"Yeah, that's a massive whale alright." And its also heading directly to Arlam, what a fool, doesn't it know that Kid D lives there?

Well whatever, I'm saving the whale from it's worse than death fate, by killing it of course.

"Teach, what the hell do we do!?" Oh right, people other than me exist.

I turn around and look at my worried pupil. "Give me a second to assess the situation, I'll be right back." And before he can respond I fly even higher than Nue.

My Six Eyes starts analyzing my surroundings, first there's Arlam village to worry about, and things do not look exactly good.

There are many people attacking others there, my cute fiancee's Rem and Frederica are there, trying to protect everyone, but they are heavily outnumbered...

An attack made using the whale as support? It's gotta be the witch's cult, but Mili's campaign hasn't even started...

But I did revive a bunch of witches I guess, and I also directly faced the witch's cult when I went to go rape Lyra, maybe that pushed Pandora into acting?

Speaking of Whales... That thing is filled with absurd amounts of mana, it's a true threat to a medieval kingdom I suppose... But I can kill it.

If I take a look at the mansion I see lots of fighting going on, but I'm still kinda worried, I can't see Beako, Meili or Carrot...

Nah, Elsa wouldn't let Meili die, Beako is probably just neeting it up with them inside the library.

Speaking of Elsa, she and Shaula are fighting someone, a holder of a witch's factor, a Arch-Bishop.

And the weirdest part is that for some reason he feels... Like multiple people, I might make him priority number one, I think he's a Gluttony.

Mili and Ros-Chi are fighting something too, it's definitely an Arch-Bishop as well, and judging on how her factor has been acting...

It's Sirius, because it's like her body is desperately trying to connect it to it's surroundings.

A dangerous opponent, but considering Mili and Ros-Chi aren't dead, I can only assume they figured out her weakness, right now that fight is low priority.

Gameshark is fighting something on the forest around the mansion, I can see the destruction from here.

That something is terrifying, my Six Eyes literally can't see it, and it's sending all kind of wrong signals to my brain...

But it's Gameshark, he will be fine, so that fight is low priority too.

And then there's Puck and Ram... They're both fighting someone, and that's pretty terrifying, specially since that someone looks so weak to my Six Eyes.

But it makes sense, I can see a witch factor in that someone... Definitely a high priority fight, Arch-Bishop's are all about gimmicks and this one has a strong enough that they can fight both the [Beast Of The End] and the [Oni God].

I teleport back to Nue. "Okay everyone, I'll drop you guys on the ground! Please go to the village while I fight the White Whale!" Time to make sushi!

Daphne stops eating my arm for a second. "Wait Subarun." Oh, does mama wish to defend her kid?

I look at her. "Sorry Daphne, no arguing on this one, Imma go kill that thing." Mostly because I want the reputation boost that will come with it.

Daphne shakes her head. "That's not it Subarun, I just wanted to tell you that I can control the whale... So it's easier for you to eat it." Eh!?

Garfiel looks shocked. "What do you mean yer' can control the whale!?" Oh right, most people think Satella made the maebeasts.

I wave him off. "Don't worry about it Garfiel, anyways... Elaborate Daphne." How much can she control it?

Daphne nods. "I can control the whale, because it's weak and small!" It isn't! "Oh, but it would be hard to control the rabbits if they got too big, and I definitely can't control the snake..."

I raise an eyebrow. "Really? Why?" She made the damn thing.

Daphne shrugs. "They are akin to my hunger... And I can't control all of my hunger." Ah, that makes sense I suppose.

I nod. "I see... No need to control the whale, I want to fight it." It won't be too hard, sure it can absorb magic, but I'm that guy!

Echidna sighs. "Well, have fun beloved..." Hey I'm not done yet!

I clap my hands together. "So this is how it's gonna go, Nue will land close to the village, feel free to help the people there."

I continue. "Or not, I know some people here aren't exactly fighters... So yes, you don't need to do anything Shion, Lyra." It would be mean to make them do it, specially after I offered them protection.

