"So... Hey." I'm awkwardly staring at my mom in this densely packed room, I don't really know what to say.
She smiles. "Hello Subaru." I think she might also be feeling awkward. "So where are we?" Definitely not in Japan, that's for sure.
I scratch my head. "In another world, Lugunica, the dragon kingdom, to be more specific."
Mili's eyes widen. "A-another world!?" Right, she still thinks I'm a battle hungry Vollachian, and not a isekai protagonist.
Beako gives her a serious look, but it's seriousness is kind of diminished by the fact that she still has bunny ears and a bunny tail.
She changed into more normal looking clothes, but the animal parts will only disappear after a few hours.
They are real after all, as expected of Echidna. "Bubby's daughter, keep what is said inside this room a secret, I suppose." That would probably be for the best.
Echidna is not here by the way, both because she's really tired, and because Naoko would probably immediately vomit upon seeing her.
I will need to introduce the two to each other eventually, but that can wait until mom regains her bearings.
Mili hesitantly nods to Beako's order. "Okay, I know Subaru always knows best, so I'll just listen for now."
Naoko sighs. "So this is a different world? You didn't run away, or get kidnapped? It was the work of a truck all along?"
Shaula steps back in shock. "Ah! A truck! Master always told me they were dangerous! Yep! Also that I should look both ways before crossing a street, yup!"
What street!? You live in a medieval land, who's going to run you over!? A carriage!? Actually maybe that could happen...
Naoko ignores her and keeps staring at me, so I respond her question. "Yeah, I didn't run away of anything, I got isekai'd, cheats and all."
She seems happy. "Ahh, I'm sorry you had to go through the same experience as-" She suddenly cuts herself off. "Never mind."
I give her an awkward smile. "By the way, I didn't get hit by a truck, I actually did get kidnapped." Sort of...
The truth is that I was technically isekai'd into your son's body, and then I was kidnapped by his girlfriend and thrown into this world.
Her eyes widen in surprise. "That's... Was it a evil devil king? Or is this some sort of subversion thingy? Oh, I hate those."
She continues. "Actually the girl that's dressed Inappropriately recognized a truck, is this a class isekai!?
She's getting more into it as time goes on. "Oh no! Is your cheat the worst one so they bullied you over it, but then it turns out that it was the strongest!?"
When you think about it, sort off... At least in canon that is, Subaru was someone who fought with conventionally stronger cheaters, but he wins because [Return By Death] is secretly really good.
Mili completely ignores Naoko's comments, instead she blushes. "Wow, she has pretty eyes just like Subaru." I see you have a type.
I sigh. "No there wasn't any class bullying involved." I know this is a sore topic for her, and for Kenichi as well.
Both of them had assumed Subaru was getting bullied, and that's why he wanted to quit school.
I had some heavy, awful memories of it. [Subaru Natsuki] loathing of himself had only increased when he admitted that no, he wasn't getting bullied, he just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
Geez, I went and stole the body of the most depressed teenager to ever be a depressed teenager.
I look to the ceiling. "Ah, and the person who kidnapped me was a..." I look at Mili and hesitate.
Should I really confess that the Witch of Envy brought me here? Mili obviously would be very... surprised by it.
I give mother a serious look. "Someone named Satella, also known as the Witch of Envy."
Beako and Shaula don't seem to be that surprised, but Mili covers her mouth in shock, this must be unbelievable to her.
But Naoko doesn't have a big reaction at all. "I don't know who that is at all..." Well, that makes sense.
Mili grits her teeth. "Subaru what do you mean the Witch of Envy kidnapped you!?" She did it because she was thirsting over me.
I shrug. "It's true, she's the one that picked me up from my original world." I then look at Naoko. "Oh, the Witch of Envy is like the big sealed demon lord of this world."
Naoko nods. "Oh, that sounds bad, why did she do that?" Because my past self had too much rizz.
Beako sighs. "I believe Betty can answer that rather easily, I suppose. It's because Betty's Subaru is a reincarnation of the sage, I suppose."
Mili sighs in relief. "Oh, I completely forgot about that! I'm rea~lly relieved right now." How much of an airhead are you!?
Shaula laughs. "Princess is lost as usual huh? That's why she's cute though, yep!" I have to agree with you on that one.
Naoko gives me a confused look. "Reincarnation? What are they talking about Subaru?"
