World 1: Rick and Morty (Season 1 Episode 1)

"I must say, what an odd turn of events this is." Hiruzen remarked as he leaned back in his seat. "Never in all my years as a shinobi did I expect to be teleported into the personal domain of an otherworldly entity. And to view other realms no less."

"I'm pretty sure no one in their entire lifetime would ever expect something like this to happen to them at all Sarutobi-sensei." Tsunade remarked.

"I suppose so Tsunade." Hiruzen agreed. '*Sigh* Biwako, I only wished that you could be here with me right now. I'm sure you would have enjoyed this experience.' He sadly thought about his late wife who had died in the Kyuubi's rampage. Turning to Naruto's direction, he could already picture the excited figures of Minato and Kushina as they sat beside their son. Eagerly waiting for the screen to start, making him frown even further.

Noticing something wrong with Hiruzen, Naruto asked. "Hey old man, are you alright? You seem to be acting kinda weird."

"No Naruto, I was thinking of the mountain of paperwork that I'd have to address after all this is finished." Hiruzen lied.

"Hmm? Wait, old man if you're so stressed out from all the work why not use a shadow clone?" Naruto commented, much to Hiruzen's disbelief.

"A splendid idea from a youthful mind!" Guy praised.

'A shadow clone? Why didn't I think of that?' Hiruzen thought in frustration from all the time he possibly wasted. 'I swear, you're full of surprises Naruto.'

"Shut up Naruto, the screen is starting." Sakura shushed.

"Sorry, Sakura-chan."

[Open's up to Konohamaru's room]

"Eh? Konohamaru?" Naruto was surprised by the sight of his young friend. "What's he doing there? And he's older too."

"It looks like this reality is about him apparantely." Iruka commented as he stared at the screen. 'The third's grandson really grew up, huh?'

"It appears so Naruto." Hiruzen agreed, taking in the older Konohamaru's appearance. 'I hope I live long enough to see you grow Konohamaru.'

"It seems we are not only watching the multiverse but our otherworldly counterparts as well." Guy said. "Yosh! I cannot wait to see the youthful spirit my other counterparts possess!"

"You are a shining example to us all Guy-sensei!" Lee practically worshipped. "I will take this opportunity to develop new training methods to make myself an even more splendid ninja!"

"Oh Lee!"

"Guy-sensei!"

The two similar looking duo hugged each other while crying, much to everyone else's abject disgust.

'H-how did I lose to this guy again?' Sasuke thought with an eye twitch as he watched on with a mixture of disgust and embarrassment.

'Oh come on Guy, you're embarrassing us.' Kakashi sweat-dropped.

'This is a Leaf Jonin?' Temari deadpanned internally.

Hiruzen suddenly stumbles into the room completely drunk and turns on the light, falling over in the process.

"Is-is that me?" Hiruzen looked at his counterpart in pure shock due to his disheveled and unflattering appearance.

"Old man?" Naruto said in shock. He was so used to the elderly Hokage being a respected figure in the village, to see him in this state was completely new to him.

"I'd never thought I would ever see the 'God of Shinobi' in that state." Baki commented.

"Uh pops, hitting the bottle too much there, don't you think?" Asuma questioned his father.

"That clearly isn't me Asuma." Hiruzen defended. "Besides, I don't even drink alcohol nowadays."

"It's like looking at a male Tsunade." Jiraiya joked, earning a punch to the head for the remark.

"Pervy Sage!"

"Tch, idiot." Tsunade muttered with a blush.

"Konohamaru! You gotta come on. You gotta come with me." Hirzeun said.

"What, Hiruzen what's going on?" Konohamaru asked.

A few eyebrows were raised by the rather disrespectful way Konohamaru addressed him. After all, who calls their grandfather by his name.

"I gotta surprise for you Konohamaru." Hiruzen claimed.

"It's the middle of the night, what are you talking about?"

'What kind of surprise would require me to wake Konohamaru in the middle of the night?' Hiruzen thought curiously.

