"Hey Gameshark, please wake up, preferably before she does..." Eris could wake up at any moment now!
The girl was still sleeping on the ground, it was kind of crazy to think about, but I had just changed her whole life on a whim.
Honestly I had changed a bunch of people's life's on a whim, after all I yoinked Eris, that meams Rudeus is now alone with Rujierd in the demon continent.
He's not gonna mature as much now that he doesn't need to take care of her, and there's no doubt that a bunch of other things will change as well.
But to be honest I don't care that much, I needed a cute red haired loli, and Eris fits the bill.
Can I make a loli layer cake now? Maybe... I have Carrot, Meili and Eris now.
What about Beako, Louis, Daphne and the Ryuzu's? They are all lolibabas, they don't count.
I give Gameshark's head little slaps. "Bro wake up, it's urgent." He can't let me stay close to a sleeping loli unsupervised!
His eyes slowly open. "Subaru...? I... Had the weirdest dream." Oh boy.
I give him a shaky smile. "I know where you are going with this, and no, it wasn't a dream." Eris is right here after all!
He gets up immediately. "What do you mean it wasn't a dream!?"
I point at Eris. "I mean your daughter from the future showed up, totally." The girl is still on the floor silent.
He looks at her with worry in his eyes, he then looks back at me. "How do you even know she's my daughter!?" Good question!
I nod to myself. "Um... She totally told me before she passed out, yeah, she appears and was like 'daddy I made it' then she went to sleep."
There's shock in his eyes. "There was no wind of untruth..." Thank you [Information Defense, truly.
He slowly walks towards her. "B-but my daughter...? That sounds insane!" That's because it is.
I nod. "Yeah, we need to question her to see what's what." And because I need to try my best to gaslight her.
He nods back. "Indeed, thankfully she doesn't seem hurt... Even if she did pass out." That's because she wasn't in a fight.
I walk towards her. "Let me check her body, to see if everything is okay." Gameshark nods and I hold the urge to molest Eris.
I do check her with healing magic, and she's fine, as expected. "Everything looks good bro." I wish I could feel up her cute boobs...
He sighs in relief. "That's good, I still don't completely believe that I am her father... But I wouldn't like if there was an innocent girl hurt.
Before I can respond, Eris's body starts to slowly shake, she's starting to wake up, so I look at Gameshark. "Get ready bro." He nods back.
Slowly Eris opens her eyes. "Rudeus...? Ghislaine...?" The first one has been cucked! The second one will be depressed!
I wave at her. "Rise and shine cutie..." She really does look super adorable, a powerful tsundere loli.
Gameshark sighs. "Do not call her a cutie Subaru." Sorry, I won't! In front of you...
Her eyes widen and she crawls back. "W-who are you two!? Where's Rudeus and Ghislaine!?" In another world.
Reinhard looks confused. "Huh? What is she talking about...?" What do you mean? She said it pretty clearly...
Wait, she isn't speaking our language! Shit I didn't think about it, but she obviously would only know the languages from Mushoku Tensei!
I can understand her because of Orsted, but there's no way Gameshark can...!
Actually scratch that, because as both of the redheads look confused suddenly something new enters Eris.
I can see Gameshark's eyes widening, just as I am seeing this with my Six Eyes he is seeing this with his [Divine Protection Of Judgment].
Eris Boreas Greyrat Van Astrea receives the [Divine Protection Of Language Mastery] from Od Laguna, no doubt the first of many cheats she will gather with time.
And now we can understand her. "You two tell me where I am already!" Also she tried to punch Gameshark out of frustration.
He didn't even move of course, he's millions of years ahead of her, so he just smiles. "D-don't you recognize me?" Oh no, he's asking questions!
She shakes head quickly. "Of course I don't!" She's still trying and failing to hurt him.
I make a sad face. "Oh no! The trauma must have gotten to her!" Yes, definitely the trauma.
Gameshark blinks in confusion. "The trauma?" He looks at the girl who's punching him. "She doesn't seem very traumatized."
I shake my head. "Trauma often induces victims to resort to violence quickly." Gameshark nods in understanding.
Eris is panting, she stops punching Gameshark... Also her voice has given me a boner that I'm now desperately trying to hide!
She looks up to Gameshark. "Who the heck are you guys!" I'm your boyfriend, and he's your father.
Gameshark seems genuinely worried. "Don't you remember me...? I'm your father, I think." Did you really have to add the 'I think' at the end!?
