For RiseoftheBlossom.
Okay, so this was an idea I had for RiseoftheBlossom for her birthday next month, but then this just became longer than a one shot and took a life of its own. It's scheduled to be at least 12 chapters (I hope) and maybe some smut. Iunno, all I know is I have this mapped out and I can't wait for it to go out. Just a reminder that the updates will be sporadic because I am healing from my surgery I had last Monday (6/14/21)
Oh, and yes, the Uchiha run Hell... Not because I dislike the Uchiha but because they have matching eyes.
Either way, Happy early birthday RiseoftheBlossom! I hope your month gets better and I hope you like this
(For people curious, This had originally been posted to my Ao3. I decided because I get more view here that I'll post it here. It'll be posted 1-2 times a week until its caught up to what is on on Ao3, so please be patient and don't think I stole this from other people. Thanks in advanced!)
Hell wasn't exactly a lively place. Some would say it was rather boring; The same mundane things happened over and over again, nothing was ever lively so when a demon had something to finally do that wasn't one of their duties, they clung to it to the point of an obsession.
Shisui, Itachi and Sasuke were the same way when the rare occasion occurred. Even though it wasn't a part of their job description, all three of them would crowd around the portal to watch the human world. Normally, it was to get their kicks off the stupid things humans do but lately its been focused on one human in particular; A women with right pink hair and green eyes.
Itachi was the first to find her, finding that the way she lived her life was rather different from the other humans he kept a close eye on. He was mesmerized by it if he were to be honest with himself for once. But he would watch her for ages until Shisui caught wind of what Itachi was doing, which brought him in on the viewing party.
"Oh, that was stupid!" Shisui would exclaim every once in a while at the woman's antics, or lack thereof. Though every time Shisui would make fun of the pinkette, Itachi was right there to defend her.
"She has other things on her mind, obviously," he would say. Then they both would debate on why this woman did what she did but eventually settled on a "agree to disagree" thing about it.
It wasn't for another undetermined amount of time that the third demon caught wind of what Itachi and Shishi was doing and became just as obsessed with this woman like his two brothers were. Sasuke was on Shisui's side most of the time, but would understand Itachi's defense of this woman, who was apparently a nurse at some hospital… which was weird. Normally the three of them would view the ones who were sinning, the ones who were doing bad things in the human world enough to be dragged into hell after their string of bad deeds have been done.
Eventually, when all three demons were watching her through the portal, Shisui came up with an idea.
"This woman is basically a saint! Working at the hospital, helping old ladies, all of it. Makes me wonder who of us she would fall for."
Both Itachi and Sasuke turned their heads to stare at Shisui, giving him a deadpan look as usual.
"With how she lives her life, I don't think she would go for any of us. We are demons after all," Itachi answered calmly, looking away to continue watching their new muse.
"Think about it! We're all powerful demons who basically oversee who's coming in and such. Anyone would fall for us," Shisui continued.
"Any human at least. I think we should invite her here-"
"She doesn't belong here," Sasuke reminded Shisui, also removing his gaze from him to look through the portal.
"Hey, now everyone and anyone belongs down here. I think you two are just mad because you know the answer would be me."
Itachi shook his head while Sasuke turned back to look at Shisui.
"What makes you think she would fall for you of all demons?" Sasuke asked aloud.
"Easy… I'm the most personable demon here. Everyone loves me and-"
"One time. One of your slaves fell for you that one time. That doesn't make you a ladies man in the slightest. It just means you're nice every once in a while when you're not taking a life," Sasuke rolled his eyes but noticed the evil glint in Shisui's.
"Wanna make a bet?" Shisui asked with a smirk, making the other two demons look at him, Sasuke being the only one with the interest in whatever the older demon was about to say.
"Let's bring her here, see who she falls for. I already know it would be me, so don't let it be a surprise if I win."
Sasuke, the youngest demon, laughed at that.
"You're willing to kill a human just to prove a point? Fine, I'm in. What are the rules?"
"Hmm…" Shisui brought a finger to his chin and began to think.
"No magic. She has to fall for you on her own. You can woo her like a normal human male would do a human female. but everything has to be on her terms. You can't force her into anything."
"Okay… it's obvious the winner gets the woman, but what happens to the loser?" Sasuke had to ask, of course.
Shisui just shrugged.
"Nothing. It's more of a gentleman's bet, or whatever the humans call it. The loser gets nothing, no punishment or anything of the sort. How about that?"
Sasuke thought for a moment before reaching his hand across Itachi for Shisui to grab onto.
"Itachi, you wanna be in on this?" Shisui of course had to ask his best friend if he wanted to try this.
His eyes kept on the portal in front of the three as he shook his head no.
"What you guys are doing is cruel. She doesn't belong here. Think about it for a second, Do you think uncle is going to allow you to kill a random woman just to see who she would sleep with? That's just…" Itachi continued to shake his head before getting up to leave the room.
"I have work to do. Do whatever you want." With that, Itachi left their little viewing area.
Both Sasuke and Shisui watched Itachi leave, Shisui laughing as they did so.
"Of course he wouldn't be into this, but I'm glad you are. This will probably be the most fun we've had in a millenia."
Shisui reached over and grabbed Sasuke's hand to shake it, solidifying their agreement.
"Now we just need uncle to sign off on this. I"m sure he'd be willing to let us play with our food so to speak."
Shisui got up from his seat and left, going to find their beloved uncle to ask. Sasuke stayed in the same spot and stared into the portal one last time for the moment. The woman of interest, of course, came home from their job only to go to bed quickly afterwards. There was nothing interesting about watching humans sleep, so the youngest of the demon brothers left the room as well, on to start his work for the day.
Tell me what you think.
I also live off of Kudos. They fuel me better than vodka and orange juice.
Someone on Tumblr asked me how I came up with the title because it sounded familiar to them. Just a tidbit, I LOVE Hamilton, and Satisifed is one of my favourite songs from the musical. If anyone's interested in it, here ya go.
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