Bad Lisa The school is having a medieval festival. However Bart and Willie are not happy with their roles especially Bart as a cooper he gets treated badly by everyone especially Lisa lording it over as queen and being mean to him.
Willie decides to get revenge with a special pie full of live rats. They break out and cause mayhem! However Bart gets the blame given his record and gets expelled.
No one believes Bart and Lisa being evil says he deserves it. It's up to Oscar to make sure justice is restored!
And Hugo goes feral!
== Plot ==
In fourth grade class Mrs Krabapple had some news.
However everyone was chatting loudly.
"Class? Class... Everyone..." Mrs Krabappel tried to get their attention.
She sighed and got out some firecrackers she confiscated from Bart and ignited them. The firecrackers popping startled everyone.
"Good news class! Next Friday is a medieval festival!" said Mrs Krabapple.
"Coooool! like Lord of the Rings?" Nelson asked. Kearney slapped him with a magazine for being nerdy. "Ow! I like Orlando Bloom okay!?"
"No not like that..." said Krabapple.
"Awww can't we just read ahead in our text books..." said Bart.
"No. Now I've assigned each of you a role. Martin you'll be our king!" said Krabapple.
"Oh goody! I shall base myself on king Edward!" said Martin.
"The one who invented potatoes or the one that died when he was still a kid..." asked Oscar who was made to sit in the corner of Edna's class because he threw a board eraser at another kid.
"No talking in the corner. And Oscar you'll be the court jester."
"Sweet!" Oscar cheered.
"No wearing rubber clown noses or bringing in your pet monsters..." said Krabapple.
Oscar sighed.
"No Oscar, for your information I'll be Edward VII Who lead the British in the second Boar War! (Bores everyone with neediness!)..." said Martin. Nelson grabs him by his shirt.
"Nelson you'll be his knight." said Krabapple.
"You'll pay for this! My liege..." Nelson bowed to Martin.
"What will I be? The black knight? Bart the ninja? An ogre!" Bart asked.
"You'll be the village cooper." said Krabapple.
"What kind of knight is that?" Bart asked.
"The kind that makes barrels and nothing remotely knight like." said Mrs Krabappel. "Ha!"
"D'oh!" Bart groaned. "Oh well, I bet Lisa got a really crummy part too!"
Lewis patted his back comforting him.
However there were medieval buisines playing a fanfare. (A long medieval trumpet)
"Behold our regal highness! Queen Lisa!" said Ralph as a foot man. Lisa was picked as queen.
"Now Lisa as queen you're entitled to the same fries the teachers have." said Skinner.
"The ones made of potato?!" Lisa gasped with joy.
"Yes!" said Skinner.
At Krabappel's class.
"What is Skinner playing at?! Making the two biggest nerds in the school King and Queen?!" Bart asked himself.
Hugo growled.
"Hugo, you will be a plague suffering peasant." Mrs Krabappel explained to Hugo.
Hugo growled annoyed by this.
"Milhouse you're a philosopher who is put in stocks." Mrs Krabappel continued.
...
The fair soon began that following Friday.
"Willie, as part of your role as the village idiot you need to wear these urine soaked rags." said Skinner.
"Ach! Skinner what are ye doing to me?!" Willie whined.
"And I need to apply this rubber cement to your face to represent the ravages of the plague!" Skinner put rubber cement on Willie's face.
Willie looked in his bucket. "Ach! My beautiful face!" He whined.
Meanwhile Lisa was getting to know the school's other teacher's pet, Martin.
"Teacher's pet?! Oh! I could only dream of being that! I have to settle for little miss know it all..." Lisa groaned.
"Miss Hoover doesn't appreciate your intellect Lisa! Perhaps we might be king and Queen in real life after these festivities..." said Martin trying to seduce her to be his girlfriend.
Lisa giggled and blushed.
Meanwhile Oscar disobeyed Krabappel's instructions and was wearing a red shiny clown nose and squeaking it. He also brought Clownja with him. They are performing entertainment.
