Foreword: Watch the source material, sub to MasakoX and wear a mask because people are f*cking gross.

We start on a scene of Bulma's mother enjoying pastries and sweets with her daughter Bulma on the balcony.

Panchy: "Mmm! I love sweets and cakes~"

Bulma: "I'm more in the mood for beef"

Vegeta appears on the table, his butt facing Bulma.

Bulma: "Mmm~ Cake..."

The Z-fighters teleport in and fly over the balcony.

Vegeta: "King Cold is coming!"

Bansuri: "Goddamnit Vegeta!"

Kami sneezes on his Lookout

Cut to King Cold and Cooler landing on Earth.

King Cold: "Ah, what a quaint little planet...Burn it down"

Cooler: "Frieza started a fight he couldn't finish and you're afraid it'll happen to you-"

King Cold: "I AM NOT AFRAID!"

King Cold's men suddenly drop in front of him and a blue haired teenage boy appears.

Trunks: "Isn't Frieza supposed to be here?"

Cooler: "He died kid, do your homework"

Trunks: "But...I did..."

King Cold: "Men, kill him or I will kill you"

There was a pause before all the remaining soldiers ran into the ship with the "run away" sound effect from Monty Python.

King Cold: "Damn it all, I'll deal with this myself"

Trunks: "Knock knock"

King Cold: "Who's there?"

Trunks turns Super Saiyan.

Trunks: "5'7 of Super Saiyan Spite"

King Cold: "That was awful"

Trunks blasts a hole in King Cold's torso forcing the despot to the ground.

Trunks: "Doesn't matter, you're dying anyway"

Trunks finishes King Cold and looks at Cooler, a moment with suspenseful violins passes and Cooler shrugs and strolls back on to the ship with a lazy wave.

Cooler: "Thanks for the Empire Super Saiyan, gonna make food and medical supples so easy to get they're free and make training facilities to make my men strong enough to face Majin Buu or Beerus the Destroyer."

Trunks: "Wait! What was that last part?!"

Cooler: "Foreshadowing"

Ship door slams and the ship launches off into space.

Trunks: "...Did I break the time line?"

Cut to Trunks in front of the Z-fighters and Bulma who is staring intently at his jacket.

Trunks: "Why are there two Piccolos?"

Bansuri: "I'm Piccolo's son, Bansuri. Also?"

Bansuri/Piccolo: "Racist!"

Trunks: "Ah! Sorry! Can I speak to Goku for a bit?"

Goku: "Okay"

Cut to away from the group.

Trunks: "I'm from the Future, everything is awful, 2 Androids killed all your friends and you died from a heart attack...not in that order but you get it right?"

Goku: "Kinda"

Trunks: "Take this medicine and get Gohan and Vegeta to Super Saiyan"

Goku: "They already can though"

Trunks: "Oh...just prepare for an Android attack that's gonna happen in 3 years then"

Goku: "Okay"

Cut to Goku back to the group.

Goku: "Killer robots are gonna get us in 3 years, time to train"

Vegeta: "As if a robot can beat a Saiyan"

Bulma: "I could totally make one"

Vegeta: "Please, a toy can't beat a real man"

Bulma: "Come to my place and prove it!"

Vegeta: "Fine I will!...wait"

Everyone watches as Trunks flys into the air in a machine then vanishes.

Bulma: "Huh, that looks oddly familiar..."

Cut to a montage with the Z-fighters training with a scene of Bulma and Vegeta in the bedroom quick enough for the people in the next scene of the montage to look baffled before going back to training.

Cut to outside a city with Bansuri, Gohan, Piccolo and Goku standing on a plateau only to be joined by everyone else in a pop.

Yamcha: "We're totally ready"

Tien: "Doubt it"

Bulma enters the scene via flying car.

Bulma: "You forgot ot get the bag, never forget to get the bag. Have fun guys"

Bulma goes to fly away but her car is shot down and Bansuri rescues her and the toddler Trunks she had in the car.

Bulma: "Thanks for the save, can you give me a lift back home?"

Bansuri: "Ok, you guys can handle the Androids right?"

Everyone nods and Bansuri disappears with Bulma and Trunks.

Goku: "Okay everyone! Let's split up and search for clues"

Bulma: "I have an optional quest!"