"Come on, I got a surprise for you." Hiruzen said, dragging Konohamaru off by the ankle.

"What is that idiot doing?" Hiruzen fumed at the sight of his alternate self manhandling his grandson like that.

"What an unyouthful way for this version of lord Third to treat his grandson." Guy said disapprovingly.

"Man I'm glad our version of the old man isn't like this." Naruto remarked.

"Agreed." Asuma chimed in. "It's like a fever dream, looking at my dad act like that."

"Come on, hurry up."

"Ow! Ow! You're tugging me too hard!" Konohamaru whined.

"We gotta go, we gotta get outta here, come on I got a surprise for you Konohamaru." Hiruzen ignored his grandson's pleas and continued to drag the 14 year old.

[Cuts to Hiruzen's spaceship]

"Whoa." Anko stared at the flying vessel with amazement. "What is that thing?"

"Hmm, interesting. Perhaps an advanced nation like the Land of Snow could develop vessels such as these." Hiruzen muttered in amazement. "Although it should be further refined."

"If they existed, travel between villages would surely be more convenient." Kurenai commented.

Meanwhile, the genin stared at the flying aircraft with wonder in their eyes.

"Hey Shikamaru. Could your dad make something like this?" Choji asked his friend while munching on a bag of barbeque potato chips.

"Hey that's a good question, could he Shikamaru?" Naruto added excitedly.

Shikamaru sighed in response. "How troublesome, it's impossible with our current technology." He replied, getting disappointed whines in response.

"What do you think of this...flying vehicle, Konohamaru? I built it outta stuff I found in the garage." Hiruzen asked, still drunk while driving through the night sky.

"I built that vessel?" Hiruzen commented with surprise. "I thought it would be the Nara clan of that universe to have built it. I never expected it to be that drunk version of myself."

"Whoa. The old man is really smart in that universe huh?" Naruto praised.

"For a drunk the old guy is pretty smart." Kankuro commented, still staring at the screen.

"Yeah, Hiruzen... I-It's great. Is this the surprise?" Konohamaru was clearly too tired to care judging by the tone of voice he used.

"Poor Konohamaru, it looks this isn't anything new to him." Kakashi said.

Hiruzen's contempt for his counterpart only grew further.

Ignoring his grandson's question. Hiruzen continued to ramble on. "Konohamaru. I had to...I had to do it."

"Do what exactly?" Shino was the one who spoke up.

"Wait Shino? You were here?" Naruto said in surprise at the sight of the bug user.

"I was present since the start." Shino replied.

'Huh, is it just me or is Shino really unnoticeable?' Naruto thought to himself.

"I had to make a bomb, Konohamaru. I had to create a bomb." Hiruzen finished, much to Konohamaru's horror.

"What?! A bomb?!"

"Wait what?!" Naruto screamed out in shock. Most present were equally shocked by the unexpected news. A majority of the Leaf genin had already started panicking. Only Gaara didn't seem bothered by the news, in fact. He appeared to be excited.

"A bomb?! What does he intend to do with it?!" Hiruzen was fuming by this point. It was bad enough that this version of himself was an embarrassing drunkard, but getting his own grandson involved in domestic terrorism as well? He was only glad that his mentors and late wife weren't present to see this.

"What the hell sensei have you lost it?!" Jiraiya screamed in the elderly Hokage's face.

"Yeah old man! How am I supposed to become Hokage if the village is destroyed!" Naruto yelled.

"Sit down Naruto! And show some respect to the Third!" Iruka pulled Naruto away and used his trademark big-head no jutsu on the blond.

"Get away from me Jiraiya! That clearly isn't me. Well, it is me but...You get the idea..." Hiruzen stuttered for the first time as Hokage.

Meanwhile, Gaara relished the thought of watching some carnage unfold. "Yes. Do it. Do it." He creepily muttered with glee, completely scaring his older siblings.

"Is-is it just me or does Gaara seem excited?" Kankuro whispered to Temari. Completely fearing for his life.