"Oscar no pie throwing..." Skinner sighed.
Lisa let her power go to her head and was bullying Bart by making him constantly build barrels of pink lemonade. Which she called pink lemon ale. "Cooper, your barrel is not stable!" She broke Bart's hastily built barrel spilling lemonade over him. Everyone laughed at him.
"Noooooo! Look at me! Laugh at me!" Clown Oscar whined.
"You'll pay for this!" Bart warned Lisa.
"Guards! Take this unworthy cooper to the dungeons!" Lisa yelled.
The guards took Bart away. Several minutes later they bring him back. "Where's the dungeon man?" Jimbo asked.
"Uh... it's in the back of my Chevy..." said Skinner.
"Not anymore!" came Oscar's voice as a loud explosion could be heard and seen as blinding flashes at the window.
"Ye gods! My car!" Skinner gasped. "Tamakiiiiii!" Oscar was in big trouble.
Bart winced.
Oscar laughed.
"Tamaki! You're expelled!" said Skinner.
Oscar sighed.
Bart was sulking because he did want to be a cooper. A peasant that constructs barrels.
Hugo was running about on all fours.
Some kids were pelting vegetables at Willie as he sat in a cage.
"Let me get my contacts out! Ach! Ugh! Ooooow! Who threw that stapler?!" Willie groaned as the kids threw stuff at him.
Bart felt sorry for him.
"Haw Haw!" Nelson laughed.
"And Nelson saw something funny!" said Oscar.
"Tamaki! Go home!" Skinner sighed.
"it's Oscar... and I can't until an appropriate grown up picks me up..." said Oscar.
Skinner sighed.
...
Bart managed to get some rest as Lisa expected him to be in the dungeons (Skinner's car) however with that destroyed she had to settle for him suspended from role playing.
Meanwhile Willie got his revenge. He made a big pie full of rats. "This'll teach those brats! They'll be swarming with vermin! Gahahahaha!"
"And now as a toast to the corner stone of our feudal system! The serfs!" said Queen Lisa. "I will now cut the pie!" She cut open the pie but hundreds and hundreds of rats scurried out everywhere causing mayhem.
Everyone screamed.
"Milhouse! keep your mouth shut!" said Bart warning Milhouse not to open his mouth.
"Whaaaa-Blmmmmmmph!" Milhouse opened his mouth and got several rats jump into his mouth.
"Ye gods! A plague of rats!" Skinner lamented the festival was ruined.
Bart made the mistake of drawing too much attention to himself by laughing while riding a barrel.
"Simpson! This prank has Bart written all over it!" Skinner said to Bart grabbing him by his shirt collar.
"No way man! This time I really didn't do it!" Bart whined.
"Simpson I'm through playing the fool! You're expelled!" said Skinner.
Bart gasped and got a rat stuck in his mouth.
The Secretary's office.
"Well, well, Bart Simpson in trouble again." said Myra the Secretary.
"I dun wanna talk about it Myra..." Bart sighed.
"Haw Haw!" Nelson laughed.
"And Nelson saw something funny!" said Oscar.
Bart groaned.
Skinner processed their expulsions.
"This reminds me of when a pirate wanted a driving licence for a dinosaur..." said Oscar.
Bart winced.
A pirate was at Patty and Selma's DMV.
"Arrrrrr! I be needing a driving licence! For this here vehicle! Arrrrr harrrrr!" said a pirate bringing a Triceratops with him.
Patty winced exasperated.
Bart winced when his story finished.
"And then there was that time a gorilla sat on the grass at the park despite you're not allowed to..." said Oscar.
Bart winced exasperated.
He, Bart... Involved himself in idle conversation with Myra. Skinner's Secretary.
"How's things with you and Frank?"
"That bum." Myra sighed.
Oscar grinned. "Bum! Bum! Bum! Buuuuuuum!"
Bart winced exasperated.
