A Helluva Boss Story
Different Kinds of Fire 2.0
Chapter 11
Truth Seekers
~Normal POV~
In a secluded room, there were monitors spread out, and on these monitors, video footage of Blitz, Moxxie, Millie, and Becky played. Each monitor showing a different imp during a different scene. All involved in some sort of killing spree. Two agents by the names of Agent One and Agent Two were watching the footage.
"Right there!" Agent One pointed out on a monitor showing Blitz, "This was the first sighting."
"They are definitely from Hell. They must use this dark magic to cross over into our world, and they seem to be killing specifically-targeted people, but why?" Agent Two says a loud, thinking of an answer.
"They always attack at random, all over the conutry. There's no way to predict where they'll show up next."
Suddenly, a loud clattering noise from outside was made. Followed by an angry cat hissing. The two agents investigated, peeking out of a hole in the wall that was covered with wood planks to represent blinds. They saw Blitz on top of some trash bags and dumpsters, looking around.
"Ah well, that's convenient." Agent Two smirks.
Blitz made a shush gesture to the others, "Shh! Remember, we can't be seen." He slams the dumpster door loudly, falling into a pile of trash in the process.
"Yeah... no one will investigate the noise you're making." Becky says sarcastically.
"Pardon my word sir, bot you're currently being the loudest." Moxxie told Blitz.
"I said shush your dick sucking lips, Moxxie." Blitz pokes him with a used condom, making Moxxie and Becky step back in disgust.
"Blitz, please. Put that down." Came Millie, going through the portal that appeared with Loona.
As Moxxie and Becky were moving towards the portal, Blitz immediately tackled them to the ground, "Get down!" A net zoomed by, Agent One began reloading the weapon.
"Whoa!" Becky cries out in shock.
Blitz turned to the portal in time to see Agent Two jump down with a rope from a building. Landing in front of the portal, weapon in hand.
"Loona, close it!" Blitz orders.
"Wait, no!" Millies cries out, rushing to the portal, but Loona closed it in time.
Now Blitz, Moxxie, and Becky were left to fend off the two agents, and dodge the shots fired at them. Moxxie fired at the agents, but was hit by a tranquilizer. Falling to the ground, unconscious.
"Moxxie!" Becky cried out, hurrying over, grabbing, and carrying Moxxie away. "Blitz, help!"
"Hang on! Back off, you tuxedo wearing fucks!" Blitz moves in to fire, but go teased with an electrical current throughout his body.
Agent Two did the same to Becky. Making the girl let go of Moxxie, falling to the ground unconscious besides him.
Agent One laughs, "I'd like to see the suits at corporate call us losers now. That was pretty badass."
"Super badass." Agent Two adds as Blitz falls unconscious.
Back at I.M.P., Millie was in tears. Punching at the wall where the portal stood open angrily before falling to her knees, "Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!" she wails repeatedly.
"You uh... you okay there?" Asked Loona.
Millie turned to face the hound, "What're you doing standing there?! The boys and Becky are in trouble! Open the portal back up!"
"Blitz was using a total of zero euphemisms, innuendos, or swears. That means its was serious, which means, I don't open it until-"
"OPEN THE FUCKING PORTAL, NOW!" Millies cried out in front of Loona's face.
Loona zips up a bag labled, 'Blitz's Emergen-C Bag', Millie, twirls and lifts up a giant ax. Loona transforms into her human form as the portal opened. Millie flipped and landed on the other side. Only to find nobody around.
"They aren't here..." She cries falling to her knees.
Loona lifts her up, bending down she sniffs the ground, "It smells like they went this way. Come on, let's find the dumbass twins and Becky.
Millie slips into the backpack, Loona picks up her ax and starts taking off in the direction of the scent.
Meanwhile, Becky was woken up to the sound of Moxxie's voice. She, him, and Blitz, were tied up in chairs that were connected to form a triangle. Their tails were taken care up with some chains to prevent any escape. Becky began to struggle to get free, when the Agents appear from the shadows.
Agent Two shines a light on Becky's face, "Finally awake, huh girly? Good, we can get started."
