Ah, so that's what Puck and Ram are dealing with... I guess it's finally time I meet my nemesis, the Witch of Vainglory, Pandora.

None of them have noticed me floating up here yet, so how should I greet my biggest enemy?

Lime Green? Nah, Ram and Puck are here, I don't want to fuck up their heads, so I'm going with the downgrade.

I run curse energy and reverse curse energy through my body, mixing up Blue and Red, I don't need to the chant, even without it I can kill Pandora.

Besides, putting her down for good isn't the goal right now, I'm just saying hello, if I kill her I can't have sex with her after all.

Well, technically I could, but let's not go there, that's a bit too disgusting for me, even if I will bang Theresia.

I hold my pulse with my hand, that hand is pointing at Pandora, this will make quite the crater on the ground, I wonder how far it will dig?

I have to be careful when firing, I don't want to hit Ram or Puck by accident, though they are thankfully long ranged fighters, so it's easy to not fuck up that bad.

I make my attack massive, even bigger than the one Gojo used against Hanami, though it's also not the monster he used against Sukuna.

I take aim and fire. "Hollow Purple." And my attack eats through the sky, through a surprised Pandora and through a kilometer in the ground.

I clasp my hands together and teleport to the ground, right behind Ram, who's giving the crater a surprised look.

I hug the surprised Ram. "Yay! My favorite goddess!" Who shouldn't be here, she's pregnant after all, and Pandora is dangerous.

Pandora is so dangerous in fact that even if she wasn't pregnant she still shouldn't be here, and Puck should be besides Mili right now.

Well, time to save my father-in-law and my [Oni God] fiancee, like the amazing totally not evil man I happen to be.

Ram sighs in relief and melts into my arms. "Ah... You're back, I'm glad, but please be careful touching me, I don't want to catch the numeral disgusting diseases you have undoubtedly gotten in your journey." Yeah, that's BGR alright.

Puck looks at me, he is in his [Beast Of The End] form. "Subaru be careful, this opponent is the one Lia seeks." I know, she's definitely immensely powerful.

I nod. "Don't worry, I'll defeat her one way or another." Maybe I could cut her authority?

The woman I'm hugging is shorter than she was before. "Oh? That's quite the claim." That's because the woman I'm holding is Pandora.

"Subarubaru!" Ram shouts in worry, she's pretty far apart from me... Annoying ass reality manipulation powers.

I hug Pandora tighter. "Indeed it's quite the claim, but it's you who's making everything easier to me."

She raises one of her eyebrows. "I'm making it easier? I can get out of your hold anytime I want." True...

I nod. "Yeah, but you're giving me motivation, right now you're cute petite body is pressing against me, my dick is diamonds right now." Now I'm motivated!

Puck sighs. "Subaru... Please don't start with your usual shenanigans." Sorry, I'll be starting my usual shenanigans.

Ram scowls. "As expected... Subarubaru, get better taste in women." You're my fiancee.

Pandora stays silent for a moment, but then she finally responds. "My apologies sage candidate, I am afraid I misheard you." You probably didn't, accept reality.

I whisper in her ear. "I said I'm going to defile your petite body, fill you up with my cum, turn you into a whore who only cares about draining my cock." Very normal things to say to your nemesis.

And suddenly I'm not hugging Pandora anymore, I'm holding Ram again, BGR face is set to disbelief.

And so is Puck's and Padora's faces, understandably so, I guess, but I meant what I said!

Ram in my arms sighs. "Subarubaru please take this seriously... Actually I just thought about it, and such a monster as her deserves such a fate, make sure to break her." Hell yeah, my fiancee gave the okay!

Puck just goes back to glaring at Pandora. "Do not joke around with her Subaru, her strength is unimaginable." Who says I was joking?

Pandora is still smiling, but I definitely surprised her. "You're quite strange sage candidate, most people don't have lustful thoughts about me." Yeah, even the world refuses to taint you or whatever.

I give her a smile. "Well I'm different, you're pretty hot so I'll be cumming all over that huge ass forehead." Sakura looking motherfucker.

Her eye twitches. "My huge forehead? My forehead is perfectly normal sized." She states as if it's a fact.

I laugh. "Sure, and so is my cock... The joke is that my cock is massive, just like your forehead." I'm surprised at her insecurity, but I suppose it's expected of the Witch of Vainglory.

Her smile doesn't diminish at all. "I see, you're a clown sage canditate." She doesn't sound mad, but she's definitely mad!