I look towards Daphne. "And Daphne, please only eat the cultists... which brings me to my next point, the village and the mansion are being attacked by the witch's cult."

Everyone's eyes widen, but I just keep explaining. "Minerva, Echidna, I will send both of you to fight an Arch-Bishop, her authority can be a pain, but I know my witches are big girls who can handle it." Mostly because...

Big reunions! Gotta have Minerva meet Mili and Echidna meet Roswaal! Specially since Fortuna is there!

Minerva immediately complains. "But-" And I silence her by teleporting her and Echidna! Good old Gojo powers, this witches truly are my Panda and Inumaki.

Hopefully they can stop Geto... Okay, this reference isn't going anywhere.

I pull my sword from my shadow, the Four Sword specifically. "Okay, I'm going now!" And I leave Nue again.

Now in the sky stands the Subaru Rangers, Redbaru will stay here to kill the whale, Bluebaru will go help Shaula, Purplebaru will go help Gameshark.

And Greenbaru will go help Puck and BGR... Mili should be fine, with Roswaal, Echidna and Minerva they should be invincible, and Minerva will definitely keep everyone there alive, so there's no way the Arch-Bishop is dying.

I Redbaru approach the whale. "Hey... How's the kids?" I just realized I can't exactly have battle banter with a whale.

Also the whale is ignoring me, it just keeps slowly flying to the village, is it because I don't smell like Satella?

I point my finger at it. "Don't ignore me, that's mean." Reverse curse energy forms on my finger. "Red." And I blast it with my technique.

Now the whale actually screams in pain, the attack wasn't enough to penetrate it all to the other side or anything, but it definitely caused a wound.

It also confirmed a theory of mine... The whale doesn't have any special protection from curse energy, only against mana.

Not that it matters anyways, I could kill this thing with only my Orsted stuff if I wanted to, but I want to show off.

I need to drag the whale closer to the village, they need to see my amazing performance! I need Miss Leyte to whisper 'I wish he was my husband' with envy in her voice!

The whale is slowly turning around to look at me, but I extend my hand in the direction of the village.

Curse energy is yet again gathered, I'm putting a lot of it on this, I want to drag this massive bastard there after all... Maybe I shouldn't have interrupted his travels so soon.

"Blue." My technique drags him, tearing off chunks of his skin, the monster screaming all the way through.

This feels like animal abuse, but this dude did kill thousands, so I shouldn't feel bad... I still do though, I'm the type of guy that gets sadder when a dog dies rather than a human.

But chuuni overpowers my morals, that said the whale doesn't need to worry for much longer, I'm not gonna move him again.

I want everyone to see our fight of course, and for that I need his mist to fail in reaching the village, or else all my spectators will die.

Speaking of mist... The whale finally uses his definitely not a fart powers, first the mist that makes people with high levels of mana go insane.

It completely fails to touch me of course, Limitless is a thing... Honestly the White Whale is something that the original Satoru Gojo would have no trouble killing.

I guess that just show the difference in power between people like him and normal people, in canon it took a whole ass army to bring this fucker down.

I sigh. "I got the worst fight, didn't I?" I bet all the other Baru's were having the time of their lives right now, but since the whale is so weak... I might as well play with some stuff.

I teleport to the ground and summon an item... The Sheikah slate, I active stasis on a big rock.

And I start punching that rock in the whale's direction, with only curse energy, no mana needed.

The rock seemingly takes no damage, but after the effect of stasis stops it goes flying toward the whale.

I whistle as the maebeast cries in pain. "Oh boy, that took a big chunk of him..." I wonder if I could stasis Regulus?

Now what other dumb shit could I throw at the whale? My super special arrows? They were magic though...

I put my Sheikah slate in my shadow and summon my next item, the Golden Gauntles. "Honestly I should probably keep these guys on a 100% of the time." I put them on.

And with them I manage to lift a massive rock and throw at the whale, and while it does reach it... It's also not that strong, but hey, I didn't use curse energy.

I scratch my chin. "Uh... What's some other stuff I have?" The whale tries releasing its second mist.

