Symbiote Surprise and Kree-Search and Development
Walking through the forests of Wisconsin was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Bizarro, Evil Solar Man, Boxy, Akira Otoishi, Idiot Teeth and Butch and Cassidy as well as Princess What's Her Name, Asami Sato, Salene Sallamandia, Leona Terra, Shannon Simpson and Andromeda Buster and we were heading to an awesome special location of unknown kind that was found on the scanners.
Nico: I have a feeling this location will be cool.
Qin: It sure will.
Lola: I'm excited for this one.
Me: Me too!
Nico: Yeah this will be fun.
Lincoln: It sure will be fun.
Nico: Princess, I want to thank you, Bizarro, and your teams for coming.
Princess What's Her Name: No problem Nico. This will be awesome.
Bizarro: Bizarro not excited for this.
Nico: We're sad for you.
Asami: I'm excited for this Nico.
Nico: I am too Asami.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Asami, are you ever going to get married to Korra?
Asami: I sure am. (Blushes) I love her more than anything.
Me: Aww so cool.
Varie: So awesome.
Asami: I know. She completes me.
Me: So adorable.
Lola: Yeah Luna said the exact same thing to Sam.
Laney: That is for sure. I think it's awesome.
Asami: And I'm happy for that and for me and Korra.
Nico: You should do it sometime in the future.
Asami: Agreed. Maybe we can make it a double wedding with Luna and Sam.
Me: Hey that's a good idea!
Asami: Thanks.
Lola: Yeah I like it. We'll have a rainbow pride wedding.
Nico: I like it.
Me: Yeah. Boy yesterday was awesome.
Nico: It sure was! Wow! That was awesome taking down Lego Kingpin and Steel Serpent.
Qin: That was fun.
Nico: We did all kinds of kung fu moves against them.
Me: We sure did.
Fluttershy: It was really fun doing all those.
Lola: It sure was awesome.
Varie: Yep.
Me: And Fluttershy your Chi powers really were amazing during then.
Fluttershy: I thought it was so fun.
Nico: You should be proud.
Fluttershy: Oh I was just doing my best to help.
Me: And you did great.
Lincoln: That is for sure Flutters.
Girl Jordan: I have a good feeling I know what's next. I played the game long ago myself and I know that we're facing Carnom next.
Me: Yes Carnom is next Girl Jordan.
Nico: Like I said Girl Jordan, you can blow Carnage to smithereens if he shows insanity.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: And I interrogated Steel Serpent before we left. Defeating Kang will separate Chronopolis.
Me: Whoa! I remember that. Just like in the comics and on the game.
Nico: Yep.
Laney: Aww does that have to happen? Chronopolis is a fun place.
Me: It sure is. I think it's fun too.
Camie: Some things are fun while they last.
Nico: Yeah.
We then arrived at the location and then we saw an AMAZING SIGHT! We saw a MOUNTAIN FOREST MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE! There was Swiss Cheese Mountains, Limburger Lakes, Mozzarela Trees and more!
Me: WHOA! A Cheese Mountain Forest!
We were in awe!
Nico: CHEEESE!
Nico laughed crazily and was eating mozzarella trees!
Me: Lets eat!
We got to eating cheese.
Nico had bleu cheese rocks, limburger cheese, Swiss Cheese mountain and more.
Maria: Save some for us bro!
We ate some too.
Me: (Eating Cheddar rocks) Mmm! Wow! This is amazing!
Eli: And it's all the way here in Wisconsin! Fitting too because Wisconsin makes some of the most amazing cheese ever.
Qin: It sure does.
Lola: Wow! This is awesome!
May ate some.
May: (Eating) Mmm! Yummy.
Laney: Wow this is really amazing!
Lincoln: Boy this is an amazing cheese haven here in Wisconsin!
Nico: AND I LOVE IT!
Qin: YEAH!
Nanette came up to us.
Nanette: Hey guys. Wow! A Mountain Forest made of Cheese!? This is amazing! And it's fitting too because we're here in Wisconsin.
Eli: I said the same thing.
Lola: Funny.
Nanette: Too bad I can't have any cheese because I'm lactose intolerant. Cheese and milk makes me fart.
Me: Geez.
Laney: Adam Lyon feels the same way. He can't have lactose either because he farts bad himself.
Nico: I didn't know that.
Nanette: Yeah I forgot to mention that. Sorry.
Qin: No worries.
Me: Well the soft cheeses have lactose in them but not cheeses like Cheddar, colby, Swiss or Mozzarella.
Nanette: Oh that's different.
Nanette had some cheddar and it didn't make her gassy.
Nanette: (Eating) Mmm! Good cheese.
Nico: Glad you like it.
Nanette: So it's the soft cheeses that bug me.
Me: Yeah.
Nanette: Still amazing cheese though.
Lisa Loud: Indeed. It sure is.
Me: I agree there.
I then saw something on the back of Lisa's neck.
Me: Wait Lisa there's something on the back of your neck.
Lisa Loud: Where?
I went over and looked.
Me: Hold still.
I looked and saw that it was a sparking microchip.
Me: It's a microchip!
Lisa Loud gasped!
Lisa Loud: How did that get on me!?
Me: Lets see.
I pulled it out and Lisa got a MASSIVE AND TERRIBLE HEADACHE.
Lisa Loud: SWEET EINSTEIN and all figures and fathers of science. I feel like I was run over by an alces alces.
Nico: What was that supposed to do?
Me: Lets see.
I looked at it with my data eyes and then I got a REALLY SHOCKING RESULT!
Me: (GASP) OH DEAR GOD! This is not good! Anna you and the guardian angels are not going to like this!
Anna Anyanova: What is it?
Me: This microchip is responsible for unleashing the darksides of Lisa, Lola, Lynn, Luan and Lori!
Anna Anyanova: (GASP) That's crazy!
Laney looked on Lola.
Laney: Lola has a chip too!
Eddy saw one on Luan!
Eddy: There's one on Luan!
Me: These chips have that crazy dark side serum in it and they are activated by remote control and they inject a tiny drop of it into them and it unleashes their dark sides!
Nico: I thought it was Dark Chase Young.
Me: These chips were made by him.
Nico: Oh man!
Me: Killjoy Huggins made them for him and he put them on the sisters when they weren't looking.
Rita: That explains why they got more and more violent every time. Oh man.
Lincoln: Yeah no kidding. Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency, and this is one person we're not going to like in the slightest: Nanette, are you familiar with someone by the name of Krystal Novvington?
Nanette gasped.
Nanette: (GASPS) Krystal Novvington?!
Nico: You know her?
Nanette: I wish I hadn't and you guys will despise her, Krystal Novvington is a bully that I knew from the past past and she hates me with a vengeance and she wants nothing more than to see me die.
We gasped.
Me: What a bitch!
Nanette: You have no idea, Krystal was a monster who caused destruction all over school by trashing lockers, destroying desks and chairs, and she's destroyed a lot of classrooms. But, in the end, I had busted her for destroying the cars of teachers in broad daylight, and when I showed the evidence to the teachers and the principal, they were all absolutely furious with her, and she was expelled from school, and on top of that, the teachers pressed charges on her for the destruction of their cars, her parents were forced to pay the teachers compensation for the cars which drained their savings down to nothing, and having had enough of their rampaging daughter, her parents disowned her and sent her to a boarding school in Russia.
We were livid, and immediately, we had murder on our minds.
Me: That...goddamn...rampaging, little...!
Nico: That's it, that rampaging she-beast is heading for a one-way train ride to Hell for this!
Ed Grant: Without a second thought!
Me: First lets get those chips off.
We got the chips off Lori, Luan, Lynn and Lola too and they got massive headaches.
Nanette got changed into her jumpsuit.
It was red.
Lola: (GROANS) What a headache.
Lori: I literally feel like I got hit by a comet.
Luan: This aches to pieces. (LAUGHS) Get it? But seriously my head really hurts.
Lynn: (GROANS) What a headache. I feel like I drank 100 bottles of beer.
Poromon: BEER!
Lynn: No Poromon I said that I feel like I drank that many beers.
Nico: Geez.
Lynn Sr.: What the ding dang jiminy happened guys?
Me: Ugly story.
I told them what happened.
Lynn Sr.: Oh man! That is terrible!
Nico: I know! At least we found the culprits behind the dark sides.
Me: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as big as The Hulk.
The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.
Me: Uh oh, here we go!
Lincoln: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.
Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.
Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.
Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.
Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)
The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.
Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)
Lincoln: Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for Krystal Novvington) AHA! Got you, you rampaging she-beast! I just spotted Krystal Novvington, she's 20 yards away and she's not out to kill you and Ed Grant, Nanette, but she's also destroying cars and wrecking private property yet again.
Nanette: That bitch, I knew she still hated me for getting her expelled and finding out that I have Ed Grant as my boyfriend. She's going to get it and I knew she was still destroying cars and private property again!
Lincoln: As it stands, she doesn't deserve to live a single second further.
Qin: I agree!
Nanette then heard a Pokemon cry.
Nanette: Huh?
We saw a Flareon!
Nanette: Wow a Flareon.
Flareon: Huh? Wait who are you?
Nanette: I'm Nanette Albright and we just want to help you.
Nico: You okay?
Flareon: Just need someone to have as a friend.
Nanette: Oh it will be all right. You can come live with me.
Flareon: All right!
Lincoln: (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.
I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.
The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.
When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Krystal Novvington.
We were walking around the area.
Nico: By the way, Carter, you, Ed the Protector, Aligned Bumblebee, Cody Burns, Snake, and Shoichi did good yesterday.
Carter Grayson: Thanks Nico. That was fun.
Lola: It sure was.
Qin: Yep.
We then saw her.
Lori: There she is.
Nico: Just look at this place, that rampaging she-beast's wrecking the place!
Luna: This is even worse than Lynn and Lola's rampages in the past!
Me: I never forgot about those in the past, once we take care of her, Lincoln and I will fix the place with two snaps of our fingers.
Eli: Right now, we better take care of that rampaging she-beast.
Lincoln: Already on it.
Lincoln fired rainbow energy blasts and elemental blasts which hit Krystal Novvington and she really got hit hard. Then, we landed in front of that rampaging she-beast, and she was growling like a fucked-up animal when she saw Nanette and Ed Grant along with all of us.
Krystal Novvington: YOU GODDAMN BITCH! HOW DARE YOU SHOW YOUR FACE TO ME!
Nanette: Those are the words I want to say to you. How the Hell did you break out of that boarding school?!
Krystal Novvington: I'm not saying anything, bitch! Now, you will die for throwing me in prison, and once I get through with you, your boyfriend's next!
Krystal Novvington ran at Nanette and was about to stab her with a knife!
Ed Grant: Get the Hell away from my girlfriend, you rampaging bitch!
Ed Grant grabbed Krystal Novvington and threw her as she crashed into a tree. She got back up, but she was so pissed off, she roared like a rampaging animal.
Nanette: That was a nice throw, Ed. But, now she's pissed off beyond anyone's imagination, and that rampaging she-beast has already lost it.
KRABLAM!
She then knocked Jessica Shannon out.
Jessica was out cold!
Nanette: YOU BITCH!
KRASMASH!
She bashed Krystal on the head with a kitchen sink!
Lincoln: NO ONE DOES THAT TO ONE OF MY FUTURE WIVES!
Taranee: LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!
She turned into LIGHTSPEED RESCUE SCARLET!
Taranee: RESCUE READY! LIGHTSPEED RESCUE SCARLET!
Irma: FOREVER BLUE!
She turned into a Blue Ranger with all the Blue Power Rangers Powers.
Irma: I am LEGACY BLUE!
Hay Lin: SPRING DUCK!
She turned into a Duck Jetman!
Hay Lin: I AM SPRING GREEN DUCK!
Cornelia: RPM! GET IN GEAR!
She turned into a Brown RPM Ranger!
Cornelia: GET IN GEAR! RPM BROWN!
Will: AVATAR CHANGE!
She turned into a Magenta Donbrother!
Will: LETS ROCKET!
She turned into a Magenta In Space Ranger!
Will: MAGENTA SPACE RANGER!
Ariel: AVATAR CHANGE!
She turned into an aqua blue ranger for Donbrothers.
Ariel: THE PRINCESS OF ATLANTICA BRINGS THE LOVE! DUCHESS ATLANTICA! アトランティカ公爵夫人
Aqua: FOREVER AQUA!
She turned into a ranger for all the Aqua Rangers!
Aqua: I am LEGACY AQUA!
Eli: GO! GALACTIC!
He turned into a Mermaid Ranger for the Hurricane in Lost Galaxy!
Eli: GALAXY RANGER AQUA!
Kairi: LETS CHANGE!
She flared up a Cherubim Aura and turned into a White and Yellow Ranger!
Kairi: I AM CHERUBIM WHITE!
Sora: SAMURAIZER! GO GO SAMURAI!
He turned into the White Samurai Ranger!
Sora: WHITE RANGER OF THUNDER! SAMURAI RANGER READY!
Nico: Awesome!
Me: Whoa!
Flatiron: YAY!
Nico: Awesome! Lets get her!
Lincoln: With pleasure! Come on guys!
Lincoln, Luna, Sam S.L. And the Ripping Friends: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
They went at Krystal and bashed and pulverized and smashed her all over!
Nanette fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted Krystal!
Nanette: No more Krystal!
She then grew antennae and then her suit tightened and she ripped out of it and turned into THUNDERLEGS!
Krystal Novvington: You're a freak!
Nico: NO YOU ARE THE FREAK!
Thunderlegs fired waves of lightning and electrocuted Krystal and blasted her all over.