"Look shitbag, it takes a lot to keep me down, alright? I took a fuck ton of tranquillizers in the college I dropped out of. Also, I've been strapped nipple first to a car battery, so I-" Blitz gets cut off when Agent One grabs the light and shines it on his face, "Oh, okay."
"Tell us, demon scum. Who do you work for? Satan?" Agent One asks, before he and Agent Two pass the light back and forth with each question.
"It's none of your business who we work for."
"How did you get to our world?"
"That's none of your business either."
"Why are you killing humans?"
"Why would we tell you that?"
"When did you show up here?"
"Buy a watch."
"Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there, bitch." Blitz interrupts, "First of all, we just woke up from a very nasty shock and I'm still feeling fuckin' woozy. So, I'm gonna request you fetch us some coffee before we go further into this. I mean, everyones gets coffee in shitty movies with scenes like this, am I right? I want something iced, bitch. How about you Becky?"
"Me? Um, I actually wouldn't mind some hot chocolate. How about you Moxxie?"
"I'll have a Neapolitan cappuccino, more cappu than cino. Make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk, the beans won't have the right texture other wise, and make sure to spell my name correctly on the cup. They always put 'Foxy' or 'Roxy'. I hate that. If you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti traditional Misto. Please use soy milk with two blond shots Affogato and Ristretto. I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom. Then, add the coffee after, then add-"
"Enough! We're not getting you coffee or cocoa!" Agent one snaps.
"That's rude." Becky says.
"Wow, I was getting massive douche chills there, Mox. Congrats." Blitz smirks.
"If we have to, we are willing to resort to torture methods to get answers out of you nasty hell beasts." Agent Two told the imps, who other then Becky looked unbothered.
"When you say 'tortured', do you mean physical or psychological?" Moxxie asks, "Physical seems counterproductive. We would likely tell you anything if it meant an end to the pain and you have no way of knowing what was true."
"Or, we might like it too much. And then you got a whole new thing to deal with." Blitz adds, making Becky laugh a little.
"What do you mean by that?" Agent One asks.
"Ah, you're stupid, huh? I can work with stupid. Daddy likey dummy," Blitz says.
"You really don't know?" Becky asks. "Come on, I'm only nineteen and even I know what he means."
Moxxie starts to chuckle, "Nice one you two. I especially liked yours sir. Daddy likey dummy."
"Quit your laughter!" Agent Two yelled.
Agent One grabs Blitz by the collar of his coat and yells at him, "Yeah! You are the ones at our mercy!"
"I'm sorry, but you've had us here for what, hours? And you haven't even had us confirm what exactly we are, or what we're doing." Moxxie points out.
Agent Two leans in close to Moxxie, "What are you?"
"I'm a Virgo."
Blitz and Becky start to laugh.
Agent One clapped his hands together and stopped, "Oh, a smart guy, eh?!"
"One more quip outta you, and we'll shut you up!" Agent Two adds.
"Ooh, getting kinky!" Blitz smirked.
Becky laughs as both Agents back away in horror.
"What?! We are not playin' into your vile demon kinks!" Agent One yelled.
"I mean, that's what it sounded like back there, you sickos!" Blitz says.
"Please don't give them ideas, sir." Moxxie says sarcastically.
"Why not? I know the shit you're into." Blitz says, making Moxxie look away embarrassed.
"You really need a new hobby Blitz." Becky says.
"Shut up! We are NOT getting' kinky with you!" Agent One yelled as Agent Two pulls him back, "Calm down, One! Don't let these monsters get to you!" She told him.
Agent One composes himself, starts walking away when Blitz speaks, "Hey, aren't we gonna get out phone call, bitch?"
"Yeah, we have the right to one phone call." Becky says.
"Well, that entirely depends. Who are you gonna call? Hmmm?" Agent One asked.
"Your fat mom, thankin' her for a fat time!" Blitz replied.
"Nice try, demon. His fat mom is DEAD!" Agent Two pointed out as Agent One had tears in his eyes.
