Episode 1: The Bad Guys, the T.S.K.F.C. Penguins, The O.I.H.C.G.M.O.A.V.N.D.O.M.
(Top Secret Kung Fu Commando)
(Once Incredibly Handsome Criminal Genius and Master Of All Villainy, Now Defender Of Metrocity)
The scene opens up to the sun rising over Metro city, where we go to the roof top of a building the where two anonymous things are standing on, who are none other than Metro city's once supervillain, now defender, Megamind, and his once henchmen, now sidekick, Minion.
And the wind was blowing through Megamind's cape, acting dramatic, and the it blew crazy, forcing the the cape to hit Megamind's face and he fell over struggling to get it off, and Minion helped.
"Uhh... no one saw that, right?"
Megamind asked clearing his throat
"I don't think so, sir."
Minion replied, Megamind then got into the pose again, breathing in this fine monent.
"Breath it in, Minion, this is a perfect day to be leave our villainous ways behind, and now be defenders of Metrocity."
"Metro city, sir."
"Yes, that's what I said."
"No, you keep saying Metrocity, it's pronounced Metro city."
"Yes, Metrocity."
"Okay repeat after me, Metro."
"Metro."
"City."
"City."
"Metro city."
"Metrocity."
He said leaving Minion to face-palm.
"E-E-Enough! The point is, this is a start to our redemption arc, there is evil out there that needs to be brought to justice, now, to the Invisi-Mobile!"
Megamind said as he took off with minion following, down a really long staircase to the bottom, and when they got to the bottom, they were out of breath.
"Just... Just give us a minute... There will be defending..."
Megamind said breathing in and out.
"Ok... let's go!"
He said as he and Minion, got into the invisible car, and just as they did, this happened.
"Attention all units..."
"Oooh! Quiet quiet quiet!"
Megamind turned the volume up on the radio.
"There's a 10-64 in progress."
"Ha! A 10-64! What does that mean?"
"That would be crime in progress, sir."
"... Downtown leaving the Metro city bank and out of the city, all near by units please assist."
The radio ended, with Megamind having a smile on his face.
"Ha! This is our chance, Punch it!"
He said as Minion started driving off to bring justice, going invisible.
"Head for the Interstate, we'll cut them off."
They made it to the interstate, where the crime was happening, Minion looked through binoculars.
"There coming this way, sir."
"Perfect!"
Megamind said as he got out of the car standing in front, Minion tossed him a microphone.
"Attention, Evildoer, as the newest defender of Metrocity, I am here by putting you under arrest, pull over the vehicle and step out swiftly and silently."
"And say hands in in the air."
"Ooh good one, and with your hands in the air."
The cars was speeding up.
"I won't ask a second time!"
The car continued to go faster.
"Minion! look out!"
Megamind moved out the way and Minion did the same as the car passed them with cops out of the city.
"Well, that could've gone better."
Minion said.
"Do not sleep yet my friend, crime never sleeps, onward!"
Megamind said as he got in the car and drove off after the pursuit.
Meanwhile at a gas station in another city, a Wolf and a Snake just exited the place with the Wolf reading the newspaper.
"Check it out, Snake, "The Flower of fraud-ness" Former good-deeder, Professor Marmalade, has been sentence to 50 years in the slammer."
He said chuckling.
"Honestly, If i just eaten him in the first place, none of this would have happened."
"Yeah, but where's the fun in that?"
"Trust me, it would have been worth it, just one bite and you'll fall in love."
Snake said as they got in a car with a Shark, a Tarantula, and a Piranha.
"Alrighty Chicos, let's kick some bad guy butt!"
Piranha said going crazy like usual.
"Chill man, we just got out of prison, try not to get ahead of yourself."
Shark tried to clam him down as Ms. Tarantula pulled out her computer.
"Aright Webbs, what are we looking at?"
Wolf asked.
"Well it looks like there is a massive crime spree going on."
"Really?"
They all asked.
"No! There hasn't been anything going on in days."
They all sighed.
"So much for this whole good guy stuff."
Snake said sarcastically, but then Webbs just got a notification.
"Wait, wait, we got something, turn on the radio."
She said Snake turned it on and she plugged her computer in it.
"All units, there is a 10-64 in progress, coming in town from Metro city, all nearby units please assist."
