The show starts with the usual pyro with shots of the crowd as it cuts to the commentary table where Jason Long is sitting beside Nathan Spade, who has a visible bruise on his face.
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Saturday Evening Mayhem, I'm Nathan Spade joined by Jason Long. For anyone who missed Havok on Thursday Night, we want to show you what happened at the start of the show." Nathan says as the replay of Grojband grabbing Havok commentator Monika Hall from the desk, with Nathan standing up to attempt to stop it, only for him to get knocked out. "Those sacks of shit would then order for a match for the Tag Team Championship against the twins, Jake and Josh Meredith. And Naruto gave them everything they wanted, but because they knew they wouldn't stand a chance in any capacity against the Merediths, they would attack Miss Hall, who is very close friends with the Champs, to try and get a psychological edge. But even then, because of how much they suck, they still failed to win the titles. Now unfortunately we still have no update on Monika's condition, but we will keep you posted."
"You done airing your grievances buddy?" Jason asks, putting a hand on his shoulder.
"Yes, I think so." Nathan says as Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes plays and Neo-WBBA comes out. "Oh great, talking about guys who think they're some kind of badass for trying to injure a defenseless woman."
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Neo-WBBA." Alex says as Tsubasa enters the ring, with a briefcase in hand, and orders Zyro, Kite, and Shinobu to grab a table and two chairs, while Ren grabs two microphones.
"What the hell is Tsubasa doing?" Nathan asks as they set up the table, with Tsubasa sitting down on one side.
"Now then, before I begin. I want either Naruto, Sasuke, or Matt to come out here." Tsubasa says, and after a little bit, Sasuke comes out.
"Alright Mister Ottori, what the heck is this all about?"
"You see, last Thursday Night on Havok, Gingka challenged me to a match for my GVWL World Television Championship at Vengeance. And I have come out here to accept his challenge, but on one condition." Tsubasa says, showing the Television Championship belt as he emphasizes the title. "And for this, I need Gingka out here." Judas by Fozzy plays and Gingka goes straight to the ring. "Gingka, sit down. Go on sit, you have no need to be concerned about us jumping you, this is just for business."
"What do you want, Tsubasa?" Gingka says as he sits down.
"I just want to make a deal on our potential match for my GVWL World Television Championship. You put out the challenge, so I think it's only fair that I would be allowed to set the stipulation." Tsubasa pulls out a sheet of paper and a pen from the briefcase and slides them over to Gingka. "Now I have already signed it, but I want you to read every single word. See, I don't want to have to deal with you forever because of your jealousy that I got with Madoka before you. So the only way I can insure this is to end your career, and the best way I can think of ending your sad, pathetic career, if you can call it that. Is by showing the world what you have always been, A BITCH." Tsubasa says as he pulls out two letter straps, with a metal chain connecting the two.
"Yeah, I can read, it says right here, Dog Collar Match. So why do I have to sign a contract?"
"That way, you don't try to sue me when I end your godforsaken career."
"So why did you sign it?"
"My lawyers informed me that it would only be fair that I give you the same courtesy. Be thankful I listened." Gingka signs the contract and hands it back over. "Thank you. Now one last thing." Tsubasa throws the chain at Gingka and uses the chance for he and his goons to attack Gingka. He grabs the chain and starts to whip him with it before wrapping it around his neck.
"Good lord, Tsubasa trying to choke the life out of his challenger." Nathan says as Gingka goes limp and Sasuke and a few refs pull Tsubasa off.
"Despite his rich man looks, he sure seems like one sadistic son of a bitch." Jason says as Tsubasa poses with the chain.
"You're now noticing that?" Nathan says as it cuts to the back where The LRIB's Shawn and Owen are getting ready.
"Ah, there you two guys are." They turn to see Matt come up, shaking both men's hands.
"Hey boss." Shawn says as he brings his hand back in.
"Yeah, good to see you Mr. Zane, is this chat for business purposes or is it because us and Mitch are childhood pals?" Owen adds, getting a confused look from Matt, who points at the camera.