I release Ram and start stretching. "I certainly am, I could have used the easy comeback of calling you the entire circus or whatever, but..."

I continue. "There's no need for that, because your snarky remarks don't matter, right now you're just a unruly child badmouthing their parent."

I finish stretching. "And trust me, I can be a very abusive dad, you better be ready to get slapped around Pandora."

She blinks in confusion. "That's... Certainly an analogy, but I understood what you're trying to say sage candidate, you belive yourself superior to me, correct?"

Her smile gets bigger. "That's quite comedic, a clown indeed, but it's fine, I'm entertained, so you're doing your job, good work."

I smile back. "Okay then, first let's get my homies to safety." I ignore whatever Puck and Ram might want to say and teleport them away.

Pandora's eyes widen. "Oh? You wish to fight me alone?" Yeah, they would only bother me anyways.

Not because they're weak or anything, but if Pandora substituted herself with another person while I'm attacking... I don't want to kill Puck or Ram.

Of course, I'm assuming Pandora even has a limited range in her ability at all, but she's definitely not omnipotent at least.

She can't open the seal in Elior Forest, she can't force Mili's to open the seal in Elior Forest, she can't stop Mili's rampage, and she can't directly control the Black Snake, the directly part being very important.

It's not like she can't affect people however, she managed to send Regulus back home, she healed Geuse, and she did something with Theresia.

I join my hands together, this might come in handy. "With this treasure I summon..." But I just summon the wheel, putting a top of my head.

I then make a shadow puppet with my hands. "To answer your question, no, I won't be fighting alone... Escape Rabbit." I pour my curse energy in the technique.

Hundreds of rabbits appear from my shadows, it's almost like the Great Rabbit suddenly teleported here.

She still smiling, as always, but she does seem a little bit surprised. "This... Is quite the technique, are you going to consume me?"

I shake my head. "Of course not you fool, I plan on fucking your ass, not on killing you... Permanently." The rabbits surround her.

That's all they are after all, a big smokescreen, it's in their very name, they wouldn't even be able to penetrate the skin of most Jujutsu Sorcerer's.

Well, I could buff them up to absurd levels, but there's no need to do that, right now I really only need the distraction they provide.

Nue has already landed and dropped everyone, so I might as well call him up.

I make a bird shadow puppet with my hands. "Nue." The bird appears besides me, but he's small, as small as the one Megumi summons.

I need him to be stealthy after all, and so I send him to attack Pandora in the middle of the rabbits, Nue's eletricity can paralyze people, hopefully it works on her, then it's rape time!

Nue flies in and hits Pandora, me with his eletricity... What a pain, but I guess I should have expected it.

Limitless doesn't even protect me, Nue didn't have to travel to land his attack after all, he was already striking Pandora.

This sucks, but I heal myself with reverse curse energy and the wheel atop of me spins... I'm still not immune to eletricity, Mahoraga is, but it could be useful if I need him.

Pandora as always, keeps smiling. "Those were quite something... So what else have you brought me Flugel?" Brought her?

I smile and dismiss Escape Rabbit and Nue, my shikigami won't be of use here. "Brought you? As if I ever give you anything besides a giant load of cum up your ass." I'm very classy.

She looks into my eyes. "So focused on perversion... Flugel was certainly different, but I suppose people change."

I point at her. "Bleed." Blood begins falling from her eyes, mouth and ears, she soon after drops dead.

And reappears fine of course. "Oh? Weren't you going to restrain me? That was a killing move..."

I nod. "Yeah, I just wanted to release a bit of frustration, that's all." Besides, I want to play around with my powers as the [Darkness Devil].

Speaking of the [Darkness Devil, I join my hands in prayer. "Be ready Pandora, I am very frustrated." She raises an eyebrow.

And then her body twists in itself, her blood falling everywhere, painting the ground red, no human should bend like that.

She's alive again. "I see, so you will just kill me again and again? Do you wish to render me insane?" The only thing that's gonna render you insane is my penis!

I shake my head. "Not at all Pandora, die , I just wish to show you, who's the true eldritch being here." Her body is suddenly full of holes again, she dies.

She smiles. "An eldritch being? Well, your abilities should be quite terrible to the average men."

I smile, a droplet of pure darkness touches the ground, this entire area is now covered in darkness, it is day, but this area is darker than night.

