The tailless fox

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Chapter4-the brown haired perv

The morning after the jim incident-

"I hate mornings"

"Oh, and why is that"

"Well first of all my curtains are absolute trash so i have to wake up with the sun in my eyes every morning"

"Well why dont you rearrange your bedroom then"

"Because im lazy, anyways second of all, my alarm is either my crappy phone alarm or the screams of 3 perverts being beaten by angry women"

"… i see"

"And third of all, none of my favorite shows are on in the morning so I usually watch tv in the night, and end up falling asleep to it so ill wake up hearing some crap like the giant horse cock weighs over 11 pounds or some crap"

"Well i think a lot about why you dont like mornings can be fixed with just a bit of effort, for example you can use garageband to make an alarm of a sound you like, and you can put headphones in and listen to a podcast of something while you sleep and as i said before, you can just rearrange your bed"

"Yeah but that takes to much work, and i dont want to"

Before kinya and naruto could get into the problem of his laziness naruto smelled something.

"*sniff* *sniff, do you smell that"

"Im dead, i dont smell anything "

Deadpanning naruto still wondered what the smell was but it was soon clear to him.

"…… oh no"

Naruto looked at kinya tears in his eyes and said.

"I left the eggs on the stove and didn't turn it off"

It was a bit of a hectic morning for our blonde hero.

2 weeks later- occult research club

"10 days"

"Yes, seeing as lord rizer has won multiple rating games and you have never participated in one lord sirzechs has decided that a handicap is in order"

"Yes well i'm starting to think we need it"

Rias said looking over at the unconscious issei on the couch being healed by asia.

"Ok i've decided we will use the handicap to the best of are advantage, grayfia is anyone at the summer home"

"No not that i'm aware of"

"Well then, we will depart tomorrow"

"Would it be a problem if i came too"

Activating her magic rias was going to blast the person who said that, as none of them, not even grayfia had sensed his presence but she saw nothing.

"Who are you, show yourself"

"Well im no one special but if you insist"

A figure appeared on the left side of the club room, he had shaggy red hair that made it all the way to his neck, along with a red, white, and blue tracksuit, with white shoes.

Koneko looked over at the figure and was surprised.

"Hey ive seen you before"

She said surprising all in the room except the figure.

"Were have you seen him before"

Asked rias.

"I see him all the time at the sweet shop i go to"

"Its nice to see you koneko-chan"

The figure said smiling kindly at her.

At this point issei had woken up and was wondering what this random guy was doing in the club room

"I will ask again who are you"

"My name is kinya"

"Why are you here"

"Well i was just passing by when i felt the presence of multiple devils in one room and my curiosity was peaked, and after that altercation with the phoenix boy i think you are in need of my assistance"

"I thank you for your offer but i require no ones help in training my peerage"

Looking at rias in the eyes kinya could see she was not going to budge on this, kinya would have persisted but over the last two weeks he felt a bit of naruto was starting to rub off on him.

"Hmm well if you insist on losing i have no problem letting you do it yourself, but when you do lose just go to satos sweet shop, you'll probably get help there"

And with those words kinya disappeared before rias could try to blast him.

13 days later-issei's house

"3 days. that's when the wedding will be"

Grayfia said, while teleporting away.

Grimacing issei laid back on his bed and wondered how he could salvage his situation right now, how he could save bucho from that bastard rizer.

"Issei, i have an idea"

"Ok what is it draig"

"Well i first thought about us making a deal, were i would let you use the balance breaker, and in turn you would sacrifice your right arm"

"….."

"But, do you remember when you woke up from getting beat by that phoenix pawn and you saw that man talking to your president"

"Hmm, i guess i do"

"Well he said that you might find help at satos sweet shop, so i suggest you go there and if you do not get any help we will just go with my other plan"

"Well ok, i dont really have anything better"

Getting up issei got ready to go to the sweet shop.

Satos sweet shop-

It was a pretty boring day at the sweet shop, wich was a bit strange considering the blonde who worked there, but it was that blondes day off and on that day off he decided to go to a particular sweet shop that had a particular employee discount.

"Hmm, powdered or chocolate, the price is the same but the flavor is key, which one is better, hmm"

Behind him a certain brown haired boy came in and started talking to the person on register, but that talking soon turned to arguing, paying it no heed the blonde kept weighing the pros and cons of the donut flavors.

"Ehem"

"Hmmm"

Looking up from his donuts naruto wasn't surprised to find kinya looking at him which was normal but that smirk on his face was a bit to suspicious for narutos liking.

"What"

"You see that over there, i think you should get involved"

Looking over naruto saw a brown haired boy screaming at the manager.

"What did you do"

"Nothing"

Kinya Said with a smirk.

Sighing naruto took the chocolate donuts and went to see what was happening.