And so Bart was picked up by his as usual disappointed parents. Along with Oscar because he's vulnerable. They have to.
...
At home Bart was in big trouble.
"Expelled again?! Well don't expect to be spending the days lying about on the couch like a bum! That's my thing!" Homer yelled.
"Bum! Bum! Bum! Bum! Buuuuuuum!" Oscar sang until Hugo cupped his hand forcefully over his mouth to silence him.
(Oscar muffled.)
"No fair! For once I didn't do anything!" Bart whined.
"Bart! The medieval fair is supposed to a fun day! I'm glad you got expelled! You deserve it!" Lisa yelled.
"Mom! You believe me right!?" Bart whined.
"Hmmm! Sweetie I can't have your back knowing all those times you did do something. You ever heard of the little boy who cried wolf?" Marge sighed.
"Well I believe Bart!" Oscar stood up for Bart. "He didn't do anything! It was Groundskeeper Willie!"
"Oh yeah? Prove it!" said Homer.
"I wish I could..." said Oscar miserable.
"Well now I have to find Bart a new school!" said Marge sighing.
"And if you get kicked out of that one! It's straight into the army! Where you'll be fighting in whatever quagmire of a country we're at war with next! Could be anywhere like Korea... Iran... Brazil... Anything with Commander Cuckoo Banana brains in charge!" Homer ranted.
We cut to the Oval Office of the White House. A monkey in a suit was screeching and swinging from the chandlers and breaking things.
"I was talking about Bush!" Homer frowned at Oscar.
"Well with the way Bush Jr is going we might as well have a monkey as president!" said Oscar.
"This is why we had things in place to stop melon heads like Bush ever becoming president! Damn it!" said Grampa.
"The intelligence exams? Dad those were unfair and elitist. Only a super dork could pass them." said Homer.
Lisa frowned.
Bart huffed annoyed no one believed him.
Marge sighed. She wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt but Lisa seemed so sure he did it.
Oscar was playing with his food.
"Oscar don't play with your food..." said Marge.
"Kallae kistnae..." Oscar spoke in gibberish.
"And no gibberish at dinner." said Marge.
"Pass the salt..." said Bart.
"What's the magic word?" said Homer.
"Please..." said Bart.
Homer passed him the salt but was still mad at him.
"What?! I didn't do it!" Bart yelled.
"I admit I did blow up Skinner's car though." said Oscar.
Marge sighed disappointed in him.
...
Bart was moping in his room.
"Thanks for standing up for me Oscar..." said Bart.
"Hey it was the right thing to do. And besides since we're both going to be spending all day together I might as well make my expulsion comfortable... I got expelled for blowing up Skinner's car again..." said Oscar.
Bart scruffled his head playfully. "Oh you!" However something was on his mind. "I'm just bummed that no one will believe me! They all believe Lisa and she seemed unusually cold tonight..."
"Bum! Bum! Bum!" Oscar sang.
"Oz! No! Enough please!" Bart groaned.
"Sorry, force of habit..." said Oscar.
== Plot 2 ==
Sunday/Saturday before church.
"Come on, Come on! We're late! Late for church!" Marge ran about like a fly with a blue behind.
Homer sighed.
"The reverend seems to still be in a mood over Bart and Lisa leaving his church." said Hugo.
"Yeah he's probably gonna be madder than that time I threw up in church..." said Oscar.
"Now Sweetie you couldn't help that, you were only a baby..." said Marge.
Bart was eating his waffles.
"Hmmmm! Bart I'm sure Father Sean doesn't want you to be late..." said Marge.
"He doesn't mind... Besides if I'm tardy I miss out Oscar's constant Liam Neeson references..." said Bart.
"Yeah some shady guys kidnapped his family again so he threatened them down the phone... I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you..." said Oscar.
Bart groaned and rested his head on the kitchen table.
...
Later that evening at the Simpsons house.
Oscar went to the bathroom but then realised he doesn't use it. He goes in his diaper.