"Isn't it obvious?" He says as Owen and Shawn look at the camera.
"Oh no, we just pretend Luke isn't there. Isn't that right Luke?" Owen says while facing the camera.
"Owen, they said we can't break the fourth wall anymore after Homecoming Bash, unless it's for a GVWL Shop ad." Shawn says as he grabs his tag partner.
"Speaking of merch plugs. Introducing official LRIB cadet badges." Owen responds as he pulls out what looks like cheap plastic badges with the LRIB's logo on it as the GVWL Shop link appears on the bottom of the screen. Owen grabs a random nearby pipe and goes to swing it at a wall when Matt grabs it and takes it away.
"No, let's not do that please. Look I came to inform you two that, due to Mitchell and Luscious now having a Purity match, we have decided that the both of you will be their replacements." Matt says as No More Tears by Ozzy Osborn plays in the distance. "Well I shouldn't hold you two any longer, best of luck." The team leaves as it cuts to the arena as PCU's Kevin and Rolf walk onto the stage.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Peach Creek, they are the team of Rolf, and the GVWL Intercontinental Champion, Kevin. Peach Creek Unlimited." Alex announces as they pose, and Kevin holds the Intercontinental title over his head as Bad Boys by Inner Circle plays and Shawn and Owen come out. "And their opponents, from St. Louis Missouri, they are Shawn Collins and Owen Jones, the LRIB." The two enter the ring and Shawn and Kevin start the match. Both men tie up and Kevin takes over with a headlock. Shawn would hit a suplex and roll over for a pin.
1…2… Kevin kicks out. They stand back up but Shawn keeps a hold of one of his arms and wrenches on it, and tosses Kevin back onto the mat with a judo throw. Shawn jumps up and hits a knee onto Kevin's shoulder and starts to go for the LaBelle Lock, but Kevin drags himself to his corner and tags in Rolf. Rolf kicks Shawn in the head. Rolf starts to land kicks on Shawn before throwing him into a neutral corner and hitting a splash. Rolf rolls out of the ring and grabs Shawn's leg and slams it against the post.
"Like with Shawn attacking the arm, Rolf wisely goes after the legs." Nathan says as Rolf reenters the ring and puts his knee on Shawn's knee and starts to pull on the bottom half of his leg. Shawn lands some stiff forearms to get Rolf off and tags in Owen. The two legal men tie up with Rolf taking the head, and go to a knee to drag Owen down to the mat. Rolf tries to pull him down, but Owen uses his upper body strength to hit a deadlift belly to back suplex, and bridges for the pin.
1…2… Kevin saves the match. Shawn comes in and lariats Kevin out of the ring. Rolf tosses Shawn out, but he lands on the apron and Owen dropkicks Rolf, and Shawn pulls the top rope down. The two communicate before Kevin and Rolf pull Shawn off the apron, but look up to see Own basically diving at them, without touching the ropes, and takes them both out. He picks Rolf up and tosses him into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle post, and hits the Just Eclipse Corkscrew Shooting Star Press and pins.
1…2… Kevin pulls the ref out of the ring. He starts to yell at him as Owen tries to tag Shawn in. The ref re-enters the ring and tells Shawn to get back to the corner. They try again, but Rolf hits Owen from behind, and Shawn blind tags himself in as Owen ducks out of the way of a splash by Rolf. Shawn enters the ring and hits a German suplex and Owen powers him off the mat and onto his shoulders, and they hit an inverted cutter assisted deadlift powerbomb and Shawn pins.
1…2… Kevin again saves the match. Kevin tosses Owen from the ring and Shawn tries to kick his chest, but he catches it and hits a leg drag towards Rolf, who applies the Lobster Lock.
"Rolf with his signature submission, Shawn might be forced to tap." Nathan says as Owen tosses out Kevin and grabs Rolf, and picks him up, giving Shawn the chance to escape the hold, and hits a deadlift belly to belly suplex.