Qin fired waves of fire and blasted her!
Ed Grant: HULK LETS SMASH! D-SMASH!
He summoned DISK WARS HULK!
Disk Wars Hulk: TIME TO SMASH!
He smashed Krystal all over!
Qin fired blasts of fire and blasted her all over.
Flareon charged at her and bashed her with a headbutt.
SMASH!
Qin: Yeah!
Izuku: I'll help sis!
He flared up his green lightning aura and blasted Krystal all over.
Nanette reverted back and thanks to the spell I used she has all her clothes on.
Suddenly, Nanette Albright's eyes turned neon yellow, and she was surrounded by a blue energy aura with stars, lightning, crickets, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Thunderlegs' Cosmic Supercell Lightning Storm Greatsword of Electric Cosmic Underground Supercell Lightning Justice from her back, and as she approached Krystal Novvington, she left blue energy, stars, lightning, crickets, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Nanette: You've got some goddamn nerve showing your ugly face again, Krystal, I can't ever forget what I've had to go through because of you. You have and always be a rampaging beast who's shown no compassion towards me at all, all you ever cared about was yourself and wanting to see me die, I don't regret what I did exposing what you did in destroying the teachers' cars in broad daylight. You were always nothing more than a rampaging animal who enjoys causing misery to me and everyone in your path. I've absolutely had it up to hear with you, Krystal, you're nothing more than a pathetic lowlife bitch and you are heading for a one-way trip straight to Hell for what you've done to me and everyone else in the past.
Suddenly, Nanette was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with stars and powerful bolts of lightning surrounding it, there's crickets, phoenixes, angels, and Thunderlegs running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Krystal Novvington: the red eyes of death.
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Now, this is going to be good! I hope she tears him apart piece by piece!
Krystal Novvington: YOU FUCKING BITCH! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FUCKING DIE?!
Krystal Novvington charged at the vortex still intending to kill Nanette, but that rampaging she-beast got hit with a bolt of lightning and she now has a burn mark on her face as she screamed in agony.
Eli: Ooh, now that's going to leave a permanent scar on him! Serves her right!
Lincoln: And it's one she'll take with her to Hell!
Then, as the vortex faded, Nanette emerged, but she was changed forever.
Nanette Albright remained tall at 7'9" in height, she has gold bracers on her biceps and thighs and she now has eleven large blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she the body of a goddess, she has blue lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of her long brown hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes, and a blue energy aura with stars, lightning, crickets, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has Thunderlegs holding the Thunder Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on cricket earrings with blue crystals for the eyes and holding the Thunder and Eternity Kanjis in its legs, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with blue gems in the gold lightning bolt links and blue crystal links and blue beetle-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is Thunderlegs with blue crystals for the eyes and holding the Thunder and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck. Nanette Albright has on a short-sleeved blue blouse, blue short-sleeved shirt with gold phoenix on it, blue skirt with bolts of lightning on it, blue pants, blue high-heel ankle-high boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, lightning, crickets, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Thunderlegs surrounded by lightning bolts and stars. Suddenly, Nanette Albright felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive blue angel wings with yellow tips on the large blue feathers and surging with very powerful super lightning grew much bigger for her new body, she has on a Ring of the Phoenix with blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and her Blue Lantern ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Nanette Albright's massive Thunderlegs' Cosmic Supercell Lightning Storm Greatsword of Electric Cosmic Underground Supercell Lightning Justice and all of the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of blue energy, stars, lightning, crickets, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it's transformed into Nanette Albright's Cosmic Eternal Thunderlegs Cosmic Supercell Lightning Storm Cricket Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Thunderlegs Cosmic Supercell Lightning Storm Cricket Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blue gems and Thunderlegs etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged blue blade, large blue cricket heads with yellow gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large yellow gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large blue cricket heads with yellow gems for the eyes and in their open mouths and large cricket head with yellow gems for eyes and yellow gem in its open mouth on the bottom of the cricket heads for the pommel. Nanette Albright has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold cricket head with yellow gems for eyes and a large blue gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a yellow kanji below Thunderlegs that said, "Nanette Albright, Waitress of Gotham Royal York, Member of The Underground Girls, Partner of Thunderlegs, Loving Sister of Izuku Midoriya and His Friends, Loving Girlfriend of Ed Grant, Older Sister of Callie Albright, Archenemy of Beast Man, Destroyer of Ch'Rell, The Ultrom Shredder, and Tengu Shredder, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Lightning, Stars, Crickets, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ナネット・オルブライト、ゴッサム・ロイヤル・ヨークのウェイトレス、アンダーグラウンド・ガールズのメンバー、サンダーレッグスのパートナー、緑谷出久とその仲間たちの愛する妹、エド・グラントの愛するガールフレンド、カリー・オルブライトの姉、獣人の宿敵、チェレルの破壊者、ウルトロムシュレッダー、テングシュレッダー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、マスター天界のゼルナガの怒り、黒門のマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気と信頼、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして稲妻、星、コオロギ、フェニックス、天使の達人
Nanette Albright has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-UNDERGROUND GIRL-SHREDLEGS-CRICKET-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA SUPERCELL STARSTORM LIGHTNING THUNDERSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL CRICKET PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE SUPERCELL STARSTORM LIGHTNING THUNDERSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL CRICKET PHOEINX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE SUPERCELL STARSTORM LIGHTNING THUNDERSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL CRICKET PHOENIX ANGEL HOPE!
We were amazed by Nanette's Super Angel-Underground Girl-Shredlegs-Cricket-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Ed Grant saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, but when Krystal Novvington, she went ballistic and ran at her to kill her again, but Nanette fired a massive barrage of blue energy, stars, lightning, crickets, phoenixes, and angels which hits Krystal Novvington, and she got hit and sent flying into another tree, she got back up, and that really really set her off now!
Nanette: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Nebula Star Lightningstorm Underground Cricket Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Nebula Star Lightningstorm Underground Cricket Phoenix Angel Hope) You've had this coming for a very long time, Krystal!
Me: And it''s going to hurt like hell REALLY BAD!
Xenia: Yeah that is for sure!
Lola: Yeah!
?: Lets make it hell for her!
A figure came and out came a girl with red and orange hair and had red and orange clothes and had red eyes and she had a tiara with the Shiranui symbol on it and she had the same symbol on her skirt and had fire angel wings and had a sword of fire.
Shania Shiranui: Shania Shiranui, Embodiment of the Shiranui monsters is here.
Me: Awesome!
Suddenly, Krystal Novvington was hit hard by a bolt of lightning.
Lincoln: Now, that one wasn't me.
Me: No, it wasn't, but I know someone who has the knack for electrocuting assholes.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long neon purple hair and flower clip in her hair, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful rainbow angel wings, she's dressed in a purple short-sleeved frilly shirt, necklace with pearls and purple gem for the pendant, purple skirt, white bridal gloves, purple knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix and angel with stars reflecting off them, and holstered on her back is a massive gold angel greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, gold chain for the guard, and gold pointed tip for the pommel.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Avery Knudson.
Me: I knew it was her alright!
Sakura Knudson, Elaine Knudson, Marlene Knudson, Helena Knudson, Sophia Knudson, Emily Knudson, Abigail Knudson, Sumner, and Patti: Avery?!
Avery Knudson: Yep, Avery Knudson, God Sibling of Lightning reporting for duty.
Sakura Knudson: It's so awesome to see you again, sis. Now, where were we?
Me: Oh yeah, kicking your ass and sending you straight to Hell for what you've done.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I honestly don't know how you busted out of that boarding school in Russia, but quite frankly, none of us care.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Yeah, you've already pissed us off after Nanette told us, now you're heading for a one-way train ride to Hell for what you've done to her, you piece of shit!
Lincoln, Nanette, Ed Grant, and I went after Krystal Novvington, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Krystal Novvington, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, we attacked her with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my gold-plated claws, and he, Nanette, and I attacked her hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Krystal Novvington even more insane and straight to the brink of insanity.
Krystal Novvington: YOU! YOU! (ENRANGED SCREAM)
Krystal Novvington charged right at us completely blind with homicidal rage and fury, but Nico, May, and Qin kicked her hard in the stomach and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness at him and she got hit hard and he slashed at her with his massive black greatsword, and Ed Grant blasted her with blue energy blasts. Then, Lincoln grabbed her by the waist with one of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails and he smashed her into the ground, and she was really getting messed up, and then, he threw her and sent her into a nearby tree.
Krystal Novvington: (NTH-DEGREE FUCKED UP ENRAGED SCREAM) YOU BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Oh, shut it already.
Lincoln went at Krystal Novvington and he proceeded to give that rampaging animal the beatdown of her miserable life. LINCOLN SLASHED KRYSTAL NOVVINGTON ON THE STOMACH WITH HIS GOLD-PLATED CLAWS, HE SLASHED OFF HER HAIR WITH HIS MASSIVE GREATSWORD, HE ALSO BROKE HER ARMS AND LEGS EVERY LAST BONE IN HER BODY, SMASHED HER TEETH OUT OF HER MOUTH, AND ALSO GAVE HER TWO BLACK EYES ALONG WITH A BROKEN BLOODY NOSE!
Me: OH DAMN! NICE ONE, LINCOLN, AND FUCK YOU, BITCH!
Nico: YEAH, GO TO HELL, YOU RAMPAGING SHE-BEAST!
That made Krystal Novvington so mad, she eventually lost all traces of reason and started acting like the rampaging she-beast she really is. She went at us, but we kicked her hard into the air and Lincoln and Avery Knudson summoned a powerful lightning storm and Krystal Novvington was hit hard by bolt after bolt of lightning, when she came crashing down, she was literally a mess and twitching from getting hit by bolt after bolt of lightning.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Looks like it's time we took care of this piece of trash for good.
Lincoln fired a massive ball of lightning which hit Krystal Novvington and she was literally charbroiled and died and he sent her to The Black Gates forever. Everyone cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down and Nanette Albright's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, eleven large blue orbs orbiting around her legs, and massive blue angel wings are permanent.
Lincoln: Good riddance forever, you lowlife, I hope you burn forever in Hell. (To Avery Knudson) And it's so good to see you again, Avery.
Avery Knudson: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's so good to see you, Mom, Dad, Varie, Elaine, Marlene, Helena, Sophia, Emily, Abigail, and Sakura again, J.D.
Me: You too, sis.
Lincoln went up to Avery Knudson and he hugged her, and Avery Knudson is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Avery Knudson: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D., your sisters, and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed, I do, Eli. Everyone, this is Avery Knudson, God Sibling of Lightning, she's my Guardian Angel from Colorado and she is an awesome and very powerful girl with immense and extremely powerful lightning powers and immense control over the storms. But, here's the one thing that's bound to blow your minds and leave you flabbergasted: she's also the younger sister of J.D., Sakura, Elaine, Helena, Sophia, Emily, Abigail, and Marlene, and just like J.D., Sakura, Helena, Sophia, Emily, Abigail, and Marlene, she was exposed to cosmic radiation and she gained omnipotent power as strong as ours and she also became an extremely powerful master of not just Lightning, but also Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, and she also grew and sprouted massive rainbow angel wings and her eyes turned red and they also glow red: The Glare of Justice, and she became an extremely powerful force of justice and hope to all.
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Yeah, she's that powerful like us, and she defended Lincoln with an extremely fierce passion and she also trained him a lot and she also had added assistance from me as well, and she also knows how to give Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies an extremely powerful beatdown and they should know better than to underestimate her because she's also extremely strong, fast, and agile: a true warrior and tactician in the fields of battle. Lincoln made her a beautiful necklace and flower hair accessory, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when he comes of age, he will marry her, and she hates the jerks and all irredeemable villains, monsters, tyrants, bastards, bitches, and assholes with a blazing hot passion and she's also an expert when it comes to humiliating jerks and torturing criminals, and if you get her mad, WATCH OUT! YOU'RE GOING TO GET ELECTROCUTED BIG TIME!
Nico: Yikes! That's another of your relatives no one wants to piss off not unless they want to get electrocuted.
Lincoln: Yeah, no one wants to get electrocuted by her, and now that you're here, Avery.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Avery Knudson in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Avery Knudson: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Avery Knudson's neck with rainbow gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Avery Knudson: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Avery Knudson.
Avery Knudson had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them.
Jessica woke up.
Jessica: What happened?
Me: You got knocked out and missed the whole battle.
Jessica: Aw man!
Flareon cuddled up to Nanette.
Nico: Aww.
Poromon: Looks like we have another awesome mascot.
Varie: We sure do.
Poromon: Yeah. Flareon you want some beer?
Poromon: Just forget it. More for us.
Nico: Okay you 2 that's enough. Besides Nanette's flareon is now part of the team.
Flareon: And I don't drink beer anyway sorry.
Qin: Oh. Okay.
Shania Shiranui: But that was a fun adventure.
Nico: Beer isn't the only thing you'll experience from being a mascot.
Me: You have all kinds of funny adventures.
Camie: Yep.
Lola: It's funny.
Varie: Sometimes they are crazy and awesome.
Mr. Krabs: (LAUGHS) Yeah they are funny.
Maria: They're adventures that could land on ordinary person in jail.
Nico: Yeah.
Flareon: (LAUGHS) That is funny and true and crazy.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: I like how the Underground Girls are getting mascots now.
Me: Me too.
Qin: Yeah it's awesome.
Lola: It sure is.
Camie: I think it's cute too.
Nico: After the rescue, we should make a new spicy food.
Me: Ooh! Now you're speaking my language Nico.
Lola: Nice!