When he went past Lisa's room she was inside talking to Martin on a house phone about how she knew Bart didn't do the prank and was relishing about him being in trouble.
"You! You are the most horrible! Conniving! Spiteful little girl I've ever met!" Oscar yelled at her. "And you told me off like this for getting Flanders bankrupt when it was Homer's fault!? I hate you so much right now!"
"So what are you gonna do about it..." Lisa replied.
"Tell Marge and Homer Bart's innocent!" Oscar yelled.
"Fat chance!" said Lisa. "Besides I don't have the tape of the school kitchen surveillance! Marin has it! Oops!" said Lisa.
"Thanks!" Oscar giggled deviously and ran off somewhere.
"Martin come in! Please answer your phone!" Lisa tried to call Martin.
...
Meanwhile Marge tried and failed once again to find Bart a new school. She sighed as they had to hastily drive away from a strict Christian school because Bart sang beans, beans the magical fruit again.
"Beans, beans the magical fruit! The more you eat, the more you toot!" sang Bart.
Bart runs out chased by the angry teacher and students.
"Shield your eyes children! He may take another form!" said the headmaster.
Students shake their fists at Bart as Marge drives off with him.
Marge then enrolled Bart in a remedial school.
"I burn things!" said a boy.
Bart was unnerved by the pyromaniac.
"How about Oakwood? This place seems nice." said Marge.
"Mom that's a school for the blind..." said Lisa.
"And we looked there last time..l when Bart turned catholic..." said Hugo.
"Hmmmmm! Oscar has demanded me quite aggressively to accept both your new faiths." Marge addressed Lisa and Bart. "But I didn't change Bart's diapers for five years for him to go catholic..."
Oscar laughed. "Now you can't make fun of me for being slow to use the potty!"
Bart sighed. "Well tough. I'm catholic now."
...
Elsewhere Oscar bribed Jimbo's gang to whale on Martin until he handed over the tape.
"Okay... Lisa my queen, I've failed you..." Martin groaned as Jimbo's gang finished whaling on him after he handed Oscar the tape.
Oscar had one more thing to do. Talk to Willie.
"I'm giving you a chance now Willie to tell everyone the truth before I show them the surveillance tape of you making that rat pie." said Oscar.
"Ach! Willie wishes he could come forward! But the Skinner! He'll just tell me not to be so modest! He really has it in for the wee Bart Simpson lad!" said Willie.
"Then I only have one person now... Marge Simpson..." said Oscar.
Oscar broke into a media room.
"Tamaki this charade ends right now! What are you doing with that tape?!" Skinner asked.
"Principal Skinner, Marge. What I have on this tape is footage of the real culprit of the rat pie..." said Oscar.
"Oh for heavens sakes! Everyone knows Bart did it! Stop standing up for him!" Skinner yelled.
"Well, see for yourselves then!" said Oscar turning the tape on.
"No wait! I admit it! Bart didn't start that prank! It was Groundskeeper Willie!" Lisa bursted in.
"Now Lisa there's no need to stand up for- Good lord!" Skinner gasped.
Willie was on tape laughing evilly while putting a barrel full of rats into the pie casing.
"Well, I guess we all owe Bart an apology!" said Marge.
"You can tell him right now!" said Oscar revealing Bart was dressed as Lisa and wearing a mask. He had a habit of disguising himself as her.
"This dress really shows off my legs! Prrrrr!" said Bart making a seductive purr.
"Eeeeeew!" Oscar groaned.
"Simpson you have my deepest and most honest apologies! I hearby welcome you back to Springfield Elementary!" said Skinner.
"And Lisa is in so much trouble when we get home!" said Marge.
...
Lisa was in her room sobbing as she'd been grounded as she lied down onto her bed onto her stomach and grabbed her pillow and buried her face into it and muffled sob into it.
"Well I hoped you learned your lesson sistah!" said Oscar in a sassy manner.