Eris steps back. "M-my father!? There's no way!" Stop ruining my dreams.
Gameshark seems confused, so I interject. "But that's what you told me before you passed out Eris... See you even told me your name."
Gameshark nods. "No wind of untruth... But there wasn't any when she said I'm not her father either..." Ignore her!
Eris points at me. "I-I didn't tell you anything! Don't go lying like that just because you're handsome!" Sorry Rudeus.
She crosses her arms. "Besides, the fact that you know my name doesn't mean anything! I'm a noble after all!"
Gameshark nods. "A noble? Does your lineage happen to commoner have red hair?" Not really...
Eris glares at him. "My mom does!" Gameshark gets a weird gleam on his eyes.
He smiles. "Oh, does she happen to be a fighter?" Of course not, Hilda Greyrat is just a normal boring noble lady.
In fact if one day she got teleported to the house of a fairly skilled man she could have been easily raped into submission.
Of course that doesn't matter to this situation at all, but I felt like bringing it up for some unexplainable reason.
Eris eye twitches. "She's not! Dad told her she would never have to worry about stuff like fighting!" Wow, how romantic of Philip. "Now tell me where I am already!"
Gameshark has a big smile. "Oh yeah? For real? Truly?" You ignored Eris comment about her location huh?
My bro puts his hand on her shoulder. "So what type of woman is your mother? How does she look?" What's with these weird questions!?
Eris looks equally as confused, but she still responds. "Well... She has flaming red hair! And it's really long and stuff... She's all elegant and cool looking, she has red eyes and... Big boobs! Rudeus never shuts up about them..."
I smirk. "Sounds like my type of woman..." Thankfully I know Eris will grow up to be even hotter.
Gameshark gives me a smile. "Oh yeah...? I suppose the red eyes are doable enough..." What are you talking about?
Eris is glaring at us. "New tell me where I am! I Already did the diplomacy thing Rudeus likes!" Oh, so that's why she is so cooperative.
Gameshark nods. "Of course Eris, we are at the manor of Roswaal L. Mathers, the court mage, you know of him correct?"
She shakes her head. "Never heard of him! Take me to him so I can kick his ass for causing that big explosion!"
Gameshark raises an eyebrow. "Explosion...? Sorry could you elaborate?"
She nods with a huff. "Yeah, Rudeus was about to show me some super cool water magic that makes tons of rain!"
She continues. "And then there was this weird guy that was super fast! A legendary hero apparently... He fought Ghislaine."
She spreads her hands. "And then there was a big mana explosion! And I woke up here, with you weirdos..."
She glares at me. "Well, I'll respect the guy that looks like if my mom was a guy, since he's strong, but not you!" What a Eris mindset.
Reinhard chuckles. "Actually he is as strong as I am..." Debatable... I'm stronger after all. "And my name is Reinhard Van Astrea, the Sword Saint... Does that ring any bells?"
She shakes her head. "Not at all! Never heard of your lame family!" Gameshark looks shocked. "And saint? Aren't you a bit too strong for that..."
She looks at the ground in shame. "Or maybe it's me who is too weak..." Nah, Reinhard is definitely a god ranked combatant.
He would most likely lose to a Orsted that has no curses, but I think he would win against everything else in that world... In a 1V1 of course.
I introduce myself as well. "And I'm Subaru Natsuki... Well, I already know your name, but could you introduce yourself little lady?"
She nods. "I'm Eris Boreas Greyrat! I'm an advanced-rank in the sword god style!" Oh, she's proudly stating her rank, how cute.
Gameshark raises an eyebrow. "Sword god style? I never heard of that..." Eris immediately looks confused.
I give him a smile. "You may have not heard of it, buy you definitely tested your skills against it Gameshark."
He looks at me. "I have? When did I do so my friend?"
I point at myself. "That's the style I use, one of them at least, as you can guess, it's pretty rare, only I should know, and yet she does..." I'm lying my ass off!
Gameshark gives me a serious look. "I see, even more proof... It's strange she doesn't recognize us, but trauma huh?"
Eris completely ignored our little chat, instead she's looking at me with a glare. "What's your rank!? Are you a saint like this guy!?" She points at Reinhard.
I chuckle. "Gameshark isn't Saint-Ranked Eris, his school of swordsmanship doesn't follow the same rules as ours..."