Eli: Now we have the Anothers to deal with.
Camie: Yeah.
Nico: And they are?
Eli: (Concentrates) WHOA! This is a weird one. We have Another Howler Leeches, Evil Solar Man and Bizarro.
WE GASPED!
Daggett: (SCREAMS) THE HOWLER LEECHES!?
Norbert: Oh not that spooty thing again! DAGGETT You are a stupid ignoramus Brawther!
Daggett: Shut up you spoothead!
Then Norbert and Daggett got into a brawl!
POW BIFF WHOMP BIFF WHAM!
Nico: At least it isn't too much.
I went and grabbed Norbert and Daggett.
Me: Pardon me you two lobster brains but I must discipline the nannygoats!
KRABLANG!
I bashed their heads together.
Norbert and Daggett: OUCH!
Me: Now what are the Howler Leeches?
Daggett: They were featured here.
He showed a comic book.
Me: Konspiracy Komics Presents The Attack of The Howler Leeches. All stories guaranteed to be 37% true.
I looked at the comic and it showed the Giant Snowdwelling Alien Mutant Howler Leeches. It showed how they attacked and what they looked like and how they destroyed all the animals.
Me: Whoa that is gross! But with all the stuff we have seen over the years from the universe it's no surprise.
POW!
I was punched in the stomach!
Nico: NORBERT! What the hell was that for!?
Maria: (Sighs) Which 2 people are up?
Norbert: J.D. you are a stupid spoothead! There are no such things as Howler Leeches!
POW BIFF WHOMP!
He was punching me in the face.
Daggett: NORBIE STOP IT!
Eli used the Force and stopped Norbert.
Shania Shiranui: I'll face the Howler Leeches.
Asami: And I'll face Evil Solar Man.
Qin: Okay then.
Eli: I sense the Anothers minus Bizarro are one person.
Me: Ouch. But that is interesting.
Nico: There they are!
We saw ANOTHER HOWLER LEECHES AND EVIL SOLAR MAN! The Another Howler Leeches were UGLY!
Me: WHOA!
Daggett: DO YOU BELIEVE ME NOW NORBIE!?
Norbert rubbed his eyes and then screamed!
Norbert: (SCREAMS)
I bashed him on the head!
Me: Spootheaded Lobsterface! Now you know!
Nico: FUCK! THOSE THINGS ARE HIDEOUS!
Me: They are REALLY UGLY!
Shanan: (GASP) Oh dear god! I didn't expect the Howler Leeches to be Alouattahirudineans!
Qin: What are they?
Shanan: Alouattahirudineans are bloodsucking leech creatures from the distant planet of Alouathira and they are responsible for the destruction of all animal life on numerous planets across different galaxies. But they were thwarted off Earth somehow.
Nico: GEEZ!
Another Howler Leeches: (In a girls voice) (LAUGHS MANIACALLY) That is scary huh? Not as bad as me killing all the criminals in a prison.
Me: Oh no that voice. Girl Jordan you are not going to like who this is.
They merged and she reverted back and was a girl with red hair, red eyes and had red angel wings and she had red clothes and had a tiara with the symbol of the Carnage Dopant on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a blood dripping sword.
Me: Catherine Kasady Carnage!
Nico: Wait YOU MEAN THE INFAMOUS DAUGHTER OF CLETUS KASADY!?
Me: The very same. And she is also the Embodiment of Carnage, and she is just as fucked up as her father is.
Girl Jordan growled ferociously!
Girl Jordan: ANYONE THAT IS THAT DERANGED AS HER FATHER IS MY ENEMY!
Girl Jordan went up to her!
Girl Jordan: YOUR FATHER RUINED MY LIFE!
Catherine Kasady Carnage: And he deserved to die!
Girl Jordan: Please tell me you hate your father!
Catherine Kasady Carnage: (LAUGHS MANIACALLY) I HATE HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING! I kill all people like him.
Me: She killed over 100,000 people just like him.
Nico: SHE IS A FUCKED UP WHACKO!
Qin: She's fucking insane!
Nico: But wait Marvel Dopants too!? Holy fuck!
Maria: Okay. So she hates her father. That's good right?
Me: Yes it is. But she is just as fucked up as the Joker. But she only goes after evil people. Look.
I showed newspaper articles of all the people she killed. They were all MERCILESSLY butchered and thrashed and killed with extreme savagery.
Me: She earned herself the moniker The Walking Bloodbath.
Nico: GEEZ!
Catherine Kasady Carnage: And I will make sure they are all dead! (LAUGHS LIKE A FUCKED UP LUNATIC!)
May: Tell me you haven't killed innocent people!
Catherine Kasady Carnage: (SHAKES HEAD) No I haven't. I only kill bad people that deserve it.
Me: She has a REALLY NASTY mental problem. She kills criminals like murderers and everyone like them. But she has a HARD time controlling her urges. She is a bloodthirsty savage that kills criminals to satisfy her thirst for blood.
Nico: GEEZ! That is terrible!
Me: Yeah. She can't control it.
Nico: Okay. We just need to work on helping her control said urges and we won't have any problems.
Me: Easier said than done.
Catherine Kasady Carnage: I know.
Me: I can do that.
I fired a beam of energy and it got on the tiara and symbols appeared and they were sealing jutsu symbols.
Me: I used a sealing jutsu to do that. Her killing personality now comes out comes out when she says a safety word while touching the tiara.
Nico: Wow! That is clever.
Qin: What's the word?
Me: Bloodbath.
Nico: Wow.
May: How do you feel now?
Catherine Kasady Carnage: Good actually. I feel good.
Nico: Awesome.
Girl Jordan: I still won't trust you! I hate ALL PEOPLE WITH KASADY AS THEIR LAST NAME!
Nico: You're gonna want to give Girl Jordan some time.
Me: She absolutely loathes and despises your father with an incredibly VICIOUS and deadly vengeance and wants nothing more than to kill ALL VERSIONS of Carnage no matter what. Anyone with Kasady and bloodties to Cletus Kasady is on her hitlist of death.
Catherine Kasady Carnage: I don't blame her.
Nico: Except for a few versions.
Qin: Yeah.
Catherine Kasady Carnage: Wow my father REALLY ruined her.
Me: That is a fucking understatement.
Laney: Yeah.
Girl Jordan: You make one wrong move and YOU WILL BE JOINING YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FATHER IN THE BLACK GATES!
Qin: Whoa easy Girl Jordan.
Catherine Kasady Carnage: I'll keep that in mind.
She gave the I'm Watching you Fingers!
Nico: Yeah.
Maria: Sorry we have to do this.
Me: And I apologize for some of the teams distrust in you.
Catherine Kasady Carnage: It's no worries. I can't believe that my father would cause so much damage to all of you!
Me: That is another fucking understatement. By the way is the Another Bizarro friendly or hostile?
Catherine Kasady Carnage: Friendly and she is a powerful one. And a cool one.
Nico: Lets do this!
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated.
Me: Action time!
We fired waves of energy and the blasted the Anothers and we caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Nico: Awesome!
Girl Jordan: I'm still not letting my guard down! You make any wrong moves... (THROAT SLASH FINGER)
Nico: I would listen to her.
Me: She's not called The Death of Carnage for nothing. She killed more versions of Carnage than anyone we know.
Catherine Kasady Carnage: Geez! I heard all about that!
Me: Yep. Don't fuck around with Girl Jordan. OR ELSE!
Nico: YEAH!
Catherine Kasady Carnage: I even heard she killed a version of Carnage in another universe with a Spirit Bomb and obliterated it into nothing!
Me: She sure did.
Qin: That was epic!
Lola: It sure was.
Maria: Better call in backup. (TURNS DIAL) BOUNTY HUNTER PARTY 6!
She summoned Cad Bane, Cloak and Dagger, Mad Scotty, Homer Clones, Boba Fett and Buccarat.
Nico: Although even that wasn't enough to stop the previous version of Carnage from killing so many people.
Me: Yeah 10,000 people dead.
Catherine Kasady Carnage: HOLY SHIT!
Xenia: I know. That was terrible.
Me: It happened in the Ultimate Universe.
Ultimate Spiderman: Yeah that was awful.
Cad Bane: It sure was. Also wait you're the Embodiment of Carnage!? Marvel Dopants now!?
Nico: Yep. Marvel Dopants.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nico: They were fucking zombies!
Qin: That was awful!
Me: You should have seen how pissed Nick Fury was there after we killed that monster!
Girl Jordan: Yeah he looked like he was ready to have his head explode!
Me: It was all a horrible experiment gone horribly wrong. And it ended up killing over 10,000 people.
Catherine Kasady Carnage: Sweet fuckbuckets! That is terrible!
Qin: No kidding!
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Yeah no kidding.
Girl Jordan: I know.
Catherine Kasady Carnage: Yeah. But I am just absolutely shocked more about how my father would become so fucked up and horrible! (CRYING)
She broke down crying.
Catherine Kasady Carnage: (SCREAMING) I HATE YOU CLETUS KASADY! I FUCKING HATE YOU! (CRYING HARD)
Girl Jordan couldn't help but feel bad for her.
Girl Jordan: Catherine.
She went over and comforted her.
Nico: Your father got what he deserved.
Me: And that is death and a trip to the Black Gates for all time.
Qin: Yeah. He brought all that on himself.
Lola: He was a monster.
Me: Cletus Kasady was a fucked up monster to the core. He deserves every ounce of pain he is getting.
Varie: Yeah.
Lola: Good riddance.
Girl Jordan: That's right. Catherine, I was completely wrong about you. You are DEFINITELY not like your heartless monster of a father. I let my hatred towards him hurt you. Can you ever forgive me?
Catherine Kasady Carnage: Yes. But I really don't kill innocents.
Girl Jordan: That's good.
They hugged.
Qin: Aww.
Misty Tredwell: Boy that was rough she went through all that.
Me: It was.
Camie: Yeah.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah no kidding. But it's good she defends people that are innocent.
Lola: It sure is.
Nico: We'll need her in October.
Qin: Yeah.
Lola: Good idea.
Nico: What's taking Another Bizarro so long?
Me: Just probably waiting for us to get some stuff our our chests like resolving hatred.
Nico: Oh speaking of which Norbert I think you owe J.D. and Daggett an apology.
Norbert: I'm sorry. I had no idea the Howler Leeches were real until just now.
Daggett: Aw it's okay Norbert. Besides now we know one of Konspiracy Kevin's tales is true.
Me: Boy it sure is.
Camie: Yeah. They were hideous.
Nico: No kidding!
Me: And they sure were UGLY!
Shania Shiranui: Yeah.
Me: Daggett you think I can get a subscription to Konspiracy Komics?
Daggett: Sure.
?: That is not gonna be fun. Man I hate talking opposite.
We saw ANOTHER BIZARRO!
Me: Whoa Another Bizarro!
Qin: Uh oh.
Another Bizarro: (In a girls voice) I hate myself for talking in opposite.
Me: That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with black hair and blue eyes and had blue clothes and had a hurricane nautical flag tattoo on her arm and she had blue angel wings and a sailor hat on and had a tiara with the symbol of the Yacht Dopant on it and had the same symbol on her skirt and she had a wind sword in her hand.
Me: Yinnia Yacht! Wow!
Nico: The famous Yacht Maker!? Whoa!
Yinnia Yacht: That's right. I make yachts worth a fortune.
Nico: Wow!
Me: Yep and she is the Embodiment of the Yacht Dopant and makes yachts worth a flipping fortune in the tens or hundreds of millions. And she also has all of Bizarro's powers and has enhanced them with Supermans.
Bizarro: Bizarro not sad for that to not see that.
Me: Translation: He is happy to see that.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Me: If I were to guess it's to build the biggest ever yacht to break a record.
Yinnia Yacht: (LAUGHS) Yes that's right.
Me: Yep. Yinnia's dream is the build the worlds largest ever yacht to break the record for that.
Nico: WOW! That we can easily do.
Me: Yep.
Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!
They donned their Zenkaiju Armor!
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
Lincoln fired a wave of energy and separated her.
Me: YEAH!
Yinnia Yacht fired waves of energy and smashed the Another all over.
Nico: (Gets out Bizarro's ridewatch) Time for this guy to say hello!
May: (Gets out Boxy's ridewatch) I'm going to bash your brains out!
Maria: (Gets out Idiot Teeth's ridewatch) Time for the song of death.
They activated the ridewatches of Bizarro, Evil Solar Man, Boxy, Akira Otoishi, Idiot Teeth and Butch and Cassidy and fired waves of energy and elements.
Asami: Take this fireball! (ACTIVATES EVIL SOLAR MAN'S RIDEWATCH)
She formed a powerful fireball and threw it and the blasts all hit Another Bizarro and blasted him down.
Then Grundy, Greg, Alien Guts, Evil Silver Banshee, Repteel and Midaredouji came!
Nico: Nice team Grundy!
Grundy: Grundy happy for it.
?: Boy I'll say!
Commando Man then appeared.
Me: Whoa! Commando Man.
Commando Man: (In a girls voice) Catherine Commando reporting for duty!
Nico: Awesome to see you Cat!
Catherine reverted back and she was a girl with green hair and blue eyes and had green clothes and camouflage pants and had green angel wings and had a green sword and had the symbol of a soldier in the middle of her forehead.
Nico: Awesome!
She fired waves of missiles and energy blasts and smashed the Another and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.
Me: AWESOME!
May: I love how I'm not getting hit.
Me: Well don't get used to it. It's bound to happen again soon.
Nico: Yeah.
