Episode 12: Grand Chef Auto
Chris: (Recapping the last episode) Last time in Total Drama Revenge Of The Island, our players went on a hunt for buried treasure, aka Gwen and Sam, Cameron and Fabia tried to hide Mike's multiple personalities from Zoey but spilled the beans on Scott way to keep a secret you two, Dakota got a little to cozy with toxic waste and mutated into Dakotazoid but after Scott used the invincibility statue Dakota got the Hurl of Shame, adios, mutante! Who'll be the next Hurl? How will we hurt them beforehand? Find out the answers to these questions and more, right now, right here, on Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!
(Theme Song Plays)
First two spotlights appears the first light appears to be bent in many places, while the second light has cobwebs around it then two cameras pops out of a toxic waste bin, and out of a hole in a tree with a tentacle around it, respectively
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine,
You guys are on my mind.
The camera moved throughout the camp, passing the interns carrying a totem while being whipped by Chris. The camera climbed to the top of the cliff and humped down into the water where Cameron was seen drowning, the camera soon show that he is rescued by B, who was in a canoe with a mechanical fishing pole, with Nate and Jenna floating behind him on a surfboard, suddenly Cameron is flung into the woods with so much force that his underwear falls on B's head, making Nate worry for him, while Jenna can help but laugh at B
You asked me what I wanted to be
and now I think the answer is plain to see,
I wanna be famous.
The camera shows Jo hitting a punching bag, only to stop when Cameron falls on her arms, but she drop him as she saw Brick jogging past her, Fabia is drawing Dawn meditating with the animals until a mutant gopher rise under Fabia making both girls run screaming
I wanna live close to the sun,
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
The camera goes over to the waterfall where Zoey and Mike are in a raft; the former noticeably mad while the latter is acting like his alternate personality, Svetlana. Then their raft goes over the edge of the waterfall, and they fall out. Lightning is repeatedly lifting a massive log like a weight while he stands on a larger log that is spread out over a gorge. The raft falls past behind him while Zoey and Mike land on the log that he is lifting. The weight of all three of them causes the log underneath Lightning to break, and they all fall off-screen
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day.
Scott, leaning against the confessional, laughs at their misfortune until Fang comes out and scares him off, the camera then moves over to Chef's kitchen where he pulls a pair of earmuffs out of a pot of soup, quickly putting them on before looking behind him with an annoyed expression. The camera pans over to Staci at the counter, babbling away until Chef shoves a spoon of food into her mouth to shut her up making, Ace and Isaac sigh relieved, but then Ace turns irritated and saw Anne María spraying herself, he tries to stop her, but she spray him covering the camera
Cause, I wanna be famous!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
The camera pans outside where Jo beat Brick in their race while on the Dock of Shame, Sam is playing on his Gameguy with Knuckles watching until it's snatched away by a sasquatch. Sam and Knuckles tries to take it back but to no avail
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
Dakota then grabs the camera and moves it over to her, where she kisses the lens, leaving a pink lipstick stain, an intern briefly appears to wipe it off, Dakota begins posing and blowing kisses, then a bucket of water is dumped on her from above, and when she looks up angrily, it is revealed to be Chris on a jet pack, the burst of fire from his jetpack transitions the scene from day to night, where Mike and Zoey are holding hands until Chef comes over in a HazMat suit, holding a pair of tongs that holds the Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom, Mike and Zoey quickly retract from the dangerous marshmallow
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Whistling theme
The camera zooms out to show the entire cast around the campfire
(Theme songs end)
The episode begins in the woods at dawn with a bird singing until the tentacle tree punched it as a huge siren wails throughout the camp, waking everyone up, Chris is shown wearing a war helmet setting off an alarm
Chris: Wake up campers! Today we have a very special treat
Lighting: (gasp) fantasy football?
Zoey (gasp) espressos?
Knuckles: boxing showdown?
Scott: helicopter bear hunt?
Chris: nope, it's merge day no more Team Rats and Team Maggots, from now on it's every man and woman and Cameron for himself!