The erasing mist that makes people be forgotten by the world, scary stuff, but again, Limitless...

This fight is a joke, but I might as well play struggling hero, so I bring the Master Sword from my shadow and point at it.

"I will slay thee!" Not that anyone can hear it... And they definitely can't see me here on the ground.

I summon the hookshot and aim at the whale, I'm getting on top of that motherfucker with style.

The hookshot does manage to reach and penetrate the whale's skin, I don't think the huge dude even notices it.

As I get on top of him I start hacking away at his body, the Master Sword cuts through him with no difficulties. "I might as well finish this by stabbing the head." That's so how you kill giants the classy way after all.

Another burst of mana is released from the whale, and now... There are three of them.

Well, more like he separated himself into three, they were weaker to compensate, it was just a distraction tactic.

Besides, I'm still on top of the real one, the mist didn't knock me away after all... But I will kill the clones first.

Why you ask? For the SSS-Ranking of course, you can't skips parts of the boss like Subaru did... Maybe I should also throw a tree at these guys.

I jump from the whale... Into the second whale, I'm doing the classic Link dive attack, the Master Sword cleanly enters the whale's skull.

But my sword is not big enough to satisfy this bad boy, so I have to shoot my load! And by that I mean my sword beam.

This is magic in a way, but it's also powered by the Master's Sword light, which is Evil's Bane... The whale is pretty evil.

Now that the corpse of the second whale falls, I jump at the the third whale, but I can't kill this one the same way... Gotta have style after all.

I drop the Master Sword in my shadow and summon the Megaton Hammer and together with my Golden Gauntlets I start bashing the whale's skull in.

The whale is desperately screaming as it's blood falls out, it's pretty gruesome, so I drop my Limitless, being covered in blood is an awesome aesthetic.

I drop the Megaton Hammer in my own shadow, and join my hands together. "Now, for the finishing blow in our little game." I make a shadow puppet. "Max Elephant."

I put lots of curse energy on him, so as soon as the shikigami appears he crushes the whale's head, dragging both of us to the ground.

Honestly the elephant is probably as big as the whale itself, the shockwave our descent causes is immense.

"Hopefully that didn't kill anyone..." I sent Max Elephant back to my shadow, I can't use him to kill the final whale.

Sorry for the earthquake everyone, but just like elves are for sex, elephants are for killing whales.

I clap my hands and teleport atop of the whale. "Hey pal, ready to end that four hundred years run?" I use blue and start dragging his massive body towards the village.

And as I do that I carefully aim a punch, I must not miss this one, because then it will be embarrassing.

The village is getting closed and closer, I have to stop using Blue, we are too close to them now, so it will affect them too.

But it's fine, the whale is already going to fall close enough, so I finally punch the bastard with my curse energy and the Golden Gauntlets.

The sparks do not choose who they bless, even a scumbag like me can use them with enought talent.

"Black flash." The whale's head explodes as I use my second black flash, my concentration and power rising to 120%, not that it matters right now, but that will be boosting the other Subaru's too, so who knows.

We fall on top of Arlam, thankfully I manage to aim the corpse so that we only crush cultists... Imagine how embarrassing it would be if I fucked it up.

As both cultists, villagers and others alike gaze upon my bloodied form with shock, I smile and spread my arms. "That's right, look at the honored one, sing praise upon my sublime soul." And now my chuuni dreams have begun!

Time to wipe out these cultists I guess! Good luck to all other Subaru's!

I Bluebaru, teleport behind Gluttony, holding him by his shirt. "Hey, you hear boss music?" I throw him across the courtyard. "You should." He flies through the air.

And regains his balance in the middle of it, his technique impresses even [Orsted The Dragon God, as he lands on the ground.

He smiles. "Oh? More food? That's great! That's fantastic! Will you taste great? Will you taste fantastic?" Oh boy, witch cultists.

I scratch my head. "Trust me... Your sister will think I taste fantasic." His eyes immediately widen at the mention of his sister.

