Luffy: Yadadadada It is good day to be not dead!
Usopp: *shoots Luffy* Pow! You are dead!
Luffy: I am dead! *falls*
Usopp: Hehehehehe...
Sanji: Lalalalalala
Usopp: Ah shit. *throws his slingshot away*
Sanji: *gasp* Luffy is dead.
Luffy: Yes.(Meat) I am dead!
Sanji: Why is Luffy is dead?
Usopp: I don't know.
Luffy: I think it was-
Sanji Usopp: Shhh! You are dead!
Luffy: Ok. *ded*
Franky: What's up you wankers! Who's up for a- Ah! what the bloody hell just happened?
Sanji Usopp: Luffy is dead!
Franky: (earth is flat) (Usopp killed him) [Luffy is dead?!] (Cola)
Sanji: Correct!
Franky: :D *cheerful music*
Sanji: So, Did you see the murderer?
Franky Usopp: No, Sorry mate.
Sanji: *slaps the table* I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!
Franky: *clapping* Oh well, that's nice.
Usopp: *clapping* I'm so damn proud right now.
Ace: Atteeeeeeeeeeeention! Luffy is dead!
Sanji: We know!
Ace: Who killed him?
Sanji: We don't know!
Ace: I will find clues! *sniffing* What's that? *pick up a slingshot* A weapon? That thing is why Luffy is dead!
Sanji Franky Usopp: Luffy is dead!?
Ace: Yes! *slaps table* He died!
they all shocked*
Chopper: Incoming! *driving an ambulance*
Ace: Hm? Ahhh!!! *Ambulance ran through his chest* *turns into donut and dies*
Chopper: Raus raus! Move now! *touches Luffy's nose*
Luffy: *floating to heaven* Hahhahaha! Lu-*explodes*
Chopper: In my medical opinion that Luffy is dead!
Franky: Doc, What happened?
Chopper: My professional opinion? *slaps table* Luffy was killed!
Franky: Oh goodness!
Everyone discussing*
Chopper: I don't think it's anything to worry about. *boing*
Franky: Well, Now what?
Brook: Clipity Clop motherfucker! Yohohoho!
Sanji: Oh, Come on...
Brook: Look at this! The freaking Luffy is dead! What do you think of that? um.
Sanji: Yes, yes Brook.
Brook: Yeah!
Sanji: Go home!
Brook: *see Laboon* Oh come on! Pfft freaking unbelievable no seriously you all suck! *explodes and dies*
Sanji: Okay. Let get back to the point!
Luffy: *pokes Luffy's body with a stick* I think Luffy is dead.
Everyone: Luffy is dead!?
Chopper: Ah! Brook I will heal you! *explodes and dies*
Luffy: Oh! seriously!? Who killed Luffy!?
Zoro: *drinks* It was me!
everyone shocks*
Zoro: Yes! *glee* I did it like this! *throw a sword at Franky*
Franky: Gahhh! *dies*
Zoro: Woop dee doo!!!
everyone sad at Franky's death*
Zoro: *drinks* That's a joke, lads.
Everyone: *laughs*
Zoro*drinks and burps* It was you- *burps* Him! *point at Usopp*
Usopp: How did you know!?
Zoro: I didn't! *burps* That was a joke too! *drinks too much and dies* Oh I'm dead!
Usopp: Hahahhahaha! *laughs evilly* That's right! It was me!
Sanji: You monster!
Luffy: But why?????????????
Usopp: Cuz you fat boi! And another thing: You're ugly.
Luffy: Usopp stop!
they both arguing while Sanji is traumatized*
Luffy: U S O P P ! ! ! !
Usopp: Ah! Dammit! Luffy, Fuck off!! You are dead!
Luffy: No you! Pow! Haha! *Punches Usopp to death* You are dead! Not big surprise.
Sanji: Well, That was idiotic. Off to hang myself! Watch and learn- *dies*
Luffy: I am alive! is nice.
Yes, This is stupid!
fin
Thats it. The moral of the story is Luffy is dead.