I give her an awkward smile. "Turns out some past me or something came here and became a hero, I'm his reincarnation apparently."
I continue. "He was also dating Satella, which is why the Witch of Envy kidnapped me."
Her eyes widen. "Wait! So all this time you were secretly an old man." I'm secretly an old man right now!
I shake my head. "No, I don't have any of my memories of the past." I might start getting them now that I'm collecting witch factors though.
She sighs in relief. "Wow, for a second I thought an old man sucked on my boobs as a baby." Ah yes, the biggest fear a mom can have, her baby actually being a perverted old man.
Burn in hell Rudeus! You deserve having your waifu stolen! Though I guess I can't say anything, I'm definitely much worse after all.
She gives me a concerned look. "So are you okay Subaru? Are you safe? Happy?" Those are certainly questions.
I nod. "I'm okay, I have a bunch of friend and even a job, and like... it's a really good job, I'm the bodyguard of a princess."
I smile. "As for being safe... Yeah, I'm safe, I've grown really strong, I know you understand isekai tropes, so you know why."
I continue. "And I'm happy, like I said, I have a bunch of friends and stuff, and I feel fulfilled in my personal pursuits." Those pursuits being rape of course!
Naoko smiles. "That's great Subaru! If you're happy then I'm happy as well." Cute! Well, I shouldn't be thinking like this about her, but...
Sorry [Subaru Natsuki, but my penis overpowers your existence, so we are going to be dicking her down.
Naoko looks around the room. "So... Who are these people? Are they your friends?" They are my mind rape victims!
Mili bows. "I'm Emilia, it's a pleasure to meet you Miss Naoko! Also I'm carrying your grandchild in my belly." Ah.
Beako huffs. "And I'm Betty, in fact. I'm also pregnant with your son's child, I suppose." Please remember that you're a loli.
Shaula smiles. "And I'm Shaula! Yup!" She then glares at Beako. "And I'm not pregnant yet, cheating little Ankle Biter...! Yep!"
Naoko immediately gives me a flat stare, I can only look towards the ground in shame. "Um... Beako is actually four hundred years old, so it's okay." The classic excuse.
Her flat stare turns into a panicked one. "My son is dating a pedophile!?" Don't say that! It sounds really bad, so say shotacon instead! Also I'm the pe- lolicon here!
Then everything that was just said hits Naoko like thunder, I guess her mind just processed everything.
She puts her hands on her head. "Ah! My son got isekai'd by some weird super powerful yandere! He hasn't even finished high school yet!" Hey! I kinda did as [Satoru Gojo, even if it was one focused on killing curses!
She continues. "My poor baby had to find himself a job on medieval land! And now he's involved with the politics of royalty! I've seen Game of Thrones, I know how it is!" You definitely don't!
Her face is stuck in terror. "And he impregnated two girls!" She looks at me. "Do you know how hard it is to raise a child!? One!? Raising two must be a true nightmare!" I can only stay silent."
She glares at Beako, the yin spirit jumps back. "Actually, I shouldn't blame Subaru, it's this monster's fault! Taking advantage of my poor baby! You weird four hundred year old bunny thing!" Beako is also shocked into silence.
She looks at Mili. "Oh my gosh you have elf ears, you are an elf! That means you must be a pedo too!" Didn't you arrive at this conclusion too soon!? "Why does my son attract the scum of the scum!?"
Mili looks down. "B-but being an elf has nothing to do with being a predator... And I'm not that old either..." It really depends on who you ask!
Mili goes ignored as Naoko shifts her attention to Shaula. "It's like you're the only normal one here, since you also came from earth... Actually there's isn't anything normal about you!"
She continues. "Why are you talking about pregnancy so casually!? And what's with that outfit!? We aren't on a desert you know!?" She was! "How fast did you abandon your normal world fashion sense!?"
Shaula makes a shocked face. "Ah she's shit talking my drip!" Why did Flugel teach you that word!? "Now that I won't allow, yep! Since master picked these clothes!"
Naoko looks at me. "Please tell me you're not her master Subaru, don't look into my eyes and tell me that you already completely lost yourself in degeneracy."
I did! Sorry! "Ah, actually it wasn't me who picked these clothes..." Naoko sighs of relief. "It was past me, also Shaula met him since she's also around four hundred years old."
Naoko immediately points at Shaula. "Another predator!? Leave my son alone! Do I need to call the police!?" You won't find the police here... "Of course I need to! There are a bunch of weirdos taking advantage of my son!"
