Scattered incident descriptions from the perspective of Izuku.
CES Sound Heist
Izuku stood next to a big truck. He was outside CES local. It had been 4 years since he had joined CGM. These people were his family as far as he was concerned.
He split and was now looking at himself.
"Ro sham bo!" They yelled
Scissors.
They both smiled and shook hands.
"Uhm excuse me do you know what is happening in thr building? Are you security?"
Izuku locked eyes with the other him before turning around to see who was asking the question. An old man stood a few yards away. He stood expectantly waiting for an answer form either of the two.
"Where not security. I think security is already on it. There was a loud boom not too long ago if you heard that." The two Izuku's said, going bar for bar like a rap duo.
"Uh okay. Well why are you here then?"
"We were given the wrong dates so we thought convention was today. We're just going to sit it out until we're let in."
"Are you convention goers or?"
"We have a spot to show off a few things."
Izuku was a pathological liar, and a good one too. This clashed with thirties quirk a lot and Izuku would frequently have mini anxiety attacks in the workshop. When it came to making shit up on the spot, Izuku was a black belt.
"Oh really!" The man said enthusiastically. "What company are you representing?"
"Audio technica."
"Nice nice. I'm going to the convention in a few days. Will I see you there?"
"Yeah."
Izuku started to think even he was dragging this out a bit. He looked to the other him and looked at his waistband, shaking his head questioningly.
The other Izuku shrugged. Suddenly a red light could be seen coming around the corner from the convention back entrance.
Izuku looked at himself and smiled.
"Would you look at that man! It's the BMW guys trying the new prototype. Do you think we could get a ride?" Izuku said, looking at the man.
The man's mouth stood open in amazement.
"Wow really. Go talk to em'." He said. Izuku fused together with himself and waved over the slick BMW.
It rolled over and popped a window open.
From the man's perspective he saw a small guy who represented audio technica chatting up a few guys from BMW.
When the window popped Izuku was met with the angry eyes of Sadie.
"Didn't we tell you to cap their knees Twin?"
"No, I said I was going to do that. But I've got something better in mind. This guy thinks we work for the companies at CES. I said he could get a ride in the new prototype. He's dumb as shit so he believes everything I say. Please let him ride with us. It's only you, me, and O2 and there's 5 seats."
The window next to sadie rolled down and O2 appeared.
"This car, can drive itself, and it has an AI so that it understands the directions you give it."
Izuku looked shocked before speaking.
"No way! Let me drive."
"Why do you think the driver seat is empty? I we know you've been improving.
"Sick, thanks!" Izuku said as he moved around to the drivers side of the car.
As he stepped in he looked at the others and spoke, "Aight pretend that you guys represent BMW." Getting nods from O2 at least, Sadie just shook her head and looked out of the window.
They rolled up to the middle aged man and Izuku skirted down the window. This was the fanciest car he had ever been in so he admired every detail. Izuku looked up at the man and spoke, "we got you to where you need to go. Why are you out here anyways?"
The man jumped a bit in excitement, he was prolly a nerd.
"Oh really?! Thank you guys so much. I was just coming home from the concert on the other side of town."
Izuku smiled and feigned surprise.
"Really? Who was performing?"
The man looked even more excited as he began to speak,
"Machine girl, they are sort of niche but they make really cool music."
Izuku had never heard of them before but he nodded along as he spoke.
"Well, get in man like I said we'll drive you home, and then some."
Izuku smiled a cheery smile which was returned by the man, who hastily opened the passenger door and sat in next to O2, who promptly scooted further away.
Izuku turned around, "These are my coligues here at the CES convention. We're all great friends so they let me drive today ain't that right?" He said as he looked over to O2, who looked stumped at what to say.
"Yeah that's right twin." Sadie said, turning from the window to face the man. "And what's your name?" She asked. Izuku was surprised that she decided to act along with him. She wasn't as good of an actor as Izuku but he was impressed that she even made an attempt.
