Blondie

A couple of weeks after naruto and jiraiya left for the training trip jiraiya was thinking what to do he wanted to tell naruto who his parents where he did train his father but naruto doesn't know who his parents are he wants naruto to know that they loved him and he wants him to learn the flying raining Because he wants naruto to learn it and tell him that he is his Godfather and tell him that now he has made up his mind

Jiraiya and naruto made the camp he tells naruto to come here naruto walks up to him jiraiya thinks how to tell him first he will tell that he is his Godfather naruto is thinking what jiraiya wants to tell him jiraiya says okay I have to tell you something naruto says ok what is ero sennin jiraiya says this is serious naruto sees him being serious and says I won't make any jokes jiraiya looks at him And says

I am going to tell you something hiruzen wanted to tell you when you where a chunin what is it naruto asks excited first I have to tell you something else okay naruto says jiraiya says I am your Godfather what naruto asks sad that no one told him this naruto asks why was he not there jiraiya said because I had to keep my spy work up and I could not take you with me I would have but how can I do spy work with a baby with me naruto says why didn't you see me then I lived a alone for all my childhood and you didn't think to come see me he said about to cry

Jiraiya said I sent you that money you got every month and I haven't been back to the village tell the chunin exams to train you and I have to tell you who you're parents where naruto looked up at jiraiya you know who my parents are jiraiya said yes who are they jiraiya said minato namikaze and kushina uzumaki they naruto said the fourth hokage and who was kushina jiraiya said that kushina was the red hot habanero they where his parents naruto asks did they love him jiraiya said they did they died for him they gave up there life up for them him jiraiya said naruto asks how did they die jiraiya said that

When your mom was giving birth to him that the 9 tails fox was in his mom the seal weakened and let the 9 tails out your father fought it and sealed it into you and said they were stabbed into the stomach by the fox and they left him a scroll for him it has his father's jutsu in it and his parents picture In it and his uzumaki scrolls and some other things and says he will show him his father's jutsu he will train him with them later and tech him them and says ok

A year later

Naruto and jiraiya have been training and learned more about his parents now he is going to learn his father's teleportation seal naruto hopes everything goes well with the it has been a year since he found out who is parents where he was 13 now he Is 14 when naruto is seating up the seal he doesn't know how it works he is going to surprise drive with it to show him that he is not a kid anymore and he has been a good teacher jiraiya wakes up to see naruto is not in the tent with him he and naruto share a tent he gets out of the tent and sees naruto setting up some seal and sees it is minato teleportation seal he didn't teach him how it works naruto sees him and says jiraiya look I am going to teleport jiraiya said don't do it naruto he sees him use the seal and yellow bright light so he covers his eyes and looks back and sees that naruto is not there naruto yells jiraiya

*with naruto*

Naruto wakes up and looks around jiraiya naruto yells this is not funny where is he naruto try to since Chakra but he could not it is like everyone is invisible even civilian had chakra is he alone but then he sees a town he walks to it and sees some house's naruto sees some people on a horse naruto thinks why are people on horses they are slow for ninjas but some people ride them he sees them he walks around tell he sees a guy he walks up to him and asks where is he the guy says it is black water he says what is that naruto asks the guy says it is a town naruto says thanks and walks away he sits down and thinks where the hell am I I don't know a town called black water he starts to cry he doesn't know where he is he thinks where is jiraiya then he starts to cry more he misses his home then a guy sees naruto and walks up to him and asks what is his name Naruto says it is naruto okay the person says why are you crying

Naruto says because I don't know where i am the people says my name is Dutch and this is my friend hosea and that kid over they is john marston and arthur morgan what do you want naruto asks Dutch says I was just wondering why you where crying was all do you want me to take you some where and help look for your home okay naruto says what is the year naruto asks Dutch says it is 1885 why Dutch ask naruto says he didn't know it either okay come with us my friend's over there don't know I am doing this okay naruto says when Dutch brings naruto with him hosea sees Dutch with some kid when naruto and Dutch get to the wagon hosea asks who is he Dutch says some kid that is lost let's bring him to the train station hosea says why Dutch says it is a kid that dose not know where he is I am helping him get home okay hosea says get in the back Dutch says naruto gets into the back Dutch says we have to wait for John and arthur hosea says where did they go Dutch asks hosea said they went into a store are they Robing it Dutch says hosea says I hope not then they hear a gun gun shot I guess they are Dutch and hosea puts on a mack on what about him Dutch says I have one let me give him on ok Dutch says here what is it naruto asks just put it on really quick then 2 people one that looks about 20 and one looks about 12 some where around there they get into to back of the wagon and they yell ride Dutch they ride out of there they get shot at arthur grabs his revolver and starts to shoot back and says we got 60 dollars nice Dutch says I hope it is worth it they shoot the police that are chasing them when they get away Arthur says who the hell is this kid Dutch says that he was trying to help him find his way home

