Mercs and heros
"Wait a minute who are you people" winston asked the mercenaries "that is classified info my talking gorilla friend" simon responded "well mr classified would you care to explain why we had radar that we found attached to a bloody shark monster" tracer said "you probably should have left that alone sweet heart because we are currently in a important mission" simon said "well if its so important why isn't overwatch involved" winston said "because you all cant keep your fucking mouth" a man in a suit and shades said while walking out of a helicopter with a dozen military soldiers behind him. "Who are you" winston asked the man "i am agent carter of the cia and i assure you the last thing we need right now is a bunch of circus clowns running a muck and announcing to the world that they saved the world from another dangerous threat" agent carter said furiously "oh come on we don't take credit for everything we do" tracer said "you have a fucking museum were it explains literaly any mission you gone through" the agent responded "i knew it" scout said to sniper as he chuckled. Tracer then looked at him viciously, upon seeing this scout flipped her of for punching him in the face "well ether way why weren't we given this assigned, because we are overwatch we aim for global stability and we protect the innocent but you choose to give this task to a bunch of mercenaries" winston explained "of course we cant let a word of this get released to the world because if it does it will reveal that the usa has been hiding the existence of a advanced race it will cause an international incident so that means you so called heroes can't get the global stability you desire unlike these mercenaries who will do the task at hand without any question, so what do you think the answer is'' agent carter explained "sir we found these two in a van a few yards away from the warehouse and they had this tablet with a tracker and from what we found inside the warehouse it was tracking this'' a soldier explained while showing him the radar the tablet was tracking. Agent carter snatched the tracker "what the hell is this" agent carter yelled "that's a radar that was tracking me cause it has my blood, but don't look at me there the ones that brought it here" scout said while pointing his thumb at tracer and lucio "snitch" tracer shouted "and your a bitch" scout replied "agent my fellow allies messed up and i apologies on their behalf but if you let us join this mission we will never say a word of it and we will even if we have to work with these mercenaries throughout the whole process" Winston exclaimed. Agent carter looked at Simon as he shrugged his shoulders and then looked at scout as he shook his head "you all start tomorrow, notify the rest of your little crew if you have to'' agent carter said "SHIT" scout said as winston called in the orca which they all boarded the orca as the mercs all sat on a bench as scout through his stuff on a random spot on the floor as he sat down with his team "welcome new passengers we are please to be working with you for this mission, feel free to roam around the cabin and we hope that this trip suits you well all the way to Spain" Winston explained on a speaker that's was in the orca. "Wait a second does this mean we're not gonna be staying at the hotel anymore" soldier said while he grabbed scout by the neck and clenched a fist "no" medic said "goddamn it" soldier said while he punch scout in the face "Jesus Christ this sucks, hey demo got any whiskey" scout asked "here you go, cheers lad" demo said handing him a glass and a bottle whiskey. Scout then poured the whiskey in the glass and was about to take a sip "you know what this won't work" scout said as he then placed the glass of whiskey on the floor and drank the entire bottle of whiskey "okay that was good, but everything still feels very shitty" he said as he picked up the glass of whiskey on the floor as gulped it down "nope, everything still feels like shit" he said frustrated with all he's been through having to kill an army of cult troopers and having to defeat a giant lobster and crocodile. He then grabs Nuke and walked around the orca trying to cope with the situation he's in as he walks into a room with a couch and a TV with a coffee table and a game console on it. He then sat himself and Nuke down on the couch as he turned the tv on to see what he could watch, he then put seinfeld on as that's what he was watching at the hotel he was staying at. Tracer was in the bathroom using moist towelettes to clean the the sharpie of her face and as she walking out she then tripped on a red bag and she picked it up she saw on the strap there was a piece of paper on it that said property of scout and she saw there was a open front pocket with a pack of bubblegum inside of it she then decided to help herself and got a piece. "Stubborn, immature, asshole" She