Confessional
Jo: the merge, finally all that team hooey was really a chafing my butt Lighting's been pretty useful thought I may keep him around a while longer just to intimidate the others
Knuckles: the merge, I knew it would come this far, now I only need an alliance so I won't end up being voted out, but maybe after I voted out Jo, I still have to win our bet
End of Confessional
Chris: (talking to a radio) Chef drop it like it's hot
Chef in a helicopter pressed a button and dropped a large concrete block heading towards the Maggots' hut, the ones there ran out screaming not to be crushed, and the block ended up destroying their hut
Zoey: you crush our cabin with a block of solid concrete?
Fabia: What the hell was all that for?!
Chris: I have a bunch left over from building amonument to myself I called it (cuts to a mountain with Chris's face on it) Mount Chris more! (A couple of seagulls perch on top of the mountain and throw some poop in Chris's face, and they laugh high fives) from now on you'll all share one tiny little cabin
Zoey: But all of our stuff was in there!
Chris: yes and because I'm nice and not heartless I'll help you get it out one McLean brand pickaxe (shows a small pickaxe) children size (Laughs and throws the pickaxe, hitting Cameron, as he ride a ladder on Chef's helicopter) enjoy, later taters (he laugh until he got hit by the concrete block) Chef!
Jo: (chuckles): glad that wasn't our cabin
Lighting: (chuckles) score one for team dude (punches Jo on the arm and walks away)
Cameron: (approaching Jo) hey Jo now that the teams are disbanded if you want some brain to compliment your brawn maybe we can make and arrangement
Jo: nice try chicken legs but I've already got my quarterback
Lighting: we are going all the way to the finals 205, 6, 7, 8, 10, uh... 9
Knuckles: yeah... Let's see how that works out
Zoey was using the little beak to try and get his things
Zoey: oh come on, give me my clothes back
Mike: hey Zoey, they are probably too big but I found and extra pair of Brick's boots if you want them (throws them at her)
Zoey: aw... Mike you are so sweet especially now that you stopped doing those crazy characters (she suddenly smells the boots making herslips and falls but Mike catches her)
Mike: Gotcha!
Zoey: wow you are a really lifesaver
Confessional
Zoey: I don't even know how many times Mike's saved my butt. Mike, if you're watching this, me and my butt thank you
End of Confessional
Scott: (watching this from afar) ah lookie, lookie, multiple Mike thinks he's a ladies man (laughs) what a loser
Cameron: (walks over to him) Scott, you can't talk about Mike's multiple personality disorder he told us in strict aspiring doctor patient confidentiality, besides he's got it under control
Scott: oh does he?
Cameron: yes, although some of them are harder to contain, you probably already knew this from Fabia's notes but every time Mike's loses a shirt Vito pops out you can't say anything (begging) please
Scott: relax bubbles I ain't a squealer (points at her) that's your job (Cameron is shocked)
Confessional
Cameron: I'm so bad at keeping secrets
End of Confessional
As Scott walks away, Cameron is dragged by Fabia who looks annoyed
Fabia: did you really has to spills more beans,
Cameron: what do mean?
Fabia: I indeed write the triggers but I erase which personality they trigger in case Scott tried to steal it, and now you give it the trigger to Vito, the easiest to manipulate
Cameron: (ashamed) sorry
Fabia: (sigh) it's fine I have an idea to deal with this
Cameron: really? What is it?
Fabia: you watch over Mike, leave Scott to me
Then we cut to the eight campers lined up in front of Chris and Chef
Chris: challenge time, today it's all about grabbing them and tagging them and to show you how it's done I give you Total Drama's favorite juvenile delinquent Duncan! (Chef with wheelbarrow, brings Duncan tied up) Duncan owes me screen time for for skipping out on Total Drama World Tour, so I saved an extra painful challenge demo just for him
Duncan: eat dirt McLean!
Chris: (point ms at him) no that's your job, first up the smash and grab (a screen shows the kitchen) hidden somewhere in the mess hall kitchen (then the screen shows a barn with eight go-karts ) are eight keys to Chef's prize collection of vintage go-karts, some drive like well-oiled machines others not so much
Chef: Chris, don't let these clowns drive my karts, they'll smash them!