But that won't work arthur says So what are we going to do with him we will bring him to camp why arthur says we don't know where to bring him is that okay with you Dutch says to naruto it is naruto says ok they get to camp naruto sees some people but not much of them about 10 of them a couple of hours past he was talking to hosea he seems wise and there is arthur he doesn't talk much then he went to go talk john marston he is around his age they get along he only know him for a day he doesn't know what to do he is laying next to a tree he is going to go to sleep he hopes he can find a way home because he still has to find sasuke and if he doesn't find a way home he doesn't know what to do

*A day later*

He wakes up fuck his head hurts he just wants to sleep some more then he hears arthur say wake! up naruto jolts awake and asks what is arthur says if you are going to stay here you are going to have to help us what do you need help with arthur says to go rob a Stagecoach what do you mean rob we are out laws we where shooting at the sheriff's yesterday why you to chicken to help no naruto says okay you are going to need a gun what is that naruto asks what is a gun do you live under a rock arthur says where the hell did he find this kid Dutch told him to take the kid to see if he has any qualities of him arthur asked what the kids name is. it is naruto Dutch told him that he will bring him with him come with me why naruto asks because Dutch told me so okay he was the guy that is going to help him get home arthur says that he will get on his horse with him Javier and Bill will come with him to rob that Stagecoach

Arthur and naruto where ride up to them and says where is the stage bill says it is coming around that rock over there who is that kid Bill says as he grabs his gun and points at him naruto arthur says he will help us bill says he looks 14 what is he going to do don't know Dutch

said to bring him okay but if he dies he dies okay naruto says arthur tells him to get ready bill says does he have a gun yes he has a navy revolver and shotgun bill says Javier has gave the signal put on your masks here they come bill says they put on their mask arthur asks

do you know how to use that naruto says I think I got it down I just pull this and pull it back to reload naruto asks yes arthur said here they are bill and arthur walks from behind tree hold up there this is a robbery don't make any movement other wise you will die Javier walks from behind a big rock and walks up to the Stagecoach and

grabs the door to the coach but then a bunch of bounty hunters rides up to them and starts to shoot at them a yells! get down they start to shoot back naruto is scared sure he has seen death but not killed anyone arthur crawls towards a tree on the ground naruto start shooting he yells! as he shoots back meanwhile Javier shot one of them in the head and bill shot one in the stomach fuck where are they coming from Javier he yells! I thought there were not many of them. They must have been in the way back Javier yells! At bill there must be 50 of them or 70 just keep shooting and and where is arthur and that kid I see them they are behind that rock I think he is trying to make him shoot at them this is not a teach someone to learn how to shoot bill yells!

Back with naruto and arthur

Start shooting or we will all die naruto looks at the bounty hunter's

and takes aim and shoots one in the head I got one naruto says but

then he sees the brain from where he shoot at and gets sick and

pukes and keeps puking then he looks back and aims again don't get

sick don't get sick he keeps repeating to himself then he takes a deep breath in and shoots he hits one of the bounty hunter's in the neck and the he clocks back his gun and shoots again that is good

arthur says just keep doing that but if you run out of ammo just tell me arthur says naruto kept shooting a hope to God that this is worth it naruto says it will be arthur yells there is about 20 left naruto shoots a couple of more arthur sees that the kid has good aim maybe Dutch

was right about this kid but they need to get done with this job they shoot all the rest naruto looks around and arthur says let's get it then level arthur says he walks up to the Stagecoach and is about to open it then someone that was in the stage opened it that knocked him

down and points his gun at arthur the guy starts to laugh then naruto shoots the guy naruto asks if he is alright arthur says yes thank you okay naruto says arthur gets into the Stagecoach he finds about

5000 dollars this is great and kid you get about 300 dollars since this

is your first robbery thanks naruto says let's head back to camp arthur says

*BACK TO CAMP*

When they get back to camp this kid has some great aim arthur says but it can be better good how much did we get arthur Dutch asks

about 5000 dollars arthur says good Dutch says can you teach him

how to aim better Dutch arthur asks okay I will teach him but he will

have to buy his own stuff I gave some of my guns like two of them

and some better clothes his orange clothes won't let him hide that ain't good okay bring him into town and help him buy some stuff okay arthur walks off to go see naruto