[Retrieve Android Parts and Android Designs. Reward: Android Comrades]

Bansuri: "Seems helpful, I accept!"

Cut to Bansuri outside the Gravity Chamber that Vegeta is in. Bansuri sees the music controls on the console set to high energy music and decides to change it to a 10 hour Yodelling compilation before teleporting away.

Vegeta: "Goddamit Bansuri!"

Cut to Kami sneezing on the Lookout then looking around confused.

Cut to a Scooby Doo style chase between the Z-fighters and the Androids, one scene having Yamcha strangled by Android 19 before being rescued and healed by Bansuri, the chase continues with the group all going through one door and the scene transitioning into a wasteland to everyone's confusion.

Dr Gero: "What in the hell happened?"

Bansuri: "You mean you don't know? Some Genius"

Gero tries to blast Bansuri but he dodges the attack and it wraps back around from Gero's side of the screen to his the Android Doctor in the back of his head. Bansuri looks at the viewers with a smirk before looking back at Gero.

Bansuri: "GG Noob!"

Dr Gero: (Angry Android Noises)

Goku fights 19 and looks to be winning but when Goku tries to blow up the robot with a Kamehameha it gets absorbed.

Goku: "Uh oh"

Goku gets sucker punched and ends up with his back on the ground. Goku goes to stand up but clutches his chest in pain.

Goku: "I'm in trouble"

Android 19 jumps on to Goku and grabs him by the throat and starts draining energy.

Goku: "Plz Halp"

Vegeta teleports behind 19 and kicks him in the back of the head, sending the Android faceplanting and sliding along the ground. Vegeta steps over Goku and kicks him backward, Gohan catching his father mid-air and teleporting away.

Vegeta: "Any tips?"

Cut to Bansuri making a fool of Gero with conjured banana custard pies with whipped cream. Dodging the Doctor and smacking pies into his face much to Gero's anger.

Bansuri: "Don't get hit and don't spam blasts like a scrub"

Vegeta: "Screw you too"

Vegeta turns Super Saiyan, rips off 19's arms and proceeds to beat the machine with their own arms.

Vegeta: "Stop hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself?"

Android 19: "Does not compute, you are the one-"

Vegeta kicks 19's head off and pushes over the body.

Vegeta: "Alright! Who's gonna take my Super Saiyan swagger now?"

Bansuri points to Gero who has started sprinting away and watches Vegeta fly after him. Bansuri spots the Android Parts on the ground and goes to do his optional side quest before doing the main one of dealing with the Androids.

Bansuri: "Eh, Vegeta can handle it. If he can't? Meh"

Cut to Bulma's workshop with Bansuri handing in the Android Parts.

Bulma: "Nice! How's the main story quest going?"

Bansuri make an illusion of the two Androids faced and puts a big red X on Android 19.

Bansuri: "One out of two Androids taken down"

Bulma: "I know that guy! That's Dr Gero! His lab is around here"

Bulma pulls up a holographic map and points to an area to the north of a city.

Bansuri: "Neat, I'll tell the others"

Cut to the Z-fighters around Dr Gero now joined by Trunks.

Trunks: "That's not the Android who kills you all"

Vegeta: "Obviously, look how weak it is"

Trunks: (Disappointed sigh)

Bansuri teleports back into the group.

Bansuri: "Hey guys, what's happening in this thread?"

Piccolo: "Wrong Androids"

Bansuri: "So there's more?"

CSGO voice: "Throwing Flash"

Everyone: "Huh?"

A bang with an annoying high pitched ring after it as everyone is blinded and Dr Gero gets away.

Vegeta: "Great we lost him"

Bansuri conjures an illusion of the map he was shown by Bulma and points to the same area she did.

Bansuri: "His lab is over here"

Krillin: "Neat, let's get him"

Cut to Gero running on the ground to get to his Lab when he ducks into a crevice to hide from the Z-fighters flying over head.

Dr Gero: "Spawn camping is cheap!"

Dr Gero runs as fast as he can and thanks to his knowledge of where his lab is, he gets there first but due to him moving so quickly he disturbs a group of birds in a tree and attracts Krillin's attention.

Dr Gero: "Yes! Made it! Now I can lay low and re-"

Krillin: "HEY GUYS I FOUND GERO'S LAB!"

Dr Gero: "F*ck!"

Gero runs into his lab and locks the doors behind him.

Dr Gero: "I need help!"

Dr Gero looks over his options. Androids 13,14 and 15 have programing errors that redered them unable to even power on, Android 16 had unfinished programing which had yet to be fixed, Cell was an embryo which left Androids 17 and 18 who were disobedient to a fault and hated his guts still.

Dr Gero: "Okay, calm down. Do I NEED to use 17 and 18?"

Vegeta: "Why haven't you opened the door yet? Just blast the damn thing!"

Dr Gero: "Yes I do"

Dr Gero activates Androids 17 and 18 and the doors burst open to reveal the Z-fighters that were chasing Gero.

Android 17: "Wow, looks like you're about to get stomped. Good luck with that"

Android 18: "I dunno, I could take the short bald one"

Dr Gero: "In a fight, right?"

Android 18 gives Krillin a sultry yet preditary look.

Krillin: "Um, I'm both scared and kinda into this"

Android 18: "As you should be"

Dr Gero: "Destroy them or I will detonate the both of you"

Bansuri: "Is this your detonator?" (holds up remote)

Dr Gero: "...Please don't break that"

Bansuri: "Okay"

Dr Gero: "Really?!"

Bansuri: "Psh, No"

Bansuri crushes the remote in his hand and flips off Gero, earning approval from 17 and 18.

Dr Gero: "You fool! You've doomed us all!"

Android 17: "Nah, just you"

17 uses his hand ot impale Dr Gero then cuts his head off, stomping on it as it lands.

Yamcha: "Soooo are they on our side or-?"

Trunks shouted then fired a powerful blast at the two Androids, leveling the mountain and kicking up a massive dust cloud. Everyone looked shocked that the Androids were totally unphased by the attack and managed to protect a pod which was then opened by 18.

Android 16: "I have been brought into the world with a conciousness without my consent and I have no greater purpose"

Android 17: "Sounds normal to me, wanna be friends?"

Android 16: "Yes!"

Android 18: "Huh, that's oddly wholesome"

Android 17: "I have a kickass robot friend, I'd say this is awesome"

Android 18: "Ah, now I get it. Going to the mall, you coming?"

Android 17: "'Kay, come one 16!"

The Androids flew away from the z-fighters leaving them somewhat confused.

Bansuri: "Sounds like they're a couple of kids that Gero forced himself on to, think there's a sub-lab with stuff that could get their lives back?"

Piccolo: "Maybe"

Vegeta: "Those arrogant little brats! How dare they ignore me!"

Vegeta charges after the Androids with Trunks following to make sure he doesn't die.

Bansuri: "I'm gonna see if I can find anything useful, you guys might want to help Trunks keep his father from getting killed."

This was met with a group of disgruntled groans.

Bansuri: "You could always let him die, but someone is gonna have to give Bulma that bad news and NOT IT!"

Everyone else follows suit with Yamcha being the last to say 'not it' but the first to rocket away after Vegeta with the rest quickly following after leaving Bansuri to his investigation.

Cut to the Androids waiting for a car.

Android 18: "And why do we need a car?"

Android 17: "Because none of us have music players with us or installed"

Android 18: "You know what? Valid"

Vegeta flies in with Trunks landing after him.

Vegeta: "Hey RealDolls! Time to get broken!"

Android 18: "Appreciate you think I'm pretty enough to be a doll, but your not my type troll doll"

Vegeta roared in outrage and charged at 18, starting a fight that the latter could easily win but she wanted to mess with the man with the clear Napoleon Complex.

Cut back to Bansuri who was in the lab looking around and putting things in his pocket dimension.

Bansuri: "This looks important (pockets it), huh, the names of the Androids are Lapis and Lazuli and were forcibly made Androids with bombs to force obedience? That's messed up but with these Bulma could probably remove the bombs (pockets the designs and spots Cell stuff)...Well if that isn't both foreboding and forshadowing I'll conjure a hat specifically to eat it (pockets information and blasts the embryo). Hello, spare Androids? Yoink (pockets them for parts). Well, I think I've looted everything worth taking, let's hand these to Bulma and see what she can do with them...but first~"

Cut to outside the mountain and we see what's left of the mountain become a crator with a smug looking Bansuri at the center.

