, that just means it's easier to resist the shota menace." NTR is bad!

"Just die Pandora, spare us of the trouble." I freeze her yet again, and then yet again that ice shatters, along with her body.

And yet again, she simply appears back, as if nothing had happen. "I cannot, I'm waiting for him." That him is definitely Subaru...

This time her body is slashed in a hundred pieces by air itself. "You will all pay! First you took my village! And now this!?" Thankfully I am not fighting this battle alone, Roswaal's pet god is here too...

Still, Pandora can keep both of us distracted... That's bad, I need to rush to Lia's side already.

Beatrice is the only one I can trust back at the mansion, and she has been locked inside the library ever since Subaru left...

Pandora, alive again tries calming the maid down with her infuriating condescending tone. "Calm down, we need not fight... We can simply talk for a while." And I freeze her body again.

I keep looking for her next body. "I have no intention of talking whore of vainglory, by the end of the day I will be feasting on your corpse." Normaly I don't eat humans, but...

For this bitch I'll make an exception, she will pay for all that she has done, I promise, for Lia if nothing else.

She appears on top of me. "Beast of the End, I have no quarrel with you, I simply wish to see the star in all of its glory." Her head is separated from her shoulders, courtesy of Ram.

"Die! Die! Die!" Geez, she's normally not like this... I guess she has been missing Subaru.

Pandora reappears behind Ram. "Well, this brings back bad memories, but again, I must simply ask that both of you listen, I just want you two to wait for a little bit..."

I can almost see a blush on her disgusting face. "It's just that... He's shining so brightly recently, I was correct before, a star from another world is truly beautiful, but for now I mus-" I grow tired of her babble and kill her again.

I glare at her 'dead' body. "I don't care about your intentions Pandora, you are a fool, coming here has sealed your fate." It hasn't.

I haven't found a single weakness to her power, even if you cut her tongue off she will just bleed out and die, resurrecting again.

I also tried containing her in ice, one that wouldn't kill her, but would still stop her from speaking... It didn't work either.

I think the only way to break her is to cause her immense pain, but I have no way of doing that, not quickly at least.

Pandora smiles, she's back. "There are no fools here Beast of the End, only people, beautiful people, amazing people, wonderful people... I truly love you all." Weirdo...

Ram kills her again. "Shut up and die!" I don't think all that effort is good for the baby...

Pandora smiles at her. "Could please wait for my conversation with the-" I kill her again.

"Shut up and die indeed, no one has any tolerance for your crap Pandora." And she's alive again...

This is gonna be a pain.

AN: Fortuna is hot, and has a big elven butt, she's actually the secret main heroine of this fic, yes the title refers to her, not Emilia, so I decided to drop the chapter early to commemorate.

Also no chapter tomorrow, since this IS tomorrow's chapter, I just released early because Fortuna hentai compelled me.