With naruto

He was talking to hosea asking him about his good days hosea was

telling him about one time he and his wife was riding by a lake then

arthur comes up Dutch told me to bring him to buy new stuff okay naruto says bye hosea as naruto get on the back of arthur horse so

why do I have to buy new clothes because look at your clothes they are to bright what is wrong with that as arthur looks wired at him did

you over go to school I did but I just went slept most of the time that explains a lot arthur says what is that supposed to mean nothing they

get to town the go to a store they walk in this kid needs some new clothes what can I buy him go pick out some clothes 10 minutes later naruto comes back with a back shirt and some blue jeans and a

stalker hat is this good yes arthur says okay pay for them and we can leave they will be about 30 dollars sir okay naruto buys them and

they leave I am going to have to teach you how to aim that gun arthur says okay naruto says but what do I need to improve on well you do need to learn to get a better aim arthur says what do you mean I shot all those people naruto says but you missed one of them arthur

says when was this naruto asks I think you missed one of them arthur says no I hit them all don't you know that or are you going senile in your old age naruto says what I am 20 arthur says that is old in a couple of years you will bill 29 and then 30 then 40 if you make

that far naruto says do you talk this much arthur asks I talk way more than this naruto says okay let's head back to camp

When they get back to camp

Thanks for taking me out and buying new clothes naruto says you are welcome arthur says naruto goes to a tree hey do you need a tent Dutch asks as he walks up to naruto no naruto I don't want to be a annoyance it is okay we got some small tents. okay then naruto says. then come get one Dutch says. Naruto gets a tent small okay to sleep in.

Later that night

When everyone is asleep Naruto goes into his mind scape when he opens his eyes he sees the nine tails nowhere to be found. How fuzzball where are you? I need to find a way home hello where are you okay I am just going to walk in the cage. He walks in the nine tails cage it is no where fuck naruto says there is my way home as he sits down on the ground he is rethinking his life back in konoha he had no family some friends but not much what am I going to do now I am just gonna go to sleep

The next day

As naruto wakes up he wonders what had happened to the fox it could have not just disappeared I will think on it later naruto gets up and thinks what to do he can't since Chakra he can't find out were he

is he doesn't have the fox that was his most likely way to get home then he is broken out his thoughts when he hears some says hey he looks then sees it is john they have not talked much but he wonders what he wants. Hey can you help me with something john asks what

is follow me what do you need naruto asks. Can you help me with a prank? a prank where I lived I was considered a prank master then will you what did he do naruto asks. He still needs to give me back

my money, John says. How much about 10 dollars john says 10 dollars I thought it would be much worse like about 50 or 100 something like that but sure, i will help what do you have in mind

Naruto asks. I was just thinking about scaring him but I don't think that will work. That won't work but I got a better Idea we wait to tell he goes to sleep then we can either take the money or spill money onto him. Second, we can take the money before we spill it onto him. Okay but let's wait he sleeps

Later at night

Naruto and John are getting ready to do it grab the bucket you still got the water in it. Yes, John says. okay let's do it okay be quiet the start to walk to it Arthur's tent okay grab the money and then I will

spill the water onto him john says. Naruto sees Arthur's bag it is on the ground he starts to crawl to the bag and then he gets close to then he hears arthur Start to move around naruto stops crawling then

he hears arthur go back to sleep then he crabs the bag he searches the bag and then he grabs the money then crawls away do it naruto

says then. Then John spills the water arthur jumps up and looks around naruto and john runs away laughing we got him john says we

did he didn't know what was coming you should have seen the look on his face they hear arthur yell they look back to see arthur running to them run naruto says where john asks anywhere but here but they

didn't get that far because arthur got john where is the either one of you. you mean naruto john asks. That kid he just joined yesterday but he is already causing trouble for me he is going to be a problem for me

in the future but where is he I don't know john sees him be behind rock arthur let's going look for him why did you do this arthur asks john because you own me 10 dollars couldn't you have wait a little

Longer Arthur asks no and besides if I did I would have to wait a week for the money John says. you are being too dramatic. how about that one time it took you four days to pay me back 2 dollars you had the money to but you didn't. I was doing something those days Arthur says. Naruto sees that Arthur is busy, he starts to sneak away then he falls over on a rock naruto yelps. Arthur here's him. There you are, Arthur says. Naruto gets up and starts running but Arthur catches him and picks him up and goes over to John and picks him up and sees a river he walks over to the river arthur is about to throw arthur he throws both of them into the river but then John starts to drown naruto start to swim over to john and grabs him and starts to swim out of the water. don't ever do that again john says

A couple of days later

Naruto has been enjoying his new life where over he is i and John pranked arthur that's when the leard that John can't swim i had to get him from the water arthur gave me a Journal he told me that it is something to do when I am bored and to write into it

Journal entry 1

A month later

Some girl named Abigail Robert's has joined the gang john has been taking to her I think she might have a crush on him but I don't know

Journal entry 2

A year later

Some guy by the name of Sean has joined apparently he tried to rob Dutch and hosea but they took the bullets out of his revolver how did they do that are they Magic but over the year we have been robbing banks and giving to the poor don't know if I am going home but I love it here I got a family sure I had kakashi jiraiya iruka shikamaru tsunade baa Chan but they were friends and father like figures and mother like figures