Chris: yes and car crashes equals ratings demo time Duncan! Chef, let this bird out on a day pass (Chef sets Duncan free and starts running)
Duncan: LATER LOSERS! (Laughs)
Chris: Okay, probably should have seen that coming
Scott: (grabbing Mike's arm) Here's the deal, you help me win today's challenge and I won't tell Zoey the truth about all your funny characters
Mike: (surprised) How do you know that?!
Cameron: sorry...
Confessional
Mike: Scott of all people to find out, maybe I should tell Zoey the truth, I mean she's chill she can handle multiple personalities right? She won't just think I'm some freakish weirdo right? Right? (gasp and turn into Chester) sure and my saggy old butt will get crowned Miss Canada! (takes the toilet paper and puts it on her shoulder like a ribbon) Here I am, Miss Canada...
End of Confessional
Then we cut to the lined up campers about to enter the dining room
Chris: players commence smashing and or grabbing... now
The campers enter the kitchen and start searching
Mike: Okay a key where would Chris hide a key? (looks into a jar of salt, but the salt lands in his eye) SALT, AHHH!
Jo: (grabbing the drawer handle and looking at Lighting) Ready?
Lighting: I was born ready!
Jo: (opens the drawer but doesn't see anything) no key here oh well, at least this challenge isn't dangerous (but when she closed the drawer, she saw a mutant beetle attack her in the face)
Cameron: (checking under the table bet there's a key under here (pulls out some peanuts) peanuts? Hello increased stamina (starts looking again, where there was a beetle putting salt on his arm and then it bit him) OUCH!
Knuckles: (looking at the sink) maybe around here? (a tentacle suddenly came out from the sink, grab him and drag him into the sink)
Scott: well that something you don't see everyday (look at Mike looking in the closet) Mike, open that broom closet for me
Mike: do it yourself!
Scott: Oh, Zoey!
Mike: (sighs) Ugh, fine, (opens the closet and sees only brooms) oh, brooms, I'm scared-(suddenly a beetle jumps in his face) AHHH SCOTT YOU M*bleep*CKER!
Scott: (checking the closet) nope no keys in there
Zoey: (looking at a bucket) I think I found something (walks over to the bucket, but a beetle inside pulls at her hair) HEY! MIKE!
Mike: (removing the beetle) Zoey (walks up to Zoey)
Zoey: a little help
Scott: oh Mike! (picks up trash bag) root through this garbage (drops bag on floor) now
Mike looks both ways, until he sighs and starts looking in the garbage bag as he groans in disgust and Scott laughs at him
Fabia push the beetle allowing Zoey to stick her head out of the bucket
Fabia: you OK?
Zoey: (ignore her and look at Mike) Mike
Confessional
Zoey: Okay, I get that we're all going for the million bucks but ditching me to help Scott what is Mike's deal
End of Confessional
Lighting manages to get the beetle out of Jo's face, but it lands on Mike's crotch and starts biting him, and he screams as Scott laughs more
Lighting: (looking up from the closet) Jo! (pulls out a key) I've got one team dude yeah baby (walks away leaving Jo)
Jo: hey
Confessional
Jo: jockstrap still doesn't get it to the boss go the spoils, and I'm the boss ergo, he should be spoiling me, maybe he's outlived his usefulness after all
Knuckles: (outside) having trouble?
Jo: zip it, knucklehead!
End of Confessional
Zoey: (using a mop to hit the beetle) give me that key (thebeetle spits out water and the key, and she catches it) sweet!
Jo: (looking for the key inside the trash) oh yeah
Cameron is slammed into the table and is soon ejected outside, but with the key in his hand
Cameron: (pained) Yes!
Fabia: (looking inside the fridge) score
Scott: (drops a jar and it breaks revealing the key) bingo! (picks it up then sees Mike with a gold key) wow there's a gold key?
Mike: I found it in the garbage!
Scott: You need give me that key!