"He's excited alright." Temari replied, equally terrified. 'The last time he had that look on his face he killed 7 people...'

Meanwhile, Baki was preparing to subdue Gaara if needed. 'We can't have him rampaging now, it'll ruin our plan.' He thought as he stared Gaara down.

"We're gonna drop it down there just get a whole fresh start, Konohamaru. Create a whole fresh start." Hiruzen said.

"He-he's insane. He's completely insane!" Ino screamed out. Meanwhile Hinata fainted from all the pressure.

"Hinata!" Kurenai rushed to her downed student with Naruto quickly following suit.

"Yo Hinata get a grip girl!" Kiba yelled. Akamaru could be heard barking out of panic.

Shino's bugs were buzzing rapidly as they circled Hinata's unconscious figure.

Neji only shot a look of disdain at his cousin. 'Absolutely pathetic. No wonder she is no longer the Hyuga Clan's heiress.'

"T-T-That's absolutely crazy!" Konohamaru protested.

"Tell him kid!" Jiraiya yelled. "Knock some sense into that old man while you're at it!"

"Come on, Konohamaru. Just take it easy, Konohamaru. It's gonna be good. Right now we're gonna go pick up your little friend Hanabi." Hiruzen said.

"Hanabi? From my math class?" Konohamaru's eyes widened in complete confusion and fear.

"Hanabi? Hinata's younger sister?" Kurenai was equally confused. Did Konohamaru have some sort of relationship with the younger Hyuga sister in that reality?

'Just what does that insane oaf intend to do with Hiashi's youngest daughter?' Hiruzen thought with worry. This version of himself proved that he'd do anything completely retarded for little to no good reason whatsoever.

'Please stay safe Hanabi.' Hinata silently prayed. Quickly recovering from her fainting earlier.

Neji slightly flinched at the news but quickly pretended to act natural to avoid appearing as though he cared for a member of the head family.

Hiruzen puts his arm over Konohamaru's shoulder before continuing. Completely neglecting to man the flying aircraft for a moment.

"Uh. Should a drunk really be manning a flying spacecraft?" TenTen pointed out. The elder Sand sibling shot her an 'Are you fucking with me look' in response.

"Are-are you kidding? He threatened to blow up your village and that's the question you ask?" Temari asked with a look of complete disbelief.

TenTen stuttered for a moment before her embarrassment took over, and slowly leaned back on her seat.

"When I drop the bomb you know, I want you to have somebody, you know? I want you to have the thing. I'm gonna make it like a new Adamu and Ibu, (Yes I google translated Adam and Eve in Japanese) and you're gonna be Adamu." Hiruzen said like it was the most normal thing to tell your grandson.

"Ohhh..." Konohamaru whined in complete fear.

"And Hanabi's gonna be Ibu." He continues.

"Whhh-Wha?"

"And that's the surprise, Konohamaru." Hiruzen finished.

"So that is your motivation for committing terrorism against the village?! To hook your grandson up with a girl?!" Hiruzen roared in anger. Loathing the fact that he couldn't do anything but watch as his crazed madman self explained his reasoning for creating a bomb that could very well destroy the entire village.

"Wait, that crazy bastard said something about creating a fresh start..." Baki mentioned to the others. "Could the bomb possibly...destroy our villages as well?"

Almost everyone gulped with fear at the revelation. A weapon that could level villages completely in an instant. Even the Nine Tails within Naruto took an interest in the weapon.

'Hmm...A weapon that could destroy villages entirely? Hmph, Maybe I'm not needed after all. These foolish humans can destroy each other as they become more advanced.' The Kyuubi mused within his cage.

"No, you can't!" Konohamaru shoves Hiruzen away. Making the elderly scientist redirect his attention back to his aircraft. "Hanabi doesn't even know I exist! But-but forget about that, because you can't blow up humanity!"

"Holy shit he did mean everything!" Kankuro screamed.

Hinata fainted yet again from the revelation.

"Ah! Hinata!" Naruto ran back over to Hinata's side.