Yet, one can see everything I want them to see clearly, the bodies of cultists litter the area, praying to me.

My form shifts, I become the Darkness Devil in appearance. "Don't get cocky Pandora, you are inferior to the average men." Frogs can be heard croaking.

My power has skyrocketed right now, here I am quite literally unkillable, in the words of a chuuni Nasuverse fan, 'I lack the concept of death'.

I summon my blade of darkness. "There's no need to drive you insane, you already are." The bells of my sword ring.

Pandora falls dead, Pandora revives, Pandora falls dead, Pandora revives, Pandors falls dead, Pandora revives.

I smile through my many head. "Instead I'll drive you sane, and then you will finally learn pain, be aware that your suffering is because of what you did to Mili."

I still want to dick her down of course, but I might as well rain some punishment on her, Mili needs her revenge after all.

Of course, it's not like I have some moral problem with what Pandora did, but Mili is my favorite, you don't mess with a men's favorite.

Besides, I can feel her [Vainglory] bending it's will to me, I'm the [Darkness Devil] after all, so it's only natural.

Pandora is still smiling... But she's also crying. "Wonderful." Her tears are happy ones. "Simply wonderful, a power that challenges the greatest evils of this world."

I sigh, and return to my normal form, dispelling the darkness. "This is no fun if you're gonna get a lady boner from it." Get scared damn it!

She shrugs. "My apologies, but I can hardly be expected to contain myself in such a situation, you showed me something quite amazing."

Right, back to restraining her... Might as well try to use my abilities as [Orsted The Dragon God, maybe seal her? Actually... I have a better idea.

"Don't move!" I shout using voice magic, an exotic type that beast tribes knew, and Orsted of course.

Pandora covers her ears in pain and I rush at her with my [Battle Aura] and curse energy, I then...! Put my arm beneath her robes and pinch her right nipple.

She recovers and suddenly I'm pinching a tree, but I know what I felt! For a small moment I got one over the Witch of Vainglory!

There's a small blush on her face. "Pervert." Did my previous words not clue you in?

I turn around to look at her. "Who's the pervert here? Take a look at what you're wearing lady, those are the only reason I could make direct contact after all." She's basically naked.

She sighs. "Do not judge my choice of clothing, you are the first man to ever desire my body that way after all."

She glares at me, even if she's still smiling. "The height of foolishness, every single person in this world has more wisdom than you, my body is above your common lust." I got her mad again!

Still Orsted could contain her, and she doesn't have any way of stopping me, until now the only damage dealt was me hurting myself.

I spread my arms. "Nothing is above my very uncommon lust! I'm a guy who dicks lolis down on the regular!"

I put my right hand up. "Hell, I one day will learn time travel just so I can rape loli Mili! That's Emilia by the way, I'm sure you know her!"

I cross my fingers. "And the reason for that is because I'm that guy, that's why it's so frustrating that I only got this now."

Curse enery runs through my body, I put Limitless on the barrier I'm building. "Mahito got this on his first try, but I tried two times already and couldn't do it."

"That's because I was being an idiot, I was on the mindset that something like this had to be slowly learned, but once I pinched your nipples I realized..."

"Somethings in this world are meant to be, I'll always succeed, and your nipples will always be cute."

"Domain Expansion: Void Garden." And my world envelops this one.

I did it, the pinnacle of Jujutsu, the only reason why I couldn't do that before was because I thought I shouldn't be able to.

In the end, a Jujutsu Sorcerer's mindset is what matters, not training, that's why even if the [Devil Of Greed] lacked anything, but curse energy...

I would still become a special grade, I would still become a honored one, the strongest above heaven and earth, that's because I own this world.

My values align too well with Jujutsu, it's the perfect system for someone like me, who is the best.

Pandora can't even respond as Void Garden fills her head with infinite useless information, her authority is overloaded, it can't protect her.

She just keeps staring at me with widen eyes, her body unmoving, all she can do is think 'huh?' Again and again.

I move close to her. "Your mind probably won't exactly remember what happened here! But your body certainly will!" It's raping time!

I wonder if a jujutsu sorcerer ever used a domain expansion to rape someone, probably not...

As my hand goes to grab her cute nipple yet again, something lifts her up, it's yin magic my Six Eyes tell me.

And then her body is torn apart... Right Satella is here, and her hands are killing Pandora over and over again, it's making raping the Witch of Vainglory needlessly hard!