I put my finger to my chin. "But if I had to rank him... God-Ranked, no doubt." He's not as good as Reid, but no one is.
Eris widens her eyes. "No way! That's definitely a lie! Stop lying to me!" Suddenly something new enters Eris.
[Divine Protection Of Wind Reading] is granted to her, now no one can lie to Eris ever again, Od Laguna really is a caring guy.
She now has three amazing blessings, the Sword Saint one, the one about languages and this new one...
This is absurd, it's already a miracle when a person is born with a weak blessing, and she has two useful ones and a godly one already.
I shrug. "Believe what you wish to Eris... As for me, I'm Emperor-Ranked in sword god, Emperor-Ranked in water god, and Advanced-Ranked in north god." I'm not counting Juuzou's bullshit for this of course.
She takes a step back in shock. "M-monster... There's no way! You're lying again!" I'm not, I'm just built differently, as in, I cheat a lot.
I wave her off. "Let's deal with the whole strength debacle later, for now let me clarify something..."
I smile. "Roswaal did not cause this explosion, but I have an idea who most likely did."
Both her and Gameshark looks shocked, she excitedly asks. "Y-you do!? Then tell me already!"
I give her a thumbs up. "It was probably... The Devil of Greed!" Actually he didn't cause the explosion, but he did bring you here!
Eris scrunchies her eyebrows togethed. "Devil of Greed huh...? I never hea-" She's interrupted by Gameshark.
"How can you be so sure my friend?" I'm not, I'm making shit up as I go and hoping you dumbasses fall for it.
I give him a confident smile. "Isn't it obvious? Think about the man we just defeated... The Arch-Bishop of Greed..."
I continue. "Everything must have started here, and Eris came back in time to change the horrible future!" Fire Emblem Awakening!
"The explosion probably wasn't the last thing she saw, it's just the last thing she remembers, since it was such a traumatic event."
Gameshark nods. "That does make sense, but it still feels like a leap of logic, shouldn't we question her more?"
I look at Eris. "Quick, think of the most evil guy you know and then say his name!" Please don't be Rudeus... Or me.
She shouts the answer. "It's gotta be Laplace! The demon king! He conquered like half the world!"
Gameshark's eyes widen. "Laplace? I never heard of him and yet he conquered half the world...?"
I nod towards Gameshark. "It must totally be repressed memories! This Laplace guy is probably the Devil of Greed! Just think about it, demon and devil sound pretty similar right!?"
Gameshark nods. "You're making an awful amount of sense Subaru."
Eris shakes her head. "Both of you are speaking nonsense! Who even are you guys? Why am I here?" We already introduced ourselves.
I give her a headpat, surprisingly enough she blushes. "Don't worry Eris, everything is gonna be fine, the big explosion was caused by a really evil guy."
Eris looks to the ground blushing. "O-okay... so you're telling me Laplace caused the explosion?" Yes, definitely.
Gameshark looks at me patting the blushing Eris and nods to himself. "As expected of a father..." You're the father here though.
Actually, scratch that, a bunch of my waifus are pregnant right now, in fact one of my Subaru is currently hugging Frederica.
I want to drink her titty milk! Please go through the process of pregnancy faster honey! Your dear Subaru needs it!
Suddenly Eris punches me, it doesn't hurt, as expected. "Stop it with that face!" Oh? Nobody has talked shit about my face in a while.
Gameshark looks shocked. "Eris don't lay your hand on him!" It's fine, that's just how she is, mostly because of her grandfather.
I shrug. "What's wrong with my face? I'm pretty handsome right?" The second most handsome man alive apparently.
She blushes and crosses her arms. "You were doing a Rudeus face..." That explains it, she's familiar with my kind.
She points at me. "And don't go getting cocky just because you're handsome and super strong and stuff!" Sorry I will be getting cocky.
Gameshark smiles. "A girl always admires her father huh?" You're jealous or something? Sorry, but you just can't compete.
Still Eris is acting a bit strange, I would expect her to freak out more, specially since we have been kind of ignoring her questions...
But I have an idea why that is, firstly it's because of Gameshark, he just has a calming presence after all.
And the second reason is me, because of the company she should be in love with me right now.
I doubt she even realizes, Eris struggled with love even in her adulthood, and only admitted she loves Rudeus after she became an adult... By her world standards.
But even after that she struggled to express herself, she's the definition of stupid swordsman deeply in love, just like Wilhelm.