"No because once I'm ungrounded I have another plan to make Bart pay for years of humiliating me!" said Lisa yelling through tears into her pillow.
"What is your problem?! He hardly humiliates you..." said Oscar.
"Oh yeah? What about that time at the ice age museum..." said Lisa as she lifted from her pillow.
There was a flashback to the second graders going on a trip to a museum with an ice age expedition. Outside were models of Sid the sloth and Manny and Diago with a sign saying. "Not the fun cartoon movie."
Oscar laughed.
Bart had tagged along to cause mischief. He pushed Lisa into a melted glacier that melted due to global warming. She humiliated herself thinking it was really deep water but it was rather shallow.
Then Bart mucked up a diorama of cave men by making one of them look like Lisa and writing Lisa woz here 1 million years BC on a wall.
Everyone laughed except Lisa.
The dream ended.
"Oh yeah and you overreacted by putting a restraining order out on him!" Oscar yelled. "Why do you have to be so spiteful to him?! He's just having a laugh! You are way too sensitive!"
"Fine! Next time we'll see how you like being the victim of his pranks!" said Lisa.
...
Homer was in the lounge one morning watching old Christmas movies.
"And now Troy McClure and Arnold Schwarzenegger star in... Jingle All The Way!" said a voice on the TV.
"Mmmmmmm! Your wife's cookies are out of this world!" said Troy McClure.
"Wait who told you you could eat my cookies?!" said Arnold Schwarzenegger at a payphone.
"Mmmmmmm! I'll have to get her to give me the recipe!" said Troy making eating and Mmmmmm! sounds.
"Put da cookie down! NOOOOOW!" Arnold shouted down the phone.
"Homer you'll be late for work! Get going!" Marge explained astonished to find him watching TV.
"Awwwww! Can't I just call in sick..." Homer whined.
"Homer! You're setting Bart a really bad example..." Marge sighed.
"Fine! Next time I'm fired or suspended from work I won't give him such a hard time getting suspended or expelled from school!" Homer sighed.
"No no no! It doesn't work like that! You have to set a good example by regularly attending work!" said Marge. "There's nothing wrong with telling him off! What got you that idea?!"
"Uh nothing. I'll see you later darling!" Homer kissed her and went to work.
As soon as he was gone to work. Oscar ran into the lounge in his jammies and laid across the couch.
"I call TV!" Oscar decided to spend his expulsion watching cartoons.
"Hmmmmm! Oscar you're setting a bad example! I wouldn't let Bart watch cartoons all day if he was expelled..." Marge sighed.
"No because you drove him around all the schools in the district and hen that didn't work you tried to home school him again..." said Oscar.
"Well can't you just watch TV all day at home?" Marge sighed.
"No because I get lonely on my own." Oscar replied watching Itchy and Scratchy.
"Oz that's a repeat of yesterday afternoon's episode." said Bart. "We'll see ya later mom."
"Bye kids! Remember no trading lunches for fireworks! And Hugo no experimenting on your brother!" said Marge as her kids went to school.
"We won't..." Bart sighed.
"I won't experiment on the other kids, Mom..." Hugo sighed.
"It won't be the same without you Oz." said Hugo missing Oscar at school already. They left for the school bus.
...
Bart started his campaign of revenge against Lisa. She was at her locker when Nelson kicked her up the butt again.
"Ow! Why did you do that?!" Lisa yelled.
"Because the sign taped to your back told me to." said Nelson.
Lisa found a piece of paper taped to her back reading "Kick Me" she screwed it up and growled. She saw Bart whistling trying to act innocent.
"Bart!" Lisa yelled.
Bart then quickly changed into a really lame childish Georgian era posh frilly shirt and shorts with a ribbon bow tie and his spikes combed down. He was making puppy dog eyes with big shiny pupils whining at Skinner. "Lisa's being mean again saying I did something I didn't do!" he sobbed in a babyish voice.
"Lisa leave your brother alone!" said Skinner.