Satella is behind me, I turn around to look at her. "Um... Can you stop that for a second?" She's still killing Pandora.

The half-elf is screaming now. "Die! Pay for all that you did! I'll tear your own goddamn Od from inside your body!" And she's not listening to me.

I sigh. "I won't be able to rape her will I?" I could make Satella a target of my Void Garden as well, that would stop her rampage, but...

I would never turn our home against her, never her.

[Sage]

Stupid reincarnation... But it can't be helped, if Satella wants to torture Pandora a little that's fine, I will only intervene if she does something that could permanently kill her.

Geez, I'm leaving with zero pussy from here, what a lame first domain expansion, but it's not like there's any enemy that could challenge me anyways.

I can't have true underdog fights anymore, I can fake them for my entertainment, but I will always be the strongest.

I'm like Gilgamesh or Freeza, the only way I'll will ever lose is because I either toyed around too much or didn't bother training for five seconds.

But since my wife is in distress I might as well stop moping about my god powers that let me have an ungodly amount of women join my harem and comfort her a little.

I walk towards her ignoring her shouting and pat her head. "Yeah, there you go Tella, let it all out." At least this time she isn't angry at me specifically.

She blinks and while she's still torturing Pandora she's also now looking at me, at first she seems confused, but soon enough she smiles.

She purrs at my head patting. "Ah~... I'm glad you came here to see me again, my love." Her voice is uncannily similar to Mili's, but it's so full of passionate affection at the same time.

I give her a smile. "Yeah, I figured out how to use a domain expansion, so I might come to see you even more." There's no need to let her stay here all alone.

She hugs me. "Ahhh~... This is the best, only me, my love, and that monster screams of pain." Yes, very romantic.

Satella's eyes suddenly get a maniac gleam. "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you."

She continues. "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you."

"I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you."

I chuckle. "Yeah, I think I got the memo... I-I... I love you too." Even if it's just because of the [Sage, I think that's the only part of me that I'll never be able to discard.

A love that can even challenge my greed, it can't win against it, it's like an ant before a god, but it's there and it's real.

[Sage]

Her hug gets tighter. "I love you, I love you, I love you..." And like that time passes inside of my domain expansion.

I again and again hear her confession, as she tells me what she feels, I can only accept it all, to be honest I would be happy if this moment never ended.

And then... Satella groans in annoyance. "Ugh, not now rat, did you get poisoned or something?" Rat? Poison?

Satella gets closer and whispers in my ear. "I love you, come see me whenever you want." My domain expansion ends.

Pandora is gone, I'm guessing she dipped as soon as my attack ended, what a pain...

But I can't help but wonder, was Satella's love real? I pick up my phone.

Satella T10, Captured 600.

Huh... I still can't buy a template, shit's expensive, but oh well.

I sit down on the ground, it's a strange feeling, to have captured Satella, I always knew it was gonna happen, I had many opportunities do to so...

But they always slipped by, I never die so [Return By Death] didn't activate, and she didn't confess when she took over Mili's body.

She also didn't confess at the tea party, so I just kinda begun assuming that it would take a while...

But it's not like I needed to seduce her, she loved me as soon as I entered here, she came pre-seduced you could say.

And... And I knew that I could have caught her much sooner if I wanted to, all I would need to do was die.

Now I have her, the Witch of Envy belongs to me, a threat to entire worlds... Is my personal Rika.

I don't know now how to feel about it, was it too soon? Too late? Just right? Does it matter?

It was always gonna happen, the entire world already belonged to me, but it's not like I would just march down to Kararagi and take Zarestia for example, I needed... More time.

I guess... I am a little frustrated, this moment should have been more special, it should have had more fanfare.

Is it wrong that I feel happy that she's sealed? It's definitely wrong, should I care about it being wrong?

I'll go save Satella eventually, I will... I promise, but I just want to rest for a little bit more, sorry Tella, I'll still visit you from time to time.

Well, time to go check on father-in-law and BGR... Hopefully they won't get too mad at my jobbing... They definitely will!

I land on the courtyard, Beako on my arms, I can already see a teary eyed Mili, and a teary eyed Minerva, and a teary eyed Sirius too.

Is this a new trend? Or a family thing? It's probably a family thing, big reunion and all.

Speaking of reunions, Ros-Chi and Echidna are here too, one with a disturbing smile and the other with a disturbing smirk... So the usual.