Asami: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Catherine Commando: When me and Nico were over on the island of San Valero and we blew up an entire organization and terrorist camp there and rescued lots of hostages there.
Nico: That was really awesome.
Me: Wow! The San Valero ambush was you guys?
Nico: Yep. That was fun.
Qin: Wow!
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Catherine Commando hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Catherine Commando: Me too Nico.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Wonder Woman, and Silica are heading to Castle Frankenstein in Germany, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the fifteen girls here, but we're also going to take down Lady Sciencera, the hypothetical Akumatized villain of Stella Zhau and she is a mad scientist villain, if you thought Dr. Frankenstein was a mad scientist, SHE IS 1,000 TIMES WORSE!
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Castle Frankenstein in Germany, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the fifteen girls here, but we're also going to take down Lady Sciencera, the hypothetical Akumatized villain of Stella Zhau.
Stella: Whoa, so Gabriel had a hypothetical Akumatized form for me?!
Me: Yep, and according to him, she's a mad scientist villain, if you thought Dr. Frankenstein was a mad scientist, SHE IS 1,000 TIMES WORSE!
Nico: (SHUDDERS) Oh boy, this is going to be one crazy fight.
Wonder Woman: We better get going, there's no telling what that mad scientist is going to do to her hostages?
Lincoln: I've already got a pretty good idea, since I've had to deal with Lisa's Dark Side who's a mad scientist.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long midnight black hair and red hairband, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings, she's dressed in a black short-sleeved frilly shirt, short-sleeved black blouse, necklace with red heart gem for the pendant, white cravat, black skirt with the Are You Afraid of The Dark Logo on it, white bridal gloves, black lace stockings, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, dark magic, darkness, black magic, Satanic Magic, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the symbol of The Midnight Society, and holstered on her back is a massive black greatsword, and with her are the fifteen girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Danika Midnight of The Midnight Society.
Danika Midnight: That's right, and I got the girls away from that mad scientist, she was about to open their heads and remove their brains to create a Frankenstein monster.
?: HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU! YOU'VE RUINED MY EXPERIMENT! I WILL HAVE THEIR BRAINS! (LAUGHING LIKE A FUCKED-UP MAD SCIENTIST)
We then saw our target, Lady Sciencera, and boy was she 1000 times worse than Dr. Frankenstein!
Sylvester: I'm questioning whether we should throw you to Vypra or throw you in a mental asylum!
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Let's just stick to throwing her to Vypra, she'll handle that mad scientist. Let's get her!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Wonder Woman and her team, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Lady Sciencera, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, Lincoln fired massive waves of red fire and ladybugs which hit Lady Sciencera, knocked her down and out, and he tied her up in a straitjacket and sent her to Vypra with a warning label on her that said: CAREFUL! SHE'S 1000 TIMES WORSE THAN DR. FRANKENSTEIN! We cheered as we holster our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: Vypra's going to enjoy straightening you out, you mad scientist. (To Danika Midnight) And it's so good to see you again, Danika Midnight.
Danika Midnight: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's so good to see you again, Autumn.
Autumn Midnight: You too, Danika.
Lincoln went up to Danika Midnight and he hugged her, and Danika Midnight is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Danika Midnight: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli, this is Danika Midnight, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and the first youngest sister of The Midnight Sisters, she's a Goth Girl born from darkness and she also has immense and incredible power over The Dark Arts, Witchcraft, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Necromancy, The Occult, demons, and creatures of the night, and also has black angel wings. She's a member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and every night, she and the rest of The Midnight Society meet up with me at the backyard of the house and tell some of the most bone-chilling and scariest stories around a campfire and she's the one who handles the organizing of our meetings. She's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and they were intrigued to find out that she's the member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and she hates Scoots with a blazing passion. One night, as she and the rest of The Midnight Society were in the backyard preparing for their night of scary stories at the campfire, that old goat showed up and tried to attack, but Danika used her dark powers and made Scoots' nightmares come to life, and she got so scared, she drove away and she went back into the Lansing Maximum Security Insane Asylum and holed herself up back in her padded room and she refused to come out for the rest of the night.
Nico: Serves her right!
Me: Yeah, I remembered that night all too well, and Danika really did awesome in scaring Scoots senseless.
Lincoln: He made a huge mistake coming after us again, and now that you're here, Danika.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Danika Midnight in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Danika Midnight: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Danika Midnight's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Danika Midnight: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Danika Midnight.
Danika Midnight had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the fifteen girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The fifteen girls are Chiaki Nagumo, Eri Takabe, Kaori Maejima, Moeko Fujima, Nagisa Kondou, and Shiho Minazuki from Shusaku, Glacia, Alecta, Mikaela, and Lunaria from League of Angels, and Vivian, Victoria, Isolde, Lydia, and Aurora from League of Angels III.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Chiaki Nagumo, Eri Takabe, Kaori Maejima, Moeko Fujima, Nagisa Kondou, and Shiho Minazuki from Shusaku, Glacia, Alecta, Mikaela, and Lunaria from League of Angels, and Vivian, Victoria, Isolde, Lydia, and Aurora from League of Angels III.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Chiaki Nagumo: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Chiaki Nagumo and the other fourteen girls saw who it was that saved them from Lady Sciencera, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Chiaki Nagumo: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made fourteen clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Chiaki Nagumo: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, fifteen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Chiaki Nagumo, Eri Takabe, Kaori Maejima, Moeko Fujima, Nagisa Kondou, Shiho Minazuki, Glacia, Alecta, Mikaela, Lunaria, Vivian, Victoria, Isolde, Lydia, and Aurora with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and told everyone what happened, and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Lady Sciencera, the hypothetical Akumatized villain of Stella Zhau and she is a mad scientist villain, who's 1000 times worse than Dr. Frankenstein!
But, when Lincoln what we did in beating that mad scientist down into the ground and sending her to Vypra with a warning that she's a mad scientist 1000 times worse than Dr. Frankenstein and loves to cut people open to get their brains and body parts, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheek. Lincoln and Danika Midnight have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Yeesh, so you guys had to face off against Stella's hypothetical Akumatized self who's 1000 times worse than Dr. Frankenstein!
Lincoln: Yep, but now, Vypra's going to straighten her out in case she gets any ideas.
Nico: Dealing with a mad scientist, that won't be easy.
Me: True, but a mad scientist like her won't last for long under Vypra.
After taking down Lady Sciencera, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Danika Midnight saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Danika Midnight: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Danika, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Danika Midnight: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Danika Midnight: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story. Oh, and we're holding off on telling our memories with Lincoln until all members of The Midnight Society are here.
Helena Knudson: Same with us.
Me: That's okay, besides, Marlene already told everyone her story.
Sophia Knudson: Figures.
Suddenly, the spots on the Universe 666 Miracle Box on Lincoln's back began glowing.
Lincoln: Hey, what's with the sudden glowing?
Eini: That's a special function that was included with the Universe 666 Miracle Box on your back, that warns us of a clone of an Akumatized villain. Let's see who's causing trouble.
The spots formed a viewing window, and we saw who it was causing trouble: it was clones of Volpina, Timebreaker, Puppeteer, The Evillustrater, Bubbler, Syren, Style Queen, Stormy Weather, Silencer, Sapotis, Sandboy, Rogercop, Riposte, Reverser, Reflekta, Princess Fragrance, Prime Queen, Pixelator, Party Crasher, Mr. Pigeon, Miraculor, Lady Wifi, Kung Food, Horrificator, Stoneheart, Gigantitan, Glaciator, Gamer, Frozer, Frightningale, Desperada, Dark Blade, Dark Owl, Dark Cupid, Goririlla, Copycat, Christmaster, Catalyst, Captain Hardrock, Ephemeral, Golden Record, Penalty, King Cash, Befana, Hoaxer, Bakerix, Weredad, Backwarder, Despair Bear, Rocketear, Antibug, Oni-Chan, Troublemaker, and Anansi.
Tikki: Clones of The Akumatized Villains?!
Suddenly, we saw a black portal manifest, and we knew who that was: another fragment of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness.
Lincoln: Figures that he'd be involved. Oh well, let's get them!
We flew out of the World Tree Estate, and he fired powerful rainbow energy blasts at the clones of Volpina, Timebreaker, Puppeteer, The Evillustrater, Bubbler, Syren, Style Queen, Stormy Weather, Silencer, Sapotis, Sandboy, Rogercop, Riposte, Reverser, Reflekta, Princess Fragrance, Prime Queen, Pixelator, Party Crasher, Mr. Pigeon, Miraculor, Lady Wifi, Kung Food, Horrificator, Stoneheart, Gigantitan, Glaciator, Gamer, Frozer, Frightningale, Desperada, Dark Blade, Dark Owl, Dark Cupid, Goririlla, Copycat, Christmaster, Catalyst, Captain Hardrock, Ephemeral, Golden Record, Penalty, King Cash, Befana, Hoaxer, Bakerix, Weredad, Backwarder, Despair Bear, Rocketear, Antibug, Oni-Chan, Troublemaker, and Anansi and knocked them down.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the clones of Volpina, Timebreaker, Puppeteer, The Evillustrater, Bubbler, Syren, Style Queen, Stormy Weather, Silencer, Sapotis, Sandboy, Rogercop, Riposte, Reverser, Reflekta, Princess Fragrance, Prime Queen, Pixelator, Party Crasher, Mr. Pigeon, Miraculor, Lady Wifi, Kung Food, Horrificator, Stoneheart, Gigantitan, Glaciator, Gamer, Frozer, Frightningale, Desperada, Dark Blade, Dark Owl, Dark Cupid, Goririlla, Copycat, Christmaster, Catalyst, Captain Hardrock, Ephemeral, Golden Record, Penalty, King Cash, Befana, Hoaxer, Bakerix, Weredad, Backwarder, Despair Bear, Rocketear, Antibug, Oni-Chan, Troublemaker, and Anansi and he began absorbing them into him as he assimilated all of their powers and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and he sent all of their souls to The Black Gates. Suddenly, we heard an unearthly roar and the pool of darkness rumbled greatly, and then, we saw the manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, but before he could attack, he was trapped in a holy light energy field below his feet by Lincoln.
Suddenly, Lincoln's massive white angel wings glowed with rainbow energy and rainbow light, and then, they spread out to their maximum wingspan of 8'5" and fired a massive rainbow energy shockwave that spread all over, and because of feeling the powerful and purifying effects of the rainbow energy shockwave, the residual darkness remnant of Universe 666 Sebastian and began screaming with pain and anger as light burst out of him, and then, he exploded as he let out a dying scream and was banished to The Black Gates and this time forever.
Lincoln: And that's it for another of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness remnants.
We returned back to The World Tree Estate and continued with our workouts.
Nico: That was a nice alarm system that Eini and the Universe 666 Miraculous installed, Lincoln.
Me: It sure is.
Kibal: We're going to be doing the same thing to The Miracle Box of our Earth, J.D.
Me: Nice one.
Marinette: Still, we knew that a fragment of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness was behind that, since he and Slappy had been sending clones of the Akumatized villains at us.
Adrien: You said it, but they got their just desserts. But, we got to keep our heads up.
Me: Yeah, no telling what that lunatic's got up his sleeves.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Rouko, Usako, Nezuku, Nekoko, Apple Byte, Haruna, and Lotus Hanazoe are heading to Aquarium Park.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Rouko, Usako, Nezuku, Nekoko, Apple Byte, Haruna, and Lotus Hanazoe are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Rouko, Usako, Nezuku, Nekoko, Apple Byte, Haruna, and Lotus Hanazoe all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Rouko: Wow, so, this is Aquarium Park it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Rouko, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Rouko, Usako, Nezuku, Nekoko, Apple Byte, Haruna, and Lotus Hanazoe dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Rouko, Usako, Nezuku, Nekoko, Apple Byte, Haruna, and Lotus Hanazoe got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Rouko, Usako, Nezuku, Nekoko, Apple Byte, Haruna, and Lotus Hanazoe and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Rouko, Usako, Nezuku, Nekoko, Apple Byte, Haruna, and Lotus Hanazoe placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and he also marked them as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Aquarium Park, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Rouko, Usako, Nezuku, Nekoko, Apple Byte, Haruna, and Lotus Hanazoe with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Rouko, Usako, Nezuku, Nekoko, Apple Byte, Haruna, and Lotus Hanazoe are in your harem, Linky.
Miia: And he marked you, Usako, Nezuku, Nekoko, Apple Byte, Haruna, and Lotus Hanazoe, right, Rouko?
Rouko, Usako, Nezuku, Nekoko, Apple Byte, Haruna, and Lotus Hanazoe showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Rouko, Usako, Nezuku, Nekoko, Apple Byte, Haruna, and Lotus Hanazoe, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
Later we were in the kitchen making something.
Oceanus Shenron: What are we making again?
Me: We're going to make the hottest ever pizza in the world.
Nico: Yep. It's a pizza so spicy and so hot that it will blow you into dust.
WE GULPED.
Laney: Oh boy.
Girl Jordan: This is gonna be exciting!
Qin: It sure is!
We made a pizza made with Netherworld Reaper Armageddon Hot Sauce, Put wasabi sauce on it. We also had cheese put on it and then we topped it with a Ghost Pepper and Reaper Sauce swirl.
We called it THE SUPER COCYTUS FLAME STORM DEATH PIZZA!
Me: Now this is a pizza! Who will try it?
Lynn: Me and my friends will.
Nico: Oh boy.
We got the pizza served to them.
Lynn: This is gonna be awesome.
We were hiding behind sandbags and had riot shields up.
They got to eating.
Blackout: They're enjoying it so far.