"Oh it's Hanta, Reikido. Pleasure to meet you all. How does it feel working at BMW?"
This guy was very talkative. That's not right. This guy asked to many questions.
"I bet it's really fun. My position is fun too. Being an audio engineer for a big company that specializes in just audio." Izuku said bantering along with the man. Sadie exhaled a tired breath as if to say, "this is too much for me man you take it."
Izuku understood and looked the man in the eyes through the rear view mirror.
"Yeah I bet." He said, but then Izuku noticed a sort of confused look on the man's face as they were pulling out. Izuku raised his eyebrows questioningly, which got him speaking, "If you don't mind me asking, how did you get the audio engineering job. You look really young. Like not to be rude but you don't look a day over 10."
"12." O2 said and chuckled a bit.
Izuku inhaled, a bit annoyed that he wasn't 20 like the average age of a CGM member before he spoke.
"Funny you should ask, I'm actually twenty even though it doesn't look like it. I'm twenty too."
"You're 22? Or 20?"
"I'm twenty. People call me twenty,,, too."
"Oh okay. Figured as much now that I see you're driving."
The man didn't prod more into Izuku's current profesion, which he was thankful for.
After a while of driving Izuku asked the man where he lived, to which he promptly responded, "oh you drove by my house a few minutes ago."
…
"Why didn't you tell us when we did?" Sadie asked, she was clearly annoyed that they had to have the man on board. His constant questioning didn't go well with her bad temper, but praise to her, she was keeping it together great. Izuku saw O2 giving him a questioning headshake from the mirror. Izuku promptly checked that there wasn't anyone behind him and slammed on the breaks. Everyone in the car flew forward at the impressively good breaks.
"Damn that pedal has some power to it!"
The collective reaction was one of anger and confusion.
"What the fuck twin? Why did you do that without telling us?" Sadie asked.
Hanta looked confused, "Before telling us? Why did he do that period?"
Izuku sat calmly as he put the car in reverse.
"We're driving you home." He said calmly, even his temper being at its whits end.
Sadie eyerolled as she saw what Izuku was doing.
"Tell us when we're about 50 feet away."
Izuku said as he was turned to look backwards.
Hanta mimicked what he was doing and he nodded, now slightly scared.
"Good."
…
Hanta gave a signal after a few minutes. Izuku brought the car to a slow and eventually a stop before opening the drivers door, and splitting. Izutwo opened the passenger door like a hotel clerk, standing aside. Izuku then looked at O2 and made a finger gun gesture. O2 nodded and proceeded to take aim at Hanta who was looking at Izutwo in amazement.
*PANG
Hanta went flying out the car as the air blast hit him. Izutwo got in the passenger seat and gave O2 a look while he was shaking his hand like he'd just hit it with a hammer.
"Fuck that guy." Sadie said as she turned to the others. She was smiling.
"Fuck that guy." The twins said simultaneously.
"Right." O2 said, "was fun to shoot him out the car. What he deserves to be honest."
Izuku swayed his head from side to side.
"Let's see what this guy listened to."
It was paused after only five seconds, and no more music was played for the entire ride.
…
Fire carjacking
Izuku was in a bush outside of a mansion. Next to him sat sixes. They were both scouting for people passing by or potentially the owner of what they were looking at.
After a while Izuku scrunched up his nose, it was itching. Then he pulled up a piece of paper from his pocket.
It was a crudely drawn comic page. On the top it read, "How to steal a car 101"
On the bottom it was signed by sixes in a perfect signature. This had been a present for him for his 13th birthday, and now it was his first time putting it to use.
On the first slide it showed a man holding a grey object. Text read, "spark plugs can be thrown at windows to shatter them instantly.
Izuku's attention was pulled from the comic to sixes outstretched hand. I his palm lay a pair of spark plugs.
"You don't even need an entire plug, you can just break off a little piece."