The radio ended.
"Alright, Let's bounce."
"Now that's what I'm talking about, Vamanos!"
Piranha said as Wolf said as he drove off the were the action was happening. Meanwhile with the Chase, Megamind just arrived in the city still in pursuit of the heist.
"Stay on their tail minion."
just then, reinforcements of this city just arrived assisting the pursuit.
"The Bad Guys is one thing, but I'm not letting other criminals roam around in My city!"
Said a red headed Musclar woman, who was the Chief of the police leading the renforcements, back with Megamind.
"Perfect timing, we need to cut them off ahead, take a short cut."
"Yes sir."
Megamind and Minion went into another direction, now with the Bad Guys.
"Take a right!"
Webbs said as Wolf did a drift into downtown and they were just on the other side of the pursuit.
"Over there!"
Shark pointed out.
"Hang on!"
Wolf stepped on the gas and drifted to the other side and stopped at the middle of the road in front of the pursuit.
"3... 2... 1."
Wolf said as Webbs hacked into the traffic lights to change color as cars came through to block the getaway car. however the car activated springs and jumped over the Bad Guys, whose jaws dropped at the sight of this.
"Remind me to add that upgrade to the car."
Wolf said, on the othe side, the Police cars hitted the brakes and crashed into each other, with the Chief's face turning red.
"WOOOOLF!!"
She shouted.
"Don't mind us chief, just stopping a heist."
He said with a sweat drop and drove to continue the pursuit.
"One wrong move again and it's back in the slammer with you, you hear me?!"
She continued shouting as the Bad Guys were still pursuing the chase, Back with Megamind stopping at the middle of the road again this time it's him alone.
"Code: are you sure this a good idea?"
Minion said on a communicator.
"Well Code: with my superior intellect, I guarantee I'll bring this injustice to a halt."
"Code: It's Coming!"
"Code: stay in position."
Megamind said putting on a disguise as a little old lady and starts acting.
"Oooh, I'm a little old lady out on a street and i sure hope I don't get run over buy a car."
He said as two cars drove by.
"Sir, it's coming, get ready."
"Perfect!"
He said as minion stopped to realize the other car.
"Did I just see a dog driving?"
Speaking of...
"This should do it, put this on that car, and the emp and it'll bring it too permanent stop."
Webbs said hold up a small, but powerful emp device.
"Piranha, you're up!"
Wolf said as Piranha got excited.
"Ha ha! Launch Me, Hermano!"
He said as he grabbed the device, then Snake wrapped himself around him, Shark grab Snake's tail and spun him around like a lasso, and with one more swing, he launched Snake forward, who released Piranha into the air, laughing as dove down ward to the car.
"buenas noches, criminal!"
He said about to put it on, but then back with Megamind.
"Say hello to my little friend, my dehydration gun!"
He shouted as the scene now went into slow motion, with him getting out of disguise, the car speeding forward, and piranha diving downward.
Megamind Pulled out his gun, while Piranha was just about to land the device on the car, Megamind released a blast, towards the car, hoping to get it, but then it teleported into thin air, Megamind went from happy to suprised, in a bad way, with Piranha he looked happy crazy, dropped his jaw by witness the car's disappearence, he then widened his eyes to see a blue light coming towards him, just and as he was hit, the sence went to normal speed, as Piranha was hit with the blast, and trumed into a glowing block.
"Oh dear."
Megamind felt regret
"Piranha!"
Wolf shouted as he hit the brakes, the crew got out of the car.
"Hey Buddy, What's the big idea ruining our pusuit?!"
Snake shouted at Megamind.
"Your Pursuit?! I'll have you know that criminal came from my city, and we chased it all the way out here, so basically my Reptilian friend, it's you ruining my mission!"
Megamind said as he and Snake we're in each other's faces.
"Hey Hey Hey! Brake it up, brake it up!"
Wolf said push the two away from each other.
"Piranha... OH MY LITTLE BUDDY!! WHHYYYYY!!
Shark let out waterworks, crying over piranha, whos the cube now, but his teardrops got on the cube which turned bright and Piranha was back
"What happened?! Did we win?"
He said not knowing what happened.
"Piranha! you not a cube anyone!"
Shark said squeezing the life out of him.
"I was a cube?"