Also, I just made a joke about Louis sucking me off, I doubt he got that though.

Before he can say anything Shaula screams. "Master! You're back! I knew you couldn't stay too long without me, yep!" That's true, I kinda wish I had brought her along to the sanctuary.

I give her a thumbs up. "Yeah, I missed you Shaula, by the way did you notice anything weird about me?" She didn't comment about my hair.

She gets into a thinking pose. "Uhmmm, nope! Master is the same as always, yep!" My spirit is broken, I feel like a girlfriend that just changed her appearance, but her boyfriend didn't notice at all...

Actually, in a way this exactly what happened, please be a better boyfriend to me Shaula.

I sigh. "Shaula... I'll be relieving my frustrations on you later." Finally, I got my stress relief back.

She nods. "Yes anal time!" She's jumping around.

I shake my head. "No, I will be impregnating you Shaula." She's my daughter by the way, can't forget that, sorry past me.

Shaula jaw drops to the floor in shock. "M-master will be taking my virginity? There's no way that's true, yup." Well normally I would keep you anal only, but...

I chuckle. "No, I really will be impregnating you Shaula, you see, I revived your mother, so I want an impregnation oyakodon, actually I also want a anal oyakodon too." Both of their big butts at the same time!? That's too much power to ignore.

Shaula looks shocked. "You revived mother!? Master really is amazing, yep." You accepted that really quickly.

I hear a sigh from farther away, it's the Gluttony. "Another dumbass like big sis huh? Oh well, crazy can taste good too, in fact crazy normally tastes great! Exotic! Unique! Gourmet! Ah... Now I'm hungry..."

He continues. "I'm hungry for the man that knows about my dear sister, because my dear sister wants to eat that man, she wants to taste him."

He raises his arms. "So like a good little bird I will chew you and spit on her mouth! I will crunch and bite and finally I will vomit you in her mouth!" Ewww...

He starts laughing. "But it's fine right!? Big bro already said sister would think he tastes great, so big bro is consenting right!?"

He bows. "I am Ley Batenkaitos, Arch-Bishop of the Witch's Cult, I represent Gluttony, I represent Gourmet!"

He gazes at me. "So big bro, what's your name? Will you taste good even if I vomit you into my sister's mouth?"

I smile. "My name? That depends... What do you want to eat today Ley? A master of all that can be learned? Then you can call me Orsted."

I begin stretching. "A genius prodigy that stands atop of the world? Feel free to call me Satoru Gojo, but hey if you're feeling like eating a monster today... Then call me Darkness Devil."

I finish my stretching. "If you desire bravery and heroics then eat the one known as Link... And if what you seek is the mastery of a single art, above all else, then you can call me Juuzou Shishimi."

I draw the Master Sword from my shadow. "Oh, you can also call me Subaru Natsuki, I won't taste good though... But that's just a palete cleanser, because there's one more, a final little meal for you."

I point the sword at him. "That meal's name is Flugel, the great sage that sealed your goddess, and yes, I did plant that massive fucking tree."

The Arch-Bishop sighs. "Really? So you refuse to tell me your name big bro? That's mean... I told you mine." And I told you mine.

I shrug. "Sorry, but I won't bother with a gourmet that can't recognize a perfect buffet in front of him." Any of my memories would be the best food he ever ate after all.

He begins walking towards me. "A buffet? A perfect buffet? That's sounds amazing... But first I must test you, first I must prepare you, first I must see if you're worthy."

He gets into a battle position. "Do you love? Do you hate? Do you live? Do you aspire? I want to know it all, I have to taste it all ~ Tsu."

I chuckle. "Then come get a bite, a warning however... I am poisoned food, each bite you attempt to take shall lead you closer to losing your everything." I love being chuuni!

Shaula gasps. "Wow master is being such a tryhard! Cringe, yep!" Shut up! Don't ruin my moment!

Suddenly my shadow appears, she's all bloody, it's Elsa. "Poisoned food? My, my... Now I want a taste too..."

