DISCLAIMER: I DON'T own anything of Miraculous.
First Author's Note: Just watched the Subbed version on episode: 'Derision' - Season. Second Author's Note is at the End. . .
"IT WAS JUST A PRACTICAL JOKE!"
The baseball player runs terrified. As the shorter blunette quickly races to turn him into a human kabob! Sharp brown eyes burn in fury getting ever closer to the soon silent teenager.
Running behind Adrien as he approaches the model. Not knowing why but needing a shield, he hides (poorly) behind the blond.
"Adrien! Help me dude, your girl's trying to kill me!"
He whines pleading in emerald green eyes, never seeing the dark smirk grow on said boy's face. Voice clipped and light.
"Oh! Right! Kim whom do thing think told my Darling about your horrible prank!"
Adrien punches Kim square in the stomach, as he falls knees on the ground, Kagami's saber under his chin. Adrigami glare down at the jock.
"Marinette had a crush on you! Trusting in Cholé is how you pal around with her!"
Kagami instead of cutting his face with unprotected saber. Her right red sneakered foot kicks him in the jawline. She sneers down at him more.
"A ring box full of spiders! You disgusting creep! How. . . IS THAT FUNNY?! Be lucky, Luka isn't here!"
"Oh woops! I just called him. Darling am I in trouble too?"
Adrien innocently questions with a mischievous gleam on his face. Kagami lightly chuckles in-between kicking Kim in the ribs.
"You Kitty are just purrfect!"
"I love when you cat pun."
Adrien harshly kisses Kagami's lips. Tongue wrestling still Kagami has her saber against Kim's side. If he's stupid enough to move he'll bleed.
THE END!
Second Author's Note: Seriously, I loathed Kim's characterization already. But THIS EPISODE with it's flashbacks before Adrien came to school. Good Lord Max wise up KIM IS AN IDIOT AND HORRIBLE FRIEND!