Izuku nodded, "Good to know." He said before looking back to the comic. The rest was crude drawings and detailed descriptions of how to Hotwire a car in Japan. After a minute Izuku nodded again and looked to sixes.
"You ready?" He said, to which Izuku nodded for a third time.
They stood up from the bush and made their way towards the driveway of the mansion.
They car they were looking at was a red RX5 that sixes had been looking at for a while. This car belonged to one Enjie Todoroki, aka, Endevour the number two hero in Japan.
As they got up to the car Izuku stopped for a second.
"What if he catches us? He'll probably incinerate us."
"He'll prolly get away with it too." Sixes responded.
"He's a hero. They're allowed to kill if they believe it's right."
Izuku held the broken off piece of spark plug up so he could see it clearly.
"Do we risk it?"
"Yeah we do. This guy I'm like 99% sure beats the fuck out of his kids, and they're like experiments too, bro sent his wife to a mental hospital so who knows what could be going on in here."
Izuku looked at him with a face that said "I don't really believe you." Before he spoke, "So you're saying that this is the right thing to do?"
Sixes put his hand up.
"I'm not saying anything. It's your call. Your birthday present."
Izuku smiled before taking a step back and flicking the piece of plug from his finger toward the window.
It shattered violently. Izuku opened the door and sat down in the deep seats of the sports car. He pulled the guide out from his pocked and placed it on the dashboard before following it step by step. The result was a started car and a silenced alarm. Izuku looked over, expecting sixes to be next to him but he was still outside. In fact, he was banging on the window to be let in. Izuku did so and as he got in he yelled, "FUCKING GO HE'S ON HIS WAY HERE!"
Izuku fumbled with the gear stick and gulped, pulling out of the driveway as fast possible, leaving tire marks on the road, and the grass he rolled over on the way out.
After a few seconds Sixes dropped the scared facade and started laughing.
"I'm just fucking playing with you Twin, we're all good."
Izuku pressed the gas peddal to the floor as he looked over at Sixes who now looked a bit scared.
"Fuck you Six."
The red RX5 was later sawed in half at the workshop and made into a little sleeping quarter for Izuku if he was ever too tired to go home.
…
Scammer get scammed.
Izuku was in the now familiar red dodge charger, in the front seat this time. Seven was driving. They were silent as they pulled up to the place. They were under a bridge in northern Musutafu. Seven looked over at Izuku as they stopped.
"You handle the talking and I'll back you up if they try anything."
Izuku heard what she said but chose not to respond. On the other side of the bridge, in the shadows stood two people, along with two motorcycles. They were here to make an exchange.
Izuku nodded and smiled a bit. He then opened the door and made his way to the back and popped the trunk open. Inside lay a black case. It was high quality and cost a lot to buy. Luckily, CGM stopped having money issues ever since Izuku arrived. From selling gold to make some legal cash, to actually starting a car workshop, and gutting and duplicating all the car parts.
Seven and Izuku obviously weren't here to exchange this case of contents for money. He took it in his left hand and as he did he saw Seven step out of the driver side door and kneeled toward the side of the car.
Izuku started walking towards the two boys on the other side. He had a confident walk, he wasn't shy before he joined, but now he definitely wasn't. He though back as he walked. This wasn't really a checkpoint in his criminal career but it was something. He thought about what he'd learned. How crazy it was to be more comfortable driving than most adults. He knew the ins and outs of cars. He was one with them, two or three with them even.
"What the fuck are you doing here kid?" One of the guys asked.
Izuku stopped in his tracks. A smile growing on his face. This was going exactly as planned.
"Uuuhm, I represent CGM. I'm here to make a deal." Izuku said. Putting on his best clueless accent, and it worked.
"Ehyy Cuso, they sent a fucken' kid to get this." On of them said.
"Who do they think they are?" The one who was called Cuso responded.
Cuso stood up from his motor cycle and Izuku spotted a bag of what was presumably what he was here to get was sitting next to the bike the Bosuzoku member had gotten up from.