Journal entry 3

It has been a couple of years I think about ten I am just writing in here to say we got new people a guy named Micah and a girl named Jenny and a kid named Lenny and I forgot to put in john left the gang for a year I wanted to go look for him but Dutch said no I think the reason he left because he got Abigail pregnant and he doesn't think he is the father but he came pack he and arthur don't talk much to each other I have been trying to get them to talk bit arthur says if feels like john left his family and john says that the kids is not his son I don't know what to do when we were younger we were brothers but since john left it doesn't feel like that but on other news miss Grimshaw doesn't like it when me and Sean get drunk she says we talk to much but I can't blame her I think me and him can talk someone's ear off but off with the jokes a side we are going to be robbing a boat it is called the fairly Heist I am 39 shit I am getting old but we have to go it is time for the Heist and I am growing a beard I have bean trying since 19 finally but let's go

After the Heist

(If you are wondering why I did not write About The Heist it is because I am lazy)

Naruto and Sean got split up from the rest of the gang come ride Sean as I yell at him what happened in there I don't know Sean yells I didn't know there would be so many of them there I know how did they know about the Heist let's get out of here

"A month later"

Shit I think to myself me and Sean have been captured I think they are going to bring us to a federal prison I don't think the rest of the gang are coming for us well fuck me and Sean are going to get executed I guess I am not going to have a family man then the boat stops and the guards open the door to our cell "get out here a guard

says" then they come in and grab us I don't where we are because they but a bang on are heads the me and Sean get thrown to the ground "all fuck" I say "you guys could have but use the ground" I say then they kick me in the stomach "fuck you to then" As they take the bangs off our heads I see them hit Sean in the stomach to the pink us up by are arms and brings us up some heal and tie us up they tie me

and put me on the ground and put Sean on a tree then I start hearing gun shots "I guess the others are here to get us" I says to Sean I guess they are then I see arthur Javier and Carles comeing up a some hill "hello" I yell at them then they start shooting the bounty hunter's one of the bounty hunter's comes towards me and I trip him and I see he has a knife on him so I start to wiggle towards him but by the time I get there arthur and the others are here "we'll hello there is the arthur " "oh come on I was just getting used to you not

being at camp" arthur says "ha ha very funny can you get me out of these know my hand is getting tired" I say to arthur "oh great you two are back" Javier says "arthur you know you are a lot less ugly from that other angle," Sean says to arthur as he is getting his ropes cut "come on" arthur says as he walks away "do I get a hug arthur a warm embrace for two lost brothers now found?" Arthur walks up to him and puts his hand on his shoulder while laughing "you know nothing means more to than this gang the bond we share it's the most real thing to me I would kill for it I would happily die for but in spite of all that I would have easily left you two here to rot if Charles hadn't stop me" arthur says "I don't believe a word of that arthur" Sean says "get these two out of here" arthur says "you're a great man arthur morgan the kind of a young whippersnapper can really admire " Sean says "oh shut up right we should split up Javier will you take Mr maguire and Mr uzumaki back to camp Charles it's best you ride separately be careful there's patrols everywhere" arthur says as they whistles for there horses " what about you " Javier asks arthur "I'll meet you back there as soon as I can" arthur response "see you later arthur I yell at him we are going to get drunk tonight " I yell at him "okay come on" Javier says "why did naruto get a horses and not me" Sean asks a annoyed "we thought that it was only you so we brought one more horses " Javier tells him "can we get going I am tired I ask" "why are you tired you did nothing we did everything "Javier asks

Later at night

"We are finally home" yes I yell then we all start to get ready to party for the return of naruto uzumaki and Sean maguire one of the most beautiful men here and the person that can get drunk easily when the party started I was walking around talking to everyone about what they have been up to for the last month they told that Jenny and davey died I asked where Mac is they have no clue as I walk away I see a girl that I have never met before so I walk up to here and asks what here name she doesn't talk so I okay have a fun time and walk away the I go to my bed that is next to a campfire and fall asleep

A/N

Chapter one is down finally after I think like 3 months man I just couldn't get this down finally now I can upload this the next chapter will come out I don't know maybe a week after this one also I forgot to put in naruto was wearing clint eastwood's outfit from the good the bad and the ugly the gray one also I got something else cooking up I will post it whenever I get do it includes jjk and naruto so yea sorry about the other fic I just kill off Micah so I fucked up with that one sorry and sorry if this it to sort and sorry if I got some stuff fuck up and please tell if I made some spell mistakes sorry if is mushed up on some of the paragraphs also thanks for reading and I will try being more active with this account sorry if the story is bad also anyone got a better name for this fic I just used blondie because I didn't know a good name and sorry if it jumps around to much I ain't good at making good stories sorry if I am saying sorry to much thanks for reading I am grateful