Me: Wait for it.
But then...
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!
Lynn, Margo, Paula, Polly Pain and Boy Lynn SCREAMED IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN AS FIRE EXPLODED OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS AND STREAMED OUT OF THEM LIKE FLAMETHROWERS!
Cheese: (approaches them) I like cereal!
They breathed fire all over Cheese and burned him all over!
A magnetic blast then hit them and pinned them to the walls and the Water Users fired waves of water and went down their throats. HUGE CLOUDS OF STEAM CAME OUT!
?: WHOA! That is a REALLY SPICY pizza!
We saw a girl with red hair and had blue and red clothes and she had a Magnet Magisword and she had red angel wings and a tiara on that had a magnet on it.
Maria Magnet: Maria Magnet, embodiment of Magnet Man.
Me: Boy you arrived just in time!
Maria Magnet: I sure did!
Lightspeed: Wow! Maria! Awesome to see you again!
Tristan: You're looking great.
Maria Magnet: Julie and Tristan you're looking great. Its been a while. And you and your siblings are doing good too.
Zero-G: We sure are.
G1 Inferno: How did you meet the Power Pack Kids and Tristan?
Maria Magnet: I met the Power Pack kids when I was helping them with an army of flesh eating robots that were ripping people to shreds and I used my magnet powers on them and blew them to scrap metal.
Me: WHOA!.
Maria Magnet: I know. And I met Tristan and helped him and Joey bash some Rare Hunters faces in and rescued Tea from being crushed by one of them.
Me: That Yami Marik. What a motherfucking pissant.
Laney: Yeah.
Nico: Yeah. Would you like to join the team?
Maria Magnet: I would be honored.
Leozack: Boss, who gets to shine here?
Nico: 2003 Leo, Aurico, Otto Rocket, Ish, Sunny Bridges, and Apple White
Rainbow Dash: Awesome!
Qin: Nice!
Musa: This will be fun!
Apple White: It sure will be!
Princess Amore: It sure will be!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than the LEGO versions of Venom and Carnage who have become Carnom, and they're causing havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh, dear God!
Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than the LEGO versions of Venom and Carnage who have become Carnom, and they're causing havoc.
Girl Jordan: I knew it!
Nicole: From Marvel Lego Superheroes?! Where are they at, Lincoln?
Lincoln: They're in the levels Symbiote Surprise and Kree-Search and Development.
Me: Boy this will be fun.
Nico: Looks like we've got more trouble in Chronopolis.
Me: Sounds like it.
Girl Jordan: I knew it. I knew we'd be facing them.
Qin: Me too!
Nico: Okay, then, let's head down there and take care of the LEGO versions of Venom and Carnage.
Lincoln: This is going to be so awesome.
Laney: Yep.
Nico: If by awesome, you mean terrifying as fuck, then I agree!
Qin: We'll be ready for anything though.
Laney: I agree too.
Lana: Same here.
Varie: But we're ready for this.
Girl Jordan: As long as I get to kick some Carnage butt!
Me: Nice.
The previous group came.
Dai Gui: Can me, Heatwave, Demyx, Vulture, Dr. Viktor, Ghost, Skulker, Baron Mordo, Dr. Light and Robo Blaze go With you guys?
Nico: Yes you all can come with.
Qin: This will be fun too.
Nico: Yep.
Anastasia (Cinderella): Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Strike Man next.
Lynn: (Wheezing) Cool! (Smoke coming out of her mouth.)
Xenia: Boy that pizza BURNED HER bad.
I tried some of the pizza we made and my fire aura was intensely hot!
Me: Mmm! Wow! We made the spiciest ever pizza.
Nico: (LAUGHS) We sure did.
Maria: Have more water!
She fired waves of water and cooled her down.
Me: Boy that was funny.
Heatwave: Boy that pizza you made was REALLY spicy.
Me: Hottest ever in the world. We call it the Super Cocytus Flame Storm Death Pizza.
Heatwave: WHOA! That is lethal!
Xenia: Yeah it was!
Catherine Kasady Carnage: And it tastes really good!
Catherine ate some and man was she loving it.
Me: Boy Catherine has a mouth as powerful as mine.
WE LAUGHED!
Xenia: She sure does.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a massively powerful energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Universe 666 Yugito Nii who's come back from the dead and it was due to the dark actions of Universe 666 Sebastian's hidden contingency plan, and he's come here to destroy us and take revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh dear God! You psychopathic, little...!
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone that we're so not going to like one bit. Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the figure is none other than Universe 666 Yugito Nii who's come back from the dead and it was due to the dark actions of Universe 666 Sebastian's hidden contingency plan, and he's come here to destroy us and take revenge.
Me: So, now we're back on destroying the other Universe 666 Jinchuriki.
Nico: Looks like it.
Universe 666 Eli: I no longer associate with them, they're dishonorable bastards.
Maya Matatabi: Which means, I'm up next.
Lincoln: Yep, and always, we're taking the fight to Glaren.
Yugito: Yeah, they may not be as strong as us, but they're still as tough.
Nico: And it was all the fault of that lunatic, that guy is such a Class S psychopath. Alright, gang, let's go, we're off to Chronopolis and we're taking down the LEGO versions of Venom and Carnage.
Lincoln: LEGO versions of Venom and Carnage, you better be ready, we're coming for you, and once we get done with them, you're next, Universe 666 Yugito.
Maya Matatabi: I can't believe he set this whole contingency plan up early and once we killed him, that triggered it as a final "fuck you" to all of us. He really pissed us off big time! Well, then, we'll play his final twisted game and destroy every last one of the Universe 666 Jinchuriki. I already know of how strong Yugito and Matatabi are, but wait until they face us, Lincoln, we'll make them regret ever being resurrected.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to Chronopolis and we're taking down the LEGO versions of Venom and Carnage, and once we got done with him, Maya Matatabi and Lincoln are going to destroy Universe 666 Yugito.
We were off to Chronopolis
We arrived in Chronopolis and we saw Lego Spidey 2099, Lego Spidey, Ms. Marvel, She Hulk, and Spider Gwen.
Lego Spiderman: Glad you guys made it.
Girl Jordan: I know Carnom is here and we're ready for him.
Qin: Yeah.
Lego She-Hulk: We got to be ready for whatever they have in store.
Ghost: Sneaking in will be easy for me.
2003 Leo: Count me in as well!
Qin: Lets go then.
Nico: Here we go.
We went into the lab of the Oscorp building.
Aurico: It's Morphin time!
He transformed!
Aurico: RED AQUITAR RANGER POWER!
He was ready!
Nico: Oh yeah!
We got to looking around.
Maria: No sign of any Symbiotes yet.
Girl Jordan: The first symbiote I see, I'm blasting it with a Soundwave Cannon.
We then heard a roar.
Lego Spiderman: Let's follow that louder roar.
Shaggy: Like lets not and say we did.
Me: Shaggy this is not the time to be a chicken.
Then we saw a bunch of SYMBIOTES!
Squidward: We got this! And a-one, and a-two, and-a one, two, three, four!
[Screen cuts to the outside of the Oscorp building and a blast of noise ensues, breaking the windows. Cuts back inside the Oscorp building, where Squidward's face is deformed beyond recognition, his shirt's been ripped, and his baton breaks]
The Symbiotes were all destroyed!
Qin: Boy that was funny!
Lily: Just like back when SpongeBob made Squidward famous with that band.
Squidward: Okay, that was too easy. But where's the main one?
Eli: I sense it's in that room there.
Eli pointed to the big door in front of us.
Lego Spiderman web pulled the door down.
CRASH!
Nico: Nice one.
The door was ripped off.
Camie: Whoa.
We looked around.
Nico: Might as well show yourself coward! We know you're here!
But instead of the main Symbiote, out came RONAN THE ACCUSER!
Me: Ronan the Accuser!
Nico: Oh no
Lego Ronan: Okay. I know who you're really wanting to fight here. So, I might as well give it to you.
He teleported away right as we heard a load roar.
Nico: We'll go after Ronan later. Right now, our target here is coming!
We then saw CARNOM!
Me: CARNOM!
Lego Spiderman: Great! A combination of Carnage and Venom!
Carnom: We are neither Carnage nor Venom. Call us...Carnom!
Girl Jordan: But you are still 2 Symbiotes! I'm going to RIP BOTH OF YOU APART INTO FUCKING PIECES!
Girl Jordan then Transformed into her SUPER ANGEL-SEA DRAGON-MERMAID-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE CELTIC ATHLETIC ARCTIC SNOW MAELSTROM ARCTIC ICE SEA DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE CELTIC ATHLETIC ARCTIC SNOW MAELSTROM ARCTIC ICE SEA DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE ATHLETIC ARCTIC SNOW MAELSTROM ARCTIC ICE SEA DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE form!
Nico: Oh he is fucking screwed now!
Viceroy: Lemme guess. You wanna spread chaos, right?
Carnom: Chaos? Carnom is order! Lord Kang's order!
Me: Lord Kang's days are numbered!
Girl Jordan fired a blast of fire and blasted Carnom and HE TURNED INTO LEGO VENOM AND LEGO CARNAGE!
Girl Jordan ran and went at Lego Carnage and then...
KRABLAMMMM!
She punched him and smashed him into the wall with devastating force and smashed him into the floor and blasted him all over with fire and ice blasts!
I punched Lego Venom and kicked him in the face and smashed him into pulp!
I threw him into the wall and bashed him through it!
Lego Spiderman: WHOA!
Kang was watching Girl Jordan THRASH LEGO CARNAGE AND ROARING LIKE A MANIAC!
She was thrashing him into pulp and really mercilessly pulverizing him! And this also scared Kang out of his mind! He ran into the corner and started sucking his thumb curled up in a fetal posiition!
Girl Jordan jumped away from his strike and then They merged back into Carnom!
Nico: We don't need to seperate you two to beat you! Because you still have a symbiote's weakness!
Sunny Bridges: That's right! (to his class) Guys, play your instruments as loud as you can!
Demyx: (gets out Sitar) Count me in as well!
Me: Lets ROCK!
Luna Loud: ROCKIN!
I pulled out a speaker and put on ear muffs and turned the volume up to max and played!
LOUD GUITAR RIFFS!
We blasted them into the wall!
Thorn: Lets join in too, girls!
The Hex Girls joined in the fun and so did Sam and the Rainbooms and the girls of WITCH!
Nico: ROCK ON!
We were really jamming!
ROCK ON!
Carnom: Carnom thinks that's too loud!
Baron Mordo: Now you're talking in the third person?!
Aurico: If you start turning green, Hulk's gonna sue!
Me: Yeah! But so is this!
I pulled out a chalkboard and turned my fingers into claws and scraped it!
LOUD HORRIBLE SCRAPING NOISE!
CARNOM SCREAMED AND ROARED IN PAIN!
I stopped.
Carnom: Follow Carnom if you dare!
He then jumped out the window.
Lego Spidey: At least we can claim this building as ours.
Me: Yep. I think I know where he's heading. The Kree Temple here in Chronopolis.
Nico: Whoa.
Lego Spidey: The Guardians of the Galaxy are waiting for us there!
Drillhorn: How nice of them!
Me: Yeah!
Nico: Lets go then!
We were off!
We arrived.
Robo Blaze: Star Lord? Guys?
Otto Rocket: Anyone there?
Lego Star Lord: Guys!
We saw them.
Lego Star Lord: Did you see that...
Me: Ronan the Accuser is causing trouble? Yeah we saw.
Toxica: And he's not alone.
Me: Carnom, a fusion of both Venom and Carnage is with him.
Lola: Yeah.
Lego Gamora: We saw that too.
Nico: Looks like we're going to have a big battle.
Eli: Yeah we sure are.
Ish: Did you see which way he went?
Dr. Light: Shouldn't be that hard to find.
Lego Star Lord: Into the stadium over there.
Nico: Lets head there then.
Qin: Yep.
Eli: I sense that this will be fun.
Barricade: Lets get a move on.
Nico: Lets do it. Entrance time.
We went at the stadium.
In the stadium was Lego Ronan and Carnom! They were looking around and then the spirits of Echo Echo came and they swirled around them and blasted them with sonic waves and Carnom screamed! Then they converged and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above them and fireballs rained down and blasted them both and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came out!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: Ronan the Accuser you have been accused of following a jerk and a monster like Kang the Conqueror!
Apple White: How do you plead?
Lego Ronan: Um… not guilty?
Skulker: Wrong answer!
I fired a blast of energy and it hit Lego Ronan and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
I then teleported and formed an energy hammer and bashed him in his head!
KRABLAM!
Carnom roared!
Maximum Carnom: Carnom is order! Lord Kang's order!
Dr. Viktor: At least he still retains that.
Girl Jordan: He is still just a jerk!
She fired a massive blast of sun fire and blasted him all over!
Dr. Viktor and Will fired a wave of lightning and blasted him.
I bashed Lego Ronan with a powerful hammer.
Skalor: Our hammers are bigger than yours!
Me: And they hurt much worse!
KRABLANG!
I bashed Ronan in the head and knocked him out and he was put into an energy card.
Lola: Oh yeah!
Me: Now for Carnom.
Girl Jordan was really tearing into him.
Carnom: Carnom does not fear you!
Vulture: You should!
Girl Jordan: Because I've killed many versions of you! And they all faced the ultimate extent of my wrath! Because Carnage RUINED MY LIFE! And I'm going to return the favor!
She fired a wave of sun energy and blasted Carnom brutally!
Aurico and Ish charged and bashed Carnom down and blasted him all over!
Stacy, Otto Rocket and Apple White blasted and smashed and bashed him.