Meanwhile, Milli and Loona arrived at a large building. Two guys in suits were guarding the front entrance. So, the pair hide off to the side of the building.
"This where they ended up?" Millie asked.
"Looks like it, I think. Fuck, this looks intense. How are we gonna get in?" Says Loona.
"There's a vent. Lift me up!" Millie told Loona who did just that.
Millie opened and crawled into the vent. Taking only seconds to unlock and open a side door. Letting Loona sneak inside. The pair sneak through the halls, sneaking past some guards before an alarm sounds, alerting the guards to their presence. Agents appeared, holding different Japanese weapons to fight the girls with. Only things don't go as planned and the agents wind up dead. The girls continue to run before running into more agents. One of whom throws a shuriken at them, but misses.
"Throw me!" Millie commands.
Loona threw Millie at the agents just as a large door closes behind her. The label reading 'CAUTION BLAST DANGER' on it. The sounds of screams ran out. Loona looked wide-eyes when the door opened revealing Millie surrounded by corpses and blood.
"Damn, you're pretty agile for an old lady." Loona tells Millie.
"I'm like, five years older than you!" Millie told her.
Back with the other imps, Blitz was making faces at Agent One.
"Stop insultin' my mother! She's dead!"
"Hey, hey, let's just leave them here until they feel like talking." Agent Two suggests before the two leave the room, slamming the door behind them. Leaving the three imps by themselves.
Blitz sighs, "Don't worry, if we keep being obnoxious, they'll eventually slip up and we'll get a chance to get out. Let's just keep fucking with them until they get so frustrated, they stop thinking clearly. It usually works." he says while struggling against his binds.
"And what if it doesn't work? What do we do then?" Becky asks.
"Well then we'll screwed." Was all Blitz could say.
"Wow... great... so encouraging." Becky mopes.
"I'm just worried about Millie. She'll be on her way by now, I'm sure!" Moxxie says.
"Ugh, she'll be fine, Moxxie. It would take a roided up hippo to take down that woman when she's upset." Blitz told him.
"There's a sight to imagine." Becky says.
"We've never delt with the human government before! She's in danger!" Moxxie says, as the room began to fill up with a green gas.
"Do you ever shu up about Millie? Honestly, it's always Millie, Millie, Millie. It's pathetic!"
"That was a tad personal." Moxxie says.
"Blitz that's uncalled for!" Becky says, "The man clearly loves his wife and is concerned for her well-being. You'd be the same if Loona was in danger, wouldn't you?"
"Hey, leave Loonie out of this. She's more than capable of taking care of herself." Blitz says.
"Yeah well, you don't have to be such a d-why's the room filling up with a green gas?" Becky was the first to notice the green gas beneath her feet.
"Fuck!" Blitz sniffs, "The hell is this?"
"I think it's some kind of airborne truth telling serum." Moxxie guesses.
"Oh, you just guess that's what it is?" Blitz asks.
"It's a good guess." Becky says.
"Well, uh, just ask me something specific I wouldn't normally tell either of you." Moxxie suggests.
"Um, okay, um..." Becky gets cut off by Blitz.
"Does Millie ever peg you?"
"Somethings." Moxxie blushes with a smile on his face before realizing something. "Wait, ew, fuck! What that?!"
"Heh, I knew it." Blitz smirks.
"Of all the things to ask, why did you ask a sex question?" Becky asks shaking her head.
"Well your suit is tacky!" Moxxie insults Blitz before realizing what he just said, "Fuck, I'm so sorry."
Blitz gasps, "How fuckin' dare you! You have shitty taste in music!"
"Shitty taste? You said you liked that musical I recommended to you!" Moxxie yells, tearing up.
"I lied! I left half way through!"
"You... you said... you said you loved it!"
'Okay, we're getting a little too personal here.' Becky thought.
"It was awful Moxxie! It was about ugly horny cats!" Blitz starts tearing up as Moxxie cries hysterically, "Oh, God, Moxxie, I've said so many lies to you!"
"Uh guys...?" Becky sniffles, getting slightly dizzy as hallucinations begin to play out before her eyes.
