A/N: Set at the end of S04E06.
I'm convinced that Roman Roy has a micro dick and he always gets it wrong.
Roman finishes listening to his father's voice one more time, the unexpected gift that his brother kindly sent him. Deep fakes are weird and so is Kendall. He knows it's not malicious on Ken's part, it's just his way of showing affection, like the news articles he mocked up about his siblings for his 40th birthday. Still, he wonders what the board would say about the co-Interim CEO using cutting edge technology to make penis jokes using their dead father's voice.
He types out a reply to Kendall saying I totally jerked off to this and gets a vomit emoji in response. He sits back and stares out the car window, remembering all the times he rode in the back of his dad's car. Cars, buildings everywhere.
Roman Roy always gets it wrong. That's the sort of thing he can imagine his dad saying for real. He does always get it wrong. He picks the wrong movies to make and provokes his father when he's angry and gets jerked off by his personal trainer and can't fuck his girlfriend and sends dick pics to family members and repeatedly fires the woman he loves. What a joke he is (even if he has a folder full of pics to prove he doesn't have a micro dick).
Maybe he can get the tech geniuses to make a video of his dad saying I love you Romulus. He won't, but just the thought warms him a little.
Everyone expected Kendall to fall apart following their dad's death, self-destructing is his thing, but he's doing fine. Rome is the one crumbling, and no one even seems to have noticed.
He wants to forward the video to Gerri. She'll reply saying Your dick is fine Roman and they'll have a laugh together. She'll forgive him for everything and he won't be alone anymore.
He's arrived at his destination. He puts his phone away. It's too late to fix things with Gerri. Too late to fix things with his father. He always gets it wrong. He pops a pill as he gets out of the car.