Mike: oh come on
Scott: Oh Zoey
Mike: (groan) ugh, fine (exchanges his key with his)
Scott: pleasure doing blackmail with ya (laughs as he walks away leaving Mike sighing)
Fabia: for Pete's sake Mike are you really gonna let Scott use you like that?!
Mike: what other choice I have?
Fabia: you have to be... Just tell Zoey already
Zoey: tell me what?
Mike: (nervous) nothing
Zoey: anyway have anyone seen Knuckles?
Suddenly the sink started bubbling and Knuckles came out holding a key
Knuckles: (pained) got one
Confessional
Knuckles: this is not my day
End of Confessional
Then we cut outside the dining room, where Chris and Chef were
Chef: you let them trash my kitchen, Chris man! Do you know how long that's going to take to clean up?
Chris: buddy, brother from another mother, relax it's cool... (hands him a mop) see I got you a new mop! (walks away as Chef growls and breaks the mop in two)
Then we cut inside the barn, where the campers were lined up with gps and a paint can
Chris: say hello to challenge two, 'Extreme Chef Auto', you each been given a can of spray paint and a GPS map of the island, your mission race your go-karts around the island and be first a graffiti tag three landmarks (shown on a rock gram) the rock wall of mount looming disaster, (the tree similar to the one in episode 4 is shown) the spooky tree in the haunted forest (a totem of various animals is shown) and the tippy top of a giant totem pole, oh and the go-karts you'll have to steal them from Chef (Chef growls from a distance, next to the karts) the first player to completely tag all three landmarks wins immunity... and they not only get to choose who will be eliminated today they'll get and advantage onto the next challenge (campers gasp in shock) all right and GO!
Scene shows Chef looking at the campers
Jo: (scoffing) Uhhh, is Chef gonna stare us to death? Big deal! (high fives with Lightning)
Chef: Nobody...touches my stuff...nobody (snaps his fingers and several menacing laser squirrels appear and the campers gasp in shock)
Cameron: Laser squirrels!
Knuckles: hit the deck!
The squirrels start shooting lasers at them and start screaming, as Chris relaxes in a beach chair
Chris: I love it when Chef gets mad, don't you, who will survive his wrath? Find out after the break right here Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!
(Commercial Break)
Then we cut to the campers running as the squirrels attack them, Jo and Lighting getting cornered by the wall and Chef walking up to them
Chef: Game over, you are coming with me!
The squirrels came out of the karts and started attacking several campers
Zoey: (with squirrels on her) They're in my hair
Mike: Zoey
Scott: Mike, cover me while I grab my go-kart!
Mike: Oh, are you got to be- (Scott grabbed him and started using him as a human shield) oh fine
Cameron: (with squirrels on top of him) Ow, ouch, they're all over me and they're biting my nuts (pulls a ball of nuts out of his pocket, and the squirrels stare hungrily) Do you want this? Come get it! (throws the bag away and the squirrels follow)
The bag of peanuts ended up falling on the shirt of Jo, who was being escorted by Chef along with Lighting
Jo: Huh? (The three of them see the squirrels running towards them and they start running)
Cameron: (sitting in a go-kart) My first time behind the wheels, Yay! (The kart starts but ends up narrowing)
Scott: (in a gold go-kart) Gold key, gold go-kart, that's the recipe for victory! Giddy up (Starts the go-kart but realizes the front wheels were cinder blocks) HEY, IT'S NOT FAIR!