I give her a smile. "Then marry me, you will be able to taste me all you want." I would eat a Christmas cake even if it was poisoned.

Elsa blushes. "That's...!" And then calms down. "My, such appetite, even in the middle of battle." You also have that appetite though...

The Arch-Bishop smiles. "That's good, big bro should have a big appetite, that's because growing boys need to eat a lot."

I sigh. "Look Ley, we weren't talking about food, I'm saying I will fuck Elsa if... When, we get married." I don't need an Arch-Bishop on the Mili level when it comes to sex.

He laughs. "I know big bro, but I still think it's good, big ambitions lead to fine meals, and I love fine meals ~ Tsu."

I laugh back. "I see, I agree with you then, and your sister will make a good meal." More loli's!

He stops laughing. "Are you threatening us big bro?"

I wave him off. "Not at all, all I'm saying is that your cute sister will have a taste of me, as in, I will put my cock in her mouth and shoot my cum down her throat." It's not a threat, because she will have heart eyes!

Ley silently rushes at me with his blades, we clash, he's good... But compared to people like Orsted? A child, in appearance and skill.

And compared to people like Juuzou? Not even that, Ley hasn't even picked up a blade yet, that's how big their difference is.

I lean in closer. "Remember... I'm poison, be very careful with what you do, but since I want you to have a chance... In this battle you shall face only Juuzou Shishimi." We both jump back.

I drop the Master Sword into my shadows and smile. "And this immortal swordsman never had access to such fine craftsmanship." I summon Juuzou's black katana. "Now this is more fair, this blade is just a common sword, it's not special at all..."

I get into a fighting position. "But I wonder Ley Batenkaitos... Can you even swallow twelve thousand, eight hundred and thirty two years of memories? Can you swallow my talent? Your first meal is served." I'm so fucking old.

Ley licks his lips. "You're that old big bro? Well... I'll certainly try eating you." Good, ambition is important.

Shaula gasps. "You're that old master?! What a craddle robber, yup!" S-shut up!

Elsa's eyes are widened. "That's... Older than the Witch of Envy herself...?" Much older, and that age is just counting Juuzou too.

[Subaru Natsuki] Is a normal teenager, but if you count Flugel than he's an adult.

[Orsted The Dragon God] had lived through thousand and thousand of loops, each one worth hundreds of years.

[Satoru Gojo] Is a normal adult, he is in his late twenties.

[The Darkness Devil] begun his eternal life as soon as the first human was born, he's fucking ancient.

[Link The Hero] is old too, he has many reincarnations throughout the eras, even if he's a kid compared to Orsted, the Darkness Devil and Juuzou.

And... The [Devil Of Greed] is a normal adult too, please don't arrest me police! I didn't want to fuck those lolis, I had no choice! The big bad evil catalog forced me to do it! Yeah, right as if...

Ley smilles. "Then let's see if you trained enough in that time." He dashes at me again.

Or blades do not clash however, that's because I'm dodging his every blow, it's easy enough.

He screams. "You're already on the back foot big bro!? That's embarrassing, not gourmet at all!" Yeah, after all that trash talk that would have been embarrassing.

I chuckle. "I simply decided not to taint my blade with yours anymore, this sword has faced far greater evils than a child throwing a tantrum." Sorry Ley! It's the Juuzou in me, he is way too prideful!

He would honestly be scary strong with a pride witch factor, but knowing me, it would probably be a sword related authority...

I smile. "First blood goes to me." I landed my first strike, also I seriously hurt a kid! Yay!

Ley raises an eyebrow. "Y-you haven't hit me at all." He seems confused, he even stopped fighting.

I chuckle, he underestimates my chuuni swordmanship. "Fool, I claimed your right eye, yet you haven't noticed... Is that a refusal to accept reality?"

He blinks, with one eye. "That's..." And the he notices his right eye is bleeding, because I cut it in two. "This...! Sorry big bro! You're gourmet after all, I shouldn't have mocked you before!" Stop getting excited, I want to make you scared.

