Walmart to Heat-Seeking Butt Missiles, punching lions to attempting to summon Satan in the public library, building dimensional portals to bursting into tears, tragic backstory to trolling cyborgs, feels for everything to random references, breaking the fourth wall courtesy of an archaeologist to the Will of D, this fanfic has it all. Yes, even the kitchen sink. T for cussing.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,490 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Ace, Strawhat Pirates, OC