I smirk towards Eris. "Don't worry I can back up my arrogance." I'm the strongest after all.
Eris shakes her head. "Whatever, just don't say I didn't warn you! Rudeus always said overconfidence is a slow and... Something." That little shit.
I chuckle. "Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer." Based Rudeus imparting true wisdom on lolis.
Eris smiles. "Yeah! That's what Rudeus usually said..." Her smile died at the end, as if she realized something.
Gameshark makes a thinking pose. "So you even know sayings from the place where she came from...?
He continues. "The evidence pile continues to increase, most likely this Rudeus person heard that from you in the first place."
I nod towards him. "Yeah, definitely, maybe I even taught him a thing or two." I have no idea how I can keep this narrative going, but I'm gonna try my best!
Eris grits her teeth. "Enough of you guys running circles through me! Explain what's going on already!"
It's time for me to face the music. "Gameshark is your parent from the future, you traveled back in time once Laplace did his big explosion."
She looks supremely shocked, I continue. "Everyone and everything you knew and loved is gone, forever, but that's fine, because with you here we can prevent that awful future from happening."
Eris stays silent for a moment... She then tries punching me. "Stop with the crap! You're talking nonsense again!" Yep, I'm trying to gaslight you.
She starts crying. "Just stop and take me to Rudeus and Ghislaine already..." Now I feel bad, I gotta put a smile on that loli face!
Before I can do anything Reinhard hugs her. "I'm sorry we failed you Eris! I'm sorry!" He got really into it!?
Eris is struggling in his hug. "Failed at what!? You guys need to stop acting crazy!" Sorry, but I convinced Gameshark to believe in my schizo theory.
Gameshark just tightens his hug. "This time I'll defeat him! I promise Eris! I won't slack around anymore!"
Gameshark looks at me. "Subaru we must increase our training if we are supposed to fight this Laplace, no doubt he's an unstoppable monster..." But I hate training.
Eris looks shocked. "You guys are going to fight Laplace!? For real!? Let me join!" Shut up small Goku, you can't take Carrots place!
Seriously this shounen protag... Eris must never meet Garfiel, if she does that might mean the end of the world.
Ah... She's probably gonna surpass poor Garfiel pretty quickly, I have to find some way to buff my little apprentice.
Maybe I could throw a template at him too? But that would be lame, I can't fuck with my action figures to that extent.
Well, I did buy one for Eris and one for Cocksleeve, but those are different, they aren't from this world after all.
I ignore Eris and reluctantly give Gameshark a thumbs up. "Yeah, we're gonna train..." It's about time I got a handle in all my Orsted stuff.
I look at Eris. "Anyways, let's drag this little gremlin back home." I can't rape her in the middle of the forest.
Eris shouts at me. "Gremlin!? I'm not! You're the gremlin!" Very mature... Well, she is a loli after all.
Gameshark looks shocked. "Eris don't call Subaru a gremlin! Also he's right, let's take you to the margrave's residence... The future days will be busy."
He continues. "Not only do we need to report the attack of the Witch's Cult, but I will also need to report this..."
He scratches his cheek. "My daughter from the future huh? That's bound to cause a commotion and considering she inherited my blessings..."
He smiles. "Well, at least we now know the name of our enemy, Laplace, a vile being that will conquer the world if given the chance."
Eris sighs. "You guys are the weirdest group of weirdos I have ever met, both of you are massive idiots!" I'm the only idiot here, well Gameshark is too.
She points at Gameshark. "You're not my dad from the past or whatever, so stop with all the crap!"
Gameshark looks saddened, so I defend my boy. "What proof do you have that he is not your father?"
She looks down to the ground. "Well... You see... He's not my parent! He's not! He's not! He's not!" Oh, I have dealt with this type of creature before.
I smile. "Yeah, he isn't."
She immediately grins. "He is! Stupid!" She blushes. "Ah! I'm stupid..." Sorry Eris, but you're correct on that one.
She goes from ashamed to angry and tries punching me. "Stop acting like that!" I block her punch.
Gameshark sighs. "She doesn't seem to be lying, but it could be the result of trauma, if she believes it to be true my blessing won't notice after all."
He smiles. "So this adorable girl is definitely my daughter from the future, she came here to stop a great evil because she has a courage heart."
He continues. "Sadly she lost her memories in the trip, after she passed out, yes, it's can't be helped." Who are you trying to convince!? Yourself!?