Dirt Boss: DIRT DOG ATTACK!
He fired an energy blast and blasted Carnom all over.
Qin: Yeah!
Lola: Take this!
She fired a wave of fire and burned him.
Sonya Solar: Taste this!
She fired a fireball and blasted down Carnom!
Heatwave: Let me add to this!
He fired a fire blast!
Zhuqiaomon: And this too! (ECHOING) BLAZING HELIX!
He fired a massive blast of Helix Fire Blast!
Zoey Zhuqiaomon: Take this too! (ECHOING) BLAZING HELIX!
She fired a massive blast of fire and it formed into a Helix Fire Blast!
The blasts all hit Carnom and blasted him with intense infernal fury!
2003 Leo and Aurico charged at him and blasted Carnom all over.
Norbert and Daggett slapped Carnom all over with their tails.
I even grew trees for them and they chewed them down and then then the trees fell and smashed them onto him!
CRASH SMASH WHAM BLAM!
The trees smashed them.
Sunny Bridges and Apple White charged at him!
They fired sonic blasts and blasted Carnom all over the place!
Qin and Girl Jordan blasted him with sun and fire blasts.
Nico: Take this! NUOVA DEATH RAY!
Nico formed a lens and then fired a massive focused fire laser blast and it hit Carnom and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Maria Magnet: My turn!
She fired a magnet blast and it hit Carnom and then NUMEROUS SCRAP METAL pieces flew in and then...
KRASMASH!
They smashed him into the ground!
Ben turned into Echo Echo.
Ben: (Techno Voice) ECHO ECHO!
He surrounded him by making 20 clones.
Echo Echo: Feel the Scream!
THEY RELEASED A MASSIVE SUPER LOUD SONIC BLAST!
Carnom screamed in pain from the blast!
Black Canary, Silver Banshee and Bubbles fired waves of sonic energy and blasted Carnom all over.
Echo Echo: Now to go Ultimate!
He turned into ULTIMATE ECHO ECHO!
Ultimate Echo Echo: (Techno Voice) ULTIMATE ECHO ECHO!
He fired a massive sonic blast and blasted him all over.
Then he had his sonic disks come and they surrounded him and blasted him with sound and he screamed in pain!
Nico: Keep it up!
Me: I got an idea!
I flew high.
Me: Time for a Hypersonic Boom!
I THEN FLEW AT HIM WITH INCREDIBLE SPEED!
I flew at 50,000 miles per hour and then went at Carnom!
Nico: DUCK AND COVER!
They all ducked and covered and then I flew passed him and then...
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLE EXPLOSION!
He was knocked down from that blast and then he was dizzy.
Nico: YEAH!
Lego Groot: I am Groot!
Rocket Raccoon: That was awesome!
Then Pterodactyl Ghost, 10,000 Volt Ghost, Amora the Enchantress, Ben Ravencroft, Goro, Crimson Dynamo, Turtle, Skalamander, Spot and Dr. Polaris came.
Nico: Pterodactyl Ghost, 10,000 Volt Ghost, Amora the Enchantress, Ben Ravencroft, Goro, Crimson Dynamo, Turtle, Skalamander, Spot and Dr. Polaris.
Pterodactyl Ghost: I've never seen symbiotes merge together before.
10,000 Volt Ghost: I've heard of it.
Amora: But it's the first time it's happened personally.
Nico: Yep that's right.
Ben Ravencroft: (to Nico) We heard you fought Krystal Novvington.
Nico: We sure did.
Spot: (to Ed Grant) You did a good job helping Nanette.
Ed Grant: That was awesome and fun.
Turkey Jerk came.
Me: Boy you just can't get enough of a buttkicking huh.
Turkey Jerk: That's for sure.
Me: Nice.
Turkey Jerk: I like how Thanksgiving Month is when you guys go after Lord Zedd.
Me: That is for sure and we're going to kick some butt!
Nico: Yep. Lets get it on!
Me: COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!?
We went at them.
Maximum Ride, Suki, Ikki Igarashi, Rashin, Vesper Woman, Griselda Nottingshire, Echo Echo, Rhonda LeBouche, Silver Banshee, Black Canary, Bubbles (Powerpuff Girls), Valhallen, Nightscream, Monkey, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Leozack and G1 Dirtbag VS Pterodactyl Ghost, Ghost of Captain Cutler, Black Knight Ghost, Werewolf Ghost, Tar Monster, Miner 49er, Ghost of Elias Kingston, Droog, Princess Abi, Tornado Tyrant, Uma Zazzala Queen Bee, and Fatality - Nico's rescue in a Cheese Mountain Range in Wisconsin and us battling Krystal Novvington and Nanette Transforming
Pterodactyl Ghost was first.
Pterodactyl Ghost: (to Maximum Ride) Nico's rescue was in a Cheese Mountain Range in Wisconsin. Nanette transformed against her "old friend", Krystal Novvington.
Maximum Ride: That's right and it was an awesome battle there.
Suki: Yeah it sure was and it was fun.
Echo Echo: It sure was fun.
Rainbow Dash: It sure was a cool battle and all that.
Scootaloo: We were amazed that it went down and Krystal is gone for good.
Whirlwind: It sure was cool.
Pterodactyl Ghost: You got that right. Lets do it!
Maximum Ride used the Wild Force Gear and got a Wild Force Sword and used the Falcon Crystal and they fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed them down.
Sakura Avalon, Buster Bunny, Anna Hotteling, Zixx, Carrot, Vambre, Ariana the Banshee, Chloe Yoriyama, Silver Banshee, Black Canary, Sirens (Samurai Jack), Shade Man, Shadow Man, Dark Man, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, RD Lisa Loud and Anastasia (Cinderella) VS Amora, Magic Man (Adventure Time), Tree Witch, Hot Dog Monster, Scorcher, Lady Flamicorn, Evil Ocean, Evil Drill Man, Piranha Jones, Chicken Ball Z Mandy, Demon Beatrice, and Chunky Chicken - Us battling Another Howler Leeches, Evil Solar Man and Bizarro who were the embodiment of The Carnage Dopant and the Yacht Dopant
Amora was next.
Amora (to Sakura): Nico, Princess What's Her Name's team, and Bizarro's team did good Another Howler Leeches, Evil Solar Man and Bizarro. They were the embodiment of The Carnage Dopant and the Yacht Dopant
Sakura Avalon: They sure were and we were shocked to find out that the Carnage Dopant was really Catherine Kasady Carnage, the daughter of Cletus Kasady!
They gasped!
Amora: That fucked up monster has a daughter and she's the Embodiment of Carnage!? HOLY SHIT!
Buster Bunny: Yeah we were shocked ourselves and Girl Jordan went up to her and yelled at her and wouldn't trust her one bit!
Ariana: Not that I blame her one bit for that.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah she hated her but decided to give her a chance after hearing her and how she kills criminals and not innocents.
Starshine Sparkle: SHE REALLY hates her evil so called father.
Spyro: No kidding! That was crazy!
Amora: That is crazy! Oh man! Lets do it!
Sakura Avalon used the Wizard Gear and got a Wizard Sword and she used the Ring for Eli Moon and fired waves of magic and the group fired magic blasts and smashed them down.
Ax, Cia, Infernal Flame Emperor, Volcanic Doomfire, Volcanic Rocket, Fire Princess, Pyris the Ignis, Zoey MacKenzie, Catherine Krafft, Hannah MacKenzie, Fire Man, Flame Man, Torch Man, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Sylanders, Constantine (Robotboy) and Viceroy (Randy Cunningham) VS 10,000 Volt Ghost, Willawaw, Scooby Snax Monster, Gold Monster, Ghost of Merlin, Ghost of Buster McMuttmauler, Cheese Monster, Judge, Thromnambular the Wish Granting Skull, Evil Bunny, Outlaw Skinner, and Monster Tree Stump - Lincoln's rescue Castle Frankenstein in Germany and we battled Stella's Hypothetical Akumatized Villain
10,000 Volt Ghost was next.
10,000 Volt Ghost: (to Ax) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Castle Frankenstein in Germany. He battled Stella's Hypothetical Akumatized Villain
Ax: He sure did and that was awesome. We found out that it was made when Stella lost a science contest because of biased judges that hate people like her and never will give her another chance.
Cia: Stupid morons!
Pyris: Yeah those guys are jerks. But she was a really nasty monster!
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah those judges think they are better than everyone.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) I agree there!
Sunburn: No kidding there too!
10,000 Volt Ghost: Yeah no kidding! Lets do it!
Ax used the Lost Galaxy Gear and got a Galaxy Sword and they fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Shannon Deluth Sanderson Loud, Blackfire, Caam - Serenity of Gusto, Constellar Virgo, Medium of The Ice Barrier, Laval Volcano Handmaiden, Zombina the Zombie, Natasha Hernandez, Sawyer the Zombie, Gretchen, McGee, Squirt, Armand, Suzi, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Thorn and Misty Tredwell VS Ben Ravencroft, Sanderson Sisters, Ghost of Old Salem, Swamp Witch, Ghost of Witch McCoy, Desert Sandwitch, Sarah Ravencroft, Heart, Robert Vance, Red Eye King, Jubjub Bird, and Burnis - Us making the World's Spiciest Pizza
Ben Ravencroft was next.
Ben Ravencroft (to Shannon): You guys made the World's Spiciest Pizza. Was it that spicy?
Shannon: INSANELY spicy! We made it with pizza sauce that has J.D.'s hottest hot sauce, pepper relish made from the hottest peppers in the world and also we put wasabi sauce and Carolina Reaper Sriracha sauce on it.
Blackfire: But it was a really awesome pizza.
Zombina: Boy it was spicy!
Starlight Glimmer: You should have seen what it was like!
Cozy Glow: WHEW! That was a potent pizza!
Hex: Boy it sure was!
Ben Ravencroft: Boy that is a spicy pizza! Lets do it!
Shannon used the Wizard Gear and got an awesome Dark Magic Sword and they fired waves of magic, lightning, stars, skulls, blood and bones and smashed them down.
Silverstream the Hippogriff, Natsu Hyuga, Wendy Dorrington the Vaxadactylus Gene-slammer, Apple Fritter, Scotsman, Stone Kirby, Astrodactyl, Jenny Worthington, Aylene Carter, Littlefoot, Cera, Petrie, Ducky, Spike, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Drillhorn, and Guyhawk VS Goro, Scorpion, Subzero, Kano, Sindell, Reptile, Motaro, Ghost of Jeremiah Pratt, Nightmare Fluttershy, Froot Loops Queen, DC Shrapnel, and Daffy Duck the Screwball - We made history with making the spiciest pizza ever
Goro was next.
Goro (to Silverstream): You guys made history with making the spiciest pizza ever. You should be proud!
Silverstream: Oh we are really proud! It's that spicy!
Natsu Hyuga: Yeah it sure is!
Astrodactyl: Yeah it sure is potent and deadly!
Applejack: Boy howdy it sure was!
Apple Bloom: Boy no kidding there!
Flashwing: No kidding.
Goro: Boy no kidding! Lets do it!
Silverstream used the Ninja Steel Gear and got an awesome Ninja Katana of Wind and they fired waves of wind, earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava and crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Akira Akatsuki, Milly Ashford, Yumi Korra, Dawnstar, Sun Lad, Ferro Lad, Ultimate Echo Echo, Cleo Ulysses, Silver Banshee, Black Canary, Sirens (Samurai Jack), Circe (Generator Rex), Wind Man, Air Man, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Toxica and Jindrax VS Crimson Dynamo, Titanium Man, Melter, Living Laser, Grizzly, Griffin, Ironmonger, Nuclear Man, Evil Orbit Woman, Ebirah, Mr. Nasty, Nefarious (Rocket Monkeys), and Space Gorillas - Lynn and her friends tried our spiciest ever pizza and MAN THEY HAD FIRE EXPLODE OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS
Crimson Dynamo was next.
Crimson Dynamo: (to Akira) (Russian Accent) Lynn and her friends tried your spiciest ever pizza. MAN, THEY HAD FIRE EXPLODE OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS!
Akira: Yeah you should have seen it! It was that explosive!
Milly Ashford: Their mouths were so on fire that they ran around like chickens with their heads cut off!
Ultimate Echo Echo: It was that brutal and crazy.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah it sure was! We all were amazed by the amount of fire that came out!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It was infernal and hot.
Featherweight: Yeah it sure was!
Sprocket: No kidding there.
Crimson Dynamo: Boy that must've been ONE HOT PIZZA! But awesome! Lets do it!
Akira used the Battle Fever J gear and got a Global Flag Sword! They fired waves of energy, metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.
Hikaru Akatsuki, Esther Blanchett, Engagement Ring Princess, Lumpy Space Princess, Princess Princess Princess, Emerald Princess, Em the Empusa, Rachel Stavenport, Mantis (Kung Fu Panda), Manny (A Bugs Life), Manterror, Nate Silva, Mantis (Marvel), Zoe Paleozoic, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Barricade and Blackout VS Turtle (DC), Snapping Turtle Amazon, Mutant Snapping Turtle, Crazy Aunt Gretchen, Filbert the Chernabog, Lord Vringath Dregg, Chompy Mage, Scirocco Mole, Taboo Dopant, Leafan, Bubbles, and Lee - Symbiote Surprise and Kree-Search and Development next
Turtle was next.
Turtle (To Hikaru): Symbiote Surprise and Kree-Search and Development are next. I hope you guys have fire and sound attacks ready!