Naoko starts screaming. "Police help! Or guards!" Ah, she remembered we are on a isekai... "My son is being abused by some truly shameless women!"
Shaula frowns. "Geez, this is an insult, yup." Sorry Shaula, mom doesn't know I'm secretly the ped- lolicon here. "I mean, clearly I'm older than master, yep, I exude immense big sister aura, yep!"
So you got offended by her not realizing you're a ped- shotacon sooner!? What kind of twisted logic do you work on!?
Beako's eye twitches as mom keeps calling for help. "Betty did not expect this, in fact." She sighs. "Though not every mother can be as perfect as Betty's, I suppose." Naoko is miles better than Echidna!
Though I really shouldn't be insulting Echidna's parenting skills now that she's pregnant with my child...
Actually I should be insulting them more! Please raise our beautiful son or daughter with more care than your last attempt!
She's lucky Beako is a walking mother complex, or I imagine her life would have ended with a daughter versus mother revenge story.
Mili's face is worried. "Please call down Miss Naoko! There's no need to panic, everything is okay." The elf's voice is comforting and firm.
That's because Mili is used to dealing with crazy mothers at this point. A part of that is due to Minerva of course, who spends a bunch of time with Mili... Even if she hasn't told Mili the truth yet.
And another part is due to Fortuna. Mili makes sure to visit her mother everyday, both alone and with friends.
That said, Fortuna hasn't made much progress recovering her sanity yet... It's hard to break so many years of madness without the power of cock.
Naoko glares at Mili. "Don't tell me to calm down! You're the damn predator here! Taking advantage of my son's innocence and purity!" I'm neither innocent or pure, but I appreciate the sentiment.
Mili shakes her head. "Miss Naoko, I'm not much older than Subaru at all..." That's true, since I'm much older than you.
Naoko keeps her glare up. "As if I would believe that! I know all elf's are ancient beings who pounce on the first guy that's available!"
Mili covers her mouth in shock. "So there are other people who believe in Lyra's theories!?" I see you're focusing on the pouncing part!
Mili then shakes her head. "Wait, that doesn't matter right now... Even if Lyra might be right if there are other people who agree with her..." Please don't get corrupted!
Mili continues. "Anyways, I'm not ancient at all! While I did get frozen for a whi~le, like say about a hundred years..."
Mili smiles. "My body's age is actually around nineteen years old! Basically I matured while frozen!" And you matured very nicely! Thank you Minerva! Thank you random elf dad!
Mili scratches her head in embarrassment. "Though my actual mental age is around fifteen years old... That's how much time I spent unfrozen after all."
Naoko gives me a questionnaire look, so I nod. "Yeah, she's telling the truth, Mili over here is not some ancient being." Shaula and Beako definitely are however!
Naoko's eyes widen. "Subaru, you knocked up a fifteen year old girl!?" Ah, we are never leaving this topic, are we? "Damn it! This is why you can't leave a seventeen year old alone!"
Hey, don't blame teenage horniness, because I'm not a teenager. I, an being who makes Shaula and Beako look like babies decided to impregnate this naive girl.
Not that she's pregnant of course, since we only kissed. Be relieved, heroes of justice! For I only had oral and anal sex with this girl that thinks kisses make babies. Truly I'm a paragon.
Mili pouts. "I-I know some might say I'm too young to be a mother..." Everyone will say that! "But I will try my best! I understand the importance of a life, so for me this is even more important than the royal selection."
Naoko raises an eyebrow. "Sorry, but there are no arguments you can make that will calm me down. Seriously, do condoms not exist here or something!?"
They probably have some methods of contraceptive, maybe even a magical one, but I refuse to ever use them! Anime women were made to be impregnated!
Naoko continues. "And royal selection? Are you also involved with royalty? Wait... that girl with no shame called you a princess..."
She continues, this time there is panic in her voice. "Oh my god! My son with no rank in nobility knocked up a princess! Oh no! Both of you will get red wedded!"
You definitely have been watching too many series ever since I left! Hasn't dad been taking care of you!? He knows you can get too much into TV if left unchecked!
I sigh. "Mom, no one is gonna red wed us, it's fine..." I'm definitely gonna be super careful when I marry Mili! You never know what the nobility is thinking.
She glares at me. "That's exactly what the victim of a red wedding would think! I mean how popular of a couple are you two!?