Eris goes to scream at him, but I give her a classic anime neck chop and she falls asleep again.
Gameshark gives me a curious looks. "What was that for Subaru?" Because if this kept going she would have reveled my lies!
I smile. "She seemed to be losing herself on her horrible trauma, so I thought putting her to sleep would be the better move right now."
He nods. "I see, I don't know if I agree with that, but I'll trust you for now Subaru, so are we taking her back to the mansion?"
I nod back. "Yeah, she can stay there, we will also need to inform the others of who she is..." Before Eris herself convinces them that she's not Gameshark's daughter.
She's just a kid, so if everyone is telling her something she's bound to believe it eventually, after all how can everyone be wrong?
I plan on horribly gaslighting this girl until she doesn't even know what's real anymore, all for a prank... Truly amazing.
Gameshark picks her up. "It will be quite the tale to tell... Hopefully everyone believes us." Yeah, but my Subaru charms can convince them.
I point at myself. "Don't worry Gameshark, nothing a little rizz can't fix!" Besides everyone on the mansion already likes me anyways.
This will be a piece of cake!
"Subarubaru please return the child you and the Sword Saint stole from some random village." Never!
I sigh. "I'm telling you, she's Gameshark's kid from the future... Who came here to save the world from a evil demon king." It's super believable right?
BGR scowls. "We really don't have the time to deal with this Subarubaru, specially with all the trouble you already brought home today." She's talking about the witches of course.
Everyone is currently in the mansion socializing, that includes them and everyone already noticed they are a bunch of weirdos.
Gameshark defends me. "Please Ram, this is not Subaru's fault, no one could have predicted this, I know it sounds unbelievable..."
Gameshark looks at the door. "But there's no doubt that the child that is sleeping in one of the mansion's rooms is mine."
He sighs. "She has the blessing of the Sword Saint after all, now if she was something like a distant cousin... She wouldn't have it."
He continues. "There can only ever be one Sword Saint, but now there are two, the only possible reason for that is time manipulation."
BGR eye twitches. "We can definitely think of another reason for that if we try hard enough, so please do Reinhard-Sama."
Roswaal interjects. "Please Ram, hoooold your temper, there's no reason to doubt Subaruuuu-Sama." Thank you clown man.
Echidna smirks. "Indeed, my beloved would never lie for his amusement." She hugs me from behind.
At that moment both Gameshark and Ros-Chi blush for some reason, Ram just keeps scowling however.
BGR snarks back. "Subarubaru would definitely lie for his amusement, specially if it allowed him to get his hands on another young girl..." Lies and slander! I would never do that!
Okay, I would definitely do that, in fact I have done that, but as you said, it is amusing me, so please stop calling me out on it.
Gameshark gives her a comforting smiles. "Don't worry Ram, my blessings told me Subaru wasn't lying." They also told you Eris wasn't lying, but you chose to take my side for some reason.
Ram goes to interject, but Echidna stops her. "It doesn't truly matter, there will be proof of my beloved's claims once the girl wakes up." No! It's just gonna prove that I'm a big fat liar!
Ram rolls her eyes. "But apparently she can't remember things correctly due to trauma, isn't that right Subarubaru?"
I nod enthusiastically. "Yeah, so sadly there can't be a true confirmation of whether I'm lying or not."
She rolls her eyes again. "You're definitely lying, I know the man that has put his seed in my womb." Gameshark and Roswaal are blushing again.
I look on the ground. "I'm not lying... Trust me please!" Or at least accept my lie! Act like an idol fan!
Roswaal gets up. "I truuuuust you with everything Subaruuuuuu-Sama!" Thank you Ros-Chi!
Gameshark nods. "I also completely trust you Subaru, you may be a bit of a jokester, but you wouldn't trick me like this." Sorry Gameshark!
Ram sighs. "I'm surrounded by idiots..." She sighs again. "One of these idiots impregnated me..." And I plan to do it again and again!
Echidna chuckles. "Don't worry maid, like I said, the awakening of the girl will reveal everything... So there's no need to worry."
Ram frowns at her. "And like I said, the girl won't remember anything, because there's nothing to remember."
Echidna shakes her head. "Maybe for now, but her memories should come back with time, reality replacing fantasy." But she really doesn't have memories though!
Echidna notices my panic and whispers in my ear. "Don't worry my beloved, I shall help you in this little play." How!?