"Look kid. Do you even know what you're dealing with?" He asked genuinely. This surprised Izuku a bit.
"Yes. I'm a high standing member of the gang. Why wouldn't I."
Izuku knew he wouldn't like that answer, and Izuku was right.
Cuso was silent for a second.
"Look kid. You're not a "high standing" member of CGM. I don't believe it. Now what I suggest you do is you give me whatever you think is in that case, and then you go to whoever sent you and ask them to send somebody else and they will get their things."
The other guy shook his head like he was dissatisfied with whatever was happening.
"You think I'm retarded or something." Izuku said calmly, smile still on his face.
Cuso's eyes grew wide.
"Kid you are starting to get on my nerves. I'm trying to be nice here, can't you see? I could just take the case you're holding by force but I don't feel like hurting a kids feelings today."
Izuku looked at the Bosuzoku member as if he was sizing him up.
"You wanna try fatso?"
Cuso was silent again.
"What did you say?!"
Izuku but the inside of his chin a bit.
"I think you heard me." He was still calm as ever but he had dropped the smile and the cute tone. Replacing it with a more serious one.
This appeared to royally piss of the obese man.
"Seems I got an attitude problem on my hands!" He said as he stepped forward pressing his finger on Izuku's chest. Izuku looked down and bit his lower lip slightly to hide his growing smile. Izuku was then pushed back. Not hard enough to send him to the ground but he stumbled a bit.
Izuku composed himself before giving the man a pleading look.
"Oh I'm sorry for my behavior I have a diagnosis. L-Let me go over this with one of my fellow high standing gang member."
Cuso's lips curled slightly as his mouth stood ajar. Izuku saw Cuso glance behind him.
"What, that bitch over there?" Cuso said, pointing towards Seven.
Izuku bore a downward smile as he locked eyes with the Bosuzoku member.
"No sir."
*split
"Alright twin. What's the game plan?"
"III don't know. I think if we make a run for it we could make it easily."
"Yeah right. I mean, even with the bike. What are you willing to bet that it's twice as fast if he's not on it."
"You're right, but, we do still need what they have. So, what do we do?"
Cuso was frozen in shock at what he was seeing. At the blatant disrespect, at the fact he was making an illegal trade with what looked to be a pre-pubescent boy, and that there were two of him.
"I don't know twin, I think we might need another perspective."
*Split
Izuku the third said nothing for the first few seconds of his life. Then he turned to his twins and shook his head a bit as he held his hand out towards the fat man.
Izuku the first rubbed under his lip for a bit before speaking, "You're absolutely right." Izuku took a step forward, coming closer to the man who towered over him. Cuso looked down in shocked confusion at the boy who stood still.
Then Izuku, without any warning, swung his right leg back before doing the same forwards, his foot landing neatly between the mans legs. Cuso's body jumped like he had just been struck by a bolt of lightning. Everything was silent as he looked down, his expression twitching a bit along with his stomach convulsing. Slowly, Cuso put a hand over his crotch and turned around as he keeled over. After a dozen seconds he was on the ground, not saying anything, just looking forward with this gaunt expression on his face. Izuku bit the inside of his chin a bit as he stood there.
"You little brat." Came the surprisingly calm voice of the other biker.
The three Izuku's looked up to him before two of them looked to the greenie closest to the man expectantly.
Cockpuncher Izuku reeled his fist back, ready to do again what had worked before. He threw his punch as the two copies beside him stood in awe.
*DING!
It sounded like he had just punched a cast iron block. Almost instantly, Izuku No.3 recoiled his arm as he started shaking his hand in the air.
"Aw ow ow ow fuck god damn it!"
Profanity on profanity was spouted, doing nothing to soothe the pain of the young boy.
"This guy 's got a chrome co-"
His words were cut short by a hand squeezing tightly around his neck. Izuku the third was elevated a few feet off the ground, staring the biker in the eye.