Mike: (in his go-kart) Um, I don't know, I think you got what you deserved (starts his go-kart with his key)
Scott: (to him) give me my key back
Chris: whoa not so fast, no take backs on karts, especially the booier ones
Scott: (to Mike) get me to the finish lin-AHHH (he is interrupted by Fabia who RAM him with her kart)
Fabia: (faking ignorance) ups, I didn't see you there (Mike looks at her nervous)
Confessional
Mike: note to self NEVER get on Fabia's bad side
End of Confessional
Fabia: (to Mike) go ahead, he's mine (they see Zoey and Knuckles advancing behind them and soon follows)
Scott: what's your problem
Fabia: you are my problem, Mike has already enough trouble dealing with his disorder only for being blackmailed by you
Scott: oh yeah and what are you going to do about it? (he then move as Fabia try to ram him again) okay, maybe I shouldn't have asked (he start running away as Fabia start chasing him)
Confessional
Fabia: I know that's too much, but hey he asked for it
End of Confessional
As Scott keep running away from Fabia he noticed something, an oil barrel lying down next to a bunch of wheels
Scott: that would do the trick
He run to the oil barrel and throw it at Fabia making her slip with the oil and crash near Scott
Fabia: (dazed) oh... that's gonna hurt later (then notice something is missing) wait my hearing aids where?
Scott: right here (show her the hearing aids in his hand) and if you want them back you will have to take me to Mike (Fabia growls)
Confessional
Fabia: well that backfire big time
Scott: OK, slight change of plans, miss earphone have to go first, since she clearly not going to allow me to blackmail Mike
End of Confessional
Then moves on to Fabia's go-kart tied to Scott's with a rope, as Scott hits Fabia with a stick
Fabia: Is this stick really necessary?
Scott: not really, I just enjoy it!
Then we cut to Chef, where he was looking at Jo and Lightning locked in a cage
Jo: You can't do this to us!
Lighting: Yeah, Lighting can't be caged!
Chef: Tell it to your prison guard (points to tied up Fang, they gasp as Chef laughs and leaves)
Then we cut to Zoey at the first point, using her paint can to mark the rock
Zoey: First landmark, and first to tag it (finish scoring, it was a pink heart) go, Team Zoey!
Cameron: nice one Zoey!
Zoey: (off screen) thanks, good luck Cam
Cameron: (Starts to think) Hmm, what to tag? What to tag?...
Knuckles: how about someone simple (mark a brown C with a X on top of it) go Chaotix (leaves)
Cameron: OH I KNOW! (Starts to mark the rock, meanwhile Mike arrive)
Mike: alright (go to tag a green checkmark as Fabia and Scott arrive)
Fabia: there I take to Mike, now give me my hearing aids back
Scott: sure, but on the other hand (push Fabia to a bush) nope (put the hearing aids on the ground and step on them) I'll score first! (Gets out of his go-kart and marks the rock, it being a blue X)
Mike is about to go back to his go-kart, but notices that Cameron was doing something big on his mark
Mike: Wow, Cam, but you don't have to-(Scott grab his arm)
Scott: You are coming with me (drags him to the kart)
Cameron: (just listening) What was that? (shrugs and continues painting)
Fabia came out of the bushes only to almost being run over by Mike and Scott, then she finds her hearing aids, or what left of them
Fabia: (growling) that dirbag (she quickly tags a yellow circle and jump on Mike's go-kart)
Confessional
Fabia: (furious) not only he blackmail both me and Mike but also destroy my hearing aids, Scott I hope you realize that THIS MEANS WAR!
End of Confessional
Meanwhile with Jo and Lightning...
Jo: way to go jockstrap
Lighting: do not disrespect the Lighting
Jo: (blow her whistle) zip it what we need is a play, can you bend this bars?
Lighting: like straws (points at Fang) what about him?
Jo: leave fish face to me (Lightning starts trying to bend the bars)
Back at the race, Zoey was marking the tree
Zoey: two down and I'm the lead! (she leaves with her go-kart and then Knuckles, Mike and Scott arrive)
Scott: Ohhh Mike, go see if it's safe
Mike: Okay-(a tentacle from the tree grabs him and starts hitting him)
Knuckles: don't worry I'll help ya (a grab him too) darn it (start to be hit as well)
Scott: (smiling) Best blackmail ever
Returning to the cell, Lighting finally doubled the cell's barriers
Jo: nice now for that shark (pushes Lightning towards Fang, who bites his butt)
Lighting screams in pain as Jo go to her kart much to Lighting's surprise
Jo: nice knowing ya shark bait (start her kart) driver's ed don't fail me now (drives off in her go-kart, stopping meter by meter)
Lighting: (gasps) did Joe leave me behind on purpose?! I have to catch him so I can punch his lying face! (Fang bites him more) quit chewing my butt man! (bites him again) I'll take you to Scott! (Fang widens his eyes with excitement)
Then we cut to Lightning in his go-kart, with Fang driving for him
Lighting: go, Team Lightning (Then his GPS beeps and he looks at it)
The GPS showed a video with Chris, but this was seen without moving his face and in an unconscious position and static was heard
"Chris": (on gps) Listen...three landmarks...wasn't...tough...enough,...so...I added a fourth...(dot appears on map)...It's easy, one side in the center...of...the...island,...now get...tagging...and not...waste paint,...McLean out!
