My Octoberfest 18+ Challenge this year to is find 18+ Ways to Prison Break into the Fortress of Meropide

By Traveler & Co

Traveler cannonballs Paimon as emergency food to the fortress Meropide prisoner as they really ought to have better choices in food only to caught and imprison by the red eye that's spots them for encouraging cannibalism of sentient being (from who knows where)

Paimon: I'm very clean thank you! Also, for the last time Paimon is not emergency food!

Traveler: This was entirely my idea and once in you could get the key to let me in!

Paimon: Why are we making this list anyways don't we just need 18+ Ways to Get Sent to the Fortress of Meropide ?

Traveler: Cuz if you trying to commit a crime to get into prison might as well try to get out at the same time as a later exit strategy!

Paimon: Paimon thinks we might need a longer second prison break list for all our friends after this….

Prison break aided by a rock concert courtesy of "Here I stand band" aka Xinyan, Ayaka, Venti and Chongyun to bring he roof down and shake down the Fortresses Foundation

Xinyan: Ohh I've never performed underwater & I'm always up for rock concert!

Ayaka: Maybe if I freeze the water halfway, we can make a stage hmmm…

Chonyun: Umm guys I'd like to play but I'd rather not get involved in crime….

Xinqiu: Have a sense of adventure! Like in the sword series it's just like one of my books when they brook out shacking prison together.

Venti: ehe~ I got here just in time and might I add there is great wine here in Fontaine * takes a swig from a red bottle*

Paimons: Water reverberates with sound so it should work theoretically, right? Plus, it would be fun were haven't seen Xinyan and co in forever!

Traveler: I'm not sure I could afford an underwater concert, or the damage repair costs

Neuvillette: The concert could invoke a noise disturbance charge so it could count.

Wriothelsy: The prisoners might enjoy a change from constant piano aquarium music so I'm for it! But only 4 prisoners at a time else it gets crowded.

Traveler: Friends that fight together can also break into prisons together! The more merroir on this mission! ^0^

Sigewinne : um I don't think we have the capacity for that many injured patients. ToT

Have Childe & his consultant Crash the Prison Concert to Cause an Internal Disturbance aka Prison riot anyone?

Zhongli: Indeed, there are only 4 beds to a room max * a wild Zhongli appears! *

Childe: I don't think the plan to knock down the walls with music would've worked. The fortress walls are built solidly. Trust me we tested that last night by- OucH

* sound of scuffle as Childe supposedly is kicked or stepped on by Zhongli to shut up and join him in a silent plea*

Traveler: Zhongli, how do you know that? And how did you get here?! You weren't part of the concert players invited!

Zhongli: Oh, I came with Childe as his legal consultant, but he seems to have gone missing from the room after I woke up this morning.

Venti: Hey, you *hiccup* How did you get in if you're not with the concert group?!

Zhongli: I invoke my right to remain silent *so saying Zhongli shuts his mouth and is silent as rock*

Well so far Childe's charges have just increased: For a break in, indecent behaviors in public areas, and attempt to break out and Mr Zhongli is arrested for similar charges.

Venti: *Hiccup* =_= ehe~ err is it even legal for another archon to be jailed in another nation? * Sweatdrops*

Neuvillette: Even the God's can be judged *stares at just up from just out of bed with a harbinger Zhongli and clearly drunk off his ass Venti* and I am very much judging you both now.

Bonus Backstage Concert Chatter Bashing on Honkai star Rail Book

Xinqiu: Oh my god. One of Five Cloud Sword Series stories is reality Bd*e and Da *** broke out of prisoner together after ***ing

(for copyright reasons names have been redacted courtesy of Exalting Sanctum Publishing Co)

Ayaka: Oh, Is it a new fontaine story can I read it?

Xinyan: *Cough* Err I think it could be bit too spicy for you Ayaka. Wait how do you know that? *Gasps* another fan united!

Chongyun: Oh no not another… cover your ears Ayaka!

Venti :*as always drunk* Ehe quintet sound like sex thing, like threesome but five people so fivesome?

Ayaka: Too late…now I know… shoot I hate spoilers.

Venti, Chongyun, Xinqiu, Xinyan: - where did this girl's innocence go?

Ayaka : =^_^= Teehee~ in the trashcan

Charges for this Chat fic

Drinking to Excess culprit -Venti

Indecent behavior and Prison Break in & attempt to break out -Zhongli & Childe (possibly contested in court as no definite proof provided for now…)

Sigewinne: * all innocence and trust* what happened to the sheets in prisoner room number 69? _

Wriothesly: Don't worry about it just burn then. -_-#

Neuvillette: Not the evidence! 0o0

Authors Note

Dedicated for those like me who I thought it would be restricted to traveler and Paimon in prison when I started the quest.

Personally, I find it funny we can bring our full party into prison with us.

This was short but then I realize chatfics never end….cuz the characters keep talking in my head….so I had to shut them up with the 1st amendment.