She continues. "There's no way people like it! I mean, you also being attacked by those two predators, and I doubt they would be okay with a lover of a royal practicing polygamy!"
She makes a thinking face, and then she seemingly remembers something. "Besides, you told me you're a bodyguard for royalty! I'm guessing it's this girl who you're supposed to be defending..."
She covers her face with her hands. "My son was sleeping on the job! And not in the lazy way! He was actually sleeping with the woman he is supposed to work for!"
I give her a comforting smile. "It's fine mom, I'm actually really popular right now. That's because I stopped an attack from a big terrorist group."
And that terrorist group happens to worship someone who looks just like Mili, making her really hated... Shit, they might actually try to red wed us!
Oh well, I don't think people around here would do something that dark... But even if they did, I'm way too powerful, and worst case scenario I can always use [Return By Death].
It would be no exaggeration to call [Subaru Natsuki] invincible in this world. As long as his will doesn't break, he will never lose.
I have his powers, and the powers of many others. I'm not just a cheat character, I'm a character who modded other series powers into his skills.
Her eyes widen. "You fought a terrorist group!? Did they hurt you!? Are okay!? Was it an attack on your magical school!?"
I roll my eyes. "That trope didn't happen thankfully, I hate it. I'm fine, don't worry, I have isekai powers, and even if they did hurt me... I can regenerate."
Mili makes a questioning face. "What are those Subaru? Are they why you're so strong?" Oh no! She's figuring out that I'm not special at all!
If I was a common isekai protagonist this would be the part where I lament my weakness and realize I haven't changed a bit from my neet days.
Thankfully I'm not, so I don't mind explaining it to her... And also, I was wrong before, the common isekai protagonist never faces reality!
I give Mili a smile. "Yeah, I got a bunch of powers as a consequence of being teleported to this world."
I continue. "Isekai means being transported to another world, that's why I have some cool superpowers like my eye stuff."
I scratch my head, it's a little bit embarrassing to admit I have been lying to her. "Sorry, but I actually don't come from a special family at all, I just got lucky."
Well, so did people who got born into super special shounen families, I suppose. Though Gameshark would disagree, him and his tragic backstory.
Mili crosses her arms, a frown on her face. "Were you ever going to tell me the truth Subaru? I thought you weren't a liar..." I'm definitely a liar!
I nod. "I was eventually, mostly because I plan on figuring out how to travel to other worlds and then... visit them with you." That's true, though I already know how to do that.
Mili blushes and smiles. "Then it's fine! You were just being rea~lly shy huh? That's rare coming from you, it almost makes you look like a cute young boy, specially with your appearance."
What about my appearance screams young boy!? Though I'm not surprised you like it, since your secret identity is the [Shotamancer].
Actually I shouldn't be saying that type of stuff to Mili, I'm the one who impregnated a loli the other day, and she wasn't secretly super old like Beako either. Sorry Meili!
Naoko raises a hand. "So you're isekai powers are super broken? You never got hurt too bad right? So there was no need to use your regeneration..."
How cute, she's worried about how I would feel if I had to regenerate from wounds. "Yeah, I basically never get hurt in fights."
I have actually gotten hurt pretty badly before, like that time Elsa gut me, or that other time I let Elsa gut me! I also let a legendary witch eat my body for what felt like days!
It's fine though, I'll would do it all over again for that assassusy and glutussy! I might have problems... And I obviously won't tell Naoko about them.
Still this makes me feel horrible about canon Naoko, she doesn't even know that her son is constantly suffering horrible things that would break the mind of most people.
I should be careful when she eventually meets Cocksleeve, specially since I want to teach them the merits of incest oyakodon.
Naoko smiles. "That's good, though I don't know how to feel about you fighting in the first place. I mean when you were young you would always lose fights with the other kids."
She continues. "And you could never beat your father in a wrestling match either, I remember you being quite frustrated about it."
I smile. "Yeah, but I'm quite confident I have surpassed dad at this point." Even Kenichi Natsuki can't beat me! Even if [Subaru Natsuki] is screaming that he can!
I continue. "So how is dad anyways?" Naoko immediately makes a distressed face. "Ah, I didn't really think about it... But you two got separated huh?"
I smirk. "Don't worry about it, I can figure out some sort of portal system that lets us go back to our world... I think."
I sigh. "It's embarrassing to admit, but it was actually me who brought you here... By accident! I got some new cheat power, and I'm still learning how to control it."