The scene then shows Chef with a doll of Chris in front of a camera and using a recorder
"Chris": (into recorder) ..McLean out (Chef looks at screen)
Chef: Nobody touches my stuff... NOBODY! (starts to laugh wickedly)
Back with Cameron, he had finished his purple painting, which was a drawing of The Creation of Adam with Chris giving him the money
Cameron: Magnifico
Suddenly Jo arrives
Jo: Why are you still here, bubble head? (Marks a prohibition sign on Cameron's painted face) it's a race, not art school! (she leaves with her go-kart leaving Cameron realizing his mistake and slapping his face)
Now we cut to the big totem pole, where Zoey was climbing to the top
Zoey: first to the top, come on, come on, two more to tag and I've won this thing
Suddenly Mike and Scott arrive
Scott: Mike, give me a boost! (Mike sighs and starts to help him up with his face)
Zoey: (seeing this) Mike, stop helping him and help yourself!
Mike: I'm honest
Scott starts to climb as Zoey reaches the top and pulls out her paint can
Zoey: in your face
Scott: in yours (throws the can at her and hits her, making her fall but she was holding on to a wing)
Zoey: Help!
Scott: (climbing) whoopsie
Mike: Zoey, hold on
Scott: (marking on top) Great, only one left (gets off and ends up hitting Mike who was trying to get on) I'm gonna need a tow to the last landmark
Knuckles: (arriving pretty bruised) hasn't he tow you enough, I mean you basically drag to the kart and left me getting beat by that tree
Mike: he's right tow yourself, I'll go help Zoey
Scott : fine, I'll just get a lift from someone else (rips Mike's shirt turning him into Vito)
Vito: hey yo bro you seen Anne Maria?
Knuckles: (raise an eyebrow) did you forgot? She's...
Scott: (smirking) not here but I know where, give a tow and I'll show you
Vito: you got it bro (walks off with Scott driving the go-kart, leaving Zoey in shock and Knuckles confused)
Zoey: MIKE!
Confessional
Knuckles: OK this is weird I mean, Mike saw Anne Maria getting hurled a few episodes ago, so how come he doesn't remember
End of Confessional
Jo is then seen driving but with her go-karts stopping several times, then Jo smells something
Jo: (sniffing) huh if I didn't know any better I'd swear that smells like- (turns around and is shocked) TESTOSTERONE (Lighting and Fang sprint past her, spinning them around)
Lightning: Take that, coach, SHA-BAM
Back in the totem...
Zoey: I can't hold on! (she falls off the totem pole and lands next to Cameron's newly arrived go-kart, which ends up flying to the top of the totem pole with Knuckles just reaching the wings)
Cameron: hey cool top of the pole, thanks Zoey!
Zoey: (walking angrily towards her go-kart) can't talk, (Fabia arrive)
Fabia: Zoey what's wrong?
Zoey: (get on her go-kart) gotta go punch Mike or Vito or whatever his name is (drives away)
Cameron: Fabia what happened?
Fabia: Scott took my hearing aids so I could drive him to Mike, heck he break them after it
Knuckles: (tagging) I don't know what's going on with Mike or what's your deal with Scott but if you wanna do something you should get going, cause Scott and Vito are already on it's way to the last landmark (climb down)
Fabia and Cameron: (gasps): OH NO!
