Inhuman Nature and Hala and Is It Kree You're Looking For
Walking through the mall was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Grundy, Greg, Alien Guts, Evil Silver Banshee, Repteel and Midaredouji as well as Tristan, Candy, Olivia Boone, Booster Gold, Black Orchid And Gamora and we were there for some shopping fun. We had tons and tons of bags full of stuff.
Me: Nothing like a little fun at the mall for some awesome shopping.
Nico: You said it.
Eli: It's always fun to come here.
Camie: It sure is.
Leni: I totes love coming to the mall. It's my second home away from home.
Me: (LAUGHS) Every teen loves coming to the mall.
Varie: They sure do.
Lola: Yeah it's awesome.
Tristan: It sure is.
Nico: Tristan, I want to thank you, Grundy, and your teams for coming.
Tristan: No problem Nico. It's always fun to help everyone.
Me: It sure is.
Candy: I like all of this too. It's so awesome.
Qin: It sure is.
Nico: Candy, are you glad that you and me are back together?
Candy: I sure am Nico. It's so awesome and fun.
Qin: It's awesome too.
Candy: Yeah I agree. And the best part is that I have awesome candy powers.
Varie: Yeah it sure is cool.
Camie: Yep.
Nico: Do you give the mascots any candy?
Candy: I sure do and they love it. They have the most awesome sweet tooths ever.
Me: They and my daughter Mary both. Oh man she LOVES ALL candy.
Nicole: Yeah my sister Mary can't get enough of it.
Qin: No kidding.
Lola: Yeah.
Girl Jordan: And I love some good candy.
Nico: Yeah who DOESN'T love good candy. Especially (SLURPS) COOKIES AND CREAM!
We laughed!
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Boy yesterday was awesome. But man Girl Jordan you went really bonkers on Lego Carnage and Carnom too.
Girl Jordan: (Chuckles nervously) Sorry about that. But yeah that was fun.
Nico: Technically, it was just Carnom.
Girl Jordan: I know but it was Lego Venom and Carnage merged together. Still the same 2 Symbiotes nonetheless.
Qin: She does have a point.
Me: Yeah but it was still an awesome mission.
Nico: Yep it sure was.
Lana: I thought it was fun too.
Juran: That Carnom saying he is Order gave me the chills.
Me: That is for sure.
Laney: No kidding.
Me: Soon Kang will meet his maker and it will be painful.
Lola: J.D. you should use the power of the Soul Infinity stone to snap him out of existence.
Me: Whoa! Lola no! I am not doing that. It's too powerful and I could easily wipe out all life in the universe that way. Lego Kang is going into the M.O.E.
Nico: Good call there.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: The next one probably won't be easy.
Me: No but it will still be a fun adventure nonetheless.
Xenia: Yeah it will be cool.
Nico: Yep. For now lets just have some fun.
Poromon and the mascots came.
Poromon: Hey guys!
Nico: What's up Poromon?
Poromon: Not much. We're just here to enjoy some shopping fun too.
Me: Cool cool.
Qin: Yeah.
Poromon: And I'm buying stuff too.
Me: Cool.
Nico: Awesome.
We got to shopping more. We went and bought clothes, toys, games, comics, jewelry and more.
Poromon was buying a lot of stuff. It was all technological stuff for something he has planned.
Poromon says it a surprise.
We continued shopping and more. Later we were at the food court having lunch and a really good pizza.
Poromon was eating pepperoni slices.
I was eating really cheesy pizza.
Me: (eating) Mmm! Delicious pizza.
Nico: You said it.
Xenia: It's all really good food.
We had a great lunch.
Poromon burped.
Poromon: Oh pardon me.
Me: No worries.
Qin: Still awesome food.
We had a great lunch. But then Lincoln gave us shocking news.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency, and this is one person we're not going to like in the slightest: Sheila, are you familiar with someone by the name of Tina Tiberius Turner?
Sheila: (GASPS) That no good queen bee monster?! What the hell is she doing here?!
Suddenly, the rest of the team arrived.
Nico: Wow, you guys got here quick, and you know her, Sheila?
Sheila: I wish I hadn't, Tina Tiberius Turner is a horrible queen bee girl that ABSOLUTELY HATES me with a vengeance, and she did all kinds of HORRIBLE pranks on me to make me suffer.
We gasped.
Me: What a bitch!
Sheila: That's not even word I'd describe her, but I was too smart to fall for any of her stupid pranks. However, I'd decided that enough was enough, so I started to gather evidence on her by going to the kids whom she'd pranked and humiliated, and I was able to gather tons of evidence and testimonies from everyone. Then, all of us went to the principal and we showed him and all the teachers all of the evidence against Tina, and they were furious. They called her down to the office, and they decided on a punishment fitting for her: Tina was expelled from school, and her parents were forced to pay all of Tina's victims compensation for the pranks she'd done unto them which drained their savings down to nothing, and having had enough of their heartless daughter, her parents disowned Tina and sent her to a sent to a boarding school for spoiled brats. And now, Tina is back and she wants REVENGE on me!
We were livid, and immediately, we had murder on our minds.
Me: That...goddamn...heartless, little...!
Nico: That's it, that bitch is heading for The Xaikora Prison for the rest of her life.
Eric Loud: Without a doubt. Sheila, don't worry, that bitch isn't laying one hand on you or our kids.
Sheila: I know, Eric. If she so much as threatens you or our kids, she's getting my foot right up her ass.
Lynn: Oh yeah! Awesome you guys are at the mall.
Qin: Yep we sure are.
Lynn: Cool.
Sheila then heard a Pokemon cry.
Sheila: Hear that?
Me: More than hear it. Look.
We saw a Moltres!
Me: Wow! The legendary Moltres! But oh man it hurt its wing.
Fluttershy: Aww the poor thing.
Moltres: I hurt my wing and can't fly.
Nico: Oh you poor thing.
Sheila: We'll heal you up.
Moltres: Thank you.
Me: Moltres is one of my favorite Pokemon.
Kayla Schmidt: It's awesome because I'm the gene-slammer of one.
Qin: Cool.
Moltres: That is cool.
Sheila: Here you go.
She healed Moltres up and it was better.
Moltres: Thank you. Ahh much better.
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as big as The Hulk.
The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.
Me: Uh oh, here we go!
Lincoln: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.
Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.
Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.
Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.
Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)
The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.
Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)
Lincoln: Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for Tina Tiberius Turner) AHA! Got you, you rampaging she-beast! I just spotted Tina, she's 20 yards away and she's out to kill you, Eric, and the kids, Sheila.
Sheila: That bitch, I knew she still hated me for getting her expelled and finding out that I have Eric as my husband and I now have kids. She's going to get it big time!
Lincoln: As it stands, she doesn't deserve to be running loose any further.
Nico: I agree!
Me: We better go find her then.
Nico: And Leo? You, Aurico, Otto, Ish, Sunny, and Apple White did good yesterday.
Leo: That was awesome.
Qin: Boy it sure was.
Lincoln: (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.
I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.
The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.
When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Tina Tiberius Turner.
Qin: She is bound to be close.
Lola: But we're ready for her and we're going to kick some butt.
Nico: Moltres, who do you want to stay with?
Moltres: Sheila. She helped me get better.
Sheila: Awesome.
Me: Wow! One of the legendary Pokemon as a mascot.
Qin: Yep. Won't be the last because we have Jirachi with us.
Lola: Yep.
We went to find her. We then saw a nasty trail of destruction. We then saw Tina Tiberius Turner and she was on the rampage hurting people and destroying cars and property.
Lori: There she is.
Nico: Just look at this place, that rampaging she-beast's wrecking the place!
Luna: This is even worse than Lynn and Lola's rampages in the past!
Me: I never forgot about those in the past, once we take care of her, Lincoln and I will fix the place with two snaps of our fingers
Eli: Right now, we better take care of that rampaging she-beast.
Lincoln: Already on it.
Lincoln fired rainbow energy blasts and elemental blasts which hit Tina Tiberius Turner and she really got hit hard. Then, we landed in front of that monster bitch, and she was growling like a fucked-up animal when she saw Sheila, Eric Loud, and their kids in Lori's arms along with all of us.
Tina Tiberius Turner: YOU GODDAMN BITCH! HOW DARE YOU SHOW YOUR FACE TO ME!
Sheila: Those are the words I want to say to you. How the Hell did you break out of that boarding school?!
Tina Tiberius Turner: I'm not saying anything, bitch! Now, you will die for throwing me in prison, and once I get through with you, your loser husband and dumb kids are next!
Tina Tiberius Turner ran at Sheila and was about to stab her with a knife!
Eric Loud: Get the Hell away from my wife and kids, you rampaging bitch!
Eric Loud grabbed Tina Tiberius Turner and threw her as she crashed into a wall. She got back up, but she was so pissed off.
Sheila: That was a nice throw, Eric. But, now she's pissed off beyond anyone's imagination, and that bitch has already lost it.
Nico: Bring it on.
Leni tried to punch her but was knocked out for her troubles.
Ed: Leni! NO ONE PUNCHES LENI!
He turned into EDZILLA!
Edzilla: ED SMASH BAD GIRL!
He went and smashed and pulverized and bashed her all over.
KRASMASH! KRASMASH! KRASMASH! KRASMASH!
Jessica Shannon: I am NOT being knocked out this time! Kamen Rider!
She turned into a hornet rider!
Jessica: I am KAMEN RIDER STINGER!
Nico: Nice!
Me: A Hornet Dragon Knight Rider! Cool!
Kit Taylor: Awesome!
Maximum Ride: WILD ACCESS!
She turned into a Cerise Ranger for the Peregrine Falcon!
Maximum Ride: FLYING FALCON! WILD FORCE CERISE!
NEBULA! PLEASE!
Sakura Avalon: HENSHIN!
She turned into a NEBULA STAR RIDER FOR WIZARD!
Sakura Avalon: I am KAMEN RIDER NEBULA!
Me: Awesome!
Ax: GO GALACTIC!
He turned into a Jupiter Lost Galaxy Ranger!
Ax: GALAXY POWER! LOST GALAXY ORANGE!
BLACK HOLE! PLEASE!
Shannon: HENSHIN!
She turned into a Black Hole themed Rider for Wizard!
Shannon: I AM KAMEN RIDER DARK SPACE!
Silverstream: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! POWER STAR! LOCK IN! READY! NINJA SPIN!
She turned into a Magenta Ranger for Ninja Steel!
Silverstream: BONDS OF THE NINJA! NINJA STEEL MAGENTA!
Akira: BATTLE FEVER J!
He turned into a ranger for Laos!
Akira: BATTLE FEVER LAOS!
THUNDER! ZEUS!
Hikaru: HENSHIN!
He turned into a W Rider for those!
Hikaru: I AM KAMEN RIDER THUNDERGOD!
Ed Grant: HENSHIN!
COCONUT ARMS! HARD AS A NUT!
He turned into a Coconut Rider for Gaim!
Ed Grant: I AM KAMEN RIDER KOKONATTSU!
Chris: READY! SPD EMERGENCY!
He turned into a Purple Ranger for SPD!
Chris Taylor: 8! SPD PURPLE!
They were ready!
Me: Awesome!
Nico: Cool!
Moltres charged at her.
Moltres: Try this!
She fired a powerful fire blast and it hit her and burned her all over.
Me: Nice one!
Sheila: You are going to love this.
She fired a wave of webs and tied Tina up in a HUGE SPIDERWEB!
Tina Tiberius Turner: WHAT THE!? LET ME GO YOU BITCH!
Moltres used Overheat and burned her all over.
Nico: Burned!
Sheila: You are a pathetic loser Tina!
Her eyes turned blue and took her clothes off and revealed a green jumpsuit.
She then had her eyes split into 8 eyes and then she got extra legs and then she turned into SHREDLEGS!
Tina Tiberius Turner: WHAT THE!? YOU'RE A FUCKING FREAK!
Her jumpsuiit was ripped off.
Nico: She's in for it now.
Shredlegs went at her and looked her in the face.
Shredlegs: You are a monster and nothing but a PETTY PATHETIC MAMA'S PRINCESS! No wonder your fucking family hated your fucking guts! Because they were scared of you! You were the devil in human skin!
Tina Tiberius Turner: YOU MAKE ME FUCKING SICK! YOU RUINED MY LIFE SHEILA! I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU TO PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE! YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER! ALWAYS HAVE BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE!
Nico: Shut your fucking trap you bitch! NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU!
Lupin III: Mind if I join in?
He jumped and kicked and punched Tina all over and knocked out some of her teeth.
Horsea squirted ink and covered her in it.
Tina Tiberius Turner: YOU ARE ALL DISGUSTING!
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Poromon got drunk and then threw bottles and they hit her in her face.
SMASH SMASH SMASH!
Nico: Nice!
Jenna Jellyfish: How about this one!
She summoned LOTS OF Jellyfish and they went at her and surrounded her.
Tina Tiberius Turner: Uh oh!
Then...
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
She screamed in pain as they stung her and zapped her big time to the point where her skeleton showed.
Tentacool: I want to join in!
Tentacool fired laser blasts and blasted Tina and then she blasteed her with a lightning ray.
ZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!
Me: Ouch! Ooh! Pipp your perfume that didn't sell will be perfect for this.
I pulled out a bottle of perfume and sprayed it all over Tina.
THEN THERE WAS A RUMBLE! Then we saw NUMBEROUS CRITTERS!
Hitch Trailblazer: The critters? Oh I get it!
They smelled the perfume and chittered and they dogpiled onto Tina!
They smashed and pulverized and bashed and blasted her.
Qin: WHOA! What was that perfume made of?
Me: Izzy accidentally put garbage into the perfume that Pipp made for a launch and the critters really like it.
Fluttershy: (LAUGHS) That is too cute.
Qin: It sure is.
Lana: Cool! That is my kind of perfume.
Me: (LAUGHS) Garbage scented for Lana.
Nico: Very clever!
Me: Yeah!
Pipp Petal: That perfume is perfect for this.
Me: Yep.
Hitch called the critters back.
Hitch Trailblazer: Good job critters.
Nico: We're not done yet!
Sheila reverted back and had her clothes on again.
Sheila: Time for the main event!
Suddenly, Sheila Castille's yellow eyes turned neon yellow, and she was surrounded by a green energy aura with stars, webs, rocks, spiders, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she unholstered her massive Sheila Castille's Underground Shredlegs Earth Spider Greatsword of Underground Spider Nature Justice from her back, and as she approached Tina Tiberius Turner, she left green energy, stars, webs, rocks, spiders, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Sheila: You've got some goddamn nerve showing your ugly face again, Tina, I can't ever forget what I've had to go through because of you. You have and always be a heartless bitch who has shown no compassion towards me at all, all you ever cared about was yourself and wanting to see me die and did all those pranks to make me suffer, but I was too smart for the likes of you. I don't regret what I did exposing all of your crimes. You were always nothing more than a rampaging bitch who enjoyed causing misery to me and everyone who gets in your way. I've absolutely had it up to hear with you, Tina, you're nothing more than a pathetic lowlife bitch and forget about heading back to the boarding school for spoiled brats, what you've done in coming after me for revenge is about to get you a one-way trip to prison where you will stay there until the day you die.
Suddenly, Sheila Castille was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with stars, webs, spiders, and Earth surrounding the vortex, there are spiders, phoenixes, angels, and Shredlegs running and flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a grey phoenix with red eyes glaring at Tina Tiberius Turner: the red eyes of death.
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Now, this is going to be good! I hope she tears him apart piece by piece!
Tina Tiberius Turner: YOU FUCKING BITCH! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FUCKING DIE?!
Tina Tiberius Turner charged at the vortex still intending to kill Sheila, but that bitch got hit with a rock and she screamed in agony as it damaged her face.
Eli: Ooh, now that's going to leave a scar on her! Serves her right!
Lincoln: And it's one she'll take with her to prison!
Then, as the vortex faded, Sheila Castille emerged, but she was changed forever.
Sheila Castille-Loud remained tall at 7'9" in height, she has gold bracers on her biceps and thighs and she now has eleven large green orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has spring green highlights in the bangs of her long flowing green hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon yellow eyes, and a green energy aura with stars, rocks, webs, spiders, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Shredlegs holding the Earth Kanji in its legs emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with green iris, she has on spiders earrings with green crystals for the eyes and the Earth and Eternity Kanji in its legs, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with green gems on the gold leaf links and green crystal links and green spider-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is Shredlegs with green crystals for the eyes and holding the Earth and Eternity Kanjis in its legs for the pendant and she has on a white and gold-accented choker on her neck. Sheila Castille has on a long sleeveless purple blouse, purple short-sleeved top with a green phoenix and rocks on it, lavender pants, lavender legwarmers, spring green shoes with butterflies on it, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, rocks, webs, spiders, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Shredlegs surrounded by rocks and Earth. Suddenly, Sheila Castille felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive green angel wings with light green tips on the large green feathers grew much bigger for her new body. Sheila Castille has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger, Blue Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger, and gold wedding ring on her right pinky finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Sheila Castille's massive Sheila Castille's Underground Shredlegs Earth Spider Greatsword of Underground Spider Nature Justice and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of green energy, stars, rocks, webs, spiders, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Sheila Castille's Cosmic Eternal Underground Shredlegs Earth Spider Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Underground Shredlegs Earth Spider Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded green gems and Shredlegs etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged, brown blade, large brown spider heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large green gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large spider heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom is a spider head with green gems for eyes for the pommel. Sheila Castille has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Shredlegs' head with green gems for eyes and large green gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a dark green kanji below Shredlegs that said, "Sheila Castille-Loud, Gene-Slammer and Partner of Shredlegs, Dear Friend and Ally of The Underground Girls and The Turtles, Police Officer of The Gotham Royal York Police Department, Loving Wife of Eric Loud, Loving Mother of Beautiful Kids, Archenemy of Milos Masaryk Also Known As Unicorn, Loving Sister of Lupin and his Friends, Destroyer of Evil Montana Max, Destroyer of Ch'Rell, The Ultrom Shredder, and Tengu Shredder, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Earth, Spiders, Webs, Phoenixes, and Angels"
シーラ・カスティーユ・ラウド、ジーン・スラマーでありシュレッドレッグスのパートナー、アンダーグラウンド・ガールズとザ・タートルズの親愛なる友人であり同盟者、ゴッサム・ロイヤル・ヨーク警察署の警察官、エリック・ラウドの愛する妻、美しい子供たちの愛する母親、ミロス島の大敵マサリクは、ユニコーンとしても知られ、ルパンとその友人たちの愛する姉妹、悪のモンタナ・マックスの破壊者、チェレルの破壊者、ウルトロム・シュレッダー、そして宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主であるテング・シュレッダーとしても知られています。多元宇宙、そしてその先へ、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天上のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実と正義の真の女神、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺害者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な学生驚くべき強力な教師、そして地球、クモ、クモの巣、フェニックス、天使のマスターの集まり
Sheila Castille has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-UNDERGROUND GIRL-SHREDLEGS-SPIDER-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA EARTH STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL SPIDER PHOENIX ANGEL ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC EARTH STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL SPIDER PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC EARTH STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL SPIDER PHOENIX ANGEL HOPE!
We were amazed by Sheila Castille-Loud's Super Angel-Underground Girl-Shredlegs-Spider-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Eric Loud saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Tina saw it, she went ballistic and ran at her to kill her again, but Sheila fired a massive barrage of green energy, stars, rocks, webs, spiders, phoenixes, and angels which hits Tina Tiberius Turner, and she got hit and sent flying into another tree, she got back up, and that really really set her off now!
Sheila: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Star Earth Underground Spider Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Star Cosmic Earth Underground Spider Phoenix Angel Hope) You've had this coming for a very long time, Tina.
Suddenly, Tina Tiberius Turner was hit by a load of rocks and got buried in them. She got back out, but boy was she madder than Lori, Lynn, and Lola at the absolute worst of their wraths due to their Dark Sides.
Lynn: That wasn't from Tara.
Me: No, it wasn't, but I know someone who has the knack for burying assholes under tons of Earth.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long brown hair and flower clip in her hair, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful rainbow angel wings, she's dressed in a green short-sleeved frilly shirt, necklace with pearls and green gem for the pendant, green skirt, white bridal gloves, green knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix and angel with stars reflecting off them, and holstered on her back is a massive gold angel greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, gold chain for the guard, and gold pointed tip for the pommel.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Grace Knudson.
Me: I knew it was her alright!
Sakura Knudson, Elaine Knudson, Marlene Knudson, Helena Knudson, Sophia Knudson, Emily Knudson, Abigail Knudson, Avery Knudson, Sumner, and Patti: Grace?!
Grace Knudson: Yep, Grace Knudson, God Sibling of Earth reporting for duty.
Sakura Knudson: It's so awesome to see you again, sis. Now, where were we?
Me: Oh yeah, kicking your ass and sending you straight to Hell for what you've done.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've got some nerve breaking out of the boarding school, Tina, but you really crossed the point of no return now.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Yeah, you've already pissed us off after Sheila told us, but we're not going to kill you, instead you're heading straight for prison where you'll be forced to take only cold showers and eat nothing but chum until the day you die.
Lincoln, Sheila, Eric Loud, and I went after Tina Tiberius Turner, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, green energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Tina Tiberius Turner, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, we attacked her with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my gold-plated claws, and he, Sheila, and I attacked her hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Tina Tiberius Turner even more insane and straight to the brink of insanity.
Tina Tiberius Turner: YOU! YOU! (ENRANGED SCREAM)
Tina Tiberius Turner charged right at us completely blind with homicidal rage and fury, but Nico, May, and Qin kicked her hard in the stomach and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness at him and she got hit hard and he slashed at her with his massive black greatsword, and Eric Loud blasted her with red and blue energy blasts. Then, Lincoln grabbed her by the waist with one of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails and he smashed her into the ground, and she was really getting messed up, and then, he threw her and sent her into a nearby tree.
Tina Tiberius Turner: (NTH-DEGREE FUCKED UP ENRAGED SCREAM) YOU BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Oh, shut it already.
Lincoln went at Tina Tiberius Turner and he proceeded to give that rampaging animal the beatdown of her miserable life. LINCOLN SLASHED KRYSTAL NOVVINGTON ON THE STOMACH WITH HIS GOLD-PLATED CLAWS, HE SLASHED OFF HER HAIR WITH HIS MASSIVE GREATSWORD, HE ALSO BROKE HER ARMS AND LEGS EVERY LAST BONE IN HER BODY, SMASHED HER TEETH OUT OF HER MOUTH, AND ALSO GAVE HER TWO BLACK EYES ALONG WITH A BROKEN BLOODY NOSE!
Me: OH DAMN! NICE ONE, LINCOLN, AND FUCK YOU, BITCH!
Nico: YEAH, GO TO HELL, YOU RAMPAGING SHE-BEAST!
That made Tina Tiberius Turner so mad, she eventually lost all traces of reason and started acting like the rampaging she-beast she really is. She went at us, but we kicked her hard into the air and Lincoln and Grace Knudson fired blasts of rock and earth and Tina Tiberius Turner was hit hard by the rocks and earth, when she came crashing down, she was literally a mess and she had her bones broken all over the place.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Looks like it's time we took care of this piece of trash for good.
Lincoln fired a massive ball of lightning which hit Tina Tiberius Turner and she got electrocuted badly and he tied her up in a rainbow straitjacket and beamed her to The Xaikora Prison. Everyone cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down and Sheila's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, eleven large green orbs orbiting around her legs, and massive green angel wings are permanent.
Lincoln: Good riddance forever, you lowlife, I hope you burn forever in Hell. (To Grace Knudson) And it's so good to see you again, Grace.
Grace Knudson: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's so good to see you, Mom, Dad, Varie, Elaine, Marlene, Helena, Sophia, Emily, Abigail, Avery, and Sakura again, J.D.
Me: You too, sis.
Lincoln went up to Grace Knudson and he hugged her, and Grace Knudson is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Grace Knudson: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D., your sisters, and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed, I do, Eli. Everyone, this is Grace Knudson, God Sibling of Earth, she's my Guardian Angel from Colorado and she is an awesome and very powerful girl with immense and extremely powerful earth powers and control over the forces of earth and nature. But, here's the one thing that's bound to blow your minds and leave you flabbergasted: she's also the younger sister of J.D., Sakura, Elaine, Helena, Sophia, Emily, Abigail, Avery, and Marlene, and just like J.D., Sakura, Helena, Sophia, Emily, Abigail, Avery, Marlene, and all of us, she was exposed to cosmic radiation and she gained omnipotent power as strong as ours and she also became an extremely powerful master of not just Earth, but also Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Lightning, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, and she also grew and sprouted massive rainbow angel wings and her eyes turned red and they also glow red: The Glare of Justice, and she became an extremely powerful force of justice and hope to all.
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Yeah, she's that powerful like us, and she defended Lincoln with an extremely fierce passion and she also trained him a lot and she also had added assistance from me as well, and she also knows how to give Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies an extremely powerful beatdown and they should know better than to underestimate her because she's also extremely strong, fast, and agile: a true warrior and tactician in the fields of battle. Lincoln made her a beautiful necklace and flower hair accessory, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when he comes of age, he will marry her, and she hates the jerks and all irredeemable villains, monsters, tyrants, bastards, bitches, and assholes with a blazing hot passion and she's also an expert when it comes to humiliating jerks and torturing criminals, and if you get her mad, WATCH OUT! YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER THE FURY OF EARTH AND MOTHER NATURE!
Nico: Yikes! That's another of your relatives no one wants to piss off not unless they want to get buried under tons of earth.
Lincoln: Yeah, no one wants to get electrocuted by her, and now that you're here, Grace.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Grace Knudson in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Grace Knudson: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Grace Knudson's neck with rainbow gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Grace Knudson: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Grace Knudson.
Grace Knudson had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them.
Nico: Nice job Sheila!
Sheila: Thanks Nico!
Leni got up.
Leni: (GROANS) What hit me?
Lincoln: Tina bashed you on your head and knocked you out.
Leni: Aw man!
Nico: Thanks for helping us, Moltres.
Moltres: It was really fun.
Me: It sure was. Now Tina is in the Xaikora prison for eternity.
Grace Knudson: She sure is.
Varie: Good riddance.
Poromon: I guess you're now a mascot.
Moltres: I sure am. And I don't really like beer that much. I like soda.
Poliwag did the puppy eyes.
Moltres: Poliwag I'm not going to fall for that.
Nico: Not even a legendary Pokemon like Moltres can fall for that trick.
Poliwag: Aw man. Worth a try.
Fluttershy: But if the mascots want to have a cute-off you got one.
Nico: A cute-off? That would be cool to see.
Poromon: If you don't want beer, that's fine. Right now, I have more shopping to do.
Me: Okay. Have fun.
Poromon: Thanks.
The mascots all went with him.
Me: So awesome.
Moltres: Poromon and his little pals are awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Sheila: They sure are.
Varie: Yeah. That's our mascots.
Me: Yep. Now for the mascots.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: Who do we got?
Eli: (Concentrates) WHOA! We got Another Advanced Crystal Beast Amethyst Cat, Cobalt Eagle, Sapphire Pegasus, Emerald Tortoise, Topaz Tiger, Amber Mammoth, Ruby Carbuncle, Balrog (Lord of The Rings), Sin (Marvel), The 3 Amber Sisters, Hana Natsuki (Demon), Captain Spring Green Squeaker, 3 Multiviolas, Kuroageha Yummy, Destwilder, Greg and Grundy.
WE GASPED!
Me: WHOA! That's a lot of them!