He said barely breathing.
"Sorry about that, Right then, allow me to introduce myself, I am Megamind, Once incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy, now defender of Metrocity."
"Metro City, he means."
Minion said pulling up.
"And this is my Once Henchman, now sidekick, Minion."
"The Name's Mr. Wolf, and this is my crew, right here is Mr. Snake, our safe craker, over there is Ms. Tarantula, we call her Webbs, our in-house hacker, The big guy is Mr. Shark, our master of disguise, and that's Mr. Piranha, our wildcard, and were the Bad Guys."
Wolf introduce himself and his crew.
"Bad Guys, huh? I see you too were once criminals?"
"Guilty as charged."
"Well then, from one former criminal to another, a pleasure meeting you."
He said shaking hands with Wolf.
"Uhh... sir, the mission?"
Minion remind him.
"Right, enough introductions, we must find that criminal and bring him to al halt at all times!"
Megamind exclaimed
"Obviously, the car just vanished into thin air."
Snake said.
"Not vanished, teleported."
Webbs said.
"I was able to look through the cameras on this street and replay it in slow motion, by the looks of it, it reapeared out of the city."
She said playing a video in slow motion.
"I see, impressive work, Ms. Tarantula."
Minion said with respect.
"Eh, it's really a hobbie."
She blushed.
"Right, we have a new lead, let us come together and bring this injustice into the light of justice!"
Megamind said confusing everyone, except Minion.
"He means, let's work together to stop the criminal."
"Ohhhhhh./Right right right./Makes sense."
The Bad Guys chatterd.
"Alright, let's bounce."
Wolf said as everyone got in their cars and drove off out of the city to catch up to the criminal.
Meanwhile in Manhattan, New York, at the Central Park Zoo, in an exhibit of penguins, 4 of them were inside their bunker doing their own thing, One who was practicing Martial Arts named Skipper, the other was in a lab doing wacky experiments, named Kowalski, another was Play pretend with a doll, by barfing up stuff, named Rico, and the last one was watch TV, named Private.
The all stopped their activities as the alarm went off and got into a fight position.
"Be ready for anything, boys!"
Skipper said, and the alarm caused Kowalski to fail an experiment and blew up, and he was blasted out of the lab.
"Kowalski, Report."
Skipper ordered as Kowalski got up and left to his computer to see the commotion.
"E'gad! this is not good."
"What is it?"
Private asked in worry.
"If these readings are correct it seems... someone left the toilet seat up in the public bathroom!"
He explained causing Rico to be on his knees banging the floor enraged by greif.
"Oh, and there's a heist going on from out of town."
"A heist? Not in my city! Who's are these infiltrators?"
"Hmm... they seem to be un aware, but they appear to be from... Hoboken!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT HOBOKEN!! WHY IS IT ALWAYS HOBOKEN?!?!"
Skipper shouted now being enraged by greif.
"No, wait sorry, sorry, just from a far away city."
"Oh, phew, that could've been a nightmare, and I order you to have that do hickey checked out later."
"I'll have you know the C.R.I.M.E. is the most highly advancement there is!"
Kowalski scoffed.
"The What?"
Private asked in confusion
"The Crime Radar International Machine Extravaganza."
"Why not just call it a Crime detector?"
"Because even a genius likes to be dramatic."
"Aright Enough Jiber Jaber, we need to deal with this scenario asap, roll out men!"
Skipper said as the penguins took off.
Meanwhile Back with Megamind and the Bad Guys, they made it in New York, still in pursuit.
"Alright let's spit up, search the entire city, leave no stone unturned, especially real stone."
Megamind said as the cars went in sperate directions, back with the penguins, they were driving around in an RC car.
"Be on the lookout for anything suspicious, Boys."
Skipper said
"According to the tracker from CRIME connected form the satellite-"
"Wait. Do you put trackers on everything?"
Private interrupted with a question as Skipper and Rico also looked at Kowalski raising their eyebrows.
"No... No! No! Of course I did... n't."
Kowalski sweat dropped while clearing his throat.
"Anyway... it seem our intruder is up head, and if i didn't know any better, I'd say it be-"
"LOOK OUT!"
Skipper yelled as Rico looked to see a car coming and turned out the way and the Penguins were spinning out of control.
"...Coming right in front of us."