Blitz coughs and shakes his head as he starts to hallucinate too, "Dammit, Moxxie, this is all your fault!"
"How is this my fault?" Moxxie asks before slipping into a hallucination as well.
Moxxie coughs and fans the air as he walks through a large fog. Organ music begins to play around him, "Blitz? Becky?" he coughs, moving forward, "I-I can't see you. God, this smells awful! What's that music? Is that you Blitz? Is this a prank, because I swear to Satan-"
Suddenly, Blitz, who was dressed as the Phantom of the Opera, plays the organ high above a large rocky pathway under a spotlight. Speaking in a deep octave, "It is no prank, bitch!"
"Hey! Why do you sound like that?"
"Because you, my precious little bitch boy-"
"Stop it, sir!"
"-are tripping balls!"
The spotlight shines down on Moxxie as he grabs a candelabra and begins to make his way up towards Blitz while singing, "No, what? How could this be? I've never tried acid, shrooms, or DMT! It's a bad trip! Oy Gevault! Of course, Blitz, this would be your fault!"
Blitz plays loud notes on the organ.
"My lungs are full of honesty. Would you promis me that you won't judge?"
"Yes, bitch!
"Not trying to divulge too much, but I'm in too deep so first of all, FUCK YOU!"
"What?!"
"This is just typical well two can play at this game of dismay 'cause if you're here causing frustration, I'm torturing you with your hallucination!"
Moving to Blitz's hallucination, he got off the chair, which began to melt. He looked at himself to see he was wearing a clown outfit. Looking up at the sky, three large swirls of sludge flew around. The colors were pink, black, and this brick color. A strange scream came from the brick sludge, dropping slime on Blitz. He looked down at his hand that was covered in sludge-like slime, sniffed, and licked it. The sludges screams grow louder, frightening Blitz as he stumbles and falls down when getting away. Coming face-to-face with Moxxie, who was in doodle form.
"I simply follow your orders sir. It isn't my fault if your orders are as nonsensical as a sun tanning bed left out in the cold rainy porch of a fresh April shower."
"Why are you talking like that? What the fuck does that even mean?" Blitz asks.
"I'm simply speaking Satan's plain English. Perhaps, you should crack open a dictionary sometime. And then maybe, you can understand half of the frivolous things I carry on and on about on my many rants about-" Moxxie continues talking as the sludges surround Blitz.
"Shut up!"
Back in Moxxie's hallucination, the singing continues between him and Blitz.
"Why do you hurt me so?"
"I know."
"Why must you/I push your friends away?"
"Why does it seem like a recurring theme that you alienate with your toxic routine?"
"I don't know, eventually everyone goes!
"Cause you're thoughtless and cruel and you'll end up alone?!"
Blitz glares at Moxxie with a glowing red eyes.
With Becky, in her hallucination, she wakes up finding herself in a familiar looking room. Her bedroom, back when she was alive. She sits up, gets off her bed and looks around. Everything was as it was before she died. Her thoughts are soon cut off when she hears a familiar voice calling her name.
"Mom?"
She leaves the room, entering a hallway with old pictures of a cheerful family she once had. The voice leads her to the left. Calling her name in a sweet loving voice. She walks down the hallway that twists into a dark haunting version of the normal cheerfulness it was seconds ago. The pictures on the wall that were peaceful and loving turned. Her mother disappeared from the photos. Leaving a dark version of her father near a terrified child, herself. The wallpaper began to peel from the walls and an old grandfather clock chimed a loud banging sound that shook the area.
Becky almost lost her balance and began running down the hallway full speed ahead. She ran and she ran. Ignoring the pictures of her father, laughing and taunting her as she hurried towards a door at the end. She reached out for the doorknob as she ran. It seemed she was getting nowhere until by some miracle she reached the door, grabbed the knob, turned it, and ran inside slamming the door behind her. Taking deep breathes, she composed herself before noticing the light from a television. A couch was blocking it, but she could hear voices coming from there. Slowly, she walked towards the couch. There was no telling who was behind the couch, but she was taking a chance. She reached the couch, stretched an arm out, and just as she was about to touch it, the couch spins around to reveal...