Hikaru: Oh we had MANY of them ready. We hit Carnom all over with sonic and fire and elemental blasts up the ass like you wouldn't believe.
Esther: That was a really awesome battle.
Em the Empusa: It sure was and we were amazed about it.
Rarity: We sure were darlings and it was really fun and grand.
Sweetie Belle: It sure was fun.
Gill Grunt: Yeah that was awesome.
Turtle: That sure is awesome! Lets do it!
Hikaru used the W Gear and got a Gaia Memory Sword and they fired waves of lightning, water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Ed Grant, Kujaku, Stan Lee, Human Torch, Tania, Sperg's Mom, Nakiya and Nikila the Liliraune, Gina Everest, Lillymon, Rosemon, Togemon, Mimi Tachikawa, Shurimon, Lalamon, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Gilda and Stygian VS Spot, Ebon, Vexen, Lexaeus, Axel, Demyx, Larxene, Weather Report, One Eye, VrilDaiBouken, Antilion Fangire, and Mog - Carnom and Ronan the Accuser next
Spot was next.
Spot: (to Ed Grant) Carnom and Ronan the Accuser are next. They aren't gonna be easy.
Ed Grant: Well J.D. easily overwhelmed Ronan. But Carnom is putting up a much more powerful challenge.
Kujaku: He sure is. But it was awesome.
Nakiya: It sure was cool!
Nikila: We were amazed ourselves.
Fluttershy: This was a really fun battle for us.
Tornado Bolt: Yeah it sure was!
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Oh ja ja it was awesome.
Stealth Elf: Yeah no kidding.
Spot: Boy that is awesome! Lets do it!
Ed Grant used the Gaim gear and used the Hazelnut Lockseed and they fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down.
Chris Taylor, Miku Hatsume, Sheriff Skyfire, Universe 666 Midnight Sour Sweet, Agent of Miracles - Jupiter, Master Hyperion, Lorica the Dark Matter, Elizabeth Victoria, Shademon Nene, Raven, Brittney Knudson, Lucy Loud, Haiku, Dante, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Skalor and Tentakil VS Skalamander, Biowulf, Universe 666 Van Kleiss, Noface, Universe 666 Alpha (Generator Rex), Zs'Skayr, Yenaldooshi, Bassoon Burns, Bad Cop, Elements Fire Finn, Jack From Jupiter, and New Sun - Girl Jordan went APESHIT on Lego Carnom.
Skalamander was next.
Skalamander: (to Chris) Girl Jordan went APESHIT on Lego Carnom. Though he's putting up a fight.
Chris Taylor: Boy no kidding! Girl Jordan is really kicking his ass big time!
Mike Hatsune: Yeah that was so awesome to see!
Lorica: You got that right! Girl Jordan is really known as The Death of Carnage.
Princess Luna: It's a really awesome and clever moniker for her.
Moondust: And it fits her perfectly because of the vendetta she has with him.
Snowdrop: Yeah no kidding there.
Gari: Boy no kidding! That is a brutal and deadly vendetta there.
Blackout: No kidding there!
Skalamander: Boy this vendetta is gonna be a problem! Lets do it!
Chris used the SPD Gear and got a Law Sword and they fired waves of darkness and smashed them down.
Jessica Shannon, Mulan, Maiden of The Aqua, Maiden of The Moonlight, The Agent of Creation - Venus, Reggie MacKenzie and Splendid Venus, Sandra Thompson the Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth Gene-slammer, Stella Monroe, Crystal Beasts Ruby Carbuncle, Amber Mammoth, Topaz Tiger, Emerald Tortoise, Sapphire Pegasus, Cobalt Eagle, Amethyst Cat, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Windsweeper and Dirt Boss VS Dr. Polaris, Evil Star, Magneto, Evil Magnet Man, Evil Galaxy Man, Evil Astro Man, Evil Star Man, Yost Magneto, Big Beanie, Count Fang, Bob-Ulk, and Cookatiel - I hope Girl Jordan tears the Lego Carnage half of Carnom apart!
Dr. Polaris was next.
Dr. Polaris: (to Jessica) I hope Girl Jordan tears the Lego Carnage half of Carnom apart! Though Carnom is showing the exact opposite of Carnage's usual behavior.
Jessica Shannon: That is too true on that and this version of him is a funny one.
Mulan: But he is still scary.
Sandra Thompson: I agree there too. But Girl Jordan is a girl that no version of Carnage should ever mess around with.
Princess Celestia: Boy that is for sure there.
King Solar: I agree there.
Solar Eclipsa: I agree there too.
Amber Morning: Yeah no kidding.
Spotlight: That is for sure there.
Dr. Polaris: I agree too. (Sees a huge bruise on Jessica's head) Oh man! Jessica are you okay!?
Jessica Shannon: Oh yeah! I got hit in the head really hard by Krystal. She Bashed me really hard on the head. Lincoln was REALLY PISSED about it. But I'm okay.
Dr. Polaris: Good. Lets do it!
Jessica used the Dragon Knight gear and got an awesome Advent Card sword and they fired waves of light and energy and smashed them down.
Noriko, Gaara and RD Lincoln VS Screamer
Screamer was next.
Screamer: That was cool that you guys fought a Cheese Mountain Range in Wisconsin!
Noriko: We were amazed seeing that. And Nico loved it because you know how much he loves cheese.
Screamer: That is true!
Noriko fired waves of lightning and smashed her down.
Numbuh 1, Ashi and her sisters VS The Gentleman
(POSH MUSIC PLAYS)
The Gentleman was next.
The Gentleman: Wouldn't you agree that this was a most interesting day for you all?
Numbuh 1: Indeed it has been an interesting one.
Numbuh 1 and group fired waves of lasers and smashed him down.
Numbuh 2, Valon and Jetfire VS Jujunga
(DIDGERIDOO MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND)
Jujunga was next.
Jujunga: (Aboriginal Accent) I'm sorry that Girl Jordan went through so much trouble back then.
Numbuh 2: It was a terrible time for her but she is going to make sure that all Carnage versions get what's coming to them.
Numbuh 2 and group fired waves of energry and elements and blasted him down.
Numbuh 3, Lana & Lola and Lexx and Leif VS I & Am
(WE ARE SIAMESE PLAYS)
I & Am were next.
I: Girl Jordan is wise to forgive Catherine for not being like her father...
Am: It would seem that she is not like him in that matter rather.
Numbuh 3: I agree there too myself.
Numbuh 3 fired waves of energy and smashed them down.
Numbuh 4, Andropov and Golova VS Boris the Strong
(RUSSIAN MUSIC PLAYS)
Boris the Strong was next.
Boris the Strong: (Russian Accent) If I were Girl Jordan I would REALLY SMASH ALL VERSIONS OF CARNAGE TILL THERE WERE NONE LEFT!
Numbuh 4: I agree there completely there!
Numbuh 4 fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Numbuh 5, Verbina & Aster and Princess Bubblegum VS Princess Mira
Princess Mira was next.
Princess Mira: Girl Jordan should know that Vengeance is never the answer for anything.
Numbuh 5: I know. Numbuh 5 knows that vengeance only makes things worse. But for her I think her reasons are totally justified. He ruined her life.
Princess Mira: That is true.
Numbuh 5 fired energy waves and smashed her down.
Keiichiro, Inspector Fox and Lupin III VS El Jefe
El Jefe was next.
Keiichiro: This will be fun.
He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Animated Optimus Prime, Laney and Ed Cowart VS Baby Bowser
Baby Bowser was next.
Animated Optimus Prime: I'm ready for you.
He fired energy blasts and smashed him down.
Aligned Bumblebee, Maria and William VS Captain Memo
Captain Memo was next.
Aligned Bumblebee: This will be fun.
He fired waves if energy and smashed Memo down.
Shu, Arkayna and Harry Potter VS Wizard.
Wizard was next.
Shu: Bring on the fury.
He fired energy blasts and smashed down Wizard.
Ish, Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo VS Centiback (Mighty Morphin Season 3)
Centiback was next.
Centiback: Awesome job against Carnom.
Ish: Hey thanks! That was cool.
Ish fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Mighty Morphin Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lola, Lisa, Lana and Lily VS Turkey Jerk
Turkey Jerk was next.
Turkey Jerk: Boy this was an awesome part of the adventures in Chronopolis.
Nico: You got that right.
May: This was awesome too.
Turkey Jerk: This sure is awesome! Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of LEGO Venom and Carnage, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and a cross etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
Nico teleported back with them.
Tommy Oliver: Lets do it guys! IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
THUNDERCLAP!
Tommy: TIGERZORD!
Zach: MASTODON!
Kimberly: PTERODACTYL!
Billy: TRICERATOPS!
Trini: SABER-TOOTHED TIGER!
Jason: TYRANNOSAURUS!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN 2!
They turned into the Mighty Morphin Rangers again!
Nico: Lets get him!
They formed the power blaster.
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Turkey Jerk and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
He was dead again!
Nico: Turkey Jerk you have failed this world again.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super MEga Win.
We regrouped.
Troy: Red and Black are your colors.
Tsukasa: But how about crimson?!
Kamen Ride: Forever Crimson!
Tsukasa turned into Forever Crimson and Daiki summoned clones of the Crimson Rangers!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER CRIMSON!
They turned into the Crimson Rangers!
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) STAR WOLF 6!
She summoned Wolf, Queen Cannabis, Eustace Strych, Slaughterjack the Lumberjack, Barbos and Wolf Undead!
We went at Carnom and blasted and smashed him all over the place.
Girl Jordan, Blackout, Oceanus Shenron and G1 Inferno used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Girl Jordan and Oceanus Shenron's powers, G1 Inferno's Extinguisher Rifle and Blackout's weapons 100-fold.
Girl Jordan and Blackout: SEA DRAGON WAVE CANNON BLAST!
Oceanus Shenron and G1 Inferno: WHIRLWIND RIFLE BLAST!
Taranee of Fire and Heatwave: FIRESTORM FURY BLAST!
Irma of Water and Demyx: WATER MUSIC BURST!
Hay Lin of Wind and Vulture: WIND FLIGHT STORM!
Cornelia of Earth and Dai Gui: EARTHQUAKE FURY BLAST!
Will Vandom of Magic and Dr. Viktor: LIGHTNING MAGIC BLAST!
Ariel of Atlantica and Ghost: MERMAID GHOST STRIKE!
Aqua of the Spellweaver and Skulker: SPELLWEAVER BLAST BARRAGE!
Eli of the Force and Baron Mordo: MAGIC FORCE SHOT!
Kairi of the Light Wing and Dr. Light: LIGHT WING KEY BLAST!
Sora of the Light and Robo Blaze: LIGHT KEY WING STRIKE!
Rarity, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Crystal Clarity, Radiance, King Epsilon, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, Manta Stingray, Nova Lisa, Hammer Lad, Brain Freeze, Water Wu, Sweetie Belle, Pixel Bit, Kerfuffle, Thunder Terror, Button Mash, Pip-Squeak, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Saffron Masala, Vinyl Scratch, Soundwave Speaker, Octavia Melody, Melody Song, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur-De-Lis, Fancy Pants, Roseluck, Lily Valley, Daisy, Coco Pommel, March Gustysnows, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Ocellus the Changeling, Water Skylanders and Geronimo Jr.: WATER STORM OF JEWELED GENEROSITY!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Rarity, Girl Jordan and Leeli: WATER BLAST OF RETRIBUTION!
They fired a massive blast of water.
Lincoln: SOUND STYLE: SOUNDWAVE CANNON!
Entrapta: SOUND LIGHTNING STYLE: THUNDER BOOM!
Perfuma: SOUND NATURE STYLE: SOUNDFLOWER!
Frosta: SOUND ICE STYLE: SUBZERO SOUND SLASH!
R. Mika: TECH LIGHT STYLE: SHINE GEAR!
Juri Han: TECH DARK STYLE: SHADOW TECH HAMMER!
Shantae: TECH MAGIC STYLE: MYSTIC NUTS AND BOLTS!
Akko: TECH STAR STYLE: STAR GEARS!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln and his harem: DOUBLE FINAL SMASH: TECHNO SOUNDWAVE BLAST!
They fired massive sonic blasts.
Lincoln: It's over, Venom and Carnage.
Suddenly, Lincoln's eleven massive and long white wolf tails stretched out, and then, they lashed out at the LEGO versions of Venom and Carnage, and they were being bashed and beaten all over the place, and he even bashed them on the heads with two of his tails.
Nico: Ooh, now that's gonna leave a mark.
We then saw the LEGO versions of Venom and Carnage get a lump on their heads! OUCH! Then, we saw two white flag go up on the lumps.
Me: Looks like they surrender.
Nico: Now, that was awesome! We took down the LEGO versions of Venom and Carnage, and they're going to be in a lot of trouble.
Lincoln: You said it. Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Universe 666 Yugito.
?: YOU WILL ALL DIE FOR WHAT YOU DID TO NICO!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of blue fire blasts, and it absorbed the blasts and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, come on out right now, Universe 666 Yugito, or I will blast you out!
Suddenly, we saw a figure come out, it was Universe 666 Yugito, one of the resurrected Universe 666 Jinchuriki because of Universe 666 Sebastian.
Universe 666 Me: Yugito.
Universe 666 Yugito: J.D.?! Impossible, Nico killed you!
Universe 666 Lincoln: He did, but J.D. of the prime universe brought him and all those who died at that heartless snake's hands back. But, there's no way I can ever forgive you, you were J.D.'s brother, but you betrayed him and sided with that filthy snake.
Universe 666 Yugito: He was weak!