Bansuri: "I am become Death, destroyer of worlds...(Snicker)"

Cut to back in Bulma's workshop with the pile of Androids/parts on the table and Bansuri holding designs for Bulma.

Bulma: "...Yep. It's official. I can totally make a better Android than Gero WITHOUT needing to mess with someones guts.

Bansuri: "Could you remove bombs?"

Bulma: "Sure, but how are you going to get them to come here?"

Bansuri: "Compassion and Care"

Cut to Bansuri at the place were Vegeta is fighting 18.

Bansuri: "Hey Lapis! Lazuli! Wanna chill out, get those bombs out and make a rich friend you can gossip with?"

Lapis: "Chill out?"

16: "Remove the bombs?"

Lazuli: "A rich friend to gossip with?

Lapis/16/Lazuli: "Hell yeah!"/"Yes please"/"Uh, Yeah?"

Bansuri: "Cool, I head you want to go shopping first so I brought money for you to spend at the mall. You too Krillin"

Krillin: "Woohoo!"

Bansuri: "Also if Lapis and Lazuli are in another time line, then odds are something stronger from a time line they're dead in has come to this time line so watch out"

Piccolo: "How do you know this?"

Bansuri: "Investigation and off-screen exposition"

Piccolo: "Neat, gonna get a power up from Kami. See you later"

Bansuri: "See you later"

Piccolo teleports to the Lookout.

Bansuri: "Vegeta, you and your son need to get ready to fight someone beyond Super Saiyan ability. I recommend the Room of Spirit and Time on the Lookout."

Vegeta: "Fine, but I'll take down Cell when I get out"

Bansuri: "No you won't"

Vegeta: "The hell's that mean?!"

Cut to Lookout with Piccolo and Kami standing in front of each other.

Kami: "Power up?"

Piccolo: "Power up"

Cut to Kami fusing into Piccolo.

Piccolo: "...Bansuri was right, being old but not being old is strange"

Mr Popo: "Best of luck Kami"

Piccolo: "Piccolo"

Mr Popo: "Same person now"

Piccolo: "Smartass"

Vegeta and Trunks arrive at the Lookout.

Vegeta: "Your son is annoying"

Piccolo: "You started it"

Piccolo sets off to find Cell, leaving Vegeta and Trunks with Mr Popo.

Trunks: "...soooooo, I don't want this to sound bad but what are you?"

Mr Popo: "I am opening the door to the Room of Spirit and Time and hoping you are smart enough to drop the topic and simply go into the room with your father"

There was a noticable pause before father and son went into the Time Chamber, politely closing the door behind them.

Cut to Piccolo walking through an abandoned city with clothes on the ground before pausing and looking behind himself, spotting something peering at him from around a corner.

Piccolo: "Show yourself!"

The thing that was peering at him was a green, buglike creature that Piccolo had a difficult time sensing.

Piccolo: "Who and what are you?"

Cell: "Just someone looking to reunite with my family. My name is Cell"

Piccolo: "Something tells me your family ditched you for a reason"

Cell: "Screw you!"

Cell launches forward to attack only to be punched in the face, have their foot stomped on to hold them in place and be treated like a punching bag.

Cell: "This isn't fair! You're not supposed to be this strong!"

Piccolo: "And you're not supposed to be in this time line but don't worry, I'll fix that!"

Cell: (Homer Simpson shriek) "Solar Flare!"

Piccolo: "Ah!"

Cell proceeds to flee with racecare noises, leaving Piccolo to rub his eyes then smirk.

Piccolo: "...didn't even need Kaioken"

Krillin is in the shop holding bags of shopping and following after Lazuli who occasionally stopped suddenly to make Krillin walk and put his face into her butt.

Lazuli: "Oops~ My bad, You'll forgive me, right~?"

Krillin: "Uuuh, sure"

Cut to a montage of Lapis getting the high score on every machine in the arcade and puttin as the top name.

Lapis: "Man, I am the best! Hey 16! you good?"

Android 16: (staring at a tv showing cute animals) "Mmm."

Lapis: "Good to hear"

Cut to Cell moving around the air vents to Metal Gear music.

Cell: 'There's my target, Just need to wait until he moves a little further away from potential help'

Cut to Piccolo flying with Bansuri.

Piccolo: "We're flying close to the mall Krillin is in with the Androids. I hope he doesn't get the drop on any of them"

Both stop in mid-air as they feel a massive power surge before Krillin appears in front of them with Lazuli and 16.

Krillin: "Guys! Cell got the drop on Lapis!"

Bansuri/Piccolo: "Crap!"

Bansuri: "Go run with them and we'll hold Cell at bay"

Krillin nodded and teleported to the Lookout with the two remaining good Androids in time for Cell in his Semi-perfect form to fly toward them and stop in front of them.

Cell: "This time line is weird! When did Krillin learn to teleport?"

Bansuri: "Same time CDs were popular"

Cell: "CDs?"

Bansuri: "CDs nuts"

Cell shouted in outrage at being tricked and attacked the two Namekians who used Kaioken and stall tactics to buy time for Vegeta and Trunks to get out of the Time Chamber and also to see how Cell fights and his techinques.

Cut to back on the Lookout, Vegeta and Trunks leaving the time chamber.

Krillin: "Cool hairdo Trunks"

Trunks: "Thanks"

Lazuli: (coughs twice)

Krillin: "Also Piccolo and Bansuri are fighting Cell so you should probably take the freaky bugman down"

Vegeta: "So that's them I'm sensing? Time to show everyone what a real warrior looks like"

Vegeta teleports away with Trunks.

Lazuli: "So a 'real warrior' is 5 foot nothing with a receding hairline or do I include the hair in his height?"

Krillin: (Snickers)

Vegeta appears with Trunks on the battlefield near Bansuri and Piccolo fighting Cell.

Vegeta: "Step aside slugs, the Prince of all Saiyans will deal with this cheap knockoff"

Bansuri: "Doubt it"

Vegeta: "What was that?"

Bansuri and Piccolo teleport away leaving the Saiyans and Cell.

Vegeta: "...Smartass. Alright lets squash a bug"

Cell: "Please, you couldn't beat me at my weakest yesterday. You think anything has changed?"

Vegeta doesn't answer and proceeds to brutilize Semi-perfect Cell.

Back on the Lookout, Piccolo and Bansuri recover and watch Vegeta fight via a crystal ball projector.

Piccolo: "I'm going to Namek to get a replacement for the guardian I fused with. Shouldn't take too long"

Bansuri: "Okay father, safe travels"

Piccolo: "Of course"

Piccolo teleported away leaving Bansuri with Krillin and Lazuli.

Lazuli: "...So you're an alien?"

Bansuri: "Yes and no"

Lazuli: (Confused look)

Bansuri: "I AM of an alien race, but I was born on Earth. Yes and no"

Lazuli: "Oh. Cool"

Bansuri: (sigh) "Namekians do not do probes"

Lazuli slumps in relief as Bansuri shakes his head and gives Lazuli a disappointed look.

Cut back to Vegeta beating the tar out of Cell, sending the Bio-Android into an island. Vegeta lands closer and hears Cell sobbing.

Vegeta: "Are you crying?"

Cell: "N-no I'm not crying! Shuddup!"

Vegeta: (Laughs at Cell's tears)

Cell: "Lemme absorb 18 so I can beat you!"

Vegeta: "No"

Bansuri, Krillin and Lazuli sigh in relief at the Lookout.

Cell: "Pleeeeheeeheeeheeese"

Vegeta: "Fine"

Bansuri, Krillin and Lazuli wince at the stupid decision.

Bansuri: "Shit"

Bansuri uses magic to make him and 16 look like Krillin and Lazuli before Vegeta teleports in.

Krillin?: "SCATTER!"

Both Krillins take their Lazuli and teleport away, one pair being chased by Vegeta and the other set stood on a mountain.

Cut back to where Cell and Trunks are with Cell looking hopeful in the direction of the Krillin on the mountain.

Trunks: "Ah! Hey! Eye's on me! I'm gonna kill you"

Cell: "Nuh uh!"

Trunks: "The hell you mean 'Nuh uh'?"

Cell: "Nuh uh!"

Cell uses Solar Flare and runs away.

Trunks: "Crap!"

Trunks flies in the direction of the stationary Krillin hoping to cut off Cell.