Her mom, looking as she did before the accident. A tall woman with shoulder length dark hair, brown eyes, Caucasian skin, wearing a white dress and sandals. She almost looked angelic.
"Mom?"
The woman smiles softly, "Hello my child, it's good to see you again."
"Mom..." Tears fall from Becky's eyes as she runs into her mother's arms.
The two embrace for a while. Becky tries to find the words to say to her mother. Having not seen her in years, but her mother stops her, "I know what you're thinking and what you want to say to me. I've been watching you for the longest time. I'm sorry about what happened between you and your father. I'm sorry you ended up in Hell. I'm sorry I couldn't be there for you."
"Don't apologies mom, you did nothing wrong," Becky says. "Things turned out alright for me. I've got a job and great friends and I'm happy. Happiest I've been in a long time."
Her mother strokes her cheek. Smiling softly at her, "You've grown up so much. I'm proud of you. I just wish I could be there with you."
"Me to mom, me to. But, you're here now, and I want to savor this moment before it goes away."
"Agreed."
The two go back to hugging.
Back in Blitz's hallucination, moxxie was still speaking.
"In fact, my dear boss, you don't know what you are doing half the time, and you depend on me, the misses, and Becky to manage your foolish flights of fancy."
"I don't need you! I can do this shit on my own so easily!" Blitz gets grabbed and thrown onto the ground by the brick sludge version of Striker.
"But you don't want to do things alone, Blitzo?" Striker asks.
The black sludge grabs Blitz bringing him up in the air. The sludge turns into Fizzarolli who winds up for the throw, "You tried the solo act! It didn't work out so well!" He laughs and throws Blitz hard on the ground.
The pink sludge crawls towards Blitz, turning into Verosika, "Yet you still shove away anyone who gets too close, until they resent you for being a selfish shitty shit fuck."
Blitz backs away into a grand white and golden staircase that lights up when he runs up the stairs. Away for the sludge versions of imps he knew. White feathers touch the steps as he runs, trips, looks up and sees Stolas, sitting on top upon a throne being fanned.
"Are you afraid to love people Blitzy?" He voice says, smiling at Blitz.
Blitz climbs up the stairs on hands and knees. His clothes change to his normal attire with each step he touches. Gold shackles appear on his wrists. Followed by a golden collar on his neck once he reaches Stolas. A gold chain appears in Stolas hand. Allowing him to pull Blitz closer to him, grinning mischievously at the embarrassed imp.
"I believe your self-concious is trying to tell you that you simply cannot fathom proper intimacy, but also crave it as well. It's rather unfortunate, sir. Considering it's often how you treat those who stand by you such as myself."
Moxxie turns into his normal self, wearing a fancy purple princess dress, fanning himself as he walks up some stairs towards Blitz, "Are you worried I may have enough of it one day as well?"
"Stop fucking talking! All of you!" Blitz shouts as Moxxie dissolves in the wind.
Stolas does the same, building up a large swirling tornado of gold sludge above Blitz. He could hear the words 'You are going to die alone' from the tornado as he's bind and blindfolded. He tries to scream, but nothing comes out.
In Moxxie's hallucination, Blitz is singing once more, "Why, Moxxie, why? Have you held your true feelings inside?"
"I am scared of rejection."
"Why, Moxxie, why do you have Millie put it in your butt?"
"It gives me an erectio-Hey!"
"No need to hide, we accept your true feelings, so promise me-"
"That I can do. To be true (together)"
"The world in your anus, so peg it with honesty."
"Oh."
"I've been a jackass it's true."
"You've been a jackass, it's true."
"But as soon as we're back as ourselves."
(together) "I will be a better friend, than I was before."
"Be better at speaking my mind~"
(Together) "And together, we can begin to become... fine."
The pair smile at one another after singing.
Back in the real world with Millie and Loona, they came across a twelve digit keypad on the wall. Every number was shown, but the number one was worn out.
"Try one." Millie suggested.
Loona pushes the button five times, opening the door for the pair to enter through.
