inspired by can't be worse made by LivebloodJ9 on Ao3

"When you lock a genius in a room with only cowards it is sure to result in the removal or death of the genius." -me

Uzi has sure done it now, as she sits in a makeshift court room without her railgun and bound by chains sitting in front of a drone with a white wig and wearing lose black robes listening to them give there verdict "Uzi Cooperson we find you guilty of blasphemy and attempted mass drone-slaughter, you punishment is banishment. You will have 30 minutes to collect you items and leave. Court dismissed" and with a quick action they slammed a hammer into a thick piece of metal. Uzi was terrified, not because of the Judges intimidating stance but at her punishment. Banishment was the only punishment higher than the death penalty for very obvious reasons.

Uzi was escorted to her room and was told that there will be guards outside waiting for her to be done. Uzi had a very empty room as she only had a dresser with minimal clothes, a small bed in the corner, a small closet and a small desk that had her railgun along with a few other trinkets and unfinished inventions strewn across its surface. she grabbed all of her clothes, inventions and more importantly her notebooks/blueprints (which was located in a hidden drawer) and put them in her backpack and began to walk out only to turn around and flip a hidden switch labeled override then continued to walk back out. On her way to door 1 she reminisced about how she got into this mess

flashback

Uzi was sitting in the nurses office having just told Thad her plan until a drone wearing a security uniform and badge came in and cuffed Uzi while also thanking that for getting a "confession" out of her, Thad accepted the praise and left. She was then was immediately taken to the court room with Khan telling her that he disowned her right as she walked into the room. When she walked in it was dead silent and everyone was there already like they already called this meeting in advance.

flashback end

as Uzi approached door 1 she seen the lock she made that Khan stole from her door as well as her door due to him not being able to understand the mechanism to build another one and her refusing to help. he tried to steal the blueprint but failed (she walked in and kicked him out) so he just reversed engendered it. (the copy he made is on the inside and the original is on the outside). The door was opened only 3 meters, and with her chains removed along with a firm kick to her back she was outside the bunker. She looks back only to see the doors closed, she picked up her back pack and headed out towards the city.

3.5 weeks later

Uzi created a place for herself in the old clocktower across from the murder drones corpse spire (she's 3 houses away from the spire and the clocktower looks like big ben). For the first week she finished her railgun and fortified the clock tower using mostly non lethal traps (electrified doors and floors among various other traps) all the lethal traps being in an airlock that separates her room from the interior and exterior doors. The second week she dedicated all her time on finishing all of her unfinished inventions as well as inventing an invisibility device (looks and functions like the TF2 spy's cloak and dagger invisibility watch) and for the last week and a half she's been making and strategically placing sensors that connect to her hollow-putter (an almost completely holographic computer) using them to monitor the disassembly drones movement and also improving her railgun (created different firing modes in it, single, burst, full auto and vaporize).

N's POV

as we were flying back from a hunt I noticed the unmistakable gleam of metal but as I got closer I seen an odd object, it was attached to the light post via welds so I decide to take a picture and send it along with it's coordinates to J so she could investigate later.

At the spire (no POV)

N landed to the sight of J waiting for him "What was the picture and coordinates about moron" J asked in an impatient tone "Well as you've no doubt seen in the picture there is an out of place object welded onto the light post and I was wondering if It was the yours or V's doing and if not the coordinates is where I took the picture of it" N answered nervously "well V doesn't know or bother to know how to weld and I didn't do it" J mumbled with more words N wasn't able to hear to well and was about to leave as J quickly called out to him "hey moron, where do you think you're going" N turned around and replied "I was leaving as to not interrupt your thinking prosses" J mumbled something under her breath and then said "well you're going out to retrieve that object and study it" N just saluted and left to do as told.

3 minutes later

By the time N returned with the device J and V were asleep so N quietly set down the device and began to study it. 6 hours later and N had passed out due to a low battery and a purple drone made themselves known.

Uzi's POV

I got an alert about one of my sensors being tampered with and so I took my railgun with me to investigate only to see a murder drone taking one of my sensors! I was about to shoot them but got an idea. I could make an arrangement with them, they gather materials I and I give them what's fair in payment. I mean The oil field isn't to far from the clocktower so I could just run some pipes from the drill and refine at the clocktower but that would take a good week to build the pipes and refiner along with repairing the drill so in the meantime I could just negotiate the arrangements with their leader so I'll need to set up some way to communicate with them, maybe a walkie talkie.

No POV

Uzi using her stealth watch quietly sneaks over to her device and replaces it with a walkie talkie that has a note attached to it then left. Not even a minute later N wakes up and sees that a worker has been here and that they replaced the device he was looking at with a walkie talkie. N freaks out but calms down but before he could think of what to say to J he sees the note attached to the walkie talkie

/Note start/

give this walkie talkie to your leader and push the talk button 3 times

-a potential trade partner

/Note end/

After reading the message he seen J about to leave and walked up to her and simply handed her the device and gestured to read the note before J could ask what he wanted. After reading the note J did as the note told and pushed the talk button 3 times. After a few seconds of silence a voice came through the device "Hello, am I speaking to the leader?" J pushed the talk button and responded "Yes you are and what do you mean by a potential trade partner?" after J released the talk button the voice of what J assumed to be a worker drone responded "Well I am hoping to establish a trade agreement between you 3 and myself." the voice spoke in an even and professional tone

"and what would come about of this agreement if we accept" J questioned to see What this deal would entail "well what I would get out of it would be scrap and energy cells but what you could get out of it would be info on different worker colonies locations said colonies access keys and oil among other things, all for the right price of course" the voice explained to J 's shock and delight at such possibilities "where would we drop off our end of the deal and what would be your price?" J asked considering taking the deal as long as the price wasn't to high "well ten scrap would get you one can of oil and 2 small or 1 medium energy cell would get you the location as well as the access codes to a random worker bunker or hideout. As for the drop off location go to the clocktower three houses east of you spire and you'll see a hopper just put it in there" J thought over the deal seeing it's slightly tipped in there favor but was very even otherwise "we accept this agreement" J said to the drone at the other end of the line "ok just contact me with the walkie talkie when you want to make a deal"