Cut to Vegeta teleporting after a Krillin and Lazuli in a montage that even takes them into Chrono Trigger and Dragon Quest 8 until Vegeta manages to blast off Bansuri's left arm and shatter the illusion on him and 16.

Bansuri: "MOTHERF(*Beep*)ER!"

Vegeta stares at the normally calm Namekian who gives him the mother and father of all glares.

Bansuri: "F*ck you and your pride"

Bansuri teleports away and Vegeta feels Cell's power reach new heights, teleporting to his son Trunks to see Perfect Cell.

Cell: "Hello Prince, remember when you laughed at me? Time for me to do the same"

Vegeta: "I can still win this"

Cell kicks Vegeta higher into the air

Vegeta: "Okay I take it back TRUNKS HELP!"

Trunks powers up to the power weighted form and tries to help his father fight but Cell simply takes turns in hitting one Saiyan with the other Saiyan. After the father-son duo are battered and beaten Cell turns away and waves.

Cell: "Gonna make a tournament to show off how Perfect I am"

Cut to Lookout with Piccolo teleporting in with Dende and seeing Bansuri sat sat pouting with one arm.

Dende: "...Is this a bad time to be God?"

Bansuri: "...kinda"

Piccolo: "...Vegeta?"

Bansuri: "Vegeta"

Piccolo: "Power up in the Time Chamber?"

Bansuri: "Okay..."

Piccolo: "Mr Popo, please walk Dende through the paperwork"

Mr Popo: "Can I mess with the new God?"

Piccolo: "He's a kid so ease them into it"

Mr Popo: "Okay"

Dende: "...is that guy safe to be around"

Piccolo/Bansuri: "Sure"

Dende: "That's not reassuring"

Bansuri: "Hey look the Time Chamber is opening up, Let's tell Goku what's going on and take our turn in the Chamber"

Piccolo: "Good plan"

Cut to a fast forward scene of exposition to the two Saiyans on what they missed.

Goku: "Wow! Good thing we both got Super Saiyan 2 because we mastered Super Saiyan before going in, otherwise the fate of the world would be on your shoulders Gohan. Not saying you can't handle it, just that you're a bit young to be comfortable with doing that sort of thing yet.

Gohan: "True"

Goku: "You guys taking your turn?"

Bansuri/Piccolo: "Yep"

Goku: "Gonna fuse?"

Bansuri/Piccolo: "Maybe"

Goku: "See you in a year"

Bansuri/Piccolo: "See you then"

Piccolo and Bansuri entered the Time Chamber, Leaving the calm Super Saiyans standing outside the door.

Gohan: "They're so in sync it's like they've already fused"

Goku: "Right!?"

Cut to Capsule Corp where everyone is hanging out and watching the TV for Cell. Cell busts through the wall of a news announcement with a smile.

Cell: "I'm the strongest in the world. Prove me wrong in a week or I blow up the world"

Android 16: "I need upgrades"

Bulma: "I've got you big guy"

Chi-chi: "Gohan stay at Casule Corp and help Bulma. I'll be...helping your father"

Gohan: "Got it"

Krillin: "Going to train"

Tien/Chiaotzu/Yamcha: "I'll join you"

Cut to inside the Time Chamber with Bansuri and Piccolo.

Bansuri: "So times 50 is Kaioken's limit"

Piccolo: "Yep and the only way we're beating Cell is fusing and unleashing all of the potential within our new self"

Bansuri: "It's been an honor and a privilege to fight at your side"

Piccolo: "Use my power wisely"

Bansuri: "Wait wha-?"

Piccolo: "Power up"

Bansuri: (Glowing with power) "Whooooooa!"

Bansuri stands alone in the Time Chamber.

Bansuri: "Eleven years old with hundreds of years of experience, I would be every employer's dream if I needed money. (Sigh) Okay, let's see what happens when five Namekian's potential gets fully unleashed at once"

Bansuri uses Guru's power to awaken all the dormant power at once and suddenly bursts into a Super Saiyan-like aura and his skin turns light yellow.

Bansuri: "HOLY SHIT!"

Cut to Bulma's workshop with 16 on the work table.

