The Warriors: Protectors of the Multiverse
Chapter 191
While Rodney was fixing all of the robots in Robot City Ratchet was relaxing at Bigweld Industries
Ratchet was at Bigweld Industries getting a massage from a female robot
Oh, yeah. Ratchet said
Feeling relaxed? the female robot said
I have never felt so relaxed. Ratchet said
Very good. the female robot said
Say, do you mind giving me a little scratch between the shoulder blades? Ratchet said
Of course. the female robot said
Before the female robot could continue she got pulled away from someone and a sharp metal finger was scratching Ratchet
There you...easy, tiger. Ratchet said
The metal finger continued to scratch Ratchet's back
Hey! Take it easy. Ratchet said
The metal finger still continued to scratch Ratchet's back until Ratchet had enough
Hey, what are you trying to do, kill me? Ratchet said
Ratchet got up and saw his mother Gasket standing before him
Ahh. Ratchet screamed
Relax. It's me, your mother. Gasket said
How did you get in here? Ratchet said
I came up the air shaft. Gasket said
The air shaft? Ratchet said
Yeah. Gasket said
Why? Ratchet said
Because i know you don't like anybody here to see me. Gasket said
Oh. Well, what do you want? Ratchet said
Someone's fixing them. Gasket said
What? Ratchet said
Someone is fixing outmodes. Gasket said
Really? Ratchet said
Yes and they are laughing at you. Gasket said
Who? And are you sure they're not laughing with me? Ratchet said
Yes. Gasket said
So? Ratchet said
Excuse me? Gasket said
So what if one crazy fanatic repairs a few outmodes? Who cares? Ratchet said
Sweetie? Gasket said
Yeah? Ratchet said
Think. Use those brains i stole for you. Gasket said
I'm thinking. Ratchet said
Good now listen. Today, it's one. What about tomorrow, when everybody gets the idea this is okay? Gasket said
What do you mean? Ratchet said
I'll tell you what i mean. They'll say "We can fix ourselves. We don't need upgrades. We want Bigweld." Gasket said
Oh. Ratchet said
Exactly then what happens to you? Gasket said
Okay, okay. Take it easy. Ratchet said
Are you going to do something about him or what? Gasket said
Look we've got to find out who this is and stop him. Ratchet said
Not stop him, crush him, destroy him. Gasket said
Understood. Ratchet said
Good then go do it. Gasket said
I will. Ratchet said
Don't worry about that. a voice said
Suddenly Lobo came in the room where Ratchet and Gasket were in
Lobo? Ratchet said
Yup. Lobo said
Oh right i forgot about you. Gasket said
You forgot about me? Seriously? Lobo said
Cut me slack i'm old. Gasket said
Clearly. Lobo said
Hold on wait a minute. Ratchet said
What's up? Lobo said
What do you mean by don't worry about it? Ratchet said
I mean i'm gonna take care of it. Lobo said
Take care of what? Ratchet said
Take care of that guy who's fixing those outmodes you guys are talking about. Lobo said
You? Ratchet said
That's right. Lobo said
And how are you going to do that? Ratchet said
Weapons. Lobo said
Weapons? Ratchet said
Yup. Weapons. Lobo said
You're going to use weapons? Ratchet said
Yes i am. Lobo said
What about some backup? Gasket said
Backup? Lobo said
Yes. Gasket said
What kind of backup? Lobo said
Robots. Gasket said
Robots? Lobo said
Yes. Gasket said
What are the robots gonna do? Lobo said
Help you. Obviously. Gasket said
Yeah i know that but what can they do? Lobo said
They have weapons. Gasket said
Say what? Lobo said
They have weapons. Just like you. Gasket said
Really? Lobo said
Yes really. So what do you say? Gasket said
Hmm. Lobo said
Well? Ratchet said
Alright. I'll take the robots. Lobo said
Perfect. Gasket said
But... Lobo said
But what? Gasket said
Do you guys have any robot dogs? Lobo said
Robot dogs? Ratchet said
Yeah. Lobo said
Why would we have robot dogs? Gasket said
Well i thought that uh... Lobo said
Just kidding. Of course we have robot dogs. Gasket said
Cool. Lobo said
That's right. So how many do you want? Gasket said
Give me a lot. Lobo said
A lot? Gasket said
Yeah. Lobo said
Alright. You'll get a lot. Gasket said
Cool. Lobo said
Now go find the somebody who's fixing the outmodes. Gasket said
Will do but... Lobo said
What now? Gasket said
The blue robot. Lobo said
Who? Gasket said
The guy who needs to be destroyed. Lobo said
Oh. Gasket said
Yup. Lobo said
Well we need to take of him. Gasket said
Obviously. Lobo said
And by we. We mean you. Gasket said
I'm already on it. Lobo said
Then get going. Gasket said
Alright. Lobo said
Lobo then left with the robot dogs to find the blue robot
Man that guy is just weird. Ratchet said
He is but he could be useful to us. Gasket said
Useful? Ratchet said
Yes. Gasket said
How is that guy useful? Ratchet said
He's a bounty hunter. Gasket said
I know. Ratchet said
You do huh? Gasket said
Yes. Ratchet said
Wonderful. Gasket said
Um... Ratchet said
What? Gasket said
Should i go help him? Ratchet said
Help him? Gasket said
Yeah. Ratchet said
Gasket thought for a moment before saying one word
No. Gasket said
What? Ratchet said
You heard me. I said no. Gasket said
Why? Ratchet said
Because you're going to be attending the Bigweld Ball tonight. Gasket said
Tonight? Ratchet said
Yes. Gasket said
It's tonight? Ratchet said
Yes. Gasket said
Oh wow. I have to get ready. Ratchet said
You really do. Gasket said
Sorry mom but i gotta go. Ratchet said
I know. Gasket said
Good. See ya. Ratchet said
By the way sweetie. Gasket said
What is it, mom? Ratchet said
I brought you a little something for your desk. Gasket said
What? Ratchet said
Gasket then gave Ratchet a photo of herself smiling
A picture of you mom? Ratchet said
That's right. Gasket said
Gee uh...thanks. Ratchet said
You're welcome, sweetie. Gasket said
I gotta go. See ya later. Ratchet said
Bye, sweetie. Gasket said
Meanwhile
The gang was back at Aunt Fanny's boarding house as Rodney was waiting for more robots while pouring oil on his body
Ah. Rodney said
Seriously? Punk said
I mean it was disgusting at first but now it's pretty good. Rodney said
Do you like it? Sophitia said
Sure do. Rodney said
That's nice. Sophitia said
Fender. Rodney said
Yeah? Fender said
Is there anyone else waiting? Rodney said
Let me look. Fender said
Fender looked out the window and saw a lot of robots while the gang was looking as well
A few. Fender said
A few? Rodney said
Yeah. Fender said
That's not a few that's a lot. Punk said
So? Fender said
No way. Rodney said
What did you expect, Rodney? Bigweld was gone. Piper said
I know. Rodney said
Yeah. And sweepers were on the loose, but then came Copperbottom. Piper said
Blue robot? Hulk said
Yeah, blue robot. I'm getting all static-y just thinking about it. Piper said
I'm not Bigweld. These robots need parts. Rodney said
Okay, then what do we do? Crank said
I don't know. Rodney said
While the gang was trying to figure out what to do a mail robot came into the house
Mail call. Mail call. the mail robot said
What the hell? Punk said
What the hell is right Punk why is a mail robot in the house and what letters does he have for the gang today stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED
