Full Title: Tuna Jump 2: Return of the Corleone
The story begins in Cat/Robbie's apartment where the gang is watching That's a Drag (Cat's favorite show from Sam & Cat)
"I still hate how the company canceled this show 10 years ago." Cat says
"Yeah well it came back for a revival so that's good." Said Robbie
"It's a shame that you had to give back the set that was in your Nona's old apartment." Jade says
"Not all of it. I still have the zebra lamp that's in my and Robbie's bedroom." Cat says
"Plus the blue couch is in there too." Said Robbie
"But won't they notice it being gone?" André asked
"André this show came back like two years ago." Trina replied
"Yeah they probably got a new one now since in their universe, they got their place remolded." Beck says
"They probably don't even care that one item from the old set is gone." Tori says
The doorbell rings
"Who could be at the door at this time?" Beck asked
"And why do they always have to interrupt us when we're trying to watch TV?" Trina asks
"Don't know. Tori go answer it." Jade replies
"Why? This is Cat and Robbie's place so shouldn't they go and answer it?" Tori asked
"Watching TV!" Cat and Robbie yelled
"Ugh fine." Tori said
Tori walks to the door and opens it and sees 22 year old Dice Corleone (from Sam & Cat) on the other side as the audience cheers
"Uh hello." Tori said
"Is Cat here?" Dice asked
"Why does that voice sound familiar?" Cat asked
"Because it's me, Cat." Dice replies
"Dice!" Cat yelled
"The guy who had better hair than Beck?" Jade asks
"What now?" Beck asked
"Long time no see Corleone." Robbie says
"What are you doing here, Dice and how did you know where I lived?" Cat asked
"You gave me your address remember." Dice replies
"Oh yeah." Cat said
"So why are you here?" Jade asked
"I have a problem. Remember that tuna fish incident that happened about 10 years ago?" Dice asked
Flashbacks to #TheKillerTunaJump are shown
"Cat no!" Past Sam yelled
"I'm gone!" Past Cat yells
"CAT!" Yelled Past Sam
Past Cat drives off but crashes into the camera lift which sends Past Freddie and Past Robbie into the tank
"Whoa!" Yelled Past Freddie and Past Robbie as they fall into the tuna fish tank and get bit by the fish
The flashback ends
"I still have that on video." Jade says
"That's mean." Trina says
"How long have you known me?" Jade asked
"Anyways the police found out that since a tuna jump didn't occur and that I never gave people their money back, I have to go to court for this." Dice says
"Wait if this happened nearly 10 years ago, why are you just now going to court?" Tori asked
"I don't know but I don't want to go to jail." Dice says
"Wouldn't you go to juvie instead?" Cat asked
"I'm 22 years old, Cat. I'm not a kid anymore. Who knows how many years I could get." Dice replies
"Don't worry Dice we'll help you." Robbie said
"We?" Jade asked
"Yes Jade you are a witness after all." Cat replies
"Yeah since I saw that video of Freddie and Robbie getting hurt which the police probably have as evidence." Dice says
"What time do you have to be at the courthouse?" André asked
"Tomorrow at 9AM." Dice replied
"I have to be up by 9?" Trina asked
"On a Saturday too?" Jade asks
"Okay we will be there after Jade and I drop off our baby at my mom's." Beck said
"Aw you have a baby?" Dice asked
"No he lied so we don't have to go." Jade replies
"I can see you haven't changed much." Dice says
We now flip to the courthouse where the gang walks in and sees Dice in a tux
"Nice tux." Robbie says
"Thanks." Dice said
"This better not last long." Jade says
"We only got 30 minutes." Beck said
Soon the judge walks in and it happens to be Helen from Drake & Josh
