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Piccolo: "God I'm lonely BLARG!"

Piccolo spits out egg with hatches with the Pokemon egg hatching music then grows up with the Mario Mushroom sound effect.

Piccolo: "We good?"

Bansuri nods his head accompanied by the opening to Party Up by DMX.

Piccolo: "WOO!"

Cut to Kami on the Lookout.

Kami: "Awww, heartwarming family bonding moments"

Cut to montage of Piccolo and Bansuri sending each other into rockfaces and the ground to the tune of X Gon' Give It To Ya by DMX.

Kami: "Nevermind!"

SpongeBob 5 years later scene.

Baba: "Wanna see something cool?"

Bansuri: "Okay"

Inception horn accompanied by Star Wars hyperdrive visual effect.

Bansuri: "WOOOW!"

Cut to Piccolo in wasteland.

Piccolo: "I am so lonely~ All on my oooOOH WHAT IS THAT!"

Raditz: "Damn! Wrong alien!"

Piccolo: "But you just came from space"

Raditz: "B*tch you're green!"

Raditz flies off.

Cut to Kame House.

Goku: "Check out my kid!"

Raditz: "Cool kid bro'"

Goku: "Wait what?"

Raditz kicks Goku in the groin and steals Gohan, flying away quickly after.

Goku: "My kid!"

Piccolo: "Your kid is weak and so are you. Team up?"

Goku: "Yeah!"

Both fly together to face Raditz.

Raditz holding Gohan who is explaining the Fitness Gram PACER Test before being thrown into the pod with the sound of miscellaneous braking noises.

Goku and Piccolo arrive.

Goku: "Gimme my kid!"

Raditz: "No! It's mine now!"

Goku: "Gimme!"

Raditz: "Noo!"

Raditz and Goku slap fight each other with cat fighting sound effects.

Piccolo: "Demon's Penetrating Light Gun!"

Piccolo fires the Special Beam Cannon hitting both of them with both landing with a thud.

Krillin: "Yay! the Saiyan is gone!"

Piccolo: "The world is mine!"

Scouter on Raditz' face makes radio tuning noises.

Nappa: "Sweet! Free world!"

Vegeta: "Dibs"

Piccolo: "Damn it!"

Krillin: "Oh no! More Saiyans!"

Piccolo: "Toughen up"

Piccolo flies away.

Cut to Fortuneteller Baba's house.

Piccolo: "The world will end if you don't give me my kid"

Baba: " 'K"

Bansuri appears with a wizard hat.

Piccolo: "Ditch the hat, it's time to kick ass"

Bansuri balls the hat into his hands and opens his hands after to show the hat is gone.

Piccolo: "...Okay that's a good trick"

Cut to Kami's Lookout with the Guardian looking at the gathered humans.

Kami: "Piccolo has a 5 year old kid tougher than you lot. Toughen up"

Krillin: "Am I gonna die?"

Kami: "Funnily enough no"

Cut to Gohan in a cave.

Gohan: "Secret training~ Secret training~ In the mountain~ Secret, secret secret, secret training~"

Cut to Kami's Lookout.

Kami: "Goku's gonna be late"

Humans: "Oh no!"

Kami: "Unless..."

Cut to wasteland with Piccolo and Bansuri.

Bansuri: "Telemarketer?"

Kami: "No, God that needs your help"

Bansuri: "Not religious though"

Kami: "World will end if you don't"

Bansuri: "World ends every 24 hours, it's called a day. But ok"

Cut to Snake Way.

Goku: "Kami said someone will pick me up from school but no one's here yet"

Bansuri: "Snatch and run"

Bansuri and Goku appear on Lookout.

Goku: "Hey! we're back!"

Kami: "It's all gone to $hit!"

Cut to battlefield.

Vegeta: [Holds Piccolo by the neck] "Any last words?"

Piccolo: "Your hair looks stupid"

Neck snap,

Bansuri and Goku arrive.

Bansuri: "Everything you have ever done has been a mistake, your parents never loved you, you have no drip and no b*tches"

Vegeta: "W-what?!"

Bansuri: "Freakout"

Vegeta is suddenly in the Dr Who opening.

Vegeta: "What the fuuuuuuu"

Montage of Vegeta getting the tar beat out of him.

Gohan: [flies by on Nimbus hitting Vegeta with the Power Pole] Drive by sucker!"

Vegeta: "Get 86'd"

Gohan falls through a Portal and lands in Bansuri's hand.

Bansuri: [Running away with Gohan] "Doing some child care practical"

Goku: "Okay!"

Cut to next scene.

Bansuri: "If you're gonna be violent, do it right"

Gohan: "Okay!"

Krillin: "This seems like a bad lesson"

Bansuri cast Curaga, Krillin is healed for 9999.

Krillin: "I'm totally on your side"

Bansuri: "That's great, now help me deal with the monkey"

Krillin: "Monkey?"

Cut to Great Ape Gohan roar.

Bansuri: "Monkey"

Cut to Goku and Vegeta fight.

Goku: "King Kai's Fist!"

Vegeta: "Who and what now?"

Goku slugs Vegeta in the face.

Vegeta: "OW! Prick!"

Vegeta jumps up and charges up the Galick Gun.

Vegeta: "Galick Gun FIRE!"

Goku: "Turtle Destruction Wave!"

Beams clash

Goku: "Times 4!"

Kamehameha blasts through the Galick Gun and sends Vegeta flying upward.

Cut back to the Great Ape fight

Bansuri: "Hey Gohan! What's 9x9?"

Great Ape: [Confused Ape noises]

Krillin: "Ki Circle Cut!"

Destructo Disc instantly goes from hand to cutting off the Great Ape tail, the transformation back to Gohan accompanied by the Mario losing power up sound.

Cut to Bansuri using Curaga on Goku, healing him for 9999.

Vegeta thuds to the ground.

Bansuri: "There are ten million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd!

Quick cut to Vegeta in his pod launching away.

Brief pause.

Goku: "How're we gonna-"

Bansuri: "Space!"

Cut to Bulma's house.

Goku: "Bulma help?"

Bulma: [Nods] "Bulma help"

Cut to Goku's house.

Chi-chi: [indecipherable crying noises]

Goku: "Going to Namek"

Bansuri: "Going to Namek"

Krillin: "Going to Namek"

Gohan: "Going to Namek?"

Chi-chi: "NO!"

Bansuri: "Test to see if he can handle himself before Namek?"

Chi-chi: "...Fine"

Bruce Faulkner DBZ ending theme.