Hopefully I can make some sort of two way permanent gate using the powers of the [Darkness Devil] and [Y Ddraig Goch].
Well, fucking Naoko with Kenichi around will definitely be super hard, but it's fine, I'll figure something out...
I don't want to make him too sad, so maybe I can make him fall out of love with her, and then fall in love with random villager number two thousand?
Naoko frowns. "There's no need to bring me back to our world Subaru." Ah!? Is dad sleeping on the couch!? "Kenichi died." Oh.
I don't know how to feel about that to be honest. Death is unfair I guess, I wish I could have at least talked with him...
But I'm even more unfair than death! So I can just bring him back one of these days! There's plenty of resurrection powers out there!
To my surprise I'm hugged by Mili. "Subaru...! I'm sorry, you must feel horrible right now!" Oh right, she doesn't know I'm a heartless monster!
I hug her back. "Yeah, thanks Mili..." I look over her shoulder to stare at Naoko. She must be feeling pretty awful about her husband dying.
And as expected her expression is completely blank... Hey, silver lining, now she has something to bond over with Mili's crazy mothers! Though I guess Geuse is technically alive...
Shaula also hugs me, though from behind. "Ah! I'm sorry you have to go through losing a parent, yup! I know it's horrible, yep!" You're talking about my death huh?
She continues. "I-I...! Anal is back on the table! But just because you're grieving, yep!" Please learn how to read the room!
Naoko's broken expression shifts to shock for a moment, but she quickly erases the image of her son having anal sex from her mind and goes back to grieving.
Beako hugs me from the side. "Betty is sorry you have to experience this, I suppose. It's unfair, in fact." Ah, another one of the my parent died gang. Damn you anime!
Still, now I'm being hugged by three cute girls! Thanks for dying dad! Actually, sorry you died, I'll bring you back eventually!
"Are you sure you want to be here Subaru?" Mili gives me a comforting smile. "Don't you want to spend time with your mother as well?"
She continues. "Besides, I know you must feeling pretty awful, so I won't judge if you want to lock yourself into your room and cry for a month."
She gives me a serious look, even if she's blushing. "A-and if you need me to be there, I will! I rea~lly will!"
I sigh. "It's fine Mili, I have a clone staying with mother, I'm actually Bluebaru right now." That makes it sound like I have become the concept of blue balls themselves.
I continue. "And there's no need for me to lock myself up in my room... So don't worry, I'm not going to steal you away from your own mother."
Everyone has been treating me like I'm made of glass after the revelation my father died. It has been a pretty weird.
Gameshark actually told me to hug a red faced Eris and remind myself that the future has hope...
What is that supposed to mean bro!? Though I'm glad you think your daughter is an elixir to sadness...
Though I'm actually secretly happy that they're showing their support! Everyone knows a true friend helps you grieve, so that means our bonds are real.
Mili gives me a sad smile. "Subaru... You grieving isn't going to steal me from my mother."
She grabs one of my hands with both of hers and gives it a reassuring squeeze... How lewd! Is this the anal sex of hand holding!?
She continues. "I love you Subaru, so I don't want you to be sad... No, that isn't right... What I meant is that I don't mind supporting you through this sadness."
The half-elf has tears in the corner of her eyes. "Feel free to be sad for as much time as you want Subaru, I won't leave you alone during it, even if it takes all of eternity." EMT!
Mili's angel status aside, why do I feel like she's more affected by this than I am!? I guess she can relate to losing a father...
I nod. "Thanks Mili, don't worry, I'm going to grieve my own way..." I'm not going to grieve at all! But she definitely won't believe me if I say that.
I continue. "But seriously, let's go see your mother... Because the truth is... I fell in love with her at first sight!" Of her butt!
Her face was kind of hidden by a bunch of bandages at the time after all, that said she is very pretty.
But her best feature is definitely her butt! I can see where Mili got it from! Oh wait... Fortuna is her aunt, not her biological mother...
Maybe it was Mili's grandma who had a huge ass? Maybe her dad also had a cake factory... Truly amazing genetics.
Mili releases my hand and cover her mouth in shock. "Subaru... That's wonder~ful!" I would say this is an unexpected reaction, but this is Mili...
She continues with a smile on her face. "Love can help people heal, so she can heal you, and at the same time you can heal her."