Elsa smiles from the sidelines. "So this is the power that will kill mama? I'm relieved..." I won't kill your mama, I must have all the oyakodons!

Specially since I know Melty is in this universe, and there's Sakura too... Capella is basically building my harem for me!

Shaula wipes her eyes, as if in disbelief of what she's seeing, she then points at me. "Quick master, kill yourself! Yup! Reid is trying to possess you, death is better!" Sorry I won't be committing Persona 3 any time soon.

I give her a smirk. "Such a thing is not happening Shaula, your sensei is simply amazing and stole that pervert's spot at the greatest swordsman." By cheating!

Shaula looks amazed and nods. "Hell yeah! Yup! Suck it Reid!" Sorry Reid... Actually no, you're just as bad as me, so you deserve bad things.

Ley smiles. "You...? Are you really the sage? Flugel is not the sage's name right...? But the dumb big sis said she was the sage's apprentice, and she calls you master and her fake name is Shaula and...!"

He gazes at me. "Perfect, this is the food my gospel spoke of, the sage in the flesh, one of the world's greatest heroes, I must say I expected you to be a mage, but... This is fine! This is more than fine!"

He again gets into a fighting stance. "I just have to eat you whole Flugel, I need to, that's why... Leaper."

He appears behind me and goes to touch me, but I can react in time, I swing my blade at him and...

Nothing happens... But I do dodge his blow. "You're sloppy Ley, but I must thank you, I improved just now, I got closer to Juuzou Shishimi." I just did something even crazier than cutting down Echidna's barrier after all.

He grins. "Calling me sloppy? That's mean big bro! But with... What did I do again?"

I wave him off. "You teleported behind me, using a ability called 'leaper', pretty cool trick, one that you shall never use again."

His eye widens. "I can't remember... Why can't I remember!? I want to remember! I ate that food give it back!"

I can't help, but chuckle, I love using my cheat powers that I didn't deserve to bully a child who also has cheat powers he didn't deserve.

I swing my sword at the air. "I'm afraid I can't give those memories back Ley, I did tell you I was poison right?"

I point my sword at him. "This is what I mean, feel free to try eating me, but I shall slash that gluttonous stomach of your again and again."

I smile. "In trying to eat the perfect food you shall forget all others, so... Is this a price you are willing to pay?"

He begins nodding excitedly. "Yes! Definitely! Totally! I will pay it all! Such an amazing food! A man that can cut through our very being! Make us starve even more!"

He's laughing. "That's too filing! I need that! I'm gonna eat you big bro! Even if you open my stomach so much that I can't digest you anymore!"

He glares at me. "So is your name really Flugel? What about the other names you said?"

I smirk. "Right now you face Juuzou Shishimi, immortal ally of Uq Holder, I have cut everything and anything that exists in the material and immaterial plane." I'm also forever stuck with chuunibyou syndrome.

He widens his eye. "D-does that mean...!? That those other names are you as well!? That's...!"

I nod. "Indeed, I did tell you I am a perfect buffet, didn't I Ley? However take care, right now you're a man slowly crawling in a desert, towards his oasis..."

I smirk. "But that oasis might turn out to have been unreachable since the beginning, a wise move would be to retreat." He can't ever beat me, mostly 'cause I'm a big cheater who cheats.

He begins laughing. "Maybe you're right big bro! But I have always been a man that's slowly crawling towards his oasis, from the very beginning! I won't be stopping now! Gluttony ~ Tsu!" And he dashes at me again.

Magic, Martial arts, Swordmanship, even more esoteric techniques... I cut through them all, our blades never connect.

As I dodge another one of his blows I can't help, but smirk. "Fool, you grow weaker with each second that passes, each time my blade is swung it gets sharper, give up and die."

I'm not joking when I say my blade is getting sharper either, right now I can cut free multiple memories at once.

Besides, one of my Subaru Rangers landed a black flash, so I'm even more skilled than usual, my swordsmanship operating at 120%.

Suddenly Ley steps back and holds his head. "Wait! Solar Eclipse." Oh?