With issei-

"WHAT DO YOU NEED HELP WITH"

"I JUST NEED HELP"

"WITH WHAT"

"HELP"

The cashier was about to hop over and strangle the brown haired boy when he saw one of his coworkers come up to that register and punch the brown haired annoyance in the face, the annoyance then fell to the ground, being picked up by his co-worker who looked at him and said.

"You don't tell anyone about this got it"

"Y-yes"

"Good…and make sure to cut this part out of the cameras"

"Yeah, you got it"

After there conversation naruto dragged the boy outside, luckily the street was pretty empty, then he jumped on a roof and waited for the boy to wake up.

On the roof-

Now that naruto looked at the boy closer he felt that he recognized him, soon realizing that it was the boy who had been turned into a devil he looked at kinya with suspicion.

"Why did you want me to get involved with him"

"Well you know how i'm very adventurous and curious right"

"More like snoopy and annoying"

"…anyways i just happened to be taking a stroll around kuoh when i sensed the presence multiple devils in one room"

"…go on"

"Well being the curious person i am, i checked it out and found out some interesting things"

Kinya then proceeded to tell naruto everything he saw and heard in the club.

"Hmm so what do you want me to do"

"I want you to train him"

"Why"

"Because the woman you saw turn him i to a devil is one of the most powerful devil houses, and if you do this you might get in there favor"

"Hmmmm ok ill do it"

Kinya smiled

"Great so were-"

"It's not true tho"

"W-what do you mean it's not true"

"You said that her family is one of the most powerful devil houses, that's not true. At least in the past and i'd even go as far to say except for lucifer the gremory family probably ranks 12 overall for the most powerful devil house"

"Well if thats true than who would be the strongest"

Naruto smirked.

"The uchiha"

2 hours later-

Issei awoke with a start, the last thing he remembered being punched in the face by some blonde guy and being knocked out, after he remembered what happened he noticed a throbbing pain on his head.

"Ow what the hell"

"Oh your finally up"

Looking over, issei saw a blonde guy sitting about five feet away from him.

"Um who are you"

5 minutes later-

"Okay, so you knocked me out, because your friend, who is a ghost, told you to"

"Yep sounds about right"

"Ok but, why"

"I don't know, ask him"

Naruto said while pointing to kinya who was sitting on the ledge

"Okay, so why am i here mr.ghost"

Snickering kinya replied.

"He shows me more respect than you"

"Shut up"

"Okay, okay, well issei do you remember when you got completely demolished by that cocky guy rizer in that rating game"

"…"

"Yes that one, so i was thinking that since you need training and naruto is free i figured he could train you"

"Really"

Issei said with hope in his eyes.

"… umm i dont know i have alot of work to do, gotta stay on that sigma grindset you know"

Kinya and issei both stared at him blankly

"Eherm well, i guess i could"

Naruto said sighing to himself.

"Anyways what do you need me to train you in"

Remembering something draig said issei said the inly thing that came to mind.

"I need to unlock the balance breaker"

"Hmm"

Naruto stared at issei for a couple seconds.

"How long do you have to train"

"3 days"

"Yeah no i cant train you"

"WHAT, SO I GOT KNOCKED OUT FOR NOTHING-"

"But i know some one who can i just need to make a call"

Naruto said smirking.

Thinking to himslef naruto said inwardly.

"This is gonna be…interesting, yeah interestings the word"

Sighing naruto decided to get it over with, and made the call.

3 minutes later might guys training dojo-

"Got it ill prepare for our young friends arrival, have no worries ill show him the power of YOUTH"

The man with a bowl cut said hanging up the phone.

Turning around the odd looking man shouted at another similar looking boy traning.

"LEE PREPARE DOUBLE THE USUAL TRANING EQUIPMENT, WERE GOING TO BE HAVING ANOTHER STUDENT"

"YES SENSEI"

The boy shouted, than got straight to work.

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Omake: birth of the greatest pimp

Kenta yamikaze was a completely average man with completely average abilitys and a completely average brain, but one day something happened, something that was not average, you see kenta had just gotten to his average home from his average job and had his average dinner when he heard a news story on channel 6 looking over kenta listened in on what it was saying.

"This just in weve just recived news of the death of one jim magami, its said that he was killed in a drunk driving incident, its also said that tge driver could not see him because he was passed out on the road do to apparent head trauma, truly a sad thing, anyways that aside back to why you get no hoes…. Oh wait thats the topic after this one sorry folks, anyways back to why to why having sex with men isnt gay.

In all honesty kenta didnt care about that random guys death, he cared about the last part.

"You get no hoes"

Those words stung him like nothing had before so he decided that he would get hoes he would quit his job and get all the hoes he could.

This my friends is the birth of the worlds greatest pimp.

The end-

Ok wow sorry guys this was a bit of a short one but i thought i would give y'all something to chew on since its been a while since i last posted oh and rate the omake 1-10 not expecting to many high reviews but every single one counts and since im still small it isnt very hard to read all of them so yeah and i really didnt know how to title this chapter so its. Not my beat title in the world but i digress anyways see ya.