Kowalski said looking dizzy
"Step on it Rico, follow that lunatic!"
Skipper Ordered as it he stepped on the Gas to follow the car, with the Bad Guys.
"This Place is Big!"
Snake complained
"Whaddya expect, this is the "Big" Apple for a reason."
Shark explained.
"Alright alright, now where would a heist car be hiding?"
Wolf said as it the car drove by.
"And Bingo was his name-o!"
He said drifting to the left to catch up with the vehicle.
"Hey Blue head, we found your culprit."
Snake said on Minion's comminicator.
"Great, we're on our way."
Minion said as he floored it, just then Piranha saw 4 Penguins in an RC driving by.
"Guys I don't know if it's my usual loco, but are those Penguins in a RC car?"
He said as they looked to see.
"Nope, definitely not loco."
Shark said, with the penguins.
"Operation: Hit the Brakes, is a Go!"
Skipper went in command
"Roger!"
Private activated a slingshot, Private and Rico switch places, as rico got in the slingshot and Kowalski Gave him a kill switch, then he aimed for the car.
"Fire!"
Kowalski shouted, launching rico into the air, with the bad guy witnessing this.
"Should we do something or..."
Webbs asked.
"I feel like we should, but I kinda wanna see how this plays out, these little guys aren't normal."
With Megamind.
"Up ahead Minion, floor it!"
Minion floored it, with the penguins, Rico land in front of a car and barfed up a kill switch and place it in the middle of the road and belly slided out of the way, the car was bound to go through it, but instead, it's wheels started to hover upwards and over Megamind, and landed behind them and drove away.
"Oh come on! that 3 times today!"
He said not knowing the kill switch on the road which they went over and it stopped the vehicle immediately, with Megaminds face hitting the front window.
"Minion! why did you stop?!"
"I didn't, it just stopped itself."
The the Bad Guys hit the brakes, and came out to check on their allies.
"You uhh... you guys good?"
Wolf asked as Megamind touch his head.
"Ow! Well I would be if someone didn't hit the brakes too hard!"
"It wasn't me sir!"
"He is telling the truth."
Piranha backed up Minion.
"Yeah, we saw these Penguins driving by us and they had these gadgets and that car missed them."
Shark said it like an awesome thing.
"Ohh please... There's no such thing as birds with weapons, next thing you're gonna tell me is they can talk."
"Excuse me, gentlemen."
Said Skipper, and the boys coming from behind and Megamind turned around.
"AAAAHHHH!! A TALKING BIRD!!"
He said jumping into Minion's arms
"Brid? I'll have you know We're an elite unit, the best of the best, cream of the corn on a Platinum cob, et cetera, et cetera.
"Oh...I knew that."
Megamind getting off minion and clearing his throat.
"And it takes it that car is something your after?"
"You could say that."
Wolf said
"I see, well then, an enemy of an evil doer, is a ally to us."
"Likewise, I, Megamind, Incredibly handsome, Yadda, Yadda, Yadda, welcome you as an ally."
"Alright, Alright, let's stop this bad guy, and we'll come up we'll do introductions later."
Snake interrupted
"Agreed, Kowalski, options."
Skipper said.
"Well it appears to know every one of our moves and to be well packed with countless gagets, explaining how it can get away, so must be a weak spot between all of it."
"It seems impossible now, it's predicts on our every movement, almost like it's one step aheaof us."
Webbs said
"Unless we be unpredictable."
Piranha suggested.
"You're not thinking what I think you're thinking, are you?"
Wolf said.
"That's right, go the extremest of the extreme Loco!"
Piranha said as Rico looked excited about it.
"See? He gets me."
"Kowalski?"
Skipper asked
"Well, we unless anyone else has any other suggestions..."
Cricket nosies*
"No? Alright, his plan it is."
Kowalski sighed.
"Alright Chicos, here's what where gonna do."
Piranha said as they all huddled up.
Meanwhile, the heist car just kept on driving and driving, until something dropped up ahead, it was Piranha and Rico.
"Surprise Papah!!"
He shouted while Rico barf up a cannon and Piranha went inside, and he was blasted out, the car the teleported.
"Face 2, go!"
Phirahna said on a cominicator to another group, who were Shark, Snake, Minion, and Kowlski.