"Hinata!" Kurenai quickly rushed back over with her team following suit.

"I-I get what you're trying to say, Konohamaru. Listen, I'm not..." Hiruzen slurred, spilling some beer on his coat. "You don't got... Y-you don't gotta worry about me trying to fool around with Hanabi or mess around with Hanabi or anything. I'm not that kind of guy, Konohamaru."

"At this point, he could be anything." Hiruzen let out a sigh. "Even a child predator..."

"You know I wouldn't be surprised if you wrote my make-out tactics series in that world sensei." Jiraiya commented.

"Jiraiya..." Tsunade shot a disapproving look at the perverted sage.

"What? Too soon?"

"Too soon..."

"I don't care about Hanabi! Y-Yyyyyyyou-" Konohamaru tried to lie in an attempt to dissuade his insane grandfather.

"You know what, Konohamaru? You're right.." Hiruzen unexpectedly agrees, throwing the empty beer bottle into the backseat. Let's forget about the girl altogether. She, she's probably nothing but trouble anyways." Hiruzen states as he presses a button.

"Oh thank Kami." Iruka breathed a sigh of relief. As did everyone else in the room aside from Gaara whose excitement turned into annoyance.

'Tch, mother is disappointed...' Gaara thought to himself.

"Arming Neutrino bomb.' A feminine robot voice announced. Konohamaru looked on with complete horror at the announcement.

"HE TRIGGERED IT ANYWAYS!" Almost everyone in the room yelled.

'YES. DO IT! KILL!' Gaara thought with renewed excitement, even greater than before. Within him, Shukaku was also hoping to see some fireworks.

'Come on, come on! You're so close!' Shukaku thought with an equal amount of excitement.

"That's it...that's it, Hiruzen I'm taking the wheel." Konohamaru declared as he started to fight Hiruzen over control of the aircraft.

'No...' Gaara and Shukaku internally growled at the sight of resistance.

"Do you think he could win old man?" Naruto asked, concerned for his friend. "Aren't you really strong?"

"Don't worry Naruto, I doubt this version of me is even a shinobi." Hiruzen reassured his other grandson in all but blood. "In that world, he's nothing more than an intelligent but pathetic old drunk."

"Get off me, Konohamaru! Hiruzen glared as the both of them started to talk over each other.

"I'm taking charge of this situation buddy!" Konohamaru declared, kicking Hiruzen's face repeatedly as he tried to take control of the wheel. I'm put-I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm puttin'... I-I'm, I'm not gonna stand around like some sort of dumb... dumb person and just le-let you ruin the whole world!"

"Come on! What's gotten into you? If you love the Earth so much why don't you marry it?" Hiruzen said at the same time while pushing Konohamaru. Deciding to give into Konohamaru's demands after pushing him away for a second time, Hiruzen continued. "Alright. I'll-I'll land. I'll land. I'll land. I'll land the thing. I'll land the thing. Big tough guy all of a sudden.

'Grrr...curses.' Gaara snarled.

"Hinata, wake up. It's over" Kiba shook Hinata awake.

"Oh, Kiba-kun...Thank you." Hinata thanked.

Neji only looked on with further contempt. 'Without Ko to hold her hand, Hinata truly is nothing more than a pampered failure...' He thought to himself although a small part of him felt slight guilt over the harsh comment, even if it was merely a thought.

"*Phew* Nice work Konohamaru." Hiruzen breathed a sigh of relief, and unexpectedly, he started to laugh.

"Hey old man. Why are you laughing?" Naruto asked his surrogate grandfather.

"Seeing that entire ordeal made me remember a moment when Konohamaru was just born." Hiruzen thought back with amusement.

"You mean when you tried to carry Konohamaru only for him to pee directly on your face?" Asuma reminded while laughing uncontrollably. "Oh man, that was the first time you ever had that expression..."

"Ah yes, the 'second coming of the Yellow Flash' as you had so graciously described." Hiruzen retorted.