Confessional
Cameron: I was so busy going solo, I forgot about Mike, being a good friend is way harder than it looks
Fabia: I forgot that Zoey doesn't know a thing about Mike personalities, I'm such a lousy friend
End of Confessional
Meanwhile, Lighting was starting to climb the totem pole with Fang waiting for him, and suddenly Chris arrives in a jeep with Chef at the wheel
Chris: And the winner of the Extreme Chef Auto is...! (not noticing anyone) where is everyone?
Lighting: (getting off his go-kart) going for that last landmark, the extra you added (He and Fang leave)
Chris: (confused) What last landmark? (Chef whistle innocently as Chris looks at his GPS and gasps) Mount Chrismore... DUNCAN!"
Chef: (smiling at him) That Duncan is one bad dude
Chris: Drive, we have to terminate this challenge with extreme prejudice ! (They go)
Then we cut to Mount Chrismore, where Vito and Scott had arrived
Vito: (getting up and looking around)
Okay, here we go, where's the club?
Scott: (with a big stick) right here! (Hits Vito in the head, knocking him unconscious, as he laughs mischievously as he starts to climb)
Zoey: (just arriving) Mike, we're done! (walks up to him) not that we ever even started you-(notices her unconsciousness) Mike? Mike? Mike!
The scene then fades to show Mike in his unconscious state
Mike: Zoey? Where am I? (gets up from the ground)
Vito: Hey, yo, we're all in your flippin mind
Chester: it's his subconscious you salami head
Svetlana: I think it's time ve show you who's boss!
Manitoba: (tying Mike up with rope) Yes, this shrimp keeps getting in my way with the ladies
Mike: I'm in the way? You guys have been pushing me around way too long, it's payback time! (Suddenly his four personalities start beating him)
Outside in the real world, Mike was beating himself up and Zoey was looking at him with concern
Zoey: Mike, what is wrong with you?
Cameron: (arriving with Fabia) He's fighting his multiple personalities for control!
Zoey: (confused) multiple personalities?
Cameron: what is wrong with me?
Fabia: you are really bad with secrets (grabs Zoey by her shoulders) listen Zoey Mike has multiple personality disorder, all those characters are actually different personalities within him, he didn't want you to know because he was afraid you would look him like a freak, apparently it has happen to him a lot back home
Zoey: (shocked) Mike, can you hear me, Mike!
Back in consciousness, Mike's hearing Zoey's screams made him spring into action and break free
Mike: THAT'S ENOUGH! (punches a Vito in the face) I'm taking control, starting now! (the rest of Mike personalities looks at each in worry before Mike starts pummeling them, leaving them on the ground groaning in pain) there that's more like it, from now on this brain has a new management, mine!
Back in reality, Mike gets up recovering
Zoey: (walking up to him) Mike, Mike, are you okay?
Mike: (smiling at her) better than okay, I won!
Confessional
Mike: I don't know how it happened, but somewhere in my brain I heard Zoey yelling, and the idea of losing my one shot with the coolest girl ever made me kind of lose it
End of Confessional
Mike: (holding Zoey's hands) Zoey, listen, my characters they're not just for show I have multiple personalities
Zoey: Yeah I know, Cameron and Fabia told me
Cameron: (offscreen) Sorry!
Fabia: (offscreen) not me, I did you a big favor buddy!
Mike: I should have told you first I just didn't want you to think I'm a total freak because the real me really likes you a lot (He tilts his head guiltily)
Zoey: (smiling at him) Are you kidding?! I love oddballs, and you're officially the coolest ever multiples means there's more Mike to love (She and he smile tenderly at each other)
Knuckles: (arriving) I take these are now a thing
Fabia: yup
Knuckles: about time
Meanwhile, Scott began to shake his can about to dial
Scott: Score one for Scott meister (Hears a horn and looks to where Fang and Lightning were driving up a ramp)
Lighting: Lighting for the win! (They both jump and Fang catches Scott in his mouth as Lighting starts painting Chris's face) SHA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BAM! (Ends up drawing a big red lightning bolt on Chris's face and falls to the ground.) Ouch!