"Copy!"
Shark said, Snake ate Kowalski, who was going through deja vu.
"Once again... I'm in the belly of a... Snake"
He said getting shivers, Outside the belly, Shark and Minion stretched out Snake, and as the car teleported to where they were, Minion let go of Snake's tail and he Spit out Kowalski and he was flying fast, the car jumped over Kowalski who shot something under it.
"Face 2 compete, now face 3!"
Kowalski said to another group who were Wolf, Webbs, Skipper, Private, and Megamind.
"Roger!"
Skipper replied as he and Private flew Biplanes to where the car was hovering and Right below was Wolf, Webbs, and Megamind driving.
"Get closer, I need a better signal."
Webbs said as she hacked into the thing kowlski shot.
"We need some aireal assistance."
Wolf to Skipper.
"Roger, Private, commence operation: Plumit."
"Eye eye, Skipper."
they said going downward towards the hovering car, which started lowering, more and more closer
"Almost there..."
Webbs said as the signal was almost to the top.
"And..."
The signal was in sync.
"Now!"
She said has Megamind shot, with his Upgraded Dehydration gun, out an electro shot towards the device under the car, with actived the Kill switch and the car turn off going down crash landing in the middle of the street.
"Well I'll be a Monkey's Nephew, the Fish's plan actually worked."
Skipper said as Piranha and Rico fist bumped, the crew surrounding the offline vehicle.
"Alright, doer of injustice, as the Defender of Metrocity, I am here by putting you under arrest, come out with your hands in the air."
Megamind ordered as Minion opened the door to see something shocking.
"Sir... no one's inside."
"What!?"
He said opening the other door to see he was right.
"Impossible!"
"In fact sir, doesn't this car look familiar to you?"
He said as Megamind looked to see something was written in the pedals
"Property of Megamind, if lost, return to Address?!"
He gasped.
"Minion! It's the Mega-speedster! I thought we lost it!"
He said hugging it.
"It makes so much sense sir, all the tech was your creation."
Minion said as he looked at the others who dropped their jaws
"So let me get this straight, we traveled across the country, just to stop something, you forgot you created THIS WHOLE TIME?!"
Snake shouted the last part, which made Minion realize something.
"But this car was manual driven and remote control only, is it in there?"
He asked as Megamind looked.
"No."
"Than that can mean-"
"This is all just a distraction!"
Megamind finished.
"By who?"
Private asked.
Back at Metro city, someone just opened a door into a secret garage where a mysterious figure wearing a disguise, and hold a remote to the Mega-Speedster, as the light turned on, the figure took it off revealed to been a bunch of troublesome gangsters.
"Can you believe we actually got away with this cash?"
One of them said.
"Yeah, we're swimmin in doe."
"With that Blooser gone, we can go on all the sprees we want."
Their chattering was interrupted by the door being blasted, and out came Megamind and Minion.
"That won't be necessary, enemies of the law."
"How did you know it was us?! And how did you get here so fast?! You were gone for weeks!"
"We have a tracker on the controller."
Minion said as they look to see a beeping thing on a controller.
"And we had a little ride form my new compadres."
Megamind said as The Bad Guys and Penguins came in from all sides, grabbing the culprits, holding them as the Police force arrived.
"As defender of Metrocity, with some assistance, I'm here by placing you under arrest."
The scene changes to the sun setting with the Force driving away with the arrested, and the Megamind and Minion, saying their goodbyes to the Bad Guys and Penguins.
"From one do gooder to another, I thank you all for your help."
"The Pleasure's all hours."
Skipper said.
"Yeah, maybe we can do this again sometime."
Wolf added.
"But not too soon, I had enough excitement for one day, or a couple weeks."
Snake said yawning, as everyone else felt tuckered out, nodding in agreement, and Wolf drove off out of the city with Megamind and Minion waving them away.
"Well Minion, another mission accomplished."
"You said it sir."
"Now let's head back to our lair and-"
He was interrupted by gasping at the sight of something in the sky, which looked like Megamind's symbol.
"Minion! The signal."
"Sir, must we?"
"Like I said, crime never sleeps, Onward!"
He ran to the invisicar.
"Here we go again."
Minion sighed as he followed is Master, they got in the invisicar and drove off for the Night Patrol.
The End.