This one-shot is to express my pent-up frustration with Sega and Ken Penders for ruining everything.
Several individuals woke up in a dark room Fiona Fox opened her eyes to see she was tied to an operating table along with several others. Scourge the Hedgehog, Miles, Doctor Finitevus, Snively and …
"Who the hell is that?" she asked looking at the drooling yellow mockery of Sonic.
"Oh, that's Sonichu." said a voice she didn't recognize.
She then looked to see a towering neckbeard in a sonic shirt.
"Who are you? Where did you take us?" Fiona asked.
"I'm Ian Flynn and Sega had to go 'scorched earth' after a petty lawsuit by Ken Penders, so I have some 'recycling' to do." He then picked up her boyfriend and Sonichu tearing the restraints in the process before throwing them in a giant blender and turning it on and blending them into a fine green goo.
He then poured it out and used his hands to shape it like playdough into something else.
"Behold, Surge the Tenrec!" said Ian Flynn with a big toothy grin.
"What the hell?! Why am I a girl?!" said Scourge now named Surge.
"Change him back now!" shouted Fiona angrily.
"Don't worry you're gonna be a boy soon." said Ian Flynn with a twinkle in his eye causing Fiona's pupils to retract in fear.
She was then grabbed along with Miles and thrown into the blender with blue food coloring. She let out a horrified scream as she was liquified in seconds along with the evil version of Tails. They were then shaped into a small petite boy fox.
"Voila! Kitsunami the Fennec!" finished Ian Flynn.
"Aww …" moaned Kit.
"Now it's your turn!" said Ian Flynn as he grabbed Doctor Finitevus and Snively.
"Wait! Nonono!" shouted Finitevus as he and Snively were tossed into the blender and then reshaped.
"I'll call you Starline the Platypus." said Ian Flynn.
"That's stupid! I don't even have a platypus tail how does that make me any different from a duck?!" shouted Starline.
"I Dunno?" shrugged Ian Flynn before he grabbed all of them and tossed them into a cage labeled "Original characters do not steal!"
"To IDW!" shouted Ian Flynn.
All of the characters groaned.