Chris: (Just got here and sees his smeared face) "My face! My beautiful 50ft concrete face! (To chef) Did you have to stop at drive-thru?! (Chef calmly takes a drink)
Lighting: (getting up) Chris, I'd like to make my vote (points to Jo who just arrived) JOE IS OUT OF HERE!
Chris: No, no vote for you
Lighting: (shocked) WHAT?!
Chris: You fell for an obvious prank by Duncan
Duncan: (climbing out of a rock) Sorry, bro, that wasn't me (pulls out a button and presses it, causing the monument to explode in his face) Now that... That was me! (Starts to laughing as Chef, until Chris glared at him and stops laughing)
Fang is seen walking with Scott in his mouth, until he uses his can of paint on him and he spits it out, leaving his tongue of blue paint and coughing
We then cut to Chris, Chef, and the contestants at the elimination ceremony
Chris: The real final landmark was the totem pole, so immunity and today's sole vote goes to the first person to completely tag it...Scott!
Scott: (cheers) Yes!
Chris: Scott, eliminate a player of your choice (Whispers) ...choose Lighting
Lighting: (Getting to his feet.) NO! Eliminate Joe! he's a wreck!
Scott: (Points to the contestants.) Eeny, meeny, mine, moe (Thinks) Who's the biggest losio? (Points to...) it's Fabia!
Mike, Cameron and Zoey gasp in shock
Scott: (Looks at Fabia) that's what you get for messing with the Scott meister (laughs)
Fabia: and you know what you for messing with me?
Scott: no what?
Fabia: this (throws a bucket full of chum)
Scott: chum? That supposed to scare me
Fabia: I don't know (points forward) ask him
Scott: huh (looks behind him to see Fang licking his lips obviously attracted by the chum, looks at Fabia) well played (starts running away from Fang)
Chris: Fabia, The toxic marshmallow of Loserdom is all yours!
Chef walks out with The Toxic Marshmallow, as Fabia frowns in defeat
Then we cut to Fabia at Launch of Shame, with Mike, Zoey and Cameron watching
Chris: Well Fabia, I guess good deeds doesn't make you win after all, huh?
Fabia: zip it
Zoey: (to Fabia) Aww, and we were finally became great friends
Fabia: Well... At least Scott cannot blackmail Mike anymore so I'll take that
Mike: thanks for helping me with my disorder, how can we repay you
Fabia: simple just kick Scott-(Fabia is suddenly thrown by Chef as she flies away screaming as the trio looks in shock) BUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTT
Chris: and there she goes, who will be the next loser hurled? Will Knuckles wins his bet with Jo? What humiliating challenge awaits them? And where will I build my next monument to myself? Find out next time, in Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!
(End Credits)
-REMAINING COMPETITORS-
Mike, Knuckles, Jo, Lighting, Cameron, Scott, Zoey
-ELIMINATION TABLE-
19. Staci, The Compulsive Liar (Toxic Rats)
18. Dakota, The Fame-Monger (Toxic Rats)
17. Ace, The Hotshot (Toxic Rats)
16. B, The Strong, Silent Genius (Toxic Rats)
15. Nate, The Police Appretince (Mutant Maggots)
16. Issac, The Gentleman (Toxic Rats)
15. Jenna, The Hiker (Toxic Rats)
14. Sam, The Nice-Guy Gamer (Toxic Rats)
13. Dawn, The Moonchild (Toxic Rats)
12. Brick, The Cadet (Toxic Rats)
11. Anne Maria, The Jersey Shore Reject (Mutant Maggots)
10. The Dakotazoid (Mutant Maggots)
9. Fabia, The Disability Expert
After a while we are here, sorry if I take too much to update but I was busy with university, college how you wanna call it, and I maybe will take me more time to update between chapters
The one eliminated here is Fabia, Scott eliminate Fabia because of how she tried to stop his blackmail, kinda similar how Danicus Green eliminate Dawn instead of Mike
The next episode will take the campers to a fishing trip like no one has ever seen
Stay tuned for episode 13