Lisa was astonished he didn't believe her. Bart stuck his tongue out at her.
This continued all day. Bart would prank her and then cry if he got in trouble. Then she'd get told off for blaming him.
Bart even managed to get everyone to be extra nice to him.
However Lisa had a way of playing at his game. Bart was being extra sensitive to play for sympathy one bus ride to school.
"Bart's a little upset today so can everyone be extra nice to him?"
Lisa had rigged the bus with laughing gas. Everyone on cue bursted out laughing.
Jimbo thinking this was a laugh at Bart yanked his pants down. "Where's your diaper baby?!"
Bart humiliated cried and sat down.
"Well at least he's distracting everyone from my rude t shirt!" said Martin. He was wearing his Wang Computers shirt again.
Lisa went to class smugly while in the background everyone was whaling on Jimbo for being horrible to Bart and making him cry.
"That's for making Bart cry!" Dolph yelled while punching Jimbo.
...
At Home Homer upset Hugo that afternoon because... "I hate you! I'm leaving to live in the forest!" Hugo yelled storming off.
"Homer!" Marge told Homer off for upsetting Hugo, then she had problems with Lisa asking for something. "No Lisa you're not signing a restraining order against your brother!"
"But mom!" Lisa whined.
"No!" said Marge.
Lisa growled and stormed off.
"I have a restraining order preventing me from going anywhere near the Cookie Crisp Wolf." said Oscar.
Marge winced exasperated.
...
Lisa's room.
She mooched in her room watching as Bill Clinton was outside playing his saxophone again. Children were dancing to his music.
Hugo took supplies and decided to live off the wilderness. He was making a bow and arrow.
Meanwhile at the Simpsons house Bart was wearing his dorky crybaby clothes. A posh shirt, a ribbon bow tie, frilly cuffs etc.
"Hey duchess of Cornball, if you don't stop dressing like that I'll put a baby bonnet on you..." warned Oscar.
"Eat my pantaloons!" said posh crybaby Bart licking a big lollipop.
At school Lisa was painted as this horrible bully constantly picking on Bart by ratting on him for things he didn't do.
Everyone hated Lisa and threw things at her at lunch, gym and maths. Food, dodgeballs and maths books respectively. Lisa growled as she got increasingly annoyed.
Oscar threw chocolate cupcakes at her.
Lisa grunted as she was bombarded with things.
Plot 3
At home Marge was in the backyard calling to someone. "Hugo, come in inside and take a potty break!" She wanted him inside to go to toilet.
In the forest Hugo was now wearing a school tie round his for head and a leaf skirt. He got up and ran home on all fours with dogs he befriended but stopped. "Wait. The whole world is my bathroom now!" said Hugo. He leaned back standing up and beautiful music played as he peed. Eeeeew...
Marge sighed angrily as she could see naked Hugo peeing in the forest near their house.
After peeing Hugo went into the forest to find his way back to his camp. Branches smacked him in the face. He was then coming out to a clearing at the top of a slope when he tripped and slid down it.
"Oof! Luckily this was shallow." He remarked. Suddenly his hand pushed through the ground into slimy thick mud. Hugo was concerned as the ground beneath him got really muddy and liquid as he started sinking! "Quicksand!" He yelled as he started sinking. He saw a vine and grabbed it and pulled himself out of the quicksand and sighed as he sat in a tree safe from the quicksand.
Later he found a lake to bathe in to wash off the mud. It's demonstrated he's actually a good swimmer despite never seeing water before.
"Why did he sink in the quicksand from Monster Rancher..." Bart asked Oscar.
"Because that quicksand is really sexy..." said Oscar aroused by quicksand.
Genki clutched his hands over his mouth and ran off to throw up.
"Stop that!" Hank Simpson yelled.
"Never!" Oscar replied.
Genki was retching in the bushes.
At School Lisa was dismayed to find all her student body president posters vandalised with pen to give her devil horns and a devil beard.