As soon as I see Echidna, so does Beako, she immediately jumps from my arms screaming. "Mother!" How adorable, a loli daughter and her sociopathic mother.

Beako hugs Echdina, who hugs her back with surprising amounts of love... Well, I doubt she actually loves Beako, but she sure knows how to fake it at least.

As Beako cries all over her mother, Echidna comforts her. "Everything is fine... Everything is going to be okay Beatrice." This moment would be sweet, if I didn't know you condemned Beako to a never ending hell.

Mili covers her mouth in shock. "Beatrice's mother!? But isn't she supposed to have died a really long time ago!?" She kinda did, if you count what happened to her as being dead.

I shrug. "Revived her, I also revived a bunch of people who are now my lovers." Including your mother, and speaking of her, why isn't Mili crying in her shoulders right now?

Mili just gets even more surprised. "You can revive the dead, Subaru!?" Probably! And if not... Give it some time.

I shake my head in denial. "Nope, it was a very specific situation, it's not something I can easily repeat." Unless I capture another soul I guess, then I could heal them.

Mili nods. "I see, by the way Subaru." She bows. "I need your help, please!" I'm guessing this is Fortuna related? Wrath is currently on the ground crying after all...

I pat her head. "No need to bow Mili, you're my lover, feel free to ask for my help, because I would ask for yours with no hesitation." Not that I needed much from her, but if I did I would.

She smiles and moves her head up. "Ok Subaru! Help me with my mom please!" She points at Fortuna.

I nod. "I feel like I'm missing a lot of context, but I'll try my best... What's her problem anyways?" Being crazy? I kinda don't want to fix that...

Mili sighs. "I don't know, I... I don't know exactly what happened to her, but she's acting su~per crazy and stuff, I don't even know how she's alive." Probably Pandora shenanigans.

I walk towards Fortuna. "Ok, let me take a closer look." I begin inspecting the defeated Wrath, she doesn't even resist.

But she does ask me something. "Excuse me sir... Have you seen my husband? He's-" I interrupt her.

"I have, he's right here, since he's me!" Or I will soon, no elf shall be left unfucked, unless they are noncanon of course.

She blinks in confusion. "No your not, I can tell..." Oh well, I tried.

Mili sighs. "Subaru, it's not the time!" That's fair, but c'mon, let a guy shoot his shot!

I look back at Mili. "I think her weird factor thing is messing up her mind Mili." She's not compatible with the Wrath factor.

Fortuna frowns. "Hey... You still didn't answer my question, so please answer it already, ah sorry If I come off as rude." Oh, I forgot about her sorry schtick, truly a Canadian elf.

Mili looks horrified, and Minerva scowls, the Witch of Wrath sighs. "I figured this is what was happening... Damn it!" She stomped the ground at the end, digging her foot in the dirt.

Mili comes closer to me. "Can you do anything about it Subaru?" I can, but...

I nod. "I can cut it off, as long as she doesn't resist though." My skills with Juuzou weren't high enough that I could remove it if she tried fighting me.

Mili nods back. "It's fine, mother Fortuna... She doesn't seem to be trying to fight back right now." Yeah, she's just glaring harder and harder at me.

I look at Mili. "Yeah, but there is one problem Mili... Cutting the thing outta her wouldn't heal her, it would just stop the insanity from getting bigger." She's gonna need therapy for the rest.

Mili gives me a sad smile. "I see... Then we could slowly heal her with the power of love!" That's my thing, don't steal my thing!

Sirius eye is twitching. "Sorry, but could you two tell me where my husband is already? I really need him, ah... Sorry, you two scumbags don't understand love, sorry I shouldn't have called you two names."

I look back at Fortuna and smile. "Don't worry, you will meet your ex one of these days, and I will help him too." There's no way I'm leaving Mili's dad in the state he is right now.

I draw the Master Sword from my shadow. "You might be in love with another man at that point though, but Geuse is a big boy, I'm sure he can handle it." Before Fortuna can object I swing my sword.

[Wrath] leaves her, it seems to be lost in thought for a moment, deciding whether to enter me or Minerva... It chooses me.

I guess a sage candidate is more attractive to a witch factor, that's interesting information, specially since I don't think I'm that wrathful.

But who knows, being wrathful didn't mean being mad all the time, and Minerva did feel super attracting to me because of the whole passion thing.

Fortuna closes her eyes and passes out, Mili immediately gets worried. "S-Subaru what happened!?"