"Haha, young Konohamaru was such a youthful lad when he was born." Guy added. "Barely even a week old and already he sought to show the world his youthfulness."

"I wouldn't put it that way Guy." Hiruzen deadpanned.

[Cuts to desert]

"A desert? Are they in our village now?" Temari wonders to herself.

Hiruzen lands the cruiser and tumbles out among dozens of empty beer cans and bottles after opening the door. "We'll park it right here, Konohamaru. Right here on this side of the ree... road here.

Hiruzen could feel his eye slowly twitch out of both disbelief and even greater disappointment at the humiliating sight.

"And I thought Tsunade drank like a fish..." Jiraiya commented with widened eyes at all the empty beer cans and bottles.

"I must say, this version of the Third Hokage isn't very youthful." Lee commented. "But seeing all this alcohol has inspired me to practice a new form of taijutsu."

"I assume you'll start practicing the drunken fist?" Kakashi guessed. Getting an eager nod in response. 'I thought so...'

"A youthful idea! Lee, allow me to help with your training!" Guy enthusiastically offered.

"It would be an honor Guy-sensei!"

"Oh Lee!"

"Oh Guy-sensei!"

The master and student enveloped each other in a tight hug, much to almost everyone's disgust.

'Seriously? This loser?' Sasuke thought to himself yet again as he stared at them with an incredulous expression.

"Oh thank Kami." Konohamaru breathed a sigh of relief.

"You know what? That was all a test, Konohamaru. A test to make you more assertive." Hiruzen claimed.

"Sure it was." Anko muttered under her breath, rolling her eyes at the obvious lie.

"It was?" Konohamaru asked, doubtful about the claim.

"Sure. Why not? I don't, I don't know. Y-you know what, Konoha-" Hiruzen fell asleep mid-sentence, his snoring being the main indicator that he fell out of consciousness.

Letting out a sigh. Hiruzen said. "I can only pray that Asami and Kyosuke take greater care of Konohamaru in this reality."

"Who are they old man?" Naruto asked.

"Konohamaru's parents Naruto. Sadly, as Anbu, Konohamaru's parents barely spent any time with him. I can only pray that this version of his parents did not lose themselves in their work...Especially when you consider my counterparts' activities." Hiruzen said.

"Uhh...what are Anbu old man?" Naruto asked, scratching his head.

"Naruto. I can only hope you pay more attention under Kakashi than when you were with me." Iruka muttered to himself.

"Naruto, did you ever pay attention when we were still in the academy?" Sakura asked disapprovingly.

"Hehe, not really." Naruto sheepishly chuckled.

'*Sigh* That idiot.' Sasuke thought.

"Neutrino bomb armed." The robotic voice announced with rapid beeping increasing in frequency.

"Um." Konohamaru said, glancing at Hiruzen's sleeping figure. The screen flashed to black not long after.

"Wait, so in the end the bomb was still armed?!" Kurenai said in shock and fear for the counterpart reality. "But, what happened? Why did the screen turn black?"

"It appears as though that is all we were permitted to see of that reality." Hiruzen theorized. "I can only pray that the other Konohamaru was able to disable the bomb in time."

"Well then, no use in speculating what happened. Onto the next one?" Anko inquired.

Very well. Naruto if you would do the honors?" Hiruzen asked.

"Alright!" Naruto cheered, hitting the 'next' button on the remote.

Next chapter: Soldier Boy's PSA (The Boys)

Phew, finally done with the first chapter. Sorry if it seems kind of short, this is my first time writing a reaction fic after all. I'm not even sure if I managed to capture their personalities accurately.

I'm still going to have them fully react to the whole episode, but I'll just divide them into parts. I'm sorry, It'll take me a while before I get used to writing reaction fics like this. Anyways, a big thank you to everyone who've followed and favorited my story. It really means a lot to me and please review my story. It's a big help in terms of how I can improve.

Characters replaced in this chapter:

Rick: Hiruzen Sarutobi

Morty: Konohamaru Sarutobi

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