Bulma: "Aaaaand you are now upgraded. if you weren't stronger than Super Saiyan before you definitely are now"

Android 16: "Thank you"

Bulma: "Now I have the designs, supplies and experience of working on an Android I can totally make my own. Fully Robotic though, don't wanna do surgery"

Android 16: "Valid"

Gohan: "Hey Bulma! Want some help testing 16?"

Bulma: "Sure thing kiddo, training room down the hall to the right"

Gohan: "Got it, time to see how you fight 16"

Cut to the training room with a fight between 16 and Gohan which is happening to the Metal Gear Revengence song The Only Thing I Know For Real. Gohan wins due to being more skilled but also being close enough to 16's power not to just get steamrolled..

Cut to Bansuri walking out of the Time Chamber wearing his usual purple gi with a red belt but having a stern expression on his face that looked very Piccolo.

Dende: "You fused, may you protect this world"

Bansuri: "I'll give you helpful advice after I deal with Cell"

Dende: "I look forward to your teachings"

Bansuri: "Let's end that monster"

Cut to the Cell games arena.

Cell: "Hello fighters! Welcome to the Cell Games! Here's the bracket"

Cell shows a whiteboard with Him and Goku on it and the word 'winner' above them. This white board is blasted by Bansuri, much to Cell's apparent dispair.

Cell: "How could you do something so heinous!?"

Bansuri: "You have eaten people and I am here to end you. Which one of us is really the 'Bad Guy'?"

Cell: "Fair enough. I'll stomp you first then have my epic fight with Go-Hurk!"

Bansuri punches Cell in the stomach hard enough to make him vomit up Lazuli and return to his Semi-perfect form with the Mario power up lost sound effect. Bansuri looks at the now freed Android and the now powered down Cell.

Cell: "...Please don't"

Bansuri: " Okay"

Cell: "Really!?"

Bansuri: "No"

Bansuri punches Cell in the gut again and forces out Lapis, making Cell power down to his Imperfect form with the same power down sound effect as before.

Cell: "This! This is impossible! What the hell are you?!"

Bansuri: "I'm Five Guys (Duke Nukem guitar riff) and you're about to get served"

Bansuri kicks Cell into the air and blasts him out of existance. Bansuri looks up at where the blast connected and waits a long while before relaxing. A camera man and reporter come over to him.

Reporter: "Excuse me saviour, who are you?"

Bansuri: "Bansuri"

Reporter: "And do you have anything to say to the people watching all this unfold?"

Bansuri looks thoughtful for a moment before speaking.

Bansuri: "Work hard, study well, and eat and sleep plenty! That is the Turtle Hermit way! We must master the art of peace in addition to the art of war!"

Many people around the world are in awe at the wisdom of living well and growing strong and it inspires them to better themselves.

Cut to Roshi in his house.

Roshi: "That's my martial arts motto...Eh I should probably start working out again, I'm getting a bit of a beer belly"

Cut back to Bansuri who floats up into the air and teleports away in front of the camera man and reporter who rush to the side of Mr Satan who watched everything happen in awe.

Mr Satan: "No way a human could do that...He's gotta be a God. No doubt"

The camera man and Reporter nod along to the logic.

Cut to Bansuri in Bulma's lab.

Bansuri: "May I please borrow your husband for a day? I'd like to try pulling his head out of his ass"

Bulma: "Take him for two, no way that's a one year job"

Bansuri: "Please tell him I'll be waiting for him at the Lookout at your earliest convenience"

Bulma: "Of course, take care Bansuri"

Bansuri: "You as well Bulma"

Bansuri teleports away at the same time Krillin teleports in with 16. Lapis and Lazuli.

Krillin: "Please give them a check up to make sure they're okay"

Bulma: "Sure thing Krillin, put them on the tables"

Cut to the Son family home.

Chi-chi: "I'm so glad the two of you are okay! Pregnant by the way"

Goku: "Huh? How did that happen?"

Gohan: "...It's a miracle I was born"

Chi-chi: "Honestly? Yep"

Goku: "...wait, we weren't training! We were making babies!"

Chi-chi and Gohan facepalm.

Cut to Vegeta and Bansuri standing on the Lookout, the Saiyan looking apprehensive as he walked into the Time Chamber.

Bansuri: "My dislike of you comes from a sense of 'WTF are you doing?' and the knowledge that if I were in your position I would do things differently than you would"

Vegeta: "Why the candor?"