"You guys again?" Helen asked
"Okay are you a judge now or what?" Tori asks
"I don't ask about your life so don't ask about mine." Helen replies
"Fair enough." Tori says and sits down
"Now which one of you is Diceneo Jay Corleone?" Helen asked
"That would be me, your honor." Dice replied
"Now it has been brought to me that about 10 years ago you held a tuna fish jump, made people pay for tickets but no jump happened and two people got hurt?" Helen asks
"I'm one of the people who got hurt." Robbie says
"Silence!" Helen yelled
"Yes, your honor. That is correct." Dice replies
"Do you have anyone who can help plead your case?" Helen asked
"Yes I do. My first witness is my friend and old neighbor, Catarina Valentine Shapiro." Dice replied
Cat goes on stage and sits in the seat next to Helen
"Hi." Cat says
"Cat I was told that you locked your old roommate in a closet, took over for her to jump the tank but failed thus sending your boyfriend into the tank and getting seriously hurt. Is that true?" Helen asked
"Yes, Helen." Cat replied
"When we're in court, it's your honor." Helen said
"Sorry." Cat says
"Please don't let her autism get to her." André says
"Do you care to explain why you did all that?" Helen asked
"Well I just wanted to protect Sam from getting hurt. Even though I was made at her for stealing my friend Jade from me, I still cared for her and didn't want to see her get hurt or possibly died. Trust me after Robbie got sent to the hospital and after talking with Sam, I felt so bad." Cat replied
"You're a good friend to her." Helen says
"Well she and I haven't really talked to each other in years but thanks. Can I go back to my seat now?" Cat asked
"Sure, baby girl." Helen replies
"Thanks for the help, Cat." Dice said
"No problem, Dice." Cat says
Dice soon hooks up his laptop on the monitor and turns on the projector so everyone can see the screen
"Okay my next witness couldn't be here in person so I found a way to contact him and asked him to appear on a zoom call. I now bring in on video call Fredward B. Benson." Dice says
Freddie now appears on the zoom call as the audience cheers for his appearance
"Hola." Freddie says
"Hi Freddie!" Cat yelled
"I see he got home safe." Trina says
"Fredward Benson is it? Tech producer of iCarly?" Helen asked
"Yes, your honor." Freddie replied
"How did you get yourself involved in that boy's tuna fish incident?" Helen asked
"Well I was coming home from college one day then I got a call from Cat who made up a lie to get me to come to LA because she was mad at Sam for stealing Jade. Soon I met her then boyfriend turned husband Robbie who did irritate me at first but now I see we have things in common. Anyways he and I went to see the tuna jump but we got injured baldy." Freddie replies
"Do you think this was on purpose?" Helen asked
"No Cat told me what happened so I forgave her. It took 4 weeks for me to heal but other than that I have no further questions regarding the tuna fish incident." Freddie said
"Thank you for your time." Helen says
"Adios me amigos." Freddie said
Freddie leaves the zoom call
Flip scene to where Cat's Nona is on stage as the audience cheers
"Your Nona was there too?" Tori asked
"Yes! Hi Nona!" Cat yelled
"Hi Cat!" Nona yelled
"Mrs. Valentine how did you get involved in this tuna fish fiasco?" Helen asked
"Well Cat and Dice told me about it when we were eating lunch at this robot restaurant. Then later on, I went to support her former roommate until I discovered it was Cat in a disguise." Nona replies
"Are you mad that this young boy stole money from you?" Helen asked
"Not at all." Nona replies
"Thank you, Nona." Dice said