"Owen might be average built, but is as strong as an Ox I tell ya." Jason responds to the move as Kevin comes back in a takes Owen out for behind and drags Rolf over for the tag. Kevin goes for a lariat, but Shawn ducks and kicks the back of Kevin's knee, knocking him down to said knee, and starts lighing his chest with kicks. He goes to wind up for a kick to the head, but Kevin grabs the ref and pulls him down as he ducks, causing Shawn to blast the ref, knocking him unconscious. "Well that's not good." Jason says as Shawn checks on the ref. All the while Kevin is handed his Intercontinental Championship and tries to hit Shawn, but Owen yells for him to turn around. Shawn ducks the failed sneak attack as Rolf pulls Owen off the apron and Kevin tosses the title to Shawn, who catches it with a confused look before Kevin hits a low blow. Shawn drops the title and hits a Jackknife Powerbomb onto the title before getting the ref up and pins.
1…… 2…… 3.
Kevin celebrates as he grabs the title from under Shawn as he and Rolf run off.
"Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners. Kevin and Rolf, PCU." Alex announces as Kyoya is hitting a heavy bag being held by Benkei when clapping can be heard.
"Well well well, how does it feel knowing you wouldn't have this chance if the tag team division wasn't scared of us?" Kin says as he and Kon walk up.
"Scared of what? Oh right, you two were the corpse the twins made two days ago." Kyoya says.
"Zombies are kinda scary." Benkei adds.
"Yeah, but it was hard to tell it was you two cause you know… Y'all showed up to work."
"Watch your tongue kitty boy." Kon says trying to be bad.
"Oh yeah, what are you gonna do, lose?"
"I'm not surprised you two forgot what we did to the false tag champs biggest suck up."
"Only cowards brag about attacking women."
"Well why not put two women in their places in a week?"
"Are you talking about me? Cause unlike you two, I've got a pair. But you know what, if you wanna make a fool out of yourselves again, I'll gladly shove my foot so far up one of you two's ass, you'll finally have some balls." Kyoya responds with a smile.
"See you in the ring." Kon says before the brothers walk away and it cuts to Ed sitting in a chair.
"So, a steel cage match for the GVWL World Heavyweight Championship, a title that was, for a lack of better words, stolen from me. Now Phineas, I got to give you credit, you are talented, and vastly superior in the smarts department, but that doesn't mean every move you make is smart. See at Vengeance, when you and I are locked in that cage, I will let the monster that has been locked away for quite some time out." Ed says as he turns to a mirror, without a reflection. "And whether you can survive, I don't know. But what I do know is I will leave as the new GVWL World Heavyweight Champion." It fades to the ring where Walk by Avenged Sevenfold plays and the Kijuras come out.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall, Introducing first. From Peaceville, accompanied by Kin Kijuras, representing Grojband, Kon Kijuras." Kon stands in the center of the ring and Kon tells the crowd off as Black Sunshine by White Zombie plays and Kyoya and Benkei step out. "And his opponent, from Metal Bey City. Accompanied by Benkei Hanawa, Kyoya Tatagami." Kyoya enters the ring and they start to brawl as the bell rings. Kon whips Kyoya into the ropes but Kyoya turns the tables with a Lou Thesz Press. They roll out of the ring and now it's Kon on top landing punches. 1… Kyoya kicks Kon off and both men stand up. 2… Kyoya kicks Kon and tries to toss him into the barricade, but Kon reverses and does it to Kyoya instead. 3… Kyoya recovers and hits a European uppercut before dropping him onto the barricade. 4… Kyoya backs up before hitting a drive by dropkick. 5… He picks Kon up and tosses him back into the ring as Kin sneaks up and blasts him with a chair, causing a disqualification.
"And Kin with the chair, I think this was a set up to take out Kyoya and Benkei." Nathan says as Kin continues to assault Kyoya with the chair when Benkei comes in to put a stop to that. Benkei tosses Kin around as Kon comes in and attacks the legs.
"And we know last week, Benkei suffered an injury to the ankle, so it might still be tender." Jason adds as Corey joins the beating. The challengers for the Meredith's tag titles start to fight back, and so Grojband retreat.