Bansuri: "So you know why you're getting your ass kicked"

Cut to montage of Bansuri beating the stuffing out of Vegeta to the Limp Bizkit song Break Stuff, Vegeta getting better after a while into the montage and even ascending to Super Saiyan 2 only for Bansuri to take his Awakened form and proceed to beating him more, starting a new montage of asskicking to the song Master of Puppets by Metallica. Vegeta get's more of a beating only for the montage and music to stop when he pushes to Super Saiyan 3.

Vegeta: (Lifts arms in celebration) "Yes!" (Falls out of Super Saiyan 3 to base due to energy cost) Crap!"

Cut to new montage of Vegeta getting beat down again but this time in Super Saiyan 3 and to the song Rebellion from the Blazblue soundtrack. This montage stops on a scene of Vegeta crying on Bansuri's shoulder before ramping back up into more asskicking until finally stopping on the two of them looking thoughtful and sat next to each other.

Vegeta: "There's has to be another form beyond Super Saiyan 3"

Bansuri: "To find the path forward, sometimes it is best to look at the path you have already taken"

Vegeta: "...Huh?"

Bansuri: "Return to Monke"

Vegeta: "Oh! Here's the Power Ball techinque, can you do something with it?"

[Bansuri has created Blutz Beam]

Vegeta: "Oh, that happened fast"

Bansuri shrugged and motioned Vegeta to follow him away from the living area of the Time Chamber.

Bansuri: "I have no idea what's about to happen so best of luck. Turn Super Saiyan and hope for the best"

Vegeta: (Turns Super Saiyan then gives a confused and concerned look) "Wait what?!"

Bansuri: "Blutz Beam!"

Vegeta turns Super Saiyan 4.

Vegeta: "...Revenge!"

Bansuri: "Crap!"

Bansuri takes his Awakened form and goes to max Kaioken only to splatter his arm from punching Vegeta then getting a hole punched through him and sent flying only to erupt into a pillar of fiery orange energy and taking a large Orange form with red accents.

Bansuri: "...So what was that about revenge?"

Vegeta: "Crap!"

A new fight starts in earnest, the two being even or close enough in power for no advantage to be had there but Bansuri worked with moie range on his attacks and Vegeta split the difference with an extra appendage to attack with being his tail.

Cut to them sat battered and bruised beside each other looking thoughtful again.

Vegeta: "...Super Saiyan 4?"

Bansuri: (shakes his head) "Super Saiyan Primal"

Vegeta nods in agreement.

Vegeta: "Orange Namekian?"

Bansuri: (Shakes his head again) "Dragon form"

Vegeta: "Dragon?"

Bansuri shows illusion of Dragon ball and points at the color scheme similarities.

Vegeta: "Ah, fair enough"

Cut to Vegeta and Bansuri walking out of the Time Chamber in their new forms, being met with awe by their peers.

Dende: "Can I do that?"

Bansuri: "I have no idea but we'll figure it out together"

Goku: "Can I do that? (Points at Super Saiyan Primal Vegeta)"

Bansuri: "Go Super Saiyan"

Goku turns Super Saiyan and motions Gohan to do the same, Trunks getting motioned by Vegeta to follow their lead and they all do so. Bansuri fires the Blutz Beam rapid fire causing Goku, Gohan and Trunks to take Primal forms (forms described in chapter 39 of Some Help or you can Google SSJ4 Goku/Gohan/Vegeta for their forms. Improvised Trunks).

Bansuri: "Master your powers because I wish to finish my Yardrat training so if someone else absorbs people it'll be easier to deal with"

Krillin: "Can I learn it too? Same reason"

Bansuri: "Sure, I imagine you'll teach the others it if they asked too"

Krillin: "Yeah"

Bansuri: "Fair enough, I also had an idea of making fridges have infinite food, storage space and time freezing preservation of goods. Gonna ask Bulma for spare fridges while you get set up for a stay on Yardrat"

Krillin: "See you then. look forward to new teachings guys"

The human Z-fighters gave thumbs up to Krillin as he left with Bansuri going to Bulma for the fridges, Bulma working on a new Android but being interupted by the allure of Primal Vegeta but all will be revealed on Some Help after a Special Chapter. What do I mean? Wait and find out!