"I have to say you look very different than you did 10 years ago." Nona said
"Well I think this is going very well." Jade said
"I wouldn't talk yet Mrs. Oliver because you're the final one to come on stage." Helen says
"Glad we don't have to go up there." Trina said
"Well the rest of us were not involved in it since you were in another state for college while André, Beck and I were doing our projects for Sikowitz." Tori says
Flip scene to where Jade is on stand and Helen plays the video of Freddie and Robbie falling into the tank which is from Jade's SplashFace channel
"Care to explain why you decided to upload this video of these boys falling in that tank?" Helen asked
"I thought it would be funny for people to see." Jade replies
"Posting videos of people getting badly injured is not funny!" Helen yelled
"Look, Helen it was just a simple accident that happened almost 10 years ago." Jade says
"According to your post you wrote 'Was upset I didn't see Sam jump the killer tuna fish but I was happy to see two nerds get badly hurt. FEELING: Satisfied'" Helen says
"You seriously posted it online?" Tori asked
"How could you?" Robbie asked
"It's not that big of a deal." Jade replied
"5 million people saw it." Helen says
"Wow that's more than the video she posted me getting hurt because of Robbie's dumb old puppet." Trina said
"I'm surprised you still remember that." André says
"I still have the scars, Harris." Trina says
Flip scene to where Helen is doing some paperwork
"Well Diceneo after looking back at these cases, it doesn't look good for you." Helen said
"Wait why doesn't he just host a new tuna jump so he doesn't have to go to jail?" Cat asked
"Wow that's a good idea." Dice replies
"I doubt those fish are still alive after 10 years." Tori replied
"Actually Tori they are." Dice replied
"How did you find out my name? I never told you." Tori asks
"Oh Cat told me about you. Plus because of those cheekbones." Dice replies
"How can they still be alive?" Beck asked
"Even I'm surprised." Dice replies
"Okay he can do a re-host but who are you going to get to jump it?" Helen asked
"Not me that's for sure." Trina says
"I'm too old to be doing that." Nona says
"I'll do it. As long as Cat doesn't lock me in my closet, give me square pizza and pretend to be me so she can fail again." Jade says
"Relax Jade I won't go through that again." Cat said
"I will be there but if it fails, you will be sentenced to 24 months in prison!" Helen said and walks away
"You're really going through this?" Trina asked
"Yeah why would I say I'd do it if I wasn't going to do it?" Jade asked
"Just don't get hurt." Beck says
"Please nothing can hurt Jadelyn West/Oliver." André says
"Never use my full name, Andrew." Jade said
"Well thank you for the help Jade. Going to jail at 22 does not sound fun." Dice said
"Yeah whatever hair boy." Jade says and walks away
"I've been to jail before I was 22." Cat said
"We all have." Tori says
"Not three times like me." Cat said
"Wait what other crime did you commit?" Robbie asked
"Back in the beginning of 2014, Sam and I might have accidentally stolen money from a gas station ATM." Cat said
"What now?" Nona asked
"I didn't think it was stealing. All I did was type in buttons and cash spits out. Isn't that what an ATM is?" Cat asked
"I can't believe you two did that without me! I mean Cat you should be ashamed of yourself!" Jade yelled
"Good talk." Beck says
Jade Oliver TwitFlash Update: "About to jump over some stupid tuna fish on a motorcycle so Cat's old neighbor doesn't have to go to jail. Don't know why I agreed to this shit but whatever. Wish me luck or I will haunt your dreams!"