Nico: WOW! So the gene-slammers of the Crystal Beast, Advanced Crystal Beasts and even the Crystal Beast monsters themselves.
Lola: Wow!
Rarity: That is gonna be a really dazzling sight darlings.
I felt an ominous tingle down my back.
Me: Uh oh.
Maria: Anyone else getting a bad feeling?
May: It's Poromon. We're ALL getting a bad feeling.
Me: Oh boy. Thank goodness Poromon isn't as bad as Dishwater Slog is.
Nico: Yeah no kidding! That guy is a lazy and stupid bum.
Me: Yeah he is always belittling others because he is so despicably mediocre.
Nico: I'm talking about the fact that Poromon might be up to something crazy and wacky.
Me: Nico he and the mascots are ALWAYS up to something crazy and wacky.
Nico: True. Anyway lets get the Anothers.
Luna Spencer: We're ready for this.
Lola: Awesome.
Nico: Remind me who is up again?
Me: Oh sure. Amelia O Connell, Renee Azmuth, Penelope Aquarius, Jenelle Goldie Kirby, Cassandra Kaos, Annabelle Melchior, Mariposa Santiago, Sienna Dawson, Luna Spencer, Anna Cameron, Sophia Kennedy, Emily Lane, Stella Monroe, Riley MacKenzie, Amara Thatcher and Crystal Beasts Amethyst Cat, Cobalt Eagle, Sapphire Pegasus, Emerald Tortoise, Topaz Tiger, Amber Mammoth and Ruby Carbuncle.
Nico: Wow! This will be awesome!
Camie: Yeah!
Eli: WHOA! And I sense that the Anothers Minus Grundy are all 13 people!
Nico: WHOA! 13 People!? That's amazing!
Camie: Yeah!
Laney: Yeah!
Me: This will be interesting.
Nico: There they are!
We saw the Anothers minus Grundy!
Me: WHOA!
Camie: WOW! Look at them!
Xenia: Amazing!
Another 3 Multiviolas: (In a girls voice) This will be fun for all of us.
Another Hana Natsuuki: It sure will.
Me: (GASP) Those voices!
They merged and turned into 13 girls! They were the Embodiments of the Saber Riders! They had matching hair and clothes and tiaras and weapons and ride books for each of the riders and their symbols.
Sabrina Saber: Sabrina Saber of Fire
Breeze Blades: Breeze Blades of Ice
Esmeralda Espada: Esmeralda Espada of Lightning
Gianna Buster: Gianna Buster of Earth
Serena Slash: Serena Slash of Flowers
Kairi Kenzan: Kairi Kenzan of Wind.
Cora Calibur: Cora Calibur of Darkness
Sally Saikou: Sally Saikou of Light
Rika Sabela: Rika Sabela of Insects
Diana Durendal: Diana Durendal of Water
Faye Falchion: Faye Falchion of the Phoenix
Sina Solomon: Sina Solomon of History
Wendy Storious: And Wendy Storious of Death.
Qin: WHOA!
Me: Awesome to see you girls again.
Cora Calibur: You too J.D.
Touma: WOW! That is awesome that you girls are the embodiments of me and my team.
Megan McCallister: Boy that is awesome!
Serena Slash: It sure is.
Nico: A lot of you guys this time!
Me: Yep and for all 13 riders of Saber.
Philip: Wow! Dopants for the Saber team. That is amazing!
Faye Falchion: I know. We have all the powers of the Saber Riders and also have all the powers of all the Wonder Ride Books and their swords too.
Nico: That is so cool!
Qin: Wow!
Megan McCallister: That was an awesome mission for me back last year.
Sabrina Saber: We saw the whole battle you guys did against Storious and that was so awesome and epic.
Me: That was so explosive. And we sent that son of a fucked up bitch to the Black Gates.
Eli: WOW!
Nico: That is amazing!
Wendy Storious: It sure is. It's how I got the Moniker, Wendy of The Snap of Death. I only use it on criminals though.
Me: Well that's a relief. And like Thanos you will make sure they never return.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: Now we have a more localized version of that scary power Thanos had. By the way girls is the Another Grundy friendly or hostile?
Sina Solomon: Friendly and she is awesome.
Me: Nice.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated.
Me: Action time!
We fired waves of energy and the blasted the Anothers and we caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Nico: Awesome!
Qin: That was awesome though.
I went over to where the thief was and picked up the bag.
Me: Well we'll never know who that thief was. He's gone for good.
I went and returned the jewels he took.
Nico: Wendy where did you send that guy?
Wendy Storious: He's gone forever. Erased from existence like he was never born.
Me: Wow!
Laney: Just like in the movie.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: Just like what Bowser did to Thanos.
Qin: Yeah. Except only on one person.
Nico: That is good.
Me: That battle will be forever remembered in our history. It will go down as the most devastating battle ever.
Laney: Yeah.
Nico: And one of the greatest.
Me: Yeah.
Wendy Storious: That is for sure. Boy I remember reading all about that. That was brutal.
Laney: Yeah it was.
Qin: Yeah.
Serena Slash: Yeah. That was amazing.
Lola: It was.
Me: One of the most unforgettable battles ever.
Qin: Yeah. First ever major battle that we had.
Grundy: Grundy remember that.
Nico: We'll never forget that day.
Faye Falchion: When did that happen again?
Me: December 26th, 2019.
Faye Falchion: That's right. I always forget that.
Me: Yeah. It was an epic yet devastating battle.
Ra's Al Ghul: Me and Bowser both lost our lives back then.
Me: Yeah. Anyway we'll talk more about that later. Right now we got Another Grundy to face.
Nico: Right!
Qin: Sorry Wendy but that power you have made us think on that.
Wendy Storious: Oh no worries.
Me: Good.
We got to waiting.
Moltres nuzzled Sheila.
Sheila: That was an awesome day here at the mall.
Moltres: It sure was.
Eric Loud: You okay cousin?
Leni was crying.
Leni: (CRYING) I WAS BADLY HURT BY TINA!
Ed was comforting her.
Ed: There there Leni. There there.
Nico: It's not your fault Leni. She got the drop on you.
Leni: It still hurts though! (CRYING)
Ed: It'll be okay Leni.
Nico: I know it hurts Leni. It will be fine. But you were avenged.
Ed: Yeah Leni. You were avenged by me.
Leni: (Sniffles) Thanks guys.
Qin: You're welcome Leni.
Sebastian Mendez: Besides it will take more than a snobby queen bee bitch like Tina to take you guys down.
Laney: That is for sure Sebastian.
Nico: And you were also avenged by your sister in law who has a form you used to be afraid of.
Me: Yeah.
Faye Falchion: Oh right Leni used to be terrified of spiders.
Me: Yep.
Leni: Hey that is true.
Cora Calibur: Just like how Goku is scared of needles?
Me: Exactly. Now Master Goku is not afraid of needles anymore.
Goku: (LAUGHS) It's true girls. I got over that fear thanks to some help.
Nico: You sure did Kakarot.
Me: But I think we found out another fear that Vegeta is terrified of.
Vegeta: And what pray tell is that?
Me: Worms. You found that out when you were inside Majin Buu's stomach.
Goku: (LAUGHS) That is true.
Krillin: (LAUGHS) Vegeta scared of worms!?
Yamcha: How funny!
They laughed and we laughed along with them.
Vegeta: (GROWLS) STOP LAUGHING OR I WILL BLAST YOU ALL!
I fired an energy beam and it his leg.
Me: Oh sorry. Slipped. Also need I remind you that it was me that killed you in one fell swoop when me and Nico destroyed Cell in the simulator.
But then we smelled a really foul odor.
SEAL BARK!
Me: (SNIFFS) OH GOOD GOD! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ODOR!?
Nico: OH MAN! ED!?
Ed: Wasn't me!
Nico: I think it was from him!
We saw ANOTHER GRUNDY!
Grundy: Grundy handsome as Another Grundy.
Me: Yeah you are!
Another Grundy: (In a girls voice) No offense but this form smells like rotten corpses.
Me: That voice!
She reverted back and was a girl with blue hair and blue eyes and had blue tattered clothes and she smelled HORRIBLE! And she had blue angel wings and a tiara with the symbol of the Walrus Dopant on it.
Me: (GASP) Wanda Walrus!
Wanda Walrus: Hey J.D.
Nico: Oh man is she a homeless girl?
Me: Yeah she is. She was born in a rich home and hated it and she ran away and lives on the streets.
Varie: Oh you poor girl!
Me: Wanda is the Embodiment of the Walrus Dopant and she has the power to summon walruses and loves fish. Also she smells horrible like Grundy. No offense.
Grundy: None taken. Grundy walking corpse and Grundy smells bad.
Nico: Yeah that's true.
Varie: After we get done here we'll give her a bath, new clothes and some food. She must be starving.
Wanda Walrus: I hadn't eaten anything for 5 days.
Me: Oh man you must be REALLY hungry.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Nico: If I were to guess it's to give you a new place to live.
Wanda Walrus: That's right and a life away from my rich life. I hated all the rules and everything in high society.
James: I feel exactly the same pain you do.
Wanda Walrus: Really?
Me: Yeah James was born in a REALLY HIGH Class lifestyle and he came from a rich family himself. He hated it too.
Wanda Walrus: Wow. I didn't know.
James: It's okay.
Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!
They donned their Zenkaiju armor!
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
He fired a wave of energy and did so.
We brought her over.
We fired energy blasts and blasted Another Grundy over.
Me: You don't have the energy to fight him like this. So we'll take it from here.
Wanda Walrus: Thank you.
Nico: (Gets out Grundy's Ridewatch) I don't even think you were born on a Monday!
May: (Gets out Alien Guts Ridewatch) Or Christened on Tuesday!
Maria: (Gets out Repteel's Ridewatch) Or Married on Wednesday!
Candy: (Gets out Greg's Ridewatch) Or Took Ill on Thursday!
Me: Or Grew worse on Friday, Died on Saturday and Buried on Sunday!
We fired waves of energy and they activated the ridewatches of Grundy, Greg, Alien Guts, Evil Silver Banshee, Repteel and Midaredouji and fired waves of energy and elements and blasted Another Grundy!
Qin: YEAH!
Camie: That was unusual.
Me: Oh it's a Nursery Rhyme. It's Solomon Grundy's Nursery Rhyme. Solomon Grundy, Born on a Monday, Christened on Tuesday, Married on Wednesday, Took ill on Thursday, Grew worse on Friday, Died on Saturday, Buried on Sunday.
Camie: Oh I get it!
Me: Yeah. Solomon Grundy's real name is Cyrus Gold. He was a merchant from back in the 1800's and he was murdered and dumped in Slaughter Swamp. He came back from the dead as Solomon Grundy who you now see before you.
Camie: WHOA! That is amazing.
Lola: Yeah we were shocked ourselves.
Laney: Yeah.
Then David Cain, Lego Poison Ivy, Dr. Sun, Incentas, Tactimon and the Wu Sisters came.
Nico: Nice team David!
David Cain: Thanks Nico.
But then...
KRABLAM!
Another Grundy got hit in the face with a baseball and it knocked him down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it.
Me: WHOA!
Lynn: STEERIKE THREE! YOU'RE OUT!
Me: YEAH! Nice one Lynn.
Lynn: That wasn't me!
Rainbow Dash: Really?
Lynn: I wish it was though.
?: Sorry about that.
Strike Man came.
Me: Strike Man! Wow!
Strike Man: (In a girls voice) That was a great pitch though.
Nico: Sidney Strike!? WHOA!
Lynn: Wait you mean THE Sidney Strike!? The great woman Baseball Star!? OH WOW!
She reverted back and was a girl with brown hair and blue eyes and had red sports clothes on and she and red angel wings and she had a baseball in the middle of her forehead.
Sidney Strike: I'm glad I have an awesome fan Lynn.
Nico: Awesome to see you Sidney.
Sidney Strike: Same here Nico.
Lynn: I'm a huge fan of you Sidney.
Sidney Strike: I'm truly honored Lynn.
May: And I didn't get hit!
Me: You do not want to get hit with a baseball May.
May: Oh. Yeah.
Me: Do you have a favorite memory of Nico?
Candy: I wanted to ask it but it would be too weird.
Sidney Strike: Point taken. My favorite is when I was at a baseball game and I hit a ball over 1,500 feet out of the park. I clobbered a thief as he was running.
Me: Whoa! What a hit!
Qin: Yeah that was awesome!
Lana: Amazing!
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Sidney hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Sidney Strike: Same here.
Me: Lets go home and get Wanda here cleaned up.
Nico: Good idea.
We went home and put our bags in our rooms and got Wanda cleaned up.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Power Pack, Metamorpho, Kairyu-Shin, Ocean Dragon Lord - Kairyu-Shin, Ocean Dragon Lord - Neo Daedalus, and Yormungarde are heading to Persia, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the twenty-two girls here, but we're also going to destroy our old enemy, the dark sorcerer, Anubis, who's returned from the dead in search of vengeance, but we're not going to let him get away with this, he will be destroyed here and now and he'll be banished forever into the depths of The Black Gates.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Persia, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the twenty-two girls here, but we're also going to destroy our old enemy, the dark sorcerer, Anubis, who's returned from the dead in search of vengeance.
We gasped.
Me: Oh man, that dark sorcerer's come back?!
Nico: That's not good, we got to stop him.
Lightspeed: And destroy him for good, I hope Lincoln sucks out all his powers and life force.
Lincoln: Believe me, I'm doing just that to that dark sorcerer.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long midnight black hair and red hairband, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings, she's dressed in a black short-sleeved frilly shirt, short-sleeved black blouse, necklace with red heart gem for the pendant, white cravat, black skirt with the Are You Afraid of The Dark Logo on it, white bridal gloves, black lace stockings, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, dark magic, darkness, black magic, Satanic Magic, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the symbol of The Midnight Society, and holstered on her back is a massive black greatsword, and with her are the twenty-two girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Delilah Midnight of The Midnight Society.
Delilah Midnight: That's right, and I got the girls away from that dark sorcerer before he could attack them and drain them of their life energy.
?: YOU WILL ALL DIE FOR WHAT YOU DID IN DESTROYING ME, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM!
We then saw our old enemy, the dark sorcerer, Anubis, and he hadn't forgotten about us in the slightest.
Sylvester: So, all we got to do is destroy this monster once and for all.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: But, not before I suck out all of his powers and life energy. Let's get him, team, this is the last time we ever have to deal with that vengeful dark sorcerer.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Power Pack and their team, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Anubis the Dark Sorcerer, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails into large black wolf heads with red eyes, and he sent them right at Anubis, and as they bit down on him, they began sucking out all of his powers and life energy as we saw blue energy visibly flowing out of Anubis and into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger and he assimilated all of Anubis' powers.
Suddenly, we saw Anubis suddenly wither and he turned to dust and the wolf heads change back and Lincoln sent his spirit to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holster our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: That's the last time we ever have to deal with you, you vengeful dark sorcerer. (To Delilah Midnight) And it's so good to see you again, Delilah Midnight.
Delilah Midnight: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's so good to see you again, Autumn.
Autumn Midnight: You too, Delilah.
Lincoln went up to Delilah Midnight and he hugged her, and Delilah Midnight is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Delilah Midnight: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli, this is Delilah Midnight, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and the second younger sister of The Midnight Sisters, she's a Goth Girl born from darkness and she also has immense and incredible power over The Dark Arts, Witchcraft, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Necromancy, The Occult, demons, and creatures of the night, and also has black angel wings. She's a member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and every night, she and the rest of The Midnight Society meet up with me at the backyard of the house and tell some of the most bone-chilling and scariest stories around a campfire and she's the one who handles the organizing of our meetings. She's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and they were intrigued to find out that she's the member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and she hates Hawk and Hank with a blazing passion. One night, as she and the rest of The Midnight Society were in the backyard preparing for their night of scary stories at the campfire, those two buttrags showed up and tried to attack, but Delilah used her dark powers and made Hawk and Hank's nightmares come to life, and they got so scared, they ran away and went back to prison and holed themselves back in their cells and they refused to come out for the rest of the night.
Nico: Serves them right!
Me: Yeah, I remembered that night all too well, and Delilah really did awesome in scaring those buttfaces senseless.
Lincoln: They made a huge mistake coming after us again, and now that you're here, Delilah.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Delilah Midnight in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Delilah Midnight: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Delilah Midnight's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Delilah Midnight: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Delilah Midnight.
Delilah Midnight had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the twenty-two girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The twenty-two girls are Nao Kusuda, Reika Segawa, Tamaki Shinohara, and Rune Umesawa from Kyonyuu Dosukebe Gakuen ~Shoujo-tachi no Tomaranai Koshi Tsukai~ and Akane Ryuuzouji, Akira Toudou, Chifuyu Rehn Kuroda, Chloe Mansfield, Elisa Tachibana, Karen Kamiya, Mahiru Mizuhara, Maria Kuroda, Asuka Hearthlove, Fuyuki Healheart, Chika Techheart, Mira Suou, Natsu Ichijou, Neneko Isurugi, Rea Katagiri, Rena Kitayama, Shunka Hiiragi, and Yuzuki Hanyuu from World's End Harem.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Nao Kusuda, Reika Segawa, Tamaki Shinohara, and Rune Umesawa from Kyonyuu Dosukebe Gakuen ~Shoujo-tachi no Tomaranai Koshi Tsukai~ and Akane Ryuuzouji, Akira Toudou, Chifuyu Rehn Kuroda, Chloe Mansfield, Elisa Tachibana, Karen Kamiya, Mahiru Mizuhara, Maria Kuroda, Asuka Hearthlove, Fuyuki Healheart, Chika Techheart, Mira Suou, Natsu Ichijou, Neneko Isurugi, Rea Katagiri, Rena Kitayama, Shunka Hiiragi, and Yuzuki Hanyuu from World's End Harem.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Nao Kusuda: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Nao Kusuda and the other twenty-one girls saw who it was that saved them from Anubis the Dark Sorcerer, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Nao Kusuda: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made twenty-one clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Nao Kusuda: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, twenty-two Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Nao Kusuda, Reika Segawa, Tamaki Shinohara, Rune Umesawa, Akane Ryuuzouji, Akira Toudou, Chifuyu Rehn Kuroda, Chloe Mansfield, Elisa Tachibana, Karen Kamiya, Mahiru Mizuhara, Maria Kuroda, Asuka Hearthlove, Fuyuki Healheart, Chika Techheart, Mira Suou, Natsu Ichijou, Neneko Isurugi, Rea Katagiri, Rena Kitayama, Shunka Hiiragi, and Yuzuki Hanyuu We returned to The World Tree Estate and told everyone what happened, and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was our old enemy, the dark sorcerer, Anubis, who's returned from the dead in search of vengeance.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in beating down that dark sorcerer and Lincoln using his tails and sucked out all of his powers and lifeforce that turned him to dust and sent him to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheek. Lincoln and Delilah Midnight have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Oh man, I can't believe that dark sorcerer, Anubis, came back from the dead!
Lincoln: We were shocked as well, but not surprised though. We've dealt with old enemies coming back from the dead before.
Me: True, you're right on that.
Nico: And this was one old enemy who deserved to get The Black Gates for everything he's done over 5000 years ago.
Eli: That's for sure.
After finally getting rid of the dark sorcerer, Anubis, once and for all, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Delilah Midnight saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Delilah Midnight: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Delilah, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Delilah Midnight: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Delilah Midnight: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Suddenly, the spots on the Universe 666 Miracle Box on Lincoln's back began glowing.
Lincoln: Uh oh, trouble.
Eini: Yep. Now, let's see who's causing trouble.
The spots formed a viewing window, and we saw who it was causing trouble: it was clones of Vrak, Admiral Malkor, Creepox, Bigs, Bluefur, Metal Alice, Prince Vekar, The Messenger, Damaras, Argus, Levira, Emperor Mavro, Redker, Professor Cog, Scaraba, Yuffo, Virox, Dragonflay, Beezara, Dizchord, Hisser, Psychotick, Shadow Serpent, Distractor, Mummy, Kesaran, Gremlin, Skyfish, Nojoke, Dream Snatcher, Glytcher, Rotox, Rotox DX, Rico the Robot, Water Rotox Army, Headridge, Tentacus, Cybax, Skatana, General Peluso, Matacore, Pacha Chamak, Gorgax, Osogain, Skeltox, Sirjinkor, Invidious, Desolar, Turtlelini, Tranceferer, Tresnag, Drill Horn, and Yellzor.
Troy Burrows: What the? Clones of our old enemies?!
Suddenly, we saw a black portal manifest, and we knew who that was: another fragment of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness.
Lincoln: Figures that he'd be involved.
Emma Goodall: What a sore loser, let's get them!
We flew out of the World Tree Estate, and he fired powerful rainbow energy blasts at the clones of Vrak, Admiral Malkor, Creepox, Bigs, Bluefur, Metal Alice, Prince Vekar, The Messenger, Damaras, Argus, Levira, Emperor Mavro, Redker, Professor Cog, Scaraba, Yuffo, Virox, Dragonflay, Beezara, Dizchord, Hisser, Psychotick, Shadow Serpent, Distractor, Mummy, Kesaran, Gremlin, Skyfish, Nojoke, Dream Snatcher, Glytcher, Rotox, Rotox DX, Rico the Robot, Water Rotox Army, Headridge, Tentacus, Cybax, Skatana, General Peluso, Matacore, Pacha Chamak, Gorgax, Osogain, Skeltox, Sirjinkor, Invidious, Desolar, Turtlelini, Tranceferer, Tresnag, Drill Horn, and Yellzor and knocked them down.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the clones of Vrak, Admiral Malkor, Creepox, Bigs, Bluefur, Metal Alice, Prince Vekar, The Messenger, Damaras, Argus, Levira, Emperor Mavro, Redker, Professor Cog, Scaraba, Yuffo, Virox, Dragonflay, Beezara, Dizchord, Hisser, Psychotick, Shadow Serpent, Distractor, Mummy, Kesaran, Gremlin, Skyfish, Nojoke, Dream Snatcher, Glytcher, Rotox, Rotox DX, Rico the Robot, Water Rotox Army, Headridge, Tentacus, Cybax, Skatana, General Peluso, Matacore, Pacha Chamak, Gorgax, Osogain, Skeltox, Sirjinkor, Invidious, Desolar, Turtlelini, Tranceferer, Tresnag, Drill Horn, and Yellzor and he began absorbing them into him as he assimilated all of their powers and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and he sent all of their souls to The Black Gates. Suddenly, we heard an unearthly roar and the pool of darkness rumbled greatly, and then, we saw the manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, but before he could attack, he was trapped in a holy light energy field below his feet by Lincoln.
Suddenly, Lincoln's massive white angel wings glowed with rainbow energy and rainbow light, and then, they spread out to their maximum wingspan of 8'5" and fired a massive rainbow energy shockwave that spread all over, and because of feeling the powerful and purifying effects of the rainbow energy shockwave, the residual darkness remnant of Universe 666 Sebastian and began screaming with pain and anger as light burst out of him, and then, he exploded as he let out a dying scream and was banished to The Black Gates and this time forever.
Lincoln: And that's it for another of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness remnants.
We returned back to The World Tree Estate and continued with our workouts.
Nico: I can't believe that sore loser created clones of your old enemies, Troy, yeesh.
Me: Yeah, he really is a sore loser.
Lincoln: You said it. But, let him keep sending more clones of the Power Rangers' enemies, he knows I'll absorb them and I'll destroy him. But, of course, I know this isn't the end of those remnants of that lunatic.
Nico: Yeah, he's never going to quit until we're destroyed, he's even worse than that fucked-up dark asshole, Damian Alaister and The Church of Necrom.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Baccarat, Kalifa, Lily Enstomach, Nojiko, Carina, Headless Headmistress Bloodgood, Simulator Wendy Corduroy, and Habuko Mongoose are heading to Bubblaine.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Baccarat, Kalifa, Lily Enstomach, Nojiko, Carina, Headless Headmistress Bloodgood, Simulator Wendy Corduroy, and Habuko Mongoose are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Baccarat, Kalifa, Lily Enstomach, Nojiko, Carina, Headless Headmistress Bloodgood, Simulator Wendy Corduroy, and Habuko Mongoose all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Baccarat: Wow, so, this is Bubblaine it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Baccarat, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Baccarat, Kalifa, Lily Enstomach, Nojiko, Carina, Headless Headmistress Bloodgood, Simulator Wendy Corduroy, and Habuko Mongoose dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Baccarat, Kalifa, Lily Enstomach, Nojiko, Carina, Headless Headmistress Bloodgood, Simulator Wendy Corduroy, and Habuko Mongoose got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Baccarat, Kalifa, Lily Enstomach, Nojiko, Carina, Headless Headmistress Bloodgood, Simulator Wendy Corduroy, and Habuko Mongoose and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Baccarat, Kalifa, Lily Enstomach, Nojiko, Carina, Headless Headmistress Bloodgood, Simulator Wendy Corduroy, and Habuko Mongoose placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and he also marked them as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Bubblaine, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Baccarat, Kalifa, Lily Enstomach, Nojiko, Carina, Headless Headmistress Bloodgood, Simulator Wendy Corduroy, and Habuko Mongoose with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Baccarat, Kalifa, Lily Enstomach, Nojiko, Carina, Headless Headmistress Bloodgood, Simulator Wendy Corduroy, and Habuko Mongoose are in your harem, Linky.
Baccarat, Kalifa, Lily Enstomach, Nojiko, Carina, Headless Headmistress Bloodgood, Simulator Wendy Corduroy, and Habuko Mongoose showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Baccarat, Kalifa, Lily Enstomach, Nojiko, Carina, Headless Headmistress Bloodgood, Simulator Wendy Corduroy, and Habuko Mongoose, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Galaxy 2 adventure.
Nico: Next is Fleet Glide Galaxy.
Me: Ooh that is a good one.
SpongeBob: Me and Ariel will go.
Eli: I'll go too.
Lily: Me too.
Nico: All right then. And Eli and Ariel going is understandable because of your sibling bond.
Eli: All right!
They went into the simulator and it activated and they were at FLEET GLIDE GALAXY!
Eli: Wow! This is amazing!
Nico: Any tips Nicole?
Nicole: (On the radio) Well just like in the previous galaxy that had this, you have to glide all the way to the end to get the star.
Nico: Easy.
Nicole: But there are flying Koopas in your way.
Nico: Bring em on!
?: And we'll gladly help!
2 figures came. 1 was a girl with yellow hair and yellow eyes and had yellow clothes and had yellow angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Mayakashi monsters on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a yellow sword. The 2nd girl had orange hair and blue eyes and had orange clothes and orange angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of Top Man on it.
Miyuki Mayakashi: Miyuki Mayakashi, Embodiment of the Mayakashi monsters.
Tanya Top: Tanya Top, Embodiment of Top Man.
SpongeBob: (LAUGHS) Tanya!
Ariel: Awesome to see you.
Tanya Top: SpongeBob and Ariel. Its been a while.
Nico: Lets fly!
They flew down.
NUMEROUS FLYING KOOPAS CAME!
Nico: Looks like we got company!
Miyuki Mayakashi: Bring on!
Miyuki and Tanya fired waves of energy and blasted the Koopas.
Nico: (Gets out Grundy and Bizarro's Ridewatches) Nico smash!
Nico activated them and grew more muscular and bashed the Flying Koopas.
SpongeBob and Ariel fired waves of water and drenched the Koopas.
Then they saw the star and went for it.
Nico: There it is!
They got it!
YOU GOT A STAR!
Nico: YEAH! That was cool!
Tanya Top: Yeah it was!
They high five.
Nico: How did you meet SpongeBob and Ariel?
Tanya Top: I met SpongeBob when I was having lunch at the Krusty Krab. I helped him and Lily stop Plankton from stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula with a robot lookalike of Mr. Krabs.
Lily: That was the Imitation Krabs fiasco as I call it.
SpongeBob: That was awesome.
Tanya Top: And I met Ariel when she, Flounder and Sebastian were out trying to find that sorcerer fish that cursed Ariel with that Laughing Sea Quake spell.
Eli: That fish is going to get a nasty pounding from me when I see him!
Nico: Yeah! But that is cool!
Miyuki Mayakashi: It sure is.
Nico: Would you two like to join the team?
Miyuki Mayakashi: We would be honored.
They left and we cheered wildly for them.
Later we were watching TV.
Then We just saw Poromon on the monitor of some weird thing.
Medusa: What is this?
Poromon: Hello, everybody!
Lynn: Hello, whatever the fuck you are!
Me: Wait is this an artificial intelligence system?
Poromon: That's right.
We saw Poromon with us on the sofa.
Poromon: What do you guys think?
Qin: This is amazing!
Poromon: This is my POROMON AVATAR SYSTEM!
Poromon then flew into Nico room.
Crystal: Poromon, why did you invent this?
Poromon: For this to take my place on missions until I become immortal and invincible like you guys.
Me: It's really cool! So this is why you needed all that technological stuff?
Poromon: Yep.
Cyborg: Boy this reminds me of what I did to make the tower better than ever. And it ended up sending me 5,000 years into the past.
Me: Did that happen because of that Cyborg?
Cyborg: Crazy huh. But it sure did happen.
Lori: This is ridiculous. I'm coming to talk to you.
Poromon: (on the monitor) You don't know where I am. My physical body is safely ensconced in a secure, undisclosed location.
Lori: You're in Nico's bedroom.
Poromon: No, I'm not.
Lori: I literally can hear your voice coming from Nico's bedroom.
Poromon: (on the monitor) No, you can't. (Lori goes to my room) Wait. Come back. Halt. Authorized personnel only! (the robot goes after her)
Lori went into Nico's room where Poromon was
Lori: Poromon, this is ridiculous.
Poromon: (on the monitor) I'm behind you. Please look at me when you're talking to me.
Lori: I am literally looking at you.
Poromon: (on the monitor) No, you're not. Pay no attention to that Digimon in the bed.
Lori: You can't exist as a virtual presence. Not here and certainly not on missions.
Poromon: (on the monitor): At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
Lori: At the hands of your teammate?
Poromon: (on the monitor) An accident.
Lori: That's how I'm literally going to make it look.
I went in.
Me: Lori! Stop.
I grabbed Poromon.
Poromon: Hey! How are you doing that?
Me: Poromon lighten up. You are actually speaking to us from here through those monitors. But that is a really awesome technological system.
Cutthroat: Poromon, you can still use this. But you still should go to places with us.
Nico: Besides you are strong and powerful enough already for that.
Qin: Yeah. After all who is the most awesome beer drinking mascot we know?
Poromon: Me.
Me: And who smashes beer bottles on bad guys heads and blasts them with MegaSeadramon's Lightning Javelin?
Poromon: Me.
Me: And who has the most awesome girlfriend that is Manaphy?
Poromon: Me.
Lola: Besides, you can use your powers. This robot can't.
Tracks: And it's a bit slow, don't you think.
Poromon: Oh you're right. Sorry guys.
Lynn: Besides Poromon you don't want to do what I did like how I used the Mask of the Beast on myself to make myself good.
Poromon: That was different. But yeah you're right.
Dreamcatcher: Nico, who's going to shine today?
Nico: Sonic, TJ Johnson, Turbo, Maggie Peyton, Ratchet and Clank, and Church,
Me: Awesome!
Sonic: Awesome is right! We'll make this fun and fast!
Me: For the Freedom Fighters everywhere.
Sunset Shimmer: You got that right!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than the LEGO versions of Maximus and Supreme Intelligence, and they're causing havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh, dear God!
Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than the LEGO versions of Maximus and Supreme Intelligence, and they're causing havoc.
Nicole: From Marvel Lego Superheroes?! Where are they at, Lincoln?
Lincoln: They're in the levels Inhuman Nature and Hala, is it Kree You're Looking For.
Me: Sounds like it.
Nico: Okay, then, let's head down there and take care of the LEGO versions of Maximus and Supreme Intelligence.
Lincoln: This is going to be so awesome.
Me: It sure is! Looks like we're going up to the Inhuman City of Attilan next.
Nico: Yep.
Poromon pressed a button as the robot went to a safe place.
Me: Storage room right?
Poromon: Yep.
Qin: Oh.
The previous group came.
10,000 Volt Ghost: Can me, Pterodactyl Ghost, Amora the Enchantress, Ben Ravencroft, Goro, Crimson Dynamo, Turtle, Skalamander, Spot and Dr. Polaris go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all can go with us.
Qin: We're going to the floating city of Attilan naext.
Medusa: My old home.
Camie: This will be cool.
Thunder: Nico, which gene-slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Chill Man next.
Me: Ooh cold.
Qin: Nice.
Me: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a massively powerful energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Universe 666 Gaara, the last of the Universe 666 Jinchuriki who's come back from the dead and it was due to the dark actions of Universe 666 Sebastian's hidden contingency plan, and he's come here to destroy us and take revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh dear God! You psychopathic, little...!
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone that we're so not going to like one bit. Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the figure is none other than Universe 666 Gaara, the last of the Universe 666 Jinchuriki who's come back from the dead and it was due to the dark actions of Universe 666 Sebastian's hidden contingency plan, and he's come here to destroy us and take revenge.
Me: So, now we're back on destroying the other Universe 666 Jinchuriki.
Nico: Looks like it.
Universe 666 Eli: I no longer associate with them, they're dishonorable bastards.
Siri Shukaku: Which means, I'm up.
Lincoln: Yep, and always, we're taking the fight to Glaren.
Gaara: They may not be as strong as us, but they're still as tough.
Nico: And it was all the fault of that lunatic, that guy is such a Class S psychopath. Alright, gang, let's go, we're off to Chronopolis and we're taking down the LEGO versions of Maximus and Supreme Intelligence.
Lincoln: LEGO versions of Maximus and Supreme Intelligence, you better be ready, we're coming for you, and once we get done with them, you're next, Universe 666 Gaara.
Siri Shukaku: I can't believe he set this whole contingency plan up early and once we killed him, that triggered it as a final "fuck you" to all of us. He really pissed us off big time! Well, then, we'll play his final twisted game and destroy the last of the Universe 666 Jinchuriki. I already know of how strong Gaara and Shukaku are, but wait until they face us, Lincoln, we'll make them regret ever being resurrected.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to Chronopolis and we're taking down the LEGO versions of Maximus and Supreme Intelligence, and once we got done with him, Siri Shukaku and Lincoln are going to destroy Universe 666 Gaara, the last of the Universe 666 Jinchuriki brought back by the contingency plan of Universe 666 Sebastian.
We were off to Chronopolis.
We arrived at the city of Attilan floating in the sky and We saw the Lego versions of Black Bolt, Medusa, Triton, Crystal, Lockjaw, Rocket Raccoon, Star Lord, and Groot.
Me: Whoa! This is incredible!
Crystal: Wow! Home.
Medusa: It's amazing here.
Nico: Ye
We landed.
Lego Medusa: Wow you all made it.
Lego Crystal: Yeah you sure did.
Rocket Raccoon: It sure is gonna be fun.
Deadpool: Also please don't ask Black Bolt to speak. He has a good reason for it.
Me: Noted.
Qin: Okay.
Lola: But this will still be fun
Nico: I think you know who we're after.
Lego Medusa: Yeah Maximus.
Me: And the Supreme Intelligence.
Qin: Yep.
Lego Medusa: Good you can smash his face in. He is so egotistical and vain.
Me: I remember that. What a jerk.
Pterodactyl Ghost: I'll go fly and look for him.
Sonic: I'll help you there.
ZOOM!
TJ Johnson: Might as well get my game face on. Shift Into Turbo!
He transformed and was ready!
Me: Oh yeah!
They went to find him.
They came back.
Nico: Sonic, have you and Pterodactyl Ghost found him yet?
Sonic: Yes we have. He's behind that door.
We saw the door.
Me: That was fast.
Nico: Yeah.
Lola: Nice.
Nico: Lets blow this open!
Me: Gladly!
Nico: Mini-entrance time.
I fired a massive blast of energy and it hit the door.
Maximus was looking at himself in a mirror. Then...
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
There was a massive explosion that blasted the door down!
Then a Phoenix Cry was heard and we came and were ready!
Lego Maximus: What!? Who are all of you!?
Me: Your worst nightmare!
Groot: I am Groot!
Lego Maximus: Wait Team Loud Phoenix Storm!?
Qin: That's right!
I teleported and punched him square in the face and knocked his teeth out!
Lego Maximus: (SCREAMS) MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
Starlight Glimmer: Let's do this!
Sonic curled up into a ball and Spiderman shot a web at him before throwing him at Maximus.
Sonic smashed Maximus into the wall and Starlight Glimmer bashed him all over with skulls.
Thorax turned into Medusa and used his hair and grabbed Lego Maximus and smashed him into the floor.
I fired waves of fire and blasted him all over.
Goro: Time to test your might!
TJ: Against ours!
Nico: YEAH!
I fired a wave of energy and blasted Maximus!
Laney and Lola and Lily fired waves of energy and blasted him.
Me: Had enough?
Lego Maximus growled!
Cynder: My turn!
She fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted him all over!
Lincoln, Linka, Elec Man and Fuse Man fired waves of lightning and electrocuted him all over.
Nico: Take this! DRAGON THUNDERCLAP!
He fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted him more!
Turtle: You're up Turbo!
Turbo: Right!
ZOOM!
He zoomed and bashed Maximus all over.
Laney: YEAH!
Me: Had enough?
Lego Maximus: This isn't over!
He teleported away.
Nico: That's it. Run. We know where you're headed.
Qin: He'll lead us right to the Supreme Intelligence.
Nico: He may be vain but he is not very smart.
Maria: I think he might be headed to the Kree Temple.
Me: Perfect.
Qin: Yep.
Captain Marvel: This is gonna be good.
Me: I also remember in the game that the Supreme Intelligence used his psychic power and controlled Lego Star Lord and turned him against us. Luckily I came prepared for that.
I used my magic and put an anti-mind control headband around him and all of us.
Lego Medusa: With Maximus on his side, controlling young Quill might not be necessary for him now.
Me: It was just a precaution. I wanted to make sure I was one step ahead of the intelligence.
Lola: Good thinking.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: Thanks.
Nadira: Weren't we just at that temple yesterday?
Me: Yes we were.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Yeah we sure were.
Camie: This will be interesting.
Me: It sure will be.
Eli: And I sense a powerful psychic energy there.
Spot: We might as well get a move on.
Maggie Peyton: Took the words out of my mouth.
Spot: Here we go.
He opened his portal and we went through it and got to the Kree temple.
Nico: We're here.
Jessie (Pokemon): Here we are!
Me: Wow.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: The psychic energy is coming from here.
Dr. Polaris: It's not the only one!
Kree Soldiers ran at us.
Ratchet: (Ratchet and Clank) These guys make nefarious look good!
I fired a wave of energy and blasted the soldiers apart.
Me: But we've handled worse than this.
Camie: Yep.
Sunny Tennyson: I'm sensing a lot of Psychic Energy too.
Eli: Same here.
We saw where the soldiers were coming from and it was from a hidden staircase that went under the stadium.
Me: That must be it.
Nico: Lets go.
Skalamander: You know it's a trap, right?
Church: We know. And we don't care either.
Nico: Lets go then.
We went into the temple and stayed alert.
We then saw a huge door up ahead.
Me: That's it. That's the door that leads to the Supreme Intelligence.
Scrapper: He's waiting in there for us.
Me: Yep.
Eli: I sense him in there. And Maximus too.
Me: He's waiting for us to slip up to get in there. Then trap us.
Camie: Just what I was thinking.
Crimson Dynamo: (Russian Accent) Entrance Time?
Nico: Entrance time.
We went at the door.
Lego Maximus: Team Loud Phoenix Storm did this to me! Look at me!
Lego Supreme Intelligence: Get ahold of yourself fool!
Then the spirits of the world came and they swirled around them and converged and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted through the door and fiery pieces of shrapnel rained down and blasted the Kree soldiers all over and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.
Me: Nowhere to run and nowhere to hide Maximus.
Nico: And Supreme Intelligence.
We saw that it looked like the computer from I Robot but with a huge disembodied head in it.
Me: Wow! I was expecting the Supreme Intelligence to be a giant disembodied brain.
Discord: Does it really matter?
Me: Not really.
Lego Supreme Intelligence: Oh just because I'm a floating disembodied head means that I'm a huge brain. But you are going to pay for hurting Maximus.
Me: Oh boo hoo. Let me play a sad song for you on the worlds smallest violin.
I rubbed my fingers together and played a song.
Lego Supreme Intelligence: I don't see anything.
Me: I know. This really is the worlds smallest violin. See?
I showed that I had the smallest ever violin in my fingers.
Lego Supreme Intelligence: Wow.
Ben Ravencroft: And now, here's the world's biggest sea bear!
He used his magic and made a HUGE SEA BEAR!
I dressed up Lego Maximus in all the things that SEA BEARS HATE!
The Sea Bear growled ferociously!
Lego Maximus: Uh oh.
It ROARED AND MAULED LEGO MAXIMUS BRUTALLY!
The Supreme Intelligence mind controlled the Sea Bear
Armada Cyclonis: Well, fuck.
It roared and charged at Poromon.
SpongeBob then gave the Sea Bear a tummy tickle.
SpongeBob: Sea Bears love a good tummy tickle.
He was laughing and smiling.
Nico: How about this then!
He summoned a SEA RHINOCEROS and it changed and smashed the Supreme Intelligence.
I used my magic and made us all Anti-Mind Controlled Protected.
Amora: Someone use some elemental manipulation!
Me: Gladly!
I fired a wave of earth, wind, water and fire and blasted Maximus and the Supreme Intelligence all over with them.
Nico: YEAH!
Sonic: Now I'll show you!
He used the power of the Chaos Emeralds and went Super Sonic and ran fast and bashed the Supreme Intelligence with incredible force and speed and bashed him with intense power!
Nico: OH YEAH!
Nicole: Take that!
TJ and Turbo charged and bashed Lego Maximus all over.
TJ and Maggie Peyton charged at him and rammed Lego Maximus down and kicked the Supreme Intelligence and bashed them down.
Qin: Take that!
Camie: Yeah!
Lego Maximus was knocked out. But the Supreme Intelligence mind controlled him so he would keep fighting us.
Me: Oh so that's how you want it to go down huh?
We went at him and I kicked and punched him all over and blasted him.
I punched Maximus and Nico kicked him.
Poromon got drunk and smashed beer bottles on Maximus' head and fired a lightning blast and electrocuted him.
Then Brain Freezer, Man Boy, Diabolico, Zexion, Riddler, Toiletnator, Chalmers, Iron Lung, Harry Potter and Pete came.
Nico: Brain Freezer, Man Boy, Diabolico, Zexion, Riddler, Toiletnator, Chalmers, Iron Lung, Harry Potter and Pete.
Aylene Carter: Hey B.F.
Brain Freezer: Hey babe. Boy awesome temple.
Qin: Yeah.
Brain Freezer: Didn't see Supreme Intelligence mind controlling Maximus coming.
Man Boy: Neither did I.
Diabolico: But I'm not complaining.
Me: No kidding.
Zexion: (to Nico) We heard you fought an old enemy of Sheila's at the mall.
Nico: We sure did.
Riddler: Riddle me this: What was her name?
Nico: Her name was Tina Tiberius Turner.
Me: No relation to Tina Turner herself but yeah.
?: That is good she got what was coming to her.
A figure came and it was LANTERRA from episode 9 of Mighty Morphin 3!
Rita overhears Adam's friend Ko tell the Black Ranger that his lantern heirloom is magical, so Rita decides to make it into a monster and use it to destroy the Power Rangers. She sends down Rito, Squatt, and Baboo with the Tenga Warriors to steal it but they fail so Lanterra is created from a lantern that Rita guesses is the magic lantern.
Lanterra is first seen sneaking around behind Bulk and Skull (who have the real lantern after Rito discarded it) before scaring them and running around in horror. The Power Rangers soon arrive but Adam is reluctant to fight Lanterra since he thinks that he is made from his family heirloom. Seeing his chance, Lanterra blasts them all down with fireballs but an enraged Adam puts aside his feelings and insults Lanterra who attacks. Although he makes short work of the other Rangers, Adam is able to kick out Lanterra's legs and defeat the monster with an energy punch.
Rita and Lord Zedd then enlarge Lanterra so the Rangers form the Ninja Megazord whilst Ninjor arrives to help after sensing Lanterra's presence. Lanterra blasts them but the two are not affected and Ninjor charges only to be defeated by Lanterra's katana. However, Ninjor turns into Ninjor Battle Mode and blasts the monster with a fireball. The Rangers then form the Ninja MegaFalconzord and destroy Lanterra with the Power Punch. Sent flying, Lanterra rolls and explodes before he can recover.
Adam Park: Lanterra!
Lanterra: Been a while rangers.
Me: I remember you! You were made from what she thought was a family heirloom from Adam's friend Ko.
Lanterra: That's right. Good memory.
Me: Yep.
Lanterra: It wasn't the magic lantern. But here I am anyway.
Me: I remember that. But that's still okay though.
Qin: Was awesome.
Nico: Yep. Lets get this on!
Me: COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!?
We got the battles underway!
Bloom, Tigra, Simba, Kovu, Timon & Pumbaa, Nala, Ultimate Heatblast, Chione the Gargoyle, Goliath, Brooklyn, Broadway, Lexington, Hudson, Demona, Angela, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Chef Pepperjack and Dreamcatcher VS Brain Freezer, Smarty Pants, Eugene, Mr. Mittens, Cyborg Johnny & Dukey, Bumper, Dark Vegan, Superfriends Captain Cold, Monster Arm, Hungry Larry, Quint, and Pie King - Nico's rescue was at the Mall and we battled Tina Tiberius Turner. No relation to Tina Turner the Singer. And she hated Sheila with a vengeance and Sheila transformed against her.
Brain Freezer was first.
Brain Freezer: (to Bloom) Nico's rescue was at the Mall, where he battled Tina Tiberius Turner who has No relation to Tina Turner the Singer. She hated Sheila with a vengeance but Sheila transformed against her.
Bloom: Yeah no kidding! Sheila always outsmarted her and made her look like a joke.
Tigra: Sheila was too smart to fall for the terrible pranks Tina did to her which was really awesome.
Ultimate Heatblast: Yeah that was really cool and awesome.
Sunset Shimmer: Boy Sheila is really amazing to not fall for all those pranks like that.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah that is awesome.
Sunburn: She either knows when a prank is coming or knows how not to fall for it.
Brain Freezer: Boy no wonder people haven't been able to touch her on April Fools Day. Lets do it!
Bloom used the Lost Galaxy Gear and she got a fire Galaxy Sword and they fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Flora, Yuki Yuna, Irina Verokkova, Coconut Cream, Sailor Glaren, Aurora Gettysburg, Ultimate Ampfibian, Em the Serket, Scorponok (Beast Wars), Scorponok (Energon), Nightmare Scorpion, Fiend Scorpion, Giant Scorpion of Tundra, 8-Claws Scorpion, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Thunder and Lightning VS Man Boy, Mojo Jojo, Amoeba Boys, 2016 Morbucks, White Cat, Madame Argentina, Gangreen Gang, Country Boy, Klepto the Crab, Mxyzptlk, Universe 666 Mean Twilight Sparkle, and Dooku - Us battling Another Advanced Crystal Beast Amethyst Cat, Cobalt Eagle, Sapphire Pegasus, Emerald Tortoise, Topaz Tiger, Amber Mammoth, Ruby Carbuncle, Balrog (Lord of The Rings), Sin (Marvel), The 3 Amber Sisters, Hana Natsuki (Demon), Captain Spring Green Squeaker, 3 Multiviolas, Kuroageha Yummy, Destwilder, Greg and Grundy who were the embodiments of the Saber, Blades, Espada, Buster, Kenzen, Slash, Calibur, Saikou, Sabela, Durendal, Falchion, Solomon and Storious Dopants for Saber and the Walrus Dopant
Manboy was next.
Man Boy (to Flora): Nico, Tristan's team, Grundy's team, and the others did good battling Another Advanced Crystal Beast Amethyst Cat, Cobalt Eagle, Sapphire Pegasus, Emerald Tortoise, Topaz Tiger, Amber Mammoth, Ruby Carbuncle, Balrog (Lord of The Rings), Sin (Marvel), The 3 Amber Sisters, Hana Natsuki (Demon), Captain Spring Green Squeaker, 3 Multiviolas, Kuroageha Yummy, Destwilder, Greg and Grundy. They were the embodiments of the Saber, Blades, Espada, Buster, Kenzen, Slash, Calibur, Saikou, Sabela, Durendal, Falchion, Solomon and Storious Dopants for Saber and the Walrus Dopant.
Flora: Yeah they were all Dopants for the Entire Saber Team which was really cool!
Yuki Yuna: We were amazed to see that ourselves.
Ultimate Ampfibian: It sure was amazing to see.
Fluttershy: I agree there. That was really amazing to see.
Tornado Bolt: Yeah no kidding there.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) I agree there.
Stealth Elf: Yeah no kidding. And the Walrus Dopant is awesome too.
Manboy: Wow! That is amazing! Lets do it!
Flora used the Lost Galaxy Gear and got a Leaf Galaxy Sword and they fired waves of energy, leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and weeds and smashed them down.
Musa, Erina, Touma, Umika, Noel, Levi Weston, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Ultimate XLR8, Keros The Unicorn, Twilight Sparkle, Minuette, Lyra Heartstrings, Moondancer, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Sunset Shimmer, Starlight Glimmer and Thorax VS Diabolico, Vypra, Jinxer, Loki, Trifire, Freezard, Falkar, Evil Cloud Man, Mr. Kittles, Mustache Girl, Phantom (Real Ghostbusters), and Ganda - Lincoln's rescue in Persia to destroy Anubis
Diabolico was next.
Diabolico: (to Musa) I heard Lincoln's rescue was n Persia. He destroyed Anubis there.
Musa: Yeah that was amazing!
Erina: That was so awesome to see. And that Anubis guy was REALLY BAD NEWS!
Ultimate XLR8: Yeah he sure was horrible.
Rainbow Dash: We had no idea that everyone faced him years ago and that is really cool!
Scootaloo: Boy it sure was! It's hard to imagine he was that dangerous all those years ago. Eli told us all about how his father killed him back then and that was amazing!
Whirlwind: Yeah that was really awesome!
Thorax: That was really awesome to hear about.
Diabolico: Yeah that was amazing! I remember hearing about that before. Lets do it!
Musa used the Lost Galaxy Gear and got a wind Galaxy Sword and they fired waves of wind, lightning and rainbows and smashed him down.
Tecna, Merida, Nadine Tyrannus, 2018 Dark Phoenix, Helena Helios, Sophia Kitka, Ultimate Bloxx, Fan Long the Huanglong, Huanglongmon, Draco (Dragonheart), Spyro, Sunburn, Whirlwind, Camo, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Chompy Mage and Cynder VS Riddler, Bane, Two Face, Firefly, Mr. Freeze, Killer Croc, Man Bat, Yzma, Homer Clones, Buccarat, Thraxx, and Magmar (Secret of Evermore) - The next Galaxy
Riddler was next.
Riddler: (to Tecna) Fleet Glide Galaxy was next. Riddle me this: Was Fluzzard there?
Tecna: (British Accent) Yes he was and they had to fly down to the end of the level to get the star there.
Merida: (Scottish Accent) That was really fun now.
Ultimate Bloxx: It sure was cool!
Pinkie Pie: It was the most fun ever!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It sure was fun.
Featherweight: I agree there!
Sprocket: Yeah that was awesome.
Riddler: Glad you all had fun. Lets do it!
Tecna used the Lost Galaxy Gear and got a Metal Galaxy Sword and they fired waves of metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.
Roxy, Dr. Light (Justice League), Leanne Nikos, Maya Parker, Hazel Parker, Natalie Parker, Ultimate Water Hazard, Shinotcha the Korobokkuru, Leaf Man, Plant Man, Wood Man, Xenia, Crysta, Laney, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Nadira and Ransik VS Zexion, Saix, Axel, Demyx, Evil Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene, Spellbinder, MetalEtemon, Dracula (The Simpsons), Count Burns, and Frankie the Squealer - Poromon a made robotic replica of him. It consists of a webcam, flat panel display showing Poromon live, loudspeakers, a mobility aid|mobility platform, and is decorated with a shirt on a hanger
Zexion was next.
Zexion: (to Roxy) Poromon a made robotic replica of him. It consists of a webcam, flat panel display showing Poromon live, loudspeakers, a mobility aid|mobility platform, and is decorated with a shirt on a hanger.
Roxy: You should have seen what that was like! It was really awesome!
Dr. Light (JL): It sure was cool! Poromon was REALLY Busy.
Ultimate Water Hazard: I agree there! It was awesome.
Rarity: Yes it was a really amazing display there darlings.
Sweetie Belle: That robot replica was so fun.
Gill Grunt: And so technologically fun.
Zexion: Wow! That is cool! Lets do it!
Roxy used the Lost Galaxy Gear and got an awesome water Galaxy Sword and they fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Layla, Lucy Mann, AncientMermaidmon, Ranamon, Mermaimon, Venusmon, Ultimate Alien X, Halifa the Hel, Brittney, Lucy Loud, Haiku, Persephone, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, and Team Rocket VS The Toiletnator, Big Brother, Professor XXXL, Knightbrace, Common Cold, Sir Toasty, Soccer Mom, Pooperman, Leprechaun (TTG), Another Faiz, Syren (Miraculous Ladybug), and Maria Witchblade - Poromon was REALLY BUSY making all that
The Toiletnator was next.
Toiletnator: (to Layla) Poromon was REALLY BUSY making that robot. And all because he didn't want to risk being out in battle until he's able to become immortal and invincible like you guys.
Layla: I don't blame him for that but it was cool he made that robot.
Lucy Mann: He sure did an amazing job on that.
Ultimate Alien X: (In Ben and 6 other voiices) That was really awesome he made that.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah that was a really cool one and I was impressed that Poromon did that.
Starshine Sparkle: All the mascots have amazing skills in robotics and science.
Spyro: Which is really awesome!
Toiletnator: That is awesome! Lets do it!
Layla used the Lost Galaxy gear and got a Magic Galaxy Sword and they fired waves of magic and smashed them down.
Stella, Bonnie Terrez, Laura Wynn, The L-Emental Loud Family, Limestone Pie, Mariposa Diaz, Ultimate Arctiguana, Killer Frost, Dana, Ice, Ice Man, Blizzard Man, Tundra Man, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Michael Morningstar and Sunny Tennyson VS Chalmers, Skinner, Leopold, Cantwell, Patty & Selma, Springfield Bullies, Springfield Mafia, Supreme King Jaden, Morpho, Universe 666 Negative 10, Baraka, and Hobgoblin - Inhuman Nature and Hala, is it Kree You're Looking For are next and we're facing Maximus and Supreme Intelligence
Chalmers was next.
Chalmers (to Stella): Inhuman Nature and Hala, is it Kree You're Looking For are next. That means we're facing Maximus and Supreme Intelligence.
Stella: That's right and this will be really fun and cool.
Bonnie Terrez: It sure will be. I'm really excited for this one.
Ultimate Arctiguana: Yeah it sure is gonna be fun and cool.
Starlight Glimmer: It sure was.
Cozy Glow: I agree there myself.
Hex: It sure is cool and awesome.
Chalmers: Glad you are looking forward to this. Lets do it!
Stella used the Lost Galaxy Gear and got a Sword of Skulls and they fired waves of energy, skulls, bones, blood, magic, stars and lightning and smashed them down.
Liam, Julie Kane, Warrior Lady of The Wasteland, D.D. Warrior Lady, The Agent of Mystery - Earth, Water Dragon, Ultimate Gravattack, Nancy the Leanan Sídhe, Crysta, Pipps, Laney Loud, Wanda, Kazemon, Tinkerbell, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Mixmaster and Scrapper VS Iron Lung, Bronze Kneecap, Brass Knuckles, Copper Cranium, Gilded Arches, Titanium Toenail, Heartbreaker, Windfall, Lehvak, Sacrifar Haru, Another Ginga, and Tornado Roidmude - Maximus is REALLY Vain and loves himself
Iron Lung was next.
Iron Lung (to Liam): Maximus is REALLY Vain and loves himself. (smirks) So maybe, you guys should mess up his face!
Liam: Oh you can bet on that and we're going to mess up his face more than a rattlesnake biting a warthog!
Julie Kane: That is for sure! And it will be fun!
Ultimate Gravattack: Maximus is gonna be a mess when we're done with him!
Applejack: Yeah that is for sure!
Apple Bloom: It sure will be funny and cool.
Flashwing: It sure will be fun!
Iron Lung: That is for sure and I think it will be fun! Lets do it!
Liam used the Lost Galaxy Gear and got an Earth Galaxy Sword and they fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Harry Potter, Songbird, Swift, Wendy Lebinomininsky, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Ifloptera, Ophelia Bluestein, Kalolo the Jackalope, Eustace, Muriel, Courage, Fracesca, Kitty & Bunny, Buffo and his followers, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Knight, Discord and Diamond Tiara VS Tala, Shade, Grundy, Captain Cold, Weather Wizard, Evil Silver Banshee, Evil Livewire, Virgo Zodiarts, Hell-Ementals, Ruby Knight, Movie Will Blake, and Movie Cronby the Troll - The Supreme Intelligence is dangerous
Tala was next.
Tala (to Harry): The Supreme Intelligence is dangerous. But this one is going into our ranks.
Harry Potter: (British Accent) It reminds me of the computer from the movie I Robot which is really cool.
Songbird: Yeah that was amazing to see.
Ifloptera: Yeah that was cool and awesome. But this intelligence is dangerous and cool.
Princess Celestia: I agree there.
Moondust: I remember seeing the computer on I Robot and that was a bad one but it was cool.
Snowdrop: It sure was.
Gari: Yeah no kidding there.
Blackout: That is for sure.
Tala: Indeed. Lets do it!
Harry Potter used the Lost Galaxy sword and got an awesome Darkness Galaxy Sword and they fired waves of darkness and magic and smashed them down.
Penny, Viper, Joe, T.K., Vapor Trail, Sunburst, Elefantokyo, Eleanor McCallister, Anura the Bullywug, Slippy Toad, Toad Man, Spittor, Fox McCloud, Peppy Hare, Falco Lombardi, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Cyclonus and Scourge VS Pete, Mortimer Mouse, Flintheart Glomgold, Beagle Boys, Mad Bomber, Evil Sheep Man, Evil Plug Man, Chameleon, Liquidroid Wateru, Sunroid Solar, Steam Demon, and Toy Org - Both those villains are going down
Pete was next.
Pete (to Penny): Both those villains are going down. But it won't be that easy!
Penny: It sure won't. But it will be fun though.
Viper: I agree there too.
Elefantokyo: I agree there myself! It sure will be.
Princess Celestia: Yeah no kidding there.
King Solar: I agree there. This will be really fun.
Solar Eclipsa: Yep I agree.
Amber Morning: Yeah that is for sure.
Spotlight: Indeed.
Pete: That is for sure. Lets do it!
Penny used the Lost Galaxy Gear and got a Crystal Galaxy Sword and they fired waves of light and crystal and smashed them down.
Gallus the Gryphon, Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor VS Potty Mouth
Potty Mouth was next.
Gallus: You think you have a mouth that's rotten, J.D.'s mouth is worse than yours.
Gallus fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Smolder the Dragon, Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo VS Sir Toasty
Sir Toasty was next.
Smolder: This is gonna be hot and cool.
She fired waves of fire and blasted him down.
Yona the Yak, Applejack and Lynn VS The Crazy Cat Lady (The Simpsons)
The Crazy Cat Lady was next.
Crazy Cat Lady: (YELLING INCOHERENTLY)
Yona: Yona can't understand.
She fired energy waves and smashed her down.
Sandbar, Fluttershy and Tornado Bolt VS Vergo of the Donquixote Pirates
Vergo was next.
Sandbar: I'm ready for you!
He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Ocellus the Changeling, Alt. Queen Chrysalis and Thorax VS The Flim Flam Brothers
The Flim Flam Brothers were next.
Ocellus: Okay you scam artists, lets dance.
She fired waves of energy and smashed them down.
Maggie Peyton, Tecna and Tea VS Cobalt Blue
Cobalt Blue was next.
Maggie Peyton: I'm ready for this.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Zixx, Erica Haddock and Lisa Loud VS Chickenball Z Mandy
Chickenball Z Mandy was next.
Zixx: Bring it on.
She fired a wave of energy and smashed her down.
Live Action Optimus Prime, Starlight Glimmer and Wendy Darling VS Giant Ralph
Giant Ralph was next.
Live Action Optimus Prime: I'm ready for you.
He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Blossom (Powerpuff Girls Z), Princess Cadance and Qin VS Space Beast Warrior Forze.
Space Beast Warrior Forze was next.
Blossom (PPGZ): This will be fun!
She fired a laser blast and smashed him down.
Apple White. Princess Amore and Lola VS Universe 666 Dr. Viper
Universe 666 Dr. Viper was next.
Apple White: Bring it on!
She fired a wave of energy and smashed him down.
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Aquitar Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C. Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Lanterra
Lanterra was next.
Lanterra: Boy Maximus is a jerk huh?
Nico: You're telling me.
May: Yeah no kidding there.
Lanterra: Yeah no kidding. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of LEGO Maximus and Supreme Intelligence, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and a cross etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
Nico teleported back with them.
Nico: Lets get him!
Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
Tommy: WHITE RANGER POWER!
Adam Park: BLACK RANGER POWER!
Kimberly: PINK RANGER POWER!
Billy: BLUE RANGER POWER!
Aisha: YELLOW RANGER POWER!
Rocky: RED RANGER POWER!
Delphine: WHITE AQUITAR RANGER POWER!
Tideus: YELLOW AQUITAR RANGER POWER!
Cestro: BLUE AQUITAR RANGER POWER!
Corcus: BLACK AQUITAR RANGER POWER!
Aurico: RED AQUITAR RANGER POWER!
They transformed and were ready.
Ninjor came!
Ninjor: NINJOR IS READY FOR ACTION!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ALIEN RANGERS!
They turned into the Alien Rangers too!
Nico: Lets get him!
They summoned the Power Cannon and charged it up!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Lanterra and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: OH YEAH! Lanterra you have failed this world!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped!
Orion: Time for some gold power!
Tsukasa: Gold is good to go!
Kamen Ride: Forever Gold!
Tsukasa turned into the gold rangers and Daiki summoned clones of the Gold Rangers.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER GOLD!
They turned into the Gold Rangers!
Nico: Yeah!
We went at Maximus and the Supreme Intelligence and blasted and smashed them into pulp.
Lanker and Sobjtek blasted and smashed the 2.
Cutthroat, Tracks, Crystal and Medusa used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Cutthroat's Magnetizer, Tracks Black Beam Gun and Medusa and Crystal's powers 100-fold.
Medusa and Cutthroat: MAGNETIC HAIR BLAST!
Crystal and Tracks: ELEMENTAL BLACKBEAM BLAST!
Maximum Ride of the Flock and Pterodactyl Ghost: FLYING BIRD BLAST!
Sakura Avalon of the Clow and Amora the Enchantress: MAGIC OF THE CLOW BLAST!
Ax of the Andalites and 10,000 Volt Ghost: ALIEN THUNDERSTRIKE BLAST!
Shannon of the Dark Witches of Salem and Ben Ravencroft: DARK MAGIC OF SALEM BLAST!
Silverstream of the Hippogriffs and Goro: MORTAL KOMBAT FURY BLAST!
Akira of Iron Man and Crimson Dynamo: IRON MAN BLAST!
Hikaru of Thor and Turtle: THOR LIGHTNING BLAST!
Chris Taylor of Captain America and Skalamander: CAPTAIN AMERICA SHIELD BLAST!
Ed Grant of the Hulk and Spot: HULK GAMMA BLAST!
Jessica Shannon of Wasp and Dr. Polaris: WASP STING BLAST!
Noriko of the Thunderbolt and Screamer: LIGHTNING STRIKE BLITZ!
Applejack, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Golden Delicious, Magnolia May, Construct-Bot, Grindcore, Beary Fagerbear, Shy Crystal, Trihorn, Armor-Hide, Roller the Panda-Pillbug, Grimlock the Wyvern, Apple Bloom, Api Apple, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich: EARTHQUAKE OF HONESTY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Applejack, Crystal, Medusa, me and Nico: INHUMAN FURY BLAST!
We fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: POWER ELEMENT STYLE: ELEMENTAL MANIPULATION!
Entrapta: POWER TECH STYLE: SCIENTIKINESIS!
Perfuma: POWER NATURE STYLE: PLANT MANIPULATION!
Frosta: POWER ICE STYLE: CRYOKINESIS!
Shantae: POWER MAGIC STYLE: MAGIC!
Akko: POWER STAR STYLE: COSMIC CREATION!
They fired waves of energy and elements with said powers.
Lincoln and his harem: POWER FINAL SMASH: SUPERPOWER BLASTER!
They fired ki blasts based on superpowers!
Lincoln: It's over, Maximus and Supreme Intelligence.
Suddenly, Lincoln's eleven massive and long white wolf tails stretched out, and then, they lashed out at the LEGO versions of Maximus and Supreme Intelligence, and they were being bashed and beaten all over the place, and he even bashed them on the heads with two of his tails.
Nico: Ooh, now that's gonna leave a mark.
We then saw the LEGO versions of Maximus and Supreme Intelligence get a lump on their heads! OUCH! Then, we saw two white flag go up on the lumps.
Me: Looks like they surrender.
Lincoln threw two energy cards which hit the LEGO versions of Maximus and Supreme Intelligence and imprisoned them inside two cards and he put them inside a box he made and it vanished.
Nico: Now, that was awesome! We took down the LEGO versions of Maximus and Supreme Intelligence, and they're going to be in a lot of trouble.
Lincoln: You said it. Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Universe 666 Gaara.
?: I WILL KILL YOU ALL AND PROVE MY EXISTENCE!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of sand blasts, and it absorbed the blasts and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, come on out right now, Universe 666 Gaara, or I will blast you out!
Suddenly, we saw a figure come out, it was Universe 666 Gaara, the last of the resurrected Universe 666 Jinchuriki because of Universe 666 Sebastian.
Universe 666 Me: Gaara.
Universe 666 Gaara: J.D.?! Impossible, Nico killed you!
Universe 666 Lincoln: He did, but J.D. of the prime universe brought him and all those who died at that heartless snake's hands back. But, there's no way I can ever forgive you, you were J.D.'s brother, but you betrayed him and sided with that filthy snake.
Universe 666 Gaara: He was weak! He needed to die!
Universe 666 Me grabbed him by the neck and kicked him hard into a wall of diamond Lincoln made and I snapped my fingers and we were on Planet Glaren.
Siri Shukaku: He wasn't weak, but you, what you did was an act of betrayal that can never ever be forgiven!
Universe 666 Gaara looked at me and screamed.
Universe 666 Gaara: We're so alike J.D. I have no friends like you. But they are not what makes you strong. It's your purpose that does it. YOU! But mine is the stronger purpose. For only by destroying you and all that you represent can I truly prove that I exist. Only by killing you can I know what life is!
Me: Then come and prove it motherfucker!
Universe 666 Gaara: (SCREAMING IN PAIN!) YOU! YOU ARE MINE! YOU ARE MY PREY! YOU ARE MY PREY! YOU ARE MY PREY!
Temari was shaking like a leaf in fear!
He was in his Initial Jinchuriki form!
I teleported and kicked him in the back of the head and smashed him down.
Me: You are pathetic!
Universe 666 Gaara: (LAUGHS LIKE A FUCKED UP LUNATIC) AS LONG AS YOU FIGHT FOR YOUR FRIENDS YOU WILL ALWAYS BE WEAK! YOU MUST ABANDON YOUR FRIENDS AND FIGHT FOR YOUR PURPOSE!
Me: You're fucking insane!
Nico: Like we will ever do that!
I fired a wave of fire and incinerated his arm off and revealed his human arm.
Me: Pathetic.
Suddenly, Siri Shukaku's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a red energy aura with stars, sand, raccoon dogs, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached Universe 666 Gaara, she left red energy, stars, sand, raccoon dogs, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Siri Shukaku: I can never forgive you, Universe 666 Gaara, what you did in Evil Nico's name was nothing more than dishonorable and atrocious. And killing innocent people just to prove that you are alive? You are a fucked up monster! You along with the other Universe 666 Jinchuriki have caused so much pain and suffering that it isn't funny, we thought we wouldn't have to deal with you or the other Universe 666 Jinchuriki and Universe 666 Tailed Beasts, but because of what that violent deranged psycho did in bringing you all back, that crossed a serious line, and for that, I'm going to end you once and for all!
Suddenly, Siri Shukaku was surrounded by a massive vortex of red energy with stars and sand surrounding the vortex, there are raccoon dogs, phoenixes, angels, and Shukaku The One-Tailed Tanuki flying and running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a sand-colored phoenix with Shukaku's eyes in its wings and red eyes glaring at Universe 666 Gaara: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Siri Shukaku emerged, but she was changed forever.
Siri Shukaku grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large crimson red orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long crimson red hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a red energy aura with stars, sand, raccoon dogs, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, she has Shukaku The One-Tailed Tanuki emblazoned on her forehead along with the Love Kanji on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on tanuki earrings on her ears with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Sand, One, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws, she also has Shukaku The One-Tailed Tanuki with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Sand, One, and Eternity Kanjis in its tails for the second pendant on the bottom of her red tanuki-shaped Element of Harmony along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Siri Shukaku has on a sleeveless red crop top, red pants with the symbol of Sunagakure and the One Kanji on it, red legwarmers, red shoes, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, sand, raccoon dogs, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Shukaku the One-Tailed Tanuki with sand surrounding it. Suddenly, Siri Shukaku felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive red angel wings with brown tips on the large red feathers grew much bigger for her new body and Shukaku's massive tail also grew much bigger and longer for her new body, Siri Shukaku has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Siri Shukaku's massive gold greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red energy, stars, sand, raccoon dogs, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Siri Shukaku's Eternal Red Sandstorm Avatar One-Tailed Tanuki Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Eternal Red Sandstorm Avatar One-Tailed Tanuki Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded brown gems and Shukaku The One-Tailed Tanuki etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large brown tanuki heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large brown tanuki heads with yellow gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large brown tanuki heads is a large brown tanuki head with yellow gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the pommel, Siri Shukaku has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Shukaku's head with yellow gems for eyes and large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below Shukaku the One-Tailed Tanuki with nine red magatama in between the kanji that said, "Siri Shukaku, Avatar of Shukaku The One-Tailed Tanuki, Member of The Tailed Beast Avatar Guardian Angels, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Dear Friend of Gaara and Shukaku the One-Tailed Tanuki, Master of Sand, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Bullies, Despiser of The Mean Loud Sisters, Archenemy of Kaileena, Destroyer of Universe 666 Gaara, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Sand, Tanuki, Phoenixes, and Angels"
シリ・シュカク、片尾タヌキシュカクのアバター、尾獣アバター守護天使のメンバー、真の不滅で強力な宇宙の戦士、我愛羅と片尾タヌキシュカクの親愛なる友人、砂のマスター、愛情深い守護天使、リンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、いじめっ子の軽蔑者、意地悪なラウド・シスターズの軽蔑者、カイリーナの大敵、宇宙666の破壊者ガアラ、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、マルチバース、そしてその先へ、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な素晴らしく強力な教師の生徒であり、砂、タヌキ、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Siri Shukaku has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ONE TAIL AVATAR-TANUKI-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL RED SAND STORM TAILED BEAST ONE-TAIL TANUKI PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL RED SAND STORM TAILED BEAST ONE-TAIL TANUKI PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL RED SAND STORM TAILED BEAST ONE-TAIL TANUKI PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Siri Shukaku's Super Angel-One Tail Avatar-Tanuki-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Universe 666 Gaara saw it, he fell into a rage and we saw his eyes change into that of the beast inside him and he fired sand at her in order to put her in a Sand Coffin and he can use Sand Burial on her, but Siri Shukaku's sand control is far more powerful than his, and she fired a massive barrage of red energy, stars, sand, raccoon dogs, phoenixes, and angels which hit Universe 666 Gaara and sent him flying into a rock formation, he got back up, but boy was he pissed off majorly and he suddenly underwent a partial transformation into Universe 666 Shukaku.
Me: HOLY SHIT!
Nico: That really is incredible! But, man, she really put the hurt on him!
Gaara: It's not over yet, Nico. In fact, the show's about to begin.
Siri Shukaku: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Red Sandstorm Tanuki Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Red Sandstorm Tanuki Phoenix Angel Love) But, it'll end all the same, Gaara. Shall we, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Let's do it, Siri.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well, and he joined Siri Shukaku.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I don't know what that lunatic was thinking with that damn contingency plan, but all the same, we're sending you right back to Hell where you belong!
Lincoln and Siri Shukaku went after Universe 666 Gaara, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, red energy, slime, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Universe 666 Gaara, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with energy slashes from their massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and Siri Shukaku also left many more by firing blue energy slashes with her claws, and he and Siri Shukaku attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Universe 666 Gaara even more insane with rage than ever.
Universe 666 Gaara: YOU! YOU! (ENRAGED SCREAM)
Universe 666 Gaara went at them now completely blind with insane rage and fury, but Lincoln and Siri Shukaku kicked him hard in the stomach and Lincoln fired blasts of sand at him and he got hit hard and he slashed at him with his massive greatsword. They also attacked him with powerful elemental and energy blasts and he got hit hard, and this was more than enough to drive Universe 666 Gaara even farther into the edges of rage and madness.
Suddenly, Universe 666 Gaara started transforming as his tail manifested and he transformed into his Tailed Beast. But, before she could attack, Lincoln swung his massive greatsword and fired Tailed Beast Bombs that hit and made the beast dizzy and disoriented and that caused the beast to transform back into Universe 666 Gaara who was literally on his last legs.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) So, you've finally transformed and let the beast out. Too bad for you, I know how to take you down. SEALING JUTSU: NINE PHANTOM DRAGONS!
Lincoln fired nine blue dragons and they surrounded Universe 666 Gaara, and then, Lincoln began forcibly absorbing all of Universe 666 Gaara's Tailed Beast Chakra as streams of red Chakra were being painfully removed from Universe 666 Gaara and absorbed into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.
Then, as soon as Lincoln was done absorbing all the Tailed Beast Chakra, the nine dragons disappear and Universe 666 Gaara was dead. Then, Lincoln absorbed her body by stabbing her with one of his eleven massive and long white tails' tip turned into Cell's stinger and the stinger changed back as soon as he was done and he sent Universe 666 Gaara's soul to The Black Gates. We all cheered wildly for what Siri Shukaku and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down and Siri Shukaku's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, massive and longer Shukaku's tail, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive red angel wings are permanent.
Siri Shukaku: See you never, you monster. Thanks for helping me get rid of Universe 666 Gaara for good, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Siri.
Suddenly, Siri Shukaku wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Siri Shukaku's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Windigo, and Shukaku the One-Tailed Tanuki flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and sand dunes behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Siri Shukaku sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and sand dunes and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Then, we found ourselves back on Earth thanks to Lincoln.
Nico: Oh man, that was seriously an epic battle!
Me: You said it.
Universe 666 Me: But, Lincoln and Siri did it, they defeated my bloodthirsty former comrade and Lincoln killed her using The Nine Phantom Dragons and he absorbed the Tailed Beast Chakra of my Earth's Shukaku, and without it, he died painfully.
Lincoln: Yeah, and now, we've finally taken care of Universe 666 Sebastian's contingency plan.
Nico: That lunatic really enjoyed pissing us off, but with every one of his revenge schemes taken down one by one, we're pissing him off from beyond The Black Gates.
Eli: You said it. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: The next member of The Midnight Society that we're meeting tomorrow is Edana Midnight.
Autumn Midnight: That's perfect, and you guys are going to love meeting her, Edana Midnight is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and the third younger sister of The Midnight Sisters, she's a Goth Girl born from darkness and she also has immense and incredible power over The Dark Arts, Witchcraft, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Necromancy, The Occult, demons, and creatures of the night, and also has black angel wings. She's a member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and every night, she and the rest of The Midnight Society meet up with Lincoln who's also a member of The Midnight Society at the backyard of the house and tell some of the most bone-chilling and scariest stories around a campfire and she's the one who handles the organizing of our meetings. She's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and they were intrigued to find out that she's the member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and she hates Flip with a blazing passion. One night, as she and the rest of The Midnight Society were in the backyard preparing for their night of scary stories at the campfire, that stupid mutant showed up and tried to attack, but Delilah used her dark powers and made Flip's nightmares come to life, and he got so scared, he ran away and went back to prison and holed himself back in his cell and he refused to come out for the rest of the night.
Nico: Whoa, now what was that mutant's nightmare?
Lincoln: That was an easy one: loosing all the money he swindled from everyone in Royal Woods and his crimes exposed by us and forever labelled as a hated pariah and disgusting mutant.
We gasped.
Me: Yeah, that fear is extremely powerful, and it remained as a permanent scar on that stinking diaper he calls a brain.
Toiletnator: Maximus liked his looks.
Chalmers: Too bad it didn't help him.
Iron Lung: Or the Supreme Intelligence.
Tala: Another job well done.
Pete: What do we do with them now?
Me: Add them to your ranks for later on.
Qin: Good idea.
Nico: This was awesome though. Great job everyone.
Me: Yeah.
Applejack: YEEHAW! (To the viewers) Boy howdy this was a fun adventure for y'all.
Me: It sure was Applejack.
We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Part 8 done.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.
For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as David Cain, Lego Poison Ivy, Dr. Sun, Incentas, Tactimon and the Wu Sisters as well as Lady Palutena, Elemental Woman, Wendy Traviston, Sailor Land Before Time, Silina Odaiba and Lillian Van Damme and we're going to an island of Chicken Wings in the middle of the park lake and it was battling Cathleen Torrence who escaped from the nuthouse to get revenge on Georgina. Georgina is going to against her. Also we're going to battle Another Gunkandori Phantom Brigada, Tweaky, Dr. Eggman & the Deadly Six, Lego Poison Ivy and David Cain who were the Embodiments of Scream and Death. And we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Chill Man. Her name is Cillia Chill.
Alright, and for tomorrow, I've got a series of match-ups and these are for the Mythical Beast Gene-Slammers, and they're against some old enemies from The Czech Republic: this group of old enemies are some of the Czech Republic's most infamous serial killers and dark warlocks who've used black magic to murder innocent people and they've gotten away with it for years, but Laura Baránková, Dana Voráčová, Erika Dědinová, Helena Zelenková, Andrea Nezbedová, Radana Růžičková, and Marie Nováková defeated the cretins and sent them straight to Hell. But, now, they've come back from Hell, and they're out for one thing: revenge.
Laura Baránková, Gene-Slammer of Mythical Beast Bashilisk and Lincoln VS. Tobias Svoboda
Dana Voráčová, Gene-Slammer of Mythical Beast Jackal and Lincoln VS. Dominik Kucera
Erika Dědinová, Gene-Slammer of Mythical Beast Cerberus and Lincoln VS. Daniel Kadlec
Helena Zelenková, Gene-Slammer of Mythical Beast Jackal King and Lincoln VS. Adam Hornik
Andrea Nezbedová, Gene-Slammer of Mythical Beast Master Cerberus and Lincoln VS. Marek Hruska
Radana Růžičková, Gene-Slammer of Mythical Beast Medusa and Lincoln VS. Josef Sedlacek
And Marie Nováková, Gene-Slammer of Mythical Beast Garuda and Lincoln VS. Antonin Ruzicka
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Ireland, but we got bad news: a clone of Dai Shi along with clones of Mele, Carnisoar, Jellica, Grizzaka, Scorch, Snapper, Whiger, Mantor, Buffalord, Rantipede, Gakko, Toady, Stingerella, Naja, Pangolin, Slickagon, Bai Lai, Carden, Crustaceo, Mog, Shadow Guard Black, Shadow Guard White, Hamhock, Porcupongo, Monkeywi, Red Shadow Guard I, Red Shadow Guard II, Barakouzza, Crocovile, Whirnado, Whiricane, Sonimax, Dynamir, Unidoom, Rammer, Badrat, Grinder, Osiris, Lepus, Fox Rinshi, Hummerzoom, and Anglerfish Rinshi were sighted and bad news, they were created by another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness, and he went into hiding again. So, we got to destroy the clones of Dai Shi, Mele, Carnisoar, Jellica, Grizzaka, Scorch, Snapper, Whiger, Mantor, Buffalord, Rantipede, Gakko, Toady, Stingerella, Naja, Pangolin, Slickagon, Bai Lai, Carden, Crustaceo, Mog, Shadow Guard Black, Shadow Guard White, Hamhock, Porcupongo, Monkeywi, Red Shadow Guard I, Red Shadow Guard II, Barakouzza, Crocovile, Whirnado, Whiricane, Sonimax, Dynamir, Unidoom, Rammer, Badrat, Grinder, Osiris, Lepus, Fox Rinshi, Hummerzoom, and Anglerfish, and once that's done, it'll lure out the manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness and we'll destroy him. And we're going to meet Edana Midnight, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and the third younger sister of The Midnight Sisters, she's a Goth Girl born from darkness and she also has immense and incredible power over The Dark Arts, Witchcraft, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Necromancy, The Occult, demons, and creatures of the night, and also has black angel wings. She's a member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and every night, she and the rest of The Midnight Society meet up with Lincoln who's also a member of The Midnight Society at the backyard of the house and tell some of the most bone-chilling and scariest stories around a campfire and she's the one who handles the organizing of our meetings. She's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and they were intrigued to find out that she's the member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and she hates Flip with a blazing passion. One night, as she and the rest of The Midnight Society were in the backyard preparing for their night of scary stories at the campfire, that dumb mutant showed up and tried to attack, but Edana used her dark powers and made Flip's nightmares come to life, and he got so scared, he ran away and went back to prison and holed himself back in his cell and he refused to come out for the rest of the night.
Part 8 is for Red King Revelation and Torg-Nado and we're going to battle Red King and Attuma.
See you next time.