She continues. "One can shape memories after all, the girl will wake up with new ones, courtesy of me..."
"Now I know you would hate to rush things, but it will be a slow process, at first only one memory or two..."
"But eventually she will begin to wonder if she even ever lived in that world in the first place, Eris Van Astrea will consume Eris Boreas Greyrat, slowly but surely."
Ah, I want to impregnate Echidna, right now I'm using all of my willpower to not turn her into a mother immediately.
Sociopathic women are too good, I'm truly glad I managed to get a Harley Quinn, the world would be a better place without her, but my dick would be a sadder cock.
Ram seems suspicious. "What are you two whispering about? Answer me Subarubaru."
I smirk. "We were just talking about how I'll plant a new seed inside of Echidna, if you catch my drift."
Ram sighs. "Just remember that you already impregnated me and Rem... And Frederica, raising a child is expensive."
Roswaal makes a panting noise. "I for oooone, completely support the idea, go for it Subaruuuu-Sama." We ignore him.
I raise a hand. "Actually Ram, there is another person pregnant... Sorry, it was a spontaneous decision."
Ram glares at me. "Who? Let me guess Lady Emilia is carrying your child... I guess I will prepare to fight Puck-Sama." I'm happy you're willing to defend me.
I shake my head. "Nope, it's someone else." Mili had only ever given me a blowjob, she hasn't even kissed me yet.
Ram seems relieved. "That's one less problem... Then you impregnated Shaula I'm guessing?" Not yet, but soon.
I shrug. "Actually it was one of those half-elves I brought along, the one named Lyra." Everyone was surprised with their existence.
But Mili seemed really happy, she had even decided to not sleep with me tonight, since she wanted to have a pajama party with them.
It sounds kinda childish, but that's part of Mili's appeal... Well in the end she's still going to sleep with me, since Lyra will too.
My bed is getting really crowded, and I also have my other waifus to think about... Like Louis who has taken Meili's place in the dungeon.
Fortuna is also restrained of course, but her bindings are more relaxed, because she's much more cooperative.
But thinking about sleeping with waifus, it's unfair that only some get the privilege of the Subaru body pillow...
And I should also keep an eye on the more troublesome ones at night, like Daphne and Minerva for example.
Maybe I should use the Four Swords? That still might not be enough Subaru's but it's a start.
Ram gives me an incredulous look. "How long ago did you meet this Lyra, Subarubaru?" Good question.
I smile. "I met her today actually." I also raped her into submission today.
The whole room seems shocked for some reason that I can't understand, the only thing I said was that I impregnated a girl I met today.
Oh, I see the problem, yes that might have been a bit of a rash decision, but in my defense, it was really hot.
Ram glares at me. "Give me my love back Subarubaru, you do not deserve it." Sorry BGR!
I bow. "My apologies, but to be fair... Well, there's no excuse, but I promise to... Actually I don't promise anything.
Ram just keeps glaring at me. "Really Subarubaru, that's it?" Yes, that's it.
I shrug. "In my defense it was love at first sight." Her goth elf aesthetic truly captured the attention of my penis as soon as I laid eyes on her.
Ram sighs. "That's no defense, but I suppose I knew what I was getting into when I involved myself with you." Sorry Ram, but you're misremembering.
You didn't choose to involve yourself with me, I raped you with the help of your sister and broke your mind with my cheats.
Still I smile. "Thanks Goddess Ram, but please give Lyra a chance too, she's a good girl." I will tolerate no harem bullying.
Ram smiles back. "I don't know how to feel about a girl that easy, but I'll speak with her later..." She isn't easy, in fact both of you are in the same boat.
The SS Rape, the most powerful of ships, it's abilities include molestation and sexual assault, and you can't forget about the rape.
It's a very simple ship really, but it gets the job done, so I like it.
Roswaal smiled. "In the end it doesn't matter, Subaruuuu-Sama can do as he pleases in my maaaansion." Thank you yet again!
His smile disappears. "Still with all of these things haaaappening so close to each other... A stoooorm is brewing."
He looks at me. "Enjoy your breeeeak while you can Subaruuuuu-Sama."
Don't worry Ros-Chi, after all I am the storm that is approaching, I'm causing all the evil shit... But you're right, I might as well take a break.
I have so many girls to impregnate after all, so many Oyakodons to eat! This is truly a paradise for [Subaru Natsuki]!
AN: Now we can get back to the slife of life stuff for a while.