chaper 1
k, so like, once upon a time there was a sentient button.
by button i mean like a mechanical one. yknow that one that means GRRRRR on americas got talent? yeah that's what she looks like.
anyways, there was also a table, table was not sentient but tables very important to this story.
table looks like any random table it doesn't really matter.
so button was at ikea doing her usual only going so she can eat the meatballs but she was also walking in the displays so she could seem like a responsible adult.
button is not a responsible adult.
while perusing the displays, she came across the most BEAUTIFUL TABLE IN THE WORLD LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS THIS TABLE WAS LIKE OMG!
button took one look at that table and instantly fell in love cause like cmon who wouldnt.
despite the fact that button is in debt she BOUGHT THAT TABLE.
table then became her BEST! friend.
button is delusional but cmon let's be honest who DOESNT ship buttable amiright.
i definitely ship buttable.
all people who don't ship buttable are FREAKS!
anyways end of cahoee 1.