"Even with the numbers advantage they still couldn't get the job done. That tells you something." Nathan says as it fades to commercial break. Once back it has the arena as Never Lose Myself plays and Black Star comes out.
"Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is set for one fall, introducing first, from Death City. Representing the DWMA, Black Star." Alex says as Soul looks over his shoulder before posing in the corner as Cult of Personality by Living Colour plays as Jake steps out of the back. "And his opponent, from St. Louis Missouri. He is one half of the GVWL World Tag Team Champions, Jake Meredith." Jake holds up his tag title before handing it to the ref before the bell rings and they tie up. Jake uses his height advantage to push Black Star to the corner, but he slips behind Jake and goes for a German suplex, but Jake grabs the ropes and uses them to get Black Star off. Jake turns to Black Star, who hits a dropkick that sends Jake out of the ring. Black Star hits the ropes and looks for a dive, but Jake catches him and tries for a power bomb on the barricade, but Black Star lands on his feet and jumps over Jake and hits a superkick and tosses him back into the ring and applies a headlock.
"An interesting strategy from Black Star." Nathan says as Black Star gets his body vertical and puts all his weight on Jake's neck area.
"I didn't even know he could strategize." Ryan jokes as Black Star bridges for a pin.
1…2… Jake kicks out and uses his power to bring them both to their feet and he hits Black Star with a suplex. They get back up and Black Star hits one of his own. He rolls over for another, but Jake counters and sets up for the GTS, but Black Star grabs the ropes and holds on for dear life before Jake tosses him over the ropes, but Black Star holds on and flips back into the ring, but Jake grabs him and tries for a German suplex. Black Star flips out and goes for a pin as Jake recovers.
1…2… Jake kicks out. Both men get back up and again size one another up. Black Star puts a hand out, and Jake does as well and they have another test of strength, this time, neither man budges, so Black Star tries for a monkey flip, but Jake bridges for a pin.
1…2… Black Star lifts a hand up, Jake pushes it back down.
1…2… He lifts the other hand, Jake again pushes it down.
1…2… Black Star also bridges and flips back over, but Jake puts his knees up, causing Black Star to stumble into the corner, and so Jake goes for a Shining Wizard, but Black Star catches it and sets up, and hits a muscle buster and pin.
1…2… Jake kicks out. Black Star thinks for a bit before grabbing Jake and lifting him up onto the top rope, and steps on the middle rope. "Black Star, looking for the Star Buster." That's when This Will be the Day plays.
"And here we go." Jason adds as the music stops and Jake fights out and hits the Fitz's Flop Avalanche Butterfly Facebuster.
"Jake busting out the Fitz's Flop, I don't think I've ever seen him use that move." Nathan says as Jake turns Black Star over and pins.
1…2… The ref is pulled out of the ring by Lanny Penn.
"Oh great, just what this match needs, more interference." Nathan says sarcastically as Beast and the Harlot plays and Alexa Wilson comes running out and chases off Penn.
"But the women's champ has a few things to say to her challenger, with her fist." Jason adds as Jake watches them run off in the crowd. He stands up to Black Star looking to hit the Star Breaker.
"And Black Star is looking for Tsubaki's move." Nathan says as Jake catches him and looks for the Last Ride, but Black Star slips out. "But Jake caught him. But Black Star escapes." Both men turn and Black Star blasts Jake with a forearm. "And Black Star might have borrowed Kid's Death Canon right there." Jake staggers back and hits the ropes, before bouncing back and nearly splits Black Star in half with a spear. "And Jake responds with Ben's Spear."
"How disappointing would it be for Black Star to lose via the finisher of the man he's facing at Vengeance?" Jason asks as Jake gets up and puts his hands on one of his cheeks, as if using it for a pillow, signaling for the GTS. Black Star slowly gets up and stumbles to Jake, who lifts him up and hits the GTS and pins.
1…2…3. Jake gets up and lifts his arms up as the ref hands him his tag title.
"Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, Jake Meredith." Jake waves for a microphone and he gets one, and he sits in the middle of the ring.