I give her my best calming smile. "Nothing bad, in fact I managed to remove the thing, she's just tired right now." I don't mention that the thing entered me.

But I do notice Minerva giving me a suspicious, yet worried eye, I smile to her too and she smiles back.

I give Mili a headpat. "I'm gonna check on Beako, I'm fairly sure your mother is okay, but feel free to check yourself if you want." Mili nods and starts checking Fortuna with healing magic.

No trust huh!? Well, it's understandable, it is her mother after all, even if the company makes her love me... It's probably a pretty close competition between me, Puck and Fortuna, Geuse is also up there too.

I wonder how Minerva feels about this? I thought about dropping the big truth bomb on Mili about her right here and now, but...

That would be too much for one day, I gotta let my elf girl rest for a while, or she could throw a big tantrum and destroy the mansion or something.

I move over to Beako and Echidna, they are still hugging, I want to interrupt them, but it would be the most evil shit I have done so far... So I ain't doing it.

I simply look from afar, that is until the clown of fate, Roswaal A. Matters approaches me, he doesn't do his speech gimmick.

He just smiles. "Thank you, for... For fixing everything, all the things I couldn't, I always knew I could count on you."

He looks to the ground. "Ever since we met, all that time ago, you were always my light, I'm... Really happy you made everything whole again." Geez... Don't worry Ros-Chi, I understand.

I give him a smile. "It's fine, I did this for me, because I'm good at it, and I enjoy it." Breaking Zero, Re: Bad.

He chuckles. "Always the greedy one... But that's fine, I always liked you greed, that's why..."

He bows. "I shall help you in conquering this world, I owe you everything, because you are my everything." Save those words for Echidna please.

I wave him off. "Geez, a serious Lord Roswaal is rare..." I then give him a thumbs up. "But I appreciate it."

And so I and Roswaal watch as Beako and Echidna meet again, something that Beako has wished for four hundred years...

And something that Echidna probably doesn't really care about, but hey, at least she can fake it!

That has to count for something right? I mean parents faking love for their children is a classic! Wow, sudden mommy issues? Where did that come from?

Ah... I see, I'm traumatized because I haven't had sex with mommy Minerva yet! But soon! Very soon!

I Purplebaru face an issue... There's a guy sleeping atop of my thighs... That's bad! I don't like it!

Oh well, I'm willing to forgive him, because he's my bro, but did he really need to fall asleep atop of me?

We were discussing children just before he slept... Red haired kids huh? I... Won't do it.

Everyone always bullies the Purplebaru, oh look at this idiot who can't hold his points, laugh at him!

Well, I'm the one laughing at you! There's no one laughing at me, it's not like there's an audience here or something.

But I still won't use my points for something so stupid, it's not like I'm in need of woman, and besides I have very few points right now.

I pick up my phone, I just got 600 points... I got very few points right now.

I know where this is going let's be honest here! But it's Gameshark's fault he put this idea in my head!

I buy who I want to buy! The loli woman of my dreams! I also buy her a little extra... No memories though, the memories would ruin everything!

I, the incredibly intelligent and handsome have bought Eris Greyrat, and I have given her Gameshark's powers... Why? Fire Emblem Awakening, that's why.

This time there's no company mishap, a little girl just appears close to us, sleeping, her hair every bit as red as Gameshark's.

She's sleeping right now, once she wakes up she will be terrified and confused... How hot, but I must increase the confusion!

I wake up Gameshark. "Hey bro, your daughter from the future just showed up." He slowly wakes up.

He is giving me a strange look. "Sorry Subaru... What did you say?"

I point at Eris. "Your daughter from the future appeared out of nowhere and passed out."

Gameshark slowly looks at her, he then gets up and grabs his sword. "Ah... Reid said she really is a sword saint." And then he passes out again.

Sorry bro, but sometimes [Subaru Natsuki] must do a little prank!

AN: Wow surprise early chapter!? Anyways no chapter this weekend as usual, though I might update my other fic if I feel like it.

Also Satella has been caught, but she's still sealed and crazy, also the T10 is probably very debatable, but the beasts of FGO are also in that tier, so eh... She definitely on the lower side of the tier though.

Also protag-kun yoinked eris (from Mushoku Tensei), I know it's controversial... But I don't care! Let me write my porn fic, also I have some fun ideas of stuff to do with her, so I can only ask you to let me cook.

I might burn the dish though, even so I will try!