"Oh come on guys... I'm not that mean..." Lisa sighed.
"Yes you are meany!" said Dork/wimp Bart.
Lisa sighed.
"Okay I'm sorry for being silent and letting you take the rap for Willie's Prank..." Lisa sighed. "Now take off that ridiculous outfit!"
"Well I need it on later for the school play though." said Bart wearing his frilly dandy foppish clothes.
At home Marge was spying on something outside the kitchen window. She was watching Hugo make straw effigies.
"That poor boy has lost touch with reality. Like when reality turned its back on Gary Busey..." Marge sighed.
In a cutaway Gary Busey was in a dingy, damp run down bathroom talking to himself in the bathroom mirror. "How am I doing today Gary Busey?"
"You're doing Great!" said a Medusa clown in the mirror.
"Then I'll keep it up!" said Gary Busey.
...
Then because in real life Phil Hartman is dead, Gary Busey does the film, video tape documentaries now instead of Troy McClure. Not on my watch!
"It's a fucking alien!" said Gary Busey.
"A what?!" asked some guy.
"A fucking alien!" Gary Busey. "Hi folks I am your new host for this documentary on restraining orders. You may know me, Gary Busey from such films as Predator II! And, Lethal Weapon!"
"Booooooooo! We want Troy McClure! We want Troy McClure!" Homer jeered.
"Homer! Troy McClure's voice actor has been murdered by his wife! How are we supposed to keep him as a character!?" Marge explained.
"This is is a fan fiction... you don't need the voice actors..." said Oscar.
Then something about hot dogs came up. Or the dog felt hot because he was panting.
"Mmmmm... Hot dog..." said Homer.
Marge sighed.
"Mom all I'm asking for is a little restraint order to make Bart stop annoying me and humiliating me! Like that school trip to-" Lisa asked.
"No! No restraining orders!" Marge snapped.
Lisa muttered and went off to her room.
At dinner.
"You call it a restraining order, I call it a long distance relationship!" said Lisa smugly.
"Lisa you are not filing a restraining order against your brother! I forbid you!" Marge snapped.
"Why are you taking his side?! He pushed me onto a melting glacier in the Global Warming exhibit! He rips up my homework and uses it as spit wads!" Lisa ranted.
Marge sighed.
Hugo ran in on all fours wearing a tie on his head and a leaf skirt.
"Grrrrrr! See! That should be Bart right now! As far away from me as possible! Living outside!" said Lisa.
"Lisa that's horrible! Go to your room!" Marge scolded Lisa.
Lisa went to her room in a huff.
Oscar smirked.
...
At school.
"Check it out. That frog has a nerd on its butt." said Bart having tripped Lisa over and a frog sat on her.
Lisa growled.
Hugo was reading a book.
"Hugo!" Lisa whined.
"I'm reading!" Hugo said annoyed as he reads Jules Verne.
Lisa seethed.
Bart tormented Lisa all day and she never got her restraining order.
So at home Lisa turned to her uncle James. Unfortunately his solution was to kill Bart as he hated all the Male Simpsons for being obnoxious. More of this in Season 19...
"No Uncle James we are not killing anyone..." said Lisa.
At Father Sean's cathedral.
Bart reported to his office because he mucked about in Sunday School again. However he winced because Father Sean was having a lightsaber battle against Darth Maul...
"Okay..."
Also there's a Lenny or Lennie in Taken.
"Hi Lenny!" said Homer.
Also the main villain is called Marko.
"Polo!" Oscar yelled. Hehehe... Marco Polo...
Marko sighed exasperated.
Simpsons basement. James sighed tinkering with an invention.
"What do you propose then to get revenge on Bartholomew..."
"Simple! We get help from one really strict and mean judge who knows how bad Bart is..." Lisa said smug.
They ask Judge Constance Harm.
"A restraining order against Bartholomew? Sure! But only because I hate that brat!" said Judge Constance Harm.