Back in the room the imps were tied up in. The gas had subdued, and everyone was coming out of their hallucinations.
"Do you remember what you said to me after my first day with the company?" Moxxie asks Blitz.
"Not really."
"I remember. You told me I did a good job, and that you were proud to work with me. I feel like you wanted to say something judgmental, but you said that because I needed it. And it helped."
"Look, I'm hard on you, because I know what you're capable of Mox. You care too much about what everyone thinks, except for me because you know, my opinion's correct, but just keep doing a good job, 'kay? You shoot and kill good, you escape things easy, you can be strategic and cold-blooded when you need to, and don't expect any more compliments, I'm maxed out."
"Thank you, sir."
"You know my name, use it."
"Thanks, Blitz."
"Aww... that was beautiful." Becky feels tears building up in her eyes.
Just then, there was this loud rumbling sound above them. Within moments, Millie came crashing down in front of them.
"There's my Millie!" Moxxie exclaims.
"Millie!" Becky cried out.
Millie hurried and untied them from the chairs.
"Impressive work, Mills! How'd you get here all by yourself?" Blitz asks as Millie and Moxxie embrace in a hug.
On cue, Loona threw Agent Two through the two-way mirror.
"Loony?!"
"Get your asses out here before more fuckers show up!" Loona commands before throwing Agent One, leaping into the room, and transforming back to her usual hellhound self.
She throws the bag down as Blitz, Moxxie, and Becky pull out weapons, grinning at one another.
Suddenly, alarms were blaring all throughout the building. Agents made an appearance, weapons in hand, circled around the imps and Loona.
"Okay, I've had one too many emotions for today. Guys, let's fuck these fuckers UP!" Blitz orders as the I.M.P. start to fight against the agents.
That's when the carnage began. All Hell broke lose as the imps and Loona fought off against the Agents. Millie used her axe to hack and slice a few agents in half. Loona used her teeth to catch some sphere weapon then used it against the agents. Becky was slicing and stabbing agents like no tomorrow. Blitz and Moxxie stood by behind one another using various weapons to shot at the agents that came at them.
Then, Blitz joins Loona in taking down a couple agents, before she grabbed Blitz's gun, shooting at the agents, "Die, motherfuckers!" She looked at Blitz, who had a look on his face, "What?"
"I am just so damn proud of you, Loony!" Blitz holds then kisses Loona's cheek, "Bye sweetie!"
Loona growls before shooting another pair of agents.
"Hey Millie!"
"Hey Blitz!"
"Do you need a gun or something?"
"Nah, I'm good!" She hacks another agent apart.
"How about some water?" He asks.
"Sure!" She leans back with her mouth open as Blitz squirts water in it, "Thanks Blitz!"
"No problem, Millie-Billie."
Becky was slicing an agent's throat, killing him instantly before slicing another's stomach wide open.
"You go girl! Slice those bastards open!" Blitz cheered.
"Thanks Blitz!" Becky stabs an oncoming agent in the leg before taking off the whole leg and stabbing at his stomach repeatedly.
Blitz made his way up to a group of agents, holding a pair of guns in his hands, "Who wants some quality time with daddy?" He spins and shots down all the agents around him.
Unbeknownst to the imps, while they were taking care of the agents, Agent's One and Two snuck away from the fighting.
"Bitches!" Moxxie shouts as he shoots some more agents.
"Hey Moxxie?" Blitz starts to say as Moxxie drops his gun which set it off shooting at an agents dick, "Oh, wow. Really going for the dick there, ain'tcha? Here, I got it for you." Blitz stabbed the agent, finishing him off, "Now hold this." he hands his bag over to Moxxie. Pulling out a giant rocket launcher, "Oh yeah, getting' HARD holding this motherfucker!" he fires the rocket, laughing evilly as the rest of the agents were blown to smitherings.
"Holy shit!" Becky says once all was settled.
"Oh crumbs, is everyone okay?" Moxxie asks before Blitz jumps on his back.
"Wooooohoooo! How's that for demon scum?"
Agents One and Two, who were watching everything pushed a button. Sounding off another loud alarm, turning the room red.