The scene cuts to the place where the tuna fish are at where the bleachers and stage lights are still there which gives Robbie flashbacks
"This brings up a lot of memories." Robbie says
"You'll be fine, hon." Nona said
Lane is seen among a group of people
"Hey guys." Lane said
"What are you doing here?" Tori asked
"To see Jade jump the tuna." Lane replies
"How did you know about it?" Asked André
"Uh she tweeted it to TwitFlash." Lane replied
"Okay, then." André says
"You follow Jade on TwitFlash?" Cat asked
"Yeah I follow all of you guys on there." Lane replies
Jade comes in on a motorcycle she "borrowed" from someone as Dice walks up to her
"You know how to do this?" Dice asked
"Duh I'm almost 30." Jade replies
"Okay sorry." Dice said
The others are sitting with Lane when Judge Helen sits in the bottom row
"Helen?" Lane asked
"Lane." Helen says
"What are you..." Lane said but gets cut off
"She's sort of a judge now." André replies
"After being a manager at a theater in San Diego, being principal at Hollywood Arts and hosting a talk show in New York, it doesn't surprise me." Lane says
"Watch her be a cop next." Beck said
"Don't test me, Oliver." Helen said
"I wouldn't count on it." Nona says
Cat's phone rings as Freddie is requesting to video chat
"Well hello, Freddie Benson." Cat says
"Hey how did it go with your friend at court?" Freddie asked
"Well Helen forced Dice into hosting a new tuna jump." Tori replies
"So who's going to be the one who jumps the tank since Sam is gone?" Freddie asked
"Jade is." Robbie replied
"Say what?" Freddie asked
Dice grabs a microphone
"Oh it's about to start!" Cat yelled
"Thank you all for coming. Even though this is nearly 10 years late, I want to say thanks for taking time to come to the make up of the tuna jump." Dice said
"Just announce me already!" Jade yelled
"Give it up for Jade Oliver!" Dice yells
Jade starts up the motorcycle
"You got this Jade!" Cat yelled
"Be careful baby." Beck said
"Make sure you don't miss it!" Trina yells
"Trina!" Everyone yelled
"Sorry." Trina says
"In 5, 4, 3, 2 , 1!" Everyone but Jade yells but Freddie forgot the 1
"Who didn't say 1?" Tori asked
"It's not my fault! I've been doing this since September of 2007!" Freddie yelled
Jade is now driving her motorcycle and drives up the ramps to the tank and makes it going at 75 miles per hour
"She did it!" Cat yelled
"Wow." Lane says
Everyone cheers for Jade as she takes her helmet off
"I nailed that son of a bitch." Jade says
"Excellent work Jade." Tori says
"Not bad. Now I can go. Peace." Freddie says on video chat and clicks end video
"Great job." Beck said and kissed Jade
"We knew you could do it." Cat says
"Sikowitz would be proud." Lane says
"Okay stop talking about it!" Jade yelled
"Wait so what happens with Dice?" Robbie asked
"Yeah is he still going to jail?" André asked
"After seeing Jade's performance, hell no. Diceneo your records are wiped. You will no longer go to jail. Now I'm off to meet up with some old friends in San Diego." Helen says
Helen's phone is ringing and her caller ID reads San Diego State Prison: Parker, Drake
"Ugh Drake will you stop calling me from the landline and take your punishment like a man." Helen says and exits the scene
"Who's Drake?" Nona asked
The others quickly change the subject
"Thanks for all the help you guys." Dice said
"No problem kid." Trina says
"Again I'm 22." Dice said
"He doesn't even look like a kid anymore." Robbie says
"I don't think the rest of us ever met him." André says
"Here I got his old profile pic from 2013." Cat said and shows everyone what Dice looked like in 2013-2014
"Your hair looks fuzzy." Trina says
"Because it was fuzzy." Dice said
"And your current hair still looks better than Beck's." Jade adds
"Puberty hit you like a bitch." Nona says
"I wish Sam was here to see this." Tori said
"The old iCarly girl. Isn't she in that biker gang?" Lane asked
"Yes." Cat replies
"I hope to never do this again." Jade says
"Guess I'll see you around." Dice says and walks away into the sunset
"How is his hair better than mine?" Beck asks
"Just say you both have great hair and call it a day." Robbie says
"I wonder if I'll see Dice again." Cat said
"I'm sure you will, dear." Nona said as the episode comes to an end.
The End
Ending Tagline: "I nailed that son of a bitch." -Jade
A/N Hope you enjoyed this special 45 minute episode. This is a sequel to the Sam & Cat episode #TheKillerTunaJump. Since that episode never got a proper sequel, I wrote this out in response. Freddie appears in one scene on a zoom call and Lane appears near the end. Helen's careers from Drake & Josh, the Victorious episode Helen Back Again and the Game Shakers episode Tiny Pickles (only watched it for her as I was slowly getting interested in it) are mentioned. Also Sam Puckett makes a small cameo when flashbacks to #TheKillerTunaJump are shown! Dice and Nona from Sam & Cat are featured so I guess this can be considered a mini crossover.