"Listen, I'm going to ignore team useless trying to get distract Black Star and I but one thing that I will not ignore is Penn, but sadly I won't be able to make it next Thursday, I have something going on that night, but my good brother, and one half of your, REAL, GVWL World Tag Team Champions, meet one of your little dumbass pals and the two of them can tussle. And if you decide you don't want that, I understand, it's a shame that you have to work to get paid." Jake tosses the mic before walking off as it cuts to commercial. Once back it shows Nathan and Jason at the table.
"Welcome back to Saturday Evening Mayhem, and we have just received word that one of my Havok colleagues, Miss Monika Hall, is out of the hospital and is returning to St.Louis for her rehabilitation, and is expected to make a full recovery. Jason here will be joining Ryan and I on Thursday Nights for the foreseeable future." Nathan says.
"And speaking about this Thursday, one half of the Tag Champs, Josh Meredith will be taking on the headman of Grojband Corey Riffen." Jason ads as Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes play and Zyro and Ren come out.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a fatal four way match, set for one fall, and is your main event of the evening. Introducing first, from Metal Bey City Japan, accompanied by Ren Kurani, Zyro Kuragane." Zyro poses, getting boos from the crowd, they quickly turn to cheers as King of my World by Saliva plays and Masamune comes out running and he and Zyro start to brawl as No More Tears by Ozzy Osbourne plays and Johnny 2x4 comes out at a normal pace.
"Johnny taking his sweet time here." Jason jokes as Johnny does his usual thing with plank as Whatever by Our Lady Peace plays and Ferb enters the arena. The bell rings as Ferb and Johnny tie up. Ferb slips behind and hits a German suplex. Johnny gets up and Ferb tries to lariat him out, but he ducks under and it is Ferb who is sent out, and he crashes into Masamune and Zyro, who was still fighting, or at least until Ferb came flying in. Ferb gets back up and sees Johnny talking to Plank before throwing the board at him. Ferb looks at him confused and angry before chasing him around the ring. This ends when Johnny runs back into the ring, and Ferb fakes Johnny by faking sliding back in, Ferb then actually enters the ring and starts to ground and pound Johnny. Outside the ring, Zyro grabs Masamune and tries to toss him into the steps, but Masamune jumps onto the steps and flips over Zyro when he tries to push him off, and he almost runs right into the steps. Masamune tries for the Code Striker, but Zyro catches him and tries to hit a powerbomb on the steps. Masamune fights out and eventually hits a hurricanrana, spilling the two of them over the barricade and into the crowd.
"We have a fight in the ring, and one in the crowd." Nathan says as back in the ring Ferb has Johnny in the corner and is stomping away at him. Ferb marches to the other side of the ring and runs at him, looking for a big face wash, but Johnny ducks and Ferb tumbles out in an almost scary way. "Good lord, that might have messed Fletcher's leg up Jason."
"Yeah, I could feel you physically cringe in pain there."
"Don't remind me." Nathan says as Ferb gets up, putting weight on the leg that almost got entangled in the ropes, and doesn't feel anything is wrong as Johnny climbs the turnbuckle. "What is he doing?"
"I think he put a screw into Plank, cause he's crazy to think he can all of a sudden fly." Jason says as Johnny does basically a glorified backflip and Ferb catches him. "See, just like I said." Ferb carries him over to the corner of the barricade Masamune and Zyro were last seen at and chucks him onto the concrete floor. Ferb climbs onto the barricade and hits a senton and pins.
The ref does nothing as it's not in the ring, but Masamune throws a chair at Zyro, who falls on the pin, breaking it up just in case. Masamune picks Zyro up and hands the chair to a random fan, and he bonks Zyro's head off the chair. He takes the chair back as Ferb and Johnny gets back up and Ferb hits a Perfect Tool ripcord forearm smash on Johnny as Masamune kabonks him with the chair. Ferb and Masamune start to fight over the chair, and the tug of war causes it to slip out of both men's hands and so they go to just fighting cause reasons. They stumble to one of the hand rails and Ferb picks him up and hits a snake eye. Ferb takes his time, a drink from a fan, and sits on the handrail. He mocks Masamune and he responds by grabbing his legs, pushing him over, and hooking his own legs under Ferb's armpits as a sort of modified Boston Crab.