And then he shift to a blond loli, it's Louis. "Geez, my stupid brother should get over his stupid fear already... Not even using our abilities to heal his missing eye, maybe if he did that he would stand a chance."

I smirk. "Hey Louis, remember that time I cut you off from your brother?" I do my best Peter Griffin impression.

And I slash her into two, not her body, but her spirit, separating the two, with one chuuni slash.

Louis widens her eyes and looks at her hands. "W-what?" Yeah, I'm bullshit, I know.

Ley looks at her with shock. "B-but... Big bro really is the supreme food." Stop acting like I'm your meal.

Elsa from the sidelines blinks in confusion. "That's... I won't question, they're a bunch of weirdos just like mama." Capella is way worse, trust me.

Shaula steps back. "The shota menace multiplies!? Well this one is a little loli... The loli menace!?"

I grin and step forward. "That's right, fear me, the greatest dude to have ever been called great! Anyways the game has now changed."

I point my sword at Louis. "Did you remember what I sa-" And I'm interrupted by a bunch of crystals flying at them.

Ley blocks them of course, he still has enough technique to be considered skillful beyond belief, but his blades are consumed by yin magic.

I turn around and see my favorite little loli running at me. "Beako! Ah! I want to make you pregnant!" The same applies to her mother of course.

She has tears in the corner of her eyes as she hugs me. "Subaru! Betty missed you so much in fact!" Oh... I missed you too. "Though Betty sees you became even more perverted I suppose." It's true!

I hug her back. "I have... Seriously I missed you." Her mother just can't match her, mostly because I'm sure Beako could handle a gangbang.

Also... Beako was my first capture, you can't forget your first in your descent towards villainy!

She smiling. "Betty is so, so glad her Subaru is back!" How cute! "Even if his hair looks foolish now, I suppose." How uncute!

I nod. "Yeah, by the way Beako... How did you find me?" Was she just hanging around?

Beako looks serious. "Betty found you because she sees everything that happens in this mansion, in fact." Oh, kinky.

She continues. "Betty would also like to say that the foolish actress and the young maid are hiding in our library." So my supposition was correct...

I chucke. "That's good, can't be losing my girlf... My friends." Elsa is right here! "That said... I'm surprised you didn't go see Mili, considering who's there." Beako has a mother complex after all.

Though speaking of Elsa... I'm surprised she didn't say anything towards my comments about Louis, I guess she doesn't care what happens to an Arch-Bishop?

Beako raises an eyebrow. "Betty can't see what's going on around that girl, I suppose, since Roswaal is messing with all of my magic clairvoyances, In fact." Right, probably as a result of his counter towards Sirius.

I smile. "Then I'll quickly finish things here and we can go, it's a surprise I'm sure you will love."

Ley interjects. "Finish it quickly big bro? Now that's mean, we are two now!" Wow, more fodder... How scary.

Louis at least knows she's fucked, because she's trembling.

I look at Ley. "I see, counterpoint though." And suddenly I cut him into two, the actual him this time.

Pretty gruesome, but my Beako is more important than bullying this stupid shota.

I look at Louis. "Sink endlessly... Until I come to collect you at least." And I force her inside my shadow, using wind magic so she can keep breathing.

It won't last forever of course, but it's fine, I only need a few hours and then she can join my movie company.

I look at Beako. "Let's g-" Something weird is entering me... It's just like [Envy].

I see, it's [Gluttony, at least the part that Ley had, I have walked my first step towards becoming a sage.

Beako looks worried. "Subaru? Are you okay in fact?" Shaula and Elsa are also giving me worried looks.

Actually Elsa looks apathetic and only Shaula looks worried. "You okay master? The chuuni didn't rot your brains right?" Thanks Shaula, I'm glad you care.

I smile. "I'm fine, don't worry about it, let's go Beako. Oh! Please keep killing any cultists you find Shaula, Elsa!"

And so I go take Beako to meet her mother again! See [Subaru Natsuki] is definitely a good guy who would never be evil!

AN: Animal and child abuse