She looks down at my crotch. "Maybe you should confess to mother by filling her full of love? I'm sure she would eventually accept it, even if she rejects it at first!"
Please don't ask me to rape your insane mother into being sane while you have a big smile on your face!
What did I do to you!? Where did the original EMT go!? Don't get me wrong, I love you like this, but it's certainly a scary change! I wonder how Cocksleeve will react to this...
I shake my head. "Let's leave confessions for later Mili, for now I just want to spend some time with your mother."
Mili sighs. "Are you sure? I could hold her down if you wanted! I won't let her go, no matter how much she begs for it."
She continues. "You can even confess by having anal if you want, I'm sure she won't mind when she falls in love for you."
Stop tempting me! For once in my life I actually want to spend some time with a girl before having sex with her!
I won't deny that raping a mother with the help of her daughter is incredibly hot, but right now I want a pure romance!
All my elf lovers are lewd freaks! Mili will get fucked in the ass while thinking kissing is way too intimate, and don't even start on Lyra.
Actually, the secret danger might be Satella, she's definitely the most perverted of the bunch... I choose to not think about the weird shadow hands groping my body during the night.
Oh, I can also have a pure romance with Shion of course, but she doesn't hold the same appeal of healing a broken bird.
The 'I can fix him' disease doesn't affect only women you know? Guys also want to make an insane murder hobo woman fall in love with them sometimes!
Sadly, I deny Mili's proposition. "I'm gonna have to say no to that Mili, like I said, let's talk with her normally first."
Mili nods. "Okay Subaru, you're the one who is a master of love, so I understand you know what you're doing."
She holds her hands to her chest. "But please be ve~ry careful! Mother Fortuna is very dear to me, so don't break her heart!"
She continues. "She's specially fragile now, since we don't know where Geuse is... So please lo~ve her with all your heart!" Understood!
I nod, but there's still a question I have to ask. "That's great, but are you sure you're okay with my love for your mother while Geuse is still alive?"
Mili looks confused. "Why wouldn't I be silly? Both of you can love Mother Fortuna at the same time! That would make her rea~lly happy!"
Ah, so she thinks this is the Fortuna harem route. Sadly that isn't gonna happen of course, I don't share my women after all.
But Mili doesn't need to know that, so I nod again. "I see, that's good then. I was admittedly worried for a second." I wasn't!
I smirk. "Then let's go see your mother Mili, hopefully she thinks I look good." All women think I look good!
...
"Ohhh? Is this your lover you told me so much about Emilia? He's above your league... Sorry." She does think I look good! I knew it!
She squints her eyes. "Wait I know him! He is the one who said he was going to be my husband... The answer is still no, sorry."
I wave at her. "I'm a patient man, specially towards a girl as beautiful as you." When I talk about beauty, I'm speaking of her butt.
She blushes and waves me off. "Oh, what a charmer you are... If I was anyone else my husband would be in danger~."
Mili sighs. "But Mother Fortuna, you can just be shared between Father Geuse and Subaru." I reject that idea with all my heart!
Fortuna shakes her head. "Sorry, but no Emilia, not everyone likes to pratices polygamy like you... My heart belongs to Petelgeuse."
Not for long! Nobody can beat my cheats! That said, I'm surprised with how normal you're acting.
Sure, she's still doing the exaggerated sorry thing, but she hasn't tried to kill anyone yet, maybe she made some genuine progress recently?
Well, even if she did try to kill someone she would fail. Echidna puts over a hundred seals on her, right now she can't use her elven strength or magic at all.
She can't use her authority either... Which brings another problem to the table, she kept her authority even after I removed [Wrath].
It's just like the witches, the witch factor changed the very structure of her body, so she will keep her authority no matter what.
I guess that's scary for now, but it will be useful once she eventually realizes that I'm the man who owns her heart. Her authority has pretty great utility after all.
Fortuna's eyes twitches. "Seriously, how do you even have the courage to say something like that Emilia? Don't you know that I love your father?"
She continues. "I don't want to share his love, I'll share everything else, I'll connect everything else, I want everyone to have everything."
She has a big creepy smile on. "I will share happiness! Fulfillment! Hope! Admiration! Greatness! Share with me as well! I'll take it all!"
Her smiles gets wider. "Let's share terror! Fear! Hysteria! Sadness! Despair! Endless despair!" Calm down Junko! "That's the only way we can understand each other!"