"Look at Kadoya, taking advantage of Fletcher's little water break." Nathan jokes as Ferb eventually slips out and shakes his legs a little as Zyro comes back and grabs Masamune, dragging him back to the ringside area and tossing him over the barricade.
"Back into the actual wrestling area." Jason says as he tosses him into the ring, with Ren still there cheering Zyro on. The two do some kinda flirty thing, as Masamune jumps off the ropes and hits a corner dropkick. She rushes over to his side as Johnny flops back into the ringside area with the chair, but Masamune hits a suicide dive on Zyro and Ren, and tosses the later into the ring.
"Do you think he's taking the possible outside threat out of the equation?" Nathan asks as he slides in himself.
"Yeah." Jason answers as Masamune looks for a Unicorn Sault as Johnny tosses the chair in perfectly so she can use it as a cut off, even still it hurts Ren just as much as Masamune. "What a throw by Johnny, he should have been a quarterback."
"Better than hanging out with Kevin." Nathan responds as Johnny rolls into the ring and puts Plank onto the chair, and hits a butterfly DDT on Masamune and pins
1…2… Ferb dives for the save as Zyro yanks the ref out of the ring. This is when Ferb produces a thing of barbed wire, shaped like a glove.
"Now Jason, you're from down south… what the fuck is that?"
"So because I'm a Southerner I should know, well Nathan, using my EYES, it looks like some kinda glove doohickey made of barbed wire." Jason says as Ferb tries to smack Johnny, but he ducks it and hits Ferb with a mule kick to the groin. Johnny gets rid of the barbed wire as Zyro enters the ring and for the Samurai Spear, but Johnny leapfrogs over and grabs Plank. Johnny swings Plank at Zyro but he ducks and hits a Samurai Spear and pins.
1…2… Masamune grabs Zyro and locks in the Unicorn Tamer. Zyro screams in pain and tries to not tap, but thankfully for him, Ren cracks the back of Masamune's head with Plank. She helps him regain his bearings as Ferb comes in and hits her with the Perfect Tool ripcord forearm smash. He rolls her out of the ring and sees the barely conscious Zyro stumble to his knees, look over to Plank, and put the two together. Ferb drags Zyro to Plank and hits a Gotch style piledriver on Zyro, onto the piece of lumber, and pins.
1…2…3. Masamune dives onto the pin just as the three count was made and the bell rings.
"Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, Ferb." Ferb rolls out of the ring and celebrates as Masamune looks at the ref in disbelief as the show comes to a close.
Results:
PCU (Kevin and Rolf) defeats The LRIB (Shawn Collins and Owen Jones) via pinfall
Kyoya defeats Kon Kijura via DQ.
Jake Meredith defeats Black Star via pinfall
Ferb Fletcher defeats Masamune Kadoya, Zyro Kuragane, and Johnny 2x4 via pinfall to qualify for the GVWL Intercontinental Championship match against Kevin and Bray Swanson.
GVWL Vengeance Card:
GVWL Intercontinental Championship: C) Kevin vs Bray Swanson vs Ferb Fletcher vs TBD
Purity Match: Luscious Marz vs Mitchel Zane.
GVWL World Tag Team Championship: C) Meredith Twins (Jake and Josh Meredith) vs Kyoya and Benkei.
Six Person Tag: DWMA (Kid, Soul, and Maka) vs Humanities Beacon (Ruby, Jaune, and Qrow.)
GVWL Cruiserweight Championship: C) Ben Parker vs Black Star
GVWL Television Championship Dog Collar Match: C) Tsubasa Ottori vs Gingka Hagane.
GVWL Women's Championship First Blood Match: C) Alexa Wilson vs Lanny Penn.
GVWL World Heavyweight Championship Steel Cage match: C) Phineas vs Ed