I'll Do The Dirty Work Spoofs

by WyldClaw

Spoofs of the catchy song ""I'll Do The Dirty Work" from 1984's My Little Pony: The Movie. . They usually involving me and my fictionpress persona trying to trying the other into watching a movie we wouldn't really go near with a fifteen foot pole. Enjoy

I'll Do The Messy Work-Ouija 2 by WyldClaw

Plot: another 'I'll do the dirty work' spoof!. This one revolves around Ouija 2. Yours truly and my fictionpress persona BigkidatHeart try(unsuccessfully) to trick the other into seeing that sequel with our friends . XxX separates the verses and Italics are extra lines

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BK: sick? Why WC, you're looking ill. You don't look like you're at your best

I hope you haven't come down with a early chill - perhaps you need to take a little rest

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WC: What about all the stuff we need to do? You're not gonna do it solo, are you?

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BK: pish posh, don't worry - I'll do the messy work

I'll handle all the messy work - you go rest for an hour or two

Don't fret- I don't want you to over sweat

All you have to do is ... go with Chrissy to see Ouija 2

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WC: Ouija 2? (pretends to hurl) Me? -are you insane-

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Bk (see saws her hand in the air) :,-a bit-. why not? I'll be doing all the hard work . You can't be that sick

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WC: you know what ? I'm feeling lots better -just not mentally-.

BK , pal - I just had a memory flash. I still owe you a birthday gift

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BK: - wait...You do?-

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WC: at the time I had a lack of cash but here's how I'll make it up to you

I'll do the messy work, I'll take on all the messy work

Each gross task I'll do

I'll be working overtime cleaning the fridge of the nasty grime

All you have to do is go with Chrissy to Ouija 2

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BK : Ouija 2? Me?

WC: Happy birthday!

BK: gee thanks WC. You are so kind. let's just split up the list

WC: I really I don't mind but if that's what you-

BK: I totally insist!

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Both: We'll both do the messy work- we'll both do the messy work

WC: each of us should do her share

BK : that way it's truly fair

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WC: I'll get rid the greenish mold...yuck!

BK: I'll clean the kitchen of that dirty muck

WC : I'll record ( gulps ) that teaser ...just my luck, the door's stuck.

BK: I'll get the Halloweeny stuff

WC: I'll go clean the computer screen and-

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Moe, Chrissy, Ian,, Nikita Naomi, Ross:-Finally! It's about freaking time- (WC and BK nervously chuckle)

BK and WC: Sharing disgusting work between us does the jobs in half the time

it's so great when we cooperate

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BK : I'll do the messy work

WC: no , I'll gladly do the messy work

Both: No need to worry , panic or stew

WC : I'll do the messy work

BK: I'll totally do the messy work so long as someone else...

WC: So long as someone else...

WC and BK : So long as someone else sees Ouija 2

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Chrissy, Naomi Ian, , Nikita, Moe,:- wanna see a ...comedy -

WC: - if by 'comedy' you mean terrifying unwanted horror sequel umm ( in a nasal-y voice) : we just came down a bad case of horror-itus . achoo Achoo.

BK ( fakes coughing and sneezing as they inch away) : - uh yeah. Achoo.. a-choo?( Ross , Chrissy, Naomi , Moe hold thick medical text books in the air) -We're dead so very, very very dead-

WC: (clonks BK): shut up.

Chrissy, Naomi, Moe Nikita, , Ian, Ross: don't worry this won't hurt (us) at all

WC and BK: -oh flip( they get knocked out by the books)