Her smile disappears. "But I won't share my love, that's the only thing I can't share, I know it's mean of me, but I don't care, sorry!"
I see that I was wrong before, she definitely still has her archbishop craziness... It's a good thing the seals on her are still on.
As soon as her rant started I activated my Six Eyes and analyzed her body. Throughout the whole thing she kept trying to release fire mana around us.
Spooky! She was going to kill her daugher, me, and herself just like that! That's hot! In all ways that word applies!
I smirk. "You are mean indeed, if you give a passionate speech like that I'm only going to fall for you even harder."
Mili nods with a smile. "Yes! I knew Subaru wouldn't back down that easily. Seduce her with all you have." I'm happy I have your approval!
Fortuna looks shocked as a blush covers her face. "W-wow! My husband never showed appreciation for my speeches, he actually used to say they were trash."
She continues. "It was always about something like 'if you have time to do that, then go confess your love to Satella instead desu!' That damn witch." Ah! She made a fake Petelgeuse impression, how cute!
She looks down. "B-but I'm sure he loved them inside of his heart, that's why he never connected with me, he was embarrassed about that!"
Her blush is still on her face. "Ah... I shouldn't be giving away my husbands weaknesses so easily, sorry."
Sorry Geuse, but NTR'ing you will be way too easy. As always, you can just marry a village girl instead!
Well, Geuse is a spirit... So maybe Echidna can make a custom made waifu just for him! I don't mind giving my apprentice that! It's payment for his years of service!
I put my hand on her chin. "Oh? That sounds so mean of him... Leaving you alone and rejected..." I feel like my skin might suddenly become tanned.
Hopefully I get turned into a beach boy and not a ugly bastard! I can't rock their style like that!
Mili crosses her arms and pouts. "Geuse isn't mean at all Subaru... Though he can be a dunderhead." Oh? Are you mad that I'm insulting your father to seduce your mother?
I would say that's understand, because it is for a normal person, but you are the one who said I should rape her a few minutes ago!
Fortuna blushes. "A-ah? It was a little mean... But he didn't mean it! Sometimes you hurt the person you love by accident you know?"
Yeah, I understand. Those words apply for Geuse more than for anyone else, he accidentally impaled you after all. I don't even know how you're alive, though I'm guessing it was Pandora's fuckery.
I nod. "I see, still I can't forgive a man like that..." I smile. "Not when I see how beautiful your eyes are at least, how dare he make them cry?"
Mili is still pouting. "Geuse isn't bad! Please forgive him Subaru, though you're right that mother's eyes are beautiful..."
She blushes. "J-just like yours..." Thank you! EMT! Though your opinion isn't shared by a lot of people sadly, unless I have my Six Eyes active that is.
Fortuna is completely red. "A-ah! Young men really are dangerous!" I'm finally breaking through! "B-but I still have to reject you!" I'm not!
I release her chin. "How about we go in a date then? That sounds nice, right?" Hopefully she will agree, then I can speed up this process.
Mili nods. "That's a wonder~ful idea Subaru! Mother Fortuna needs to explore the area some more anyways!"
She's lucky that she gets to explore at all. The only reason why we haven't locked her up in a jail cell is because we are trying to fix her mental state.
Though she always has someone watching her of course, most of the times being Mili, and when she's not, she has to stay locked in her room.
She's dangerous after all, even without her authority. That said, I'm surprised Pandora hasn't popped up to save her yet, maybe she got traumatized from my domain expansion?
Fortuna plays with her hair. "I-I shouldn't go on a date with such a strapping young man... I'm a married woman after all."
Mili frowns. "But mom... Subaru will treat you right!" She then mutters. "And you never married Geuse either..." Thankfully Fortuna doesn't hear that last bit.
Fortuna shakes her head. "No, I won't go out with him, sorry. It hurts to reject love, since love is so precious, but I have to do it, sorry."
I smile. "Then I actually have another idea instead." They both look at me. "How about Mili and I go on a date instead? And you just hang around us."
Obviously she's going to be part of the date, and it will probably end with me cumming inside of her! But I'm hoping Mili's naive nature is genetic.
Fortuna slowly nods as Mili smiles. "I guess that's fine, I don't mind supervising you and Emilia, so you two don't do anything inappropriate."
She's definitely as naive as Mili! So this [Subaru Natsuki] is happy, stealing married women is my passion after all!
AN: Elves are good. They should make them in real life, but that's just my opinion.