muttered referring to scout as she then walked into the breakroom were she saw Nuke barking at the TV while scout was sleeping she then threw the bag at scouts lap waking him up. "Ah what hell was that for" scout asked "for leaving your bloody things in the middle of the way, wanker" tracer said in anger while she threw herself on the couch. Scout then looked in his front pocket to get a piece of gum "what the hell, why is there a piece missing" he muttered but then heard a bubble pop and looked at tracer as she was chewing his gum "did you take a piece" scout asked clearly showing he was mad "only one plus you drew on my face so where even now" scout the took deep breath trying not to get mad cause it pissed him off when someone touched his gum or bonk without his permission but then heard the sound of a piano coming from the tv as Nuke was barking "ok that's enough of that" scout said while changing the channel but saw Nuke giving him the puppy eyes as he wanted him to leave it "you've been watching this for an hour I think that's more than enough time" scout said but Nuke stated whimpering on his leg "alright just one more then I'm changing it" scout said as he put the show back on. As tracer looked at Nuke seeing as he looked cute "is he friendly, love" tracer asked "yes he definitely is" scout said while trying not to laugh, tracer the reached her hand out to pet Nuke it as she did he tried to bite her hand but missed and quickly after started to growl at her as he crawled on the other side of the couch behind scout "I thought you said he was friendly" tracer said startled "he is towards me" scout said as he started laughing "that wasn't funny" tracer said "it was a bit, doll". Tracer then crossed her arms in frustration but then heard something crack open and saw scout drinking a can of bonk and then looked at him confused "you drink that stuff" tracer asked "yah why" scout replied confused "why that's basically toxic waste the only ones who drink that are omnics so that can't be healthy, love" tracer said "yah well I'm immune to the side effects cause of the surgeries performed by the guy in the other room so I'm perfectly fine and well" scout said while chugging another bottle "now if you don't mind I would like to go back to sleep, thank you" scout said closing his eyes but as he did the ship landed "we have reached our destination and i hope this trip went smoothly for you all" winston said on the speaker "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" scout yelled as he wanted to sleep a little more. As trac, lucio and dva exited the ship the mercenaries were escorted out by winston to welcome them to overwatch headquarters, first he took them to get photo IDs and as they all got their photos taken when scout was up instead of flexing his arm like he usually does in photos he flipped of the camera they then were taken to get their fingerprints recognized by scanning them in a machine "so this is quite a warm welcome am i right fellas" simon said jokingly "how about you scout am i right or am i right" simon said playfully to scout "don't talk to me" scout said while scanning his fingers "jesus what crawled up your ass on the way here" simon asked as he was then scanning his fingers "probably your bullshit answer you gave to the cia about having us work with these narcissistic assholes" scout said while following winston who was wearing headphones listening to gorillaz and oblivious to everything they were saying. They were then following Winston to their rooms as they were given orange and white nightwear and their photo id's and maps around the base "you are all free to come and go whenever you'd like thanks to your fingerprints" winston explained "so can i leave" scout asked "NO" simon frustratingly told scout. As they all entered there rooms scout tried to sleep his stress away but given his current state he snapped and took a pillow and screamed into it while nuke was sleeping in a dog bed (even though he's a seal, and i know it's predictable but deal with it) right next to scout. In the morning scout poured cheerios in nukes bowl and laid back back on his bed but then his door opened "wake up maggot we've been assigned to meet simon at the cafeteria" soldier said while running to the cafeteria, scout then got dressed and looked at his map and preceded to follow directions. As he reached the cafeteria he sat at a table with his team as they all made sure to wake up earlier than the heroes "alright now that everyones here we can get down to business" simon said "ok so about the invitation, the party is in 2 in a half weeks so i have come up with a plan for most of you to go in under cover and, what the hell" simon explained and stopped mid sentence as he saw a man with a black robe and goat skull on his head sit down with them "merasmus?" medic said as they all stared at him in shock