"Oh, shit! C'mon fam, let's blow this cock-side joint!"
"Don't have to tell me twice!"
They tried to leave, but the door sealed shut, trapping them in the room.
"Quick! The book!" Moxxie says.
Loona pulled out the book from the backpack, opening the page with the return spell, but she couldn't see the writing, "Shit! I can't-I can't read the spell in this light. I can't see dick!"
Blitz tried to search for more weapons, but came back empty handed, "Well shit. Looks like we've milked this weapon dick dry and now, we're out of badassery."
"Oh no, we're trapped." Becky says growing scared.
"Ha! You demons aren't goin' anywhere now!" Agent Two smirks as she and Agent One aim their guns at them.
Blitz stood in front, protecting the others, ready for whatever came, but nothing did. The agents stopped in their tracks when a large shadow appeared behind the imps, a dark growling sound roamed through the air, and the television besides the agents flickered. Glowing red eyes could be seen as the agents dodged cables thrown at them.
Who dares threaten my impish little plaything?" A familiar voice says catching Blitz's attention.
"Who said that?!" Agent One asks looking around.
Owl footprints appeared on the floor as a monitor fell and knocked Agent One to the ground. He regained himself and noticed Agent Two standing in place, shaking, "Agent Two?"
She stood their shaking for a while. Her eyes and mouth slacked in a shocked expression. Agent One slowly reaches out approaching her, but then, she did an exorcist move. Her head turned around to face Agent One as she laughed manically.
"What's the matter, demon hunter? Never seen a real demon before?" Stolas and Agent Two say in union, laughing.
The dead bodies in the room stood up and began to draw a large summoning circle around Agent Two with their own blood. It glows underneath her, her head whips back to normal before she throws it back as thousands of black feathers fly out of her mouth. She coughs when the last of the feathers leaves. A large monstrous shadow-like creature crawls towards the agents who back away into a corner. Huddling together as the beast roars then transforms into Stolas, who turns away from the agents and pushes a button. The lights returned to normal. A large shadow approaches the imps, revealing Stolas.
"Stolas? Wait, hold on how did you know we needed help?" Blitz asks.
"I have my ways darling. Are you alright?" Stolas asks Blitz, rubbing his head and cheek.
"Ugh, I'm fine Stolas."
"Mm. Good." Stolas smiles softly, before gripping Blitz's cheek, speaking in a different tone, "How the fuck did you get caught by humans? Are you little creatures not being careful up here? You know, if you get in trouble," He pokes Blitz's on his nose, "I get in trouble. We don't want that!"
"They caught us off guard, your highness." Moxxie explains.
"Yeah, you can unclench your bird-puss, Stolas. It's not gonna happen again." Blitz says.
"Luckily for you, most don't believe the word of the demon -obsessed lunatics," Stolas looks at the two agents shaking in fear, "The are seen as kooks!" He laughs to himself, "Kooks! Such a silly word!" he claps his hands together, "Now! Let us all return!" he opens a portal.
"Yes please. I'd like to get back to the correct hellhole as soon as possible." Moxxie says.
"I second that motion." Becky says.
Moxxie hops through the portal first, helping Milline through. Loona walks through followed by Becky behind her.
Stolas picks up Blitz, bridal-style, "Am I going to get a thank you for the rescue Blitzy?"
"Well, I suppose you should." Blitz says rubbing his chin, "Want me to fuck your brains out tonight?"
"Very much so." Stolas says, leaning in for a kiss, but Blitz grabs the back of his feathers, "Alright, but you're keeping quiet, or I'm using those bear traps." He says, running a finger down his face. Making the owl's face turn red and his feather's fluff out.
"Oh, please do." Stolas says as he and Blitz engage in a French kiss as the portal disappears behind them.
Agent One and Two watched the portal disappear, "So what now?" Agent Two asks.
"We plan our next attack. We got more than enough proof." Agent One says as he and Agent Two watch the monitors which freeze on the imps and Stolas.
Both Agents put on a new pair of sunglasses and smile.
Chapter complete
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