Universe 666 Me grabbed her by the neck and kicked her hard into a wall of diamond Lincoln made and I snapped my fingers and we were on Planet Glaren.
Maya Matatabi: He wasn't weak, but you, what you did was an act of betrayal that can never ever be forgiven!
Suddenly, Maya Matatabi's blue eyes turned blue pink and she was surrounded by a blue energy aura with stars, blue fire, ghosts, cats, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached Universe 666 Yugito, she left blue energy, stars, blue fire, ghosts, cats, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Maya Matatabi: I can never forgive you, Universe 666 Yugito, what you did in Evil Nico's name was nothing more than dishonorable and atrocious. You along with the other Universe 666 Jinchuriki have caused so much pain and suffering that it isn't funny, we thought we wouldn't have to deal with you or the other Universe 666 Jinchuriki and Universe 666 Tailed Beasts, but because of what that violent deranged psycho did in bringing you all back, that crossed a serious line, and for that, I'm going to end you once and for all!
Suddenly, Maya Matatabi was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with stars and blue fire surrounding the vortex, there are ghosts, cats, phoenixes, angels, and Matatabi the Two-Tailed Wraith Cat flying and running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with Matatabi's eyes in its wings and red eyes glaring at Universe 666 Yugito: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Maya Matatabi emerged, but she was changed forever.
Maya Matatabi grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large dark blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair with two blue cat ears on top of her head and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a dark blue energy aura with stars, blue fire, ghosts, cats, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, she has Matatabi the Two-Tailed Wraith Cat emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on cat earrings on her ears with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Ghost, Two, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws, she also has Matatabi the Two-Tailed Wraith Cat with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Ghost, Two, and Eternity Kanjis in its tails for the second pendant on the bottom of her dark blue cat-shaped Element of Harmony along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with dark blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and dark blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Maya Matatabi has on a sleeveless dark blue turtleneck top, dark blue vest, dark blue skirt with the symbol of Kumogakure and the Two Kanji on it, blue pants, blue legwarmers, blue shoes, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, water, ocean waves, turtles, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Matatabi the Two-Tailed Wraith Cat with flames and ghosts surrounding it. Suddenly, Irina Isobu felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive blonde angel wings with dark blue tips on the large blonde feathers grew much bigger for her new body and Matatabi's two massive tails also grew much bigger and longer for her new body, Maya Matatabi has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large dark blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Maya Matatabi's massive gold greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of dark blue energy, stars, blue fire, ghosts, cats, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Maya Matatabi's Eternal Dark Blue Haunting Blue Firestorm Avatar Two-Tailed Wraith Cat Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Eternal Dark Blue Haunting Blue Firestorm Avatar Two-Tailed Wraith Cat Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded yellow gems and Matatabi the Two-Tailed Wraith Cat etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged dark blue blade, large dark blue cat heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large dark blue gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large dark blue cat heads with yellow gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large dark blue cat heads is a large dark blue cat head with yellow gems for eyes and yellow gem in its mouth for the pommel, Maya Matatabi has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large dark blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Matatabi's head with yellow gems for eyes and large dark blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a dark blue kanji below Matatabi the Two-Tailed Wraith Cat with nine dark blue magatama in between the kanji that said, "Maya Matatabi, Avatar of Matatabi The Two-Tailed Wraith Cat, Member of The Tailed Beast Avatar Guardian Angels, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Dear Friend of Yugito Nii and Matatabi the Two-Tailed Wraith Cat, Master of Blue Fire and Ghosts Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Bullies, Despiser of The Mean Loud Sisters, Archenemy of The Firecats, Destroyer of Universe 666 Yugito Nii, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Blue Fire, Ghosts, Cats, Phoenixes, and Angels"
マヤ・マタタビ、双尾のレイス・キャット・マタタビの化身、尾獣アバター・ガーディアン・エンジェルスのメンバー、真の不滅で宇宙の強力な戦士、新井ユギトと双尾のレイス・キャット・マタタビの親愛なる友人、青い炎のマスター、そして幽霊を愛する守護天使とリンカーンの将来の妻ラウド、いじめっ子の軽蔑者、意地悪ラウド姉妹の軽蔑者、ファイアキャッツの大敵、宇宙666の破壊者新井ユギト、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、プロテクター、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者であり救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の究極の力善良な真の真実の女神、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大、優しさ、無私、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の殺し屋、錯乱、殺人、無慈悲、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして青い火、幽霊、猫、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Maya Matatabi has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-TWO TAILS AVATAR-WRAITH CAT-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HAUNTING BLUE FIRESTORM TAILED BEAST TWO-TAILS WRAITH CAT PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HAUNTING BLUE FIRESTORM TAILED BEAST TWO-TAILS WRAITH CAT PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HAUNTING BLUE FIRESTORM TAILED BEAST TWO-TAILS WRAITH CAT PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Maya Matatabi's Super Angel-Two Tails Avatar-Wraith Cat-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Universe 666 Yugito saw it, she fell into a rage and we saw her eyes change into that of the beast inside her and her nails grew into claws and she ran at her to kill her, but Maya Matatabi fired a massive barrage of dark blue energy, stars, blue fire, ghosts, cats, phoenixes, and angels which hit Universe 666 Yugito and sent her flying into a rock formation, she got back up, but boy was she pissed off majorly.
Me: HOLY SHIT!
Nico: That really is incredible! But, man, she really put the hurt on her!
Yugito: It's not over yet, Nico. In fact, the show's about to begin.
Maya Matatabi: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Haunting Blue Firestorm Wraith Cat Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Haunting Blue Firestorm Wraith Cat Phoenix Angel Love) But, it'll end all the same, Yugito. Shall we, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Let's do it, Maya.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well, and he joined Maya Matatabi.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I don't know what that lunatic was thinking with that damn contingency plan, but all the same, we're sending you right back to Hell where you belong!
Lincoln and Maya Matatabi went after Universe 666 Yugito, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, dark blue energy, slime, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Universe 666 Yugito, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, they attacked her with energy slashes from their massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and Maya Matatabi also left many more by firing blue energy slashes with her claws, and he and Maya Matatabi attacked her hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Universe 666 Yugito even more insane with rage than ever.
Universe 666 Yugito: YOU! YOU! (ENRAGED SCREAM)
Universe 666 Yugito went at them now completely blind with insane rage and fury, but Lincoln and Maya Matatabi kicked her hard in the stomach and Lincoln fired blasts of blue fire and ghosts at her and she got hit hard and he slashed at her with his massive greatsword. They also attacked her with powerful elemental and energy blasts and she got hit hard, and this was more than enough to drive Universe 666 Yugito even farther into the edges of rage and madness.
Suddenly, Universe 666 Yugito started transforming as all two tails manifested and she transformed into her Tailed Beast. But, before she could attack, Lincoln swung his massive greatsword and fired Tailed Beast Bombs that hit and made the beast dizzy and disoriented and that caused the beast to transform back into Universe 666 Yugito who was literally on her last legs.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) So, you've finally transformed and let the beast out. Too bad for you, I know how to take you down. SEALING JUTSU: NINE PHANTOM DRAGONS!
Lincoln fired nine blue dragons and they surrounded Universe 666 Yugito, and then, Lincoln began forcibly absorbing all of Universe 666 Yugito's Tailed Beast Chakra as streams of red Chakra were being painfully removed from Universe 666 Yugito and absorbed into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.
Then, as soon as Lincoln was done absorbing all the Tailed Beast Chakra, the nine dragons disappear and Universe 666 Yugito was dead. Then, Lincoln absorbed her body by stabbing her with one of his eleven massive and long white tails' tip turned into Cell's stinger and the stinger changed back as soon as he was done and he sent Universe 666 Yugito's soul to The Black Gates. We all cheered wildly for what Maya Matatabi and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down and Maya Matatabi's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, two massive and longer Matatabi's tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive blonde angel wings are permanent.
Maya Matatabi: See you never, you monster. Thanks for helping me get rid of Universe 666 Yugito for good, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Maya.
Suddenly, Maya Matatabi wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Maya Matatabi's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Windigo, and Matatabi the Two-Tailed Wraith Cat flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and blue fire raging and ghosts behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Maya Matatabi sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and blue fire and ghosts and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Then, we found ourselves back on Earth thanks to Lincoln.
Nico: Oh man, that was seriously an epic battle!
Me: You said it.
Universe 666 Me: But, Lincoln and Maya did it, they defeated my former comrade and Lincoln killed her using The Nine Phantom Dragons and he absorbed the Tailed Beast Chakra of my Earth's Matatabi, and without it, she died painfully.
Lincoln: But, we can't underestimate the last of the Universe 666 Jinchuriki: Universe 666 Gaara, and there's also no telling what that crazy lunatic has done in his resurrection.
Eli: Obviously, not good. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: The next member of The Midnight Society that we're meeting tomorrow is Delilah Midnight.
Autumn Midnight: That's perfect, and you guys are going to love meeting her, Delilah Midnight is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and the second younger sister of The Midnight Sisters, she's a Goth Girl born from darkness and she also has immense and incredible power over The Dark Arts, Witchcraft, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Necromancy, The Occult, demons, and creatures of the night, and also has black angel wings. She's a member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and every night, she and the rest of The Midnight Society meet up with Lincoln who's also a member of The Midnight Society at the backyard of the house and tell some of the most bone-chilling and scariest stories around a campfire and she's the one who handles the organizing of our meetings. She's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and they were intrigued to find out that she's the member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and she hates Hawk and Hank with a blazing passion. One night, as she and the rest of The Midnight Society were in the backyard preparing for their night of scary stories at the campfire, those two buttrags showed up and tried to attack, but Delilah used her dark powers and made Hawk and Hank's nightmares come to life, and they got so scared, they ran away and went back to prison and holed themselves back in their cells and they refused to come out for the rest of the night.
Nico: Whoa, now what was those buttfaces' fear?
Lincoln: That was an easy one: what we did in scaring them on Halloween years ago.
We gasped.
Me: Yeah, that fear is extremely powerful, and it remained as a permanent scar on their minds. But I'll never forget that. That was so fun.
Carnom: (groans) You...cannot...spot...us! Carnom...is...order. Lord...Kang's...order! (falls unconscious)
FWOMP!
Goro: Devoted to his boss to the end.
Crimson Dynamo: He was tougher then Venom AND Carnage together.
Turtle: At least he's done now.
Skalamander: We'll take him with us.
Dr. Polaris: We'll need a crane though.
Lincoln threw 3 energy cards which hit the LEGO versions of Venom and Carnage and Carnom and imprisoned them inside 3 cards and he put them inside a box he made and it vanished.
Dr. Polaris: Or that works.
Nico: Yep. Great job guys.
Rainbow Dash: (To the viewers) That was awesome though!
Me: Yeah it was R.D.!
We later went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
TO BE CONTINUED
Part 6 done.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.
For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Grundy, Greg, Alien Guts, Evil Silver Banshee, Repteel and Midaredouji as well as Tristan, Candy, Olivia Boone, Booster Gold, Black Orchid And Gamora and we're going to the mall for some shopping fun. But also we're going there to battle Sheila's enemy Tina Tiberius Turner. No relation to Tina Turner the Singer. She is a queen bee girl that HATES Sheila with a vengeance. She did all kinds of HORRIBLE pranks on her to make her suffer. But Sheila was too smart to fall for them. Sheila gathered evidence on her and got her expelled and sent to a boarding school for spoiled brats. Now Tina is back and she wants REVENGE! And Sheila is going to transform against Tina and we're going to send that monster to the Xaikora prison. And we're going to battle Another Advanced Crystal Beast Amethyst Cat, Cobalt Eagle, Sapphire Pegasus, Emerald Tortoise, Topaz Tiger, Amber Mammoth, Ruby Carbuncle, Balrog (Lord of The Rings), Sin (Marvel), The 3 Amber Sisters, Hana Natsuki (Demon), Captain Spring Green Squeaker, 3 Multiviolas, Kuroageha Yummy, Destwilder, Greg and Grundy. And we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Strike Man. Her name is Sidney Strike and she is an awesome Baseball Player.
The match-up scene is for Siri Shukaku, Avatar of Shukaku The One-Tailed Tanuki, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Universe 666 Gaara, the last of the Universe 666 Jinchuriki brought back by the hidden contingency plan of Universe 666 Sebastian.
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Persia, and we're going to destroy our old enemy, the dark sorcerer, Anubis, who's returned from the dead in search of vengeance, but we're not going to let him get away with this, he will be destroyed here and now and he'll be banished forever into the depths of The Black Gates. And we're going to meet Delilah Midnight, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and the second younger sister of The Midnight Sisters, she's a Goth Girl born from darkness and she also has immense and incredible power over The Dark Arts, Witchcraft, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Necromancy, The Occult, demons, and creatures of the night, and also has black angel wings. She's a member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and every night, she and the rest of The Midnight Society meet up with Lincoln who's also a member of The Midnight Society at the backyard of the house and tell some of the most bone-chilling and scariest stories around a campfire and she's the one who handles the organizing of our meetings. She's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and they were intrigued to find out that she's the member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and she hates Hawk and Hank with a blazing passion. One night, as she and the rest of The Midnight Society were in the backyard preparing for their night of scary stories at the campfire, those two buttrags showed up and tried to attack, but Delilah used her dark powers and made Hawk and Hank's nightmares come to life, and they got so scared, they ran away and went back to prison and holed themselves back in their cells and they refused to come out for the rest of the night.
Part 7 is next and that's gonna be for Inhuman Nature and Hala, is it Kree You're Looking For and we're facing Maximus and Supreme Intelligence.
See you next time.