"Oh Jesus." One of the two watching said calmly. Not a thought to try and save their brother. But after a few moments one looked to the other.
"Yo, why haven't you done anything?"
The one in question looked back.
"I'm a procrastinator, I struggle with decision making."
"Yeah I know how that feels but like, he's gonna die or like get brain damage if we don't do anything soooo."
"Yeah we should do something."
"Okay what?"
"You tell me."
"Okay. Do you think he has only an iron junk or is it like the rest of his body that's rock hard too?"
"Maybe he's just wearing a dick shield like a pussy."
…
Their conversation went on with no end in sight.
…
Seven had been watching the altercation from the car with a look of curiosity. There were multiple times she thought about interrupting but she chose to see where this headed. Now she was watching her kid get choked out by a middle aged biker, and she almost was not phased by it. She started walking at a medium pace toward the action. Wondering what the other two were thinking.
Eventually she reached them.
"Oi!" She said, getting the attention of everyone but the strangled Izuku who was squirming around in vain trying to get out of the bikers grasp.
"Let him go would you. He's my partner." Her voice was commanding, but not mad.
"And why should I do that?" The biker responded, equally stern and equally calm.
"Cause I cave your skull in." She said, calmly still, but there was clear aggression present.
"Didn't you hear your boys, I'm made of"chrome "."
"So you wanna catch these hands?"
The biker just shrugged and let go of Izuku before cracking his knuckles.
"Let's have it then."
Izuku the unconscious laid sprawled out on the ground. Seven gave him a quick look before turning to the others.
"Grab your friend we're leaving." She said, putting her hands in her pockets.
The two conscious Izuku's gasped in shock at this.
"What?"
Said the biker, putting his hands out, questioning her.
Seven shrugged, saying nothing.
"Are you fucking serious?" He said, taking a step closer, but the moment he did Seven turned to him quickly, throwing three quick punches.
*Jab
*Jab
*Hook
*DING
*DING
*DING
Just like that and he was out, completely unconscious.
Izukus' mouthes stood open, their jaw's figuratively on the floor.
"Holy shit. The one two punch followed by the nastiest hook I've ever witnessed. Why are you not a pro?"
"Left right goodnighted that motherfucker Jesus!"
Seven shook her head and smiled a bit. She was proud of herself for that one.
"Get your guy up while I pick up what we came here for, and then let's get going."
On her way around the bikes she kicked Cuso for good measure, just so that he wouldn't get back up.
The two greenettes went over to the third as he started to move.
"You okay there twin?" One asked.
The one on the ground was panting, and he looked weak. He started mouthing a word but it took him a while to get the thing out.
"Fuh- f- fuh- Fuck tou guys." He said, his voice hoarse and airy.
"Oh shit! He crushed your throat bad. What could that be, voice box problems?"
"Yuh -y - you, did, nothing, while, he, st- str- strangled, me."
"Yeah yeah you know we're procrastinators you can't blame us. Do you wanna hug it out?"
Izu3 nodded his head and stretched his arm out.
Izu1 and 2 grabbed them and hoisted 3 up to their level, then they fused.
In the car, Izuku and Seven sat and talked about what happened.
"Nice dick punch by the way. Could feel it from where I was standing."
"Yeah thanks, I tried twice but I wasn't really expecting to be fighting against the man of steel so. Your shit though, it was clean and elegant, saw the feet shuffle too, Muhammad Ali vibes you know."
Seven just nodded as they rode, with a gun in the glove compartment that would be used to commit the first gun crime in 50 years.
End of chapter
Notes: This is a longer chapter. For those wondering if he's gonna be a villain or hero, he's gonna be a hero in the end, the planning for this story will have him doing a bit of everything. Vigilante villain and hero. You're in for a ride if you wait the full 10 years it would take to finish this story based on the pace I'm working